Gintama's Naruto Story
Chapter 2: Time flies, time flies!
Time flies, time flies.
Yinshi, who is a little over one year old, can use his childish and soft voice to communicate with his cheap father and mother in the world of Naruto.
Although very happy, but for some reason, Hatake Sakumo and his wife always feel that their eldest son, who is just over one year old, has a very decadent uncle atmosphere.
Even those eyes are getting closer and closer to dead fish eyes. Every day, they just do nothing and look at the sky dumbfounded, as if they don't think about anything.
No matter what he said, he started staring at the ceiling again with dead fish eyes without motivation!
By the way, as for why it is said to be the eldest son, it is because the Hatake family has to fill in another population!
The population has not been very prosperous and the Hatake family, which has always been a single family, is pregnant with a second child!
This kind of thing also made Hatake Sakumo, who had just been a father for more than a year, so excited that he was at a loss!
"Kakashi! It's called Kakashi, if it's a boy, it's Kakashi, and if it's a girl, it's Kakashi! What do you think?"
"Um…"
Mrs. Hatake replied with a happy face. She never expected to be pregnant with a second child. She became the mother of two children. She is really... so happy!
"Yinshi, you are going to be an older brother, and you must protect your younger brother...or younger sister in the future."
"Brother..." Yin Shi spit out a short word.
"It could be my younger sister too~" Shuo Mo laughed.
"Make a bet?" Yinshi stood up with difficulty, rolled his lazy dead fish eyes and glanced at Shuo Mao.
"Row."
"After losing, buy me meatballs every day!"
"No! Why do you like eating sweets so much? It's not good for children to eat too much sweets, change it!"
Shuo Mao was also troubled by his elder son's habit of loving sweets. Even after he could talk and communicate with himself, he often forced himself to buy sweets for him on the grounds that he needed to supplement his blood sugar.
No, if you eat like this, you will definitely become fat, and you will get diabetes before you are 30 years old!
"The ten years?"
"Up to three strings! Ten years is too many years!"
"Three hundred strings."
"I've never seen such a bargain! Up to ten skewers! I can't give it to you all at once!"
"make a deal!"
Seeing the eldest son behaving like this, Shuo Mao also knew that he seemed to be cheated.
This eldest son is as smart as a genius and precocious, which should be a happy thing, but this smartness never goes to the right place.
There is no obstacle to reading and literacy. He can do it all by himself after teaching it once. Now he can hold a book and read by himself without teaching him.
but……
Yinshi, how on earth did you find out your father's treasured photos?
You can't even find your mother!
Having said that, isn't it too early for a one-year-old to be interested in that kind of book?
Does precocious early also include this kind of early?
Is it too early?
Shuo Mao felt more and more that if he continued like this, his silver age might grow crooked, and he also felt that he could no longer let the other party go on like this, and that education should be done as early as possible!
After all, Yinshi has already learned to speak, read, and walk very easily at this time, so he can't let him be too easy next time!
He has this ability!
Shuo Mao has such confidence in his precocious eldest son, and even feels that if his eldest son works hard, he can definitely do things to the extent that others cannot!
A son of genius in precociousness, and in everything else too!In the future, maybe he can become a character like Hokage!
So, six months later...
That is, when Kakashi was able to babble five months after his birth, the one-and-a-half-year-old Gintoki stood in the yard, looking at Lake Toya in his hand, and didn't know how to complain.
"Because I was still too young, I trained with a wooden knife first. This is a wooden knife I found on the way to the last mission. Although it smells like old curry, it is very strong."
Looking at the Lake Toya in his hand, Gintoki also knew that this was undoubtedly the Lake Toya he bought through TV shopping. He not only used it to cover instant noodles frequently, but also used it to tie the toilet to plug the toilet occasionally. The smell of curry is also because it was accidentally sprinkled on the curry once before.
Why has it also entered the world of Naruto!
"Hey! Are you there? Are you there?!" Gintoki yelled at Lake Toya in his hand, "Don't pretend to be stupid and don't pretend to be asleep! I know you're here! What's your name? Poked the wrong cave fairy ? Can’t find the Cave Immortal? In short, hurry up and send labor back! Hey!”
Frightened by Gintoki who suddenly yelled at Lake Toya, Hatake Sakumo hurriedly said with a serious face: "Gintoki, what are you doing? Hurry up and do training according to what I said!"
"I'm not even two years old yet! Are you not afraid that I will sue Hokage for child abuse? Am I your own son? You picked me up? You definitely picked me up! Not picked up You won't do that to me!"
"I don't care about you if it's not your own. Don't be poor, hurry up! It's my first time touching a knife, so I can swing it two hundred times in a row. If I miss one less time, I can't eat sweets today, and I can't do anything substandard! "
"Aren't you human?!"
To complain is to complain, but Yinshi still clenched his teeth obediently and waved it again and again.
Looking at Yinshi's performance like this, Shuo Mao also felt in his heart that the training method he thought of was to seduce him with sweets that he couldn't refuse to exercise, and the effect was amazing!
Shuo Moo couldn't stop nodding in his heart to express his satisfaction when he looked at Yin, who was waving the wooden knife with his small arms.
Although Yinshi's strength is still very small, it can be seen that every time he swings the knife, he uses his small body's full strength.
The seemingly non-standard swinging posture is also the limit of what his current body can do.
……
When Gintoki was forced to train by Sakumo, Shinsuke Takasugi was doing the same thing in a dark underground cave.
The dragon vein that was sent into the earth by the teacher at the last moment, because of the power of the dragon vein, although he was reborn as a baby, he came to this world for some reason, but if he is here, then that guy will definitely be there!
I have this intuition!
Interesting, I lost a game in the last ending, but this time I want to win!Silver hour!
Looking at the little boy with a cold face doing sit-ups one after another on the bed, Madara's cold face remained unchanged, but he was also a little surprised.
I didn't expect that Sharingan to really fit the opponent's body perfectly!Moreover, the intercolumn cells fed to him fit his body perfectly!
It really is a miracle!You must know that this kid is not the Uchiha clan or the Senju clan at all!
It's not that people from the Uchiha clan can make Sharingan open and close freely, this little guy...it's not easy at all!
Although Sharingan can only show its original strength when two of them come together, this kaleidoscope that I collected only one before is not too weak!
You must brainwash him as soon as possible, and let him become your loyal subordinate and pawn!Fortunately, it was not killed, otherwise it would be a pity!
(Note: Newcomers and new books are asking for all kinds~)
Yinshi, who is a little over one year old, can use his childish and soft voice to communicate with his cheap father and mother in the world of Naruto.
Although very happy, but for some reason, Hatake Sakumo and his wife always feel that their eldest son, who is just over one year old, has a very decadent uncle atmosphere.
Even those eyes are getting closer and closer to dead fish eyes. Every day, they just do nothing and look at the sky dumbfounded, as if they don't think about anything.
No matter what he said, he started staring at the ceiling again with dead fish eyes without motivation!
By the way, as for why it is said to be the eldest son, it is because the Hatake family has to fill in another population!
The population has not been very prosperous and the Hatake family, which has always been a single family, is pregnant with a second child!
This kind of thing also made Hatake Sakumo, who had just been a father for more than a year, so excited that he was at a loss!
"Kakashi! It's called Kakashi, if it's a boy, it's Kakashi, and if it's a girl, it's Kakashi! What do you think?"
"Um…"
Mrs. Hatake replied with a happy face. She never expected to be pregnant with a second child. She became the mother of two children. She is really... so happy!
"Yinshi, you are going to be an older brother, and you must protect your younger brother...or younger sister in the future."
"Brother..." Yin Shi spit out a short word.
"It could be my younger sister too~" Shuo Mo laughed.
"Make a bet?" Yinshi stood up with difficulty, rolled his lazy dead fish eyes and glanced at Shuo Mao.
"Row."
"After losing, buy me meatballs every day!"
"No! Why do you like eating sweets so much? It's not good for children to eat too much sweets, change it!"
Shuo Mao was also troubled by his elder son's habit of loving sweets. Even after he could talk and communicate with himself, he often forced himself to buy sweets for him on the grounds that he needed to supplement his blood sugar.
No, if you eat like this, you will definitely become fat, and you will get diabetes before you are 30 years old!
"The ten years?"
"Up to three strings! Ten years is too many years!"
"Three hundred strings."
"I've never seen such a bargain! Up to ten skewers! I can't give it to you all at once!"
"make a deal!"
Seeing the eldest son behaving like this, Shuo Mao also knew that he seemed to be cheated.
This eldest son is as smart as a genius and precocious, which should be a happy thing, but this smartness never goes to the right place.
There is no obstacle to reading and literacy. He can do it all by himself after teaching it once. Now he can hold a book and read by himself without teaching him.
but……
Yinshi, how on earth did you find out your father's treasured photos?
You can't even find your mother!
Having said that, isn't it too early for a one-year-old to be interested in that kind of book?
Does precocious early also include this kind of early?
Is it too early?
Shuo Mao felt more and more that if he continued like this, his silver age might grow crooked, and he also felt that he could no longer let the other party go on like this, and that education should be done as early as possible!
After all, Yinshi has already learned to speak, read, and walk very easily at this time, so he can't let him be too easy next time!
He has this ability!
Shuo Mao has such confidence in his precocious eldest son, and even feels that if his eldest son works hard, he can definitely do things to the extent that others cannot!
A son of genius in precociousness, and in everything else too!In the future, maybe he can become a character like Hokage!
So, six months later...
That is, when Kakashi was able to babble five months after his birth, the one-and-a-half-year-old Gintoki stood in the yard, looking at Lake Toya in his hand, and didn't know how to complain.
"Because I was still too young, I trained with a wooden knife first. This is a wooden knife I found on the way to the last mission. Although it smells like old curry, it is very strong."
Looking at the Lake Toya in his hand, Gintoki also knew that this was undoubtedly the Lake Toya he bought through TV shopping. He not only used it to cover instant noodles frequently, but also used it to tie the toilet to plug the toilet occasionally. The smell of curry is also because it was accidentally sprinkled on the curry once before.
Why has it also entered the world of Naruto!
"Hey! Are you there? Are you there?!" Gintoki yelled at Lake Toya in his hand, "Don't pretend to be stupid and don't pretend to be asleep! I know you're here! What's your name? Poked the wrong cave fairy ? Can’t find the Cave Immortal? In short, hurry up and send labor back! Hey!”
Frightened by Gintoki who suddenly yelled at Lake Toya, Hatake Sakumo hurriedly said with a serious face: "Gintoki, what are you doing? Hurry up and do training according to what I said!"
"I'm not even two years old yet! Are you not afraid that I will sue Hokage for child abuse? Am I your own son? You picked me up? You definitely picked me up! Not picked up You won't do that to me!"
"I don't care about you if it's not your own. Don't be poor, hurry up! It's my first time touching a knife, so I can swing it two hundred times in a row. If I miss one less time, I can't eat sweets today, and I can't do anything substandard! "
"Aren't you human?!"
To complain is to complain, but Yinshi still clenched his teeth obediently and waved it again and again.
Looking at Yinshi's performance like this, Shuo Mao also felt in his heart that the training method he thought of was to seduce him with sweets that he couldn't refuse to exercise, and the effect was amazing!
Shuo Moo couldn't stop nodding in his heart to express his satisfaction when he looked at Yin, who was waving the wooden knife with his small arms.
Although Yinshi's strength is still very small, it can be seen that every time he swings the knife, he uses his small body's full strength.
The seemingly non-standard swinging posture is also the limit of what his current body can do.
……
When Gintoki was forced to train by Sakumo, Shinsuke Takasugi was doing the same thing in a dark underground cave.
The dragon vein that was sent into the earth by the teacher at the last moment, because of the power of the dragon vein, although he was reborn as a baby, he came to this world for some reason, but if he is here, then that guy will definitely be there!
I have this intuition!
Interesting, I lost a game in the last ending, but this time I want to win!Silver hour!
Looking at the little boy with a cold face doing sit-ups one after another on the bed, Madara's cold face remained unchanged, but he was also a little surprised.
I didn't expect that Sharingan to really fit the opponent's body perfectly!Moreover, the intercolumn cells fed to him fit his body perfectly!
It really is a miracle!You must know that this kid is not the Uchiha clan or the Senju clan at all!
It's not that people from the Uchiha clan can make Sharingan open and close freely, this little guy...it's not easy at all!
Although Sharingan can only show its original strength when two of them come together, this kaleidoscope that I collected only one before is not too weak!
You must brainwash him as soon as possible, and let him become your loyal subordinate and pawn!Fortunately, it was not killed, otherwise it would be a pity!
(Note: Newcomers and new books are asking for all kinds~)
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