Gintama's Naruto Story
Chapter 146: Hamura: How many times have I told you not to report false police!Don’t file a false po
At the same time as the strange sound was heard, the stone slab under Gintoki and the others' feet began to collapse, and at the same time, sand and dust filled the air.
After the dust subsides, a hidden staircase appears in front of him.
It appears to be underground.
"Beautiful job! Kagura! I succeeded in simulating rolling my eyes!"
Gintoki gave a compliment, and Miyue beside him was at a loss, he was the same for Gintoki's praise, and also for Kagura's actions.
Yinshi patted Xin Baji on the shoulder, and said solemnly: "Did you see it? Xin Baji? Baiyan or Baiyan are actually the same in essence, and they are the same on paper! Even this kind of mechanism is completely indistinguishable." clearly!"
"No, it's completely different!"
Xin Baji complained, and then looked at the passageway that appeared. For some reason, Xin Baji always felt that there was some danger down there, and a feeling of uneasiness welled up in his heart.
Miyue on the side got some clues from Yinshi's words just now, it seems that this mechanism will be opened in response to the white eyes.
"Okay! Follow behind the factory manager!"
Kagura rubbed her nose with her index finger, looking proud.
"Go to the back." Gintoki didn't get used to Kagura at all, and stretched out his hand to pull Kagura behind him.
A group of people walked down the dark staircase with lanterns in their hands.
Below the stairs is a vast space where thousands of sarcophagi are arranged in an orderly manner.
This was a cemetery, Siyue could tell at a glance.
click!
"Who!" Miyue became alert.
"nothing."
Yinshi picked his nostrils and said casually, at the same time, Xin Baji turned around with a lantern.
An old man is illuminated by a light.
The old man closed his eyes. Although he was dressed in rags, he had a unique posture. It could be seen that this man must have been a person of high status before.
Just for some unknown reason, the old man curled up behind a certain supporting stone pillar and trembled.
"No... there's nothing wrong with it, this... this feeling..."
The old man said tremblingly, he gave Kagura a cautious look on the way, then quickly lowered his head and staggered his gaze, showing a look of horror.
"...It's Kaguya! It's Otsutsuki Kaguya! That demon has come back to life! My God! It's over! It's all over! Whether it's the earth or the moon!"
Seeing the old man with arms trembling and still thinking, Yinshi was about to say something, but saw the old man standing up like crazy and rushing towards him.
"At least I have to contribute my part! Even if I'm dead! I still want to contribute my part! Go to hell! Kaguya Otsutsuki!"
……
Looking at the smashed puppet on the ground, Gintoki couldn't understand why Mao faced him differently from Hinata in the theatrical version.
Obviously I've been rolling my eyes all the time!
"He said Otsutsuki Kaguya..." Miyue said.
At this time, Xin Baji suddenly thought of something, and looked expressionlessly at Kagura who was still trying to roll his eyes.
New Baji finally remembered that the prototype of Otsutsuki Kaguya in Hokage is Kaguya Hime in Taketori Monogatari, and the prototype of Kagura in Gintama...
It's her too!
"It seems that Kagura is regarded as the revived Otsutsuki Kaguya, Gin-san. After all, the prototype of both of them is Kaguya Hime in Taketori Monogatari."
Looking at the old man's puppet with a puppet arm still tightly grasping Kagura's ankle even though it was smashed to pieces, Gintoki nodded indifferently.
"It does look like this..."
The behavior of the old man is like - I am holding back, everyone runs away.
Knowing that the matter had come to this, Yinshi lowered his body and began to turn over in the puppet: "Well, see if there is something like a light ball, let's look for it together."
Immediately afterwards, several people bent down to search together.
"Found it! TAMA!"
Kagura exclaimed, and excitedly raised two balls that were shining with golden light but made of mosaics.
"I'm talking about Guangyu! Throw away the tama of a man who is dirty and rotten for who knows how long! You will be infected with germs!"
"I don't want Alu, this is what I found! Silver sauce will definitely pick it up when I throw it away! It's too cunning!"
"I don't have any interest in that kind of wrinkled tama that loses its elasticity!"
As soon as Yinshi's voice fell, Miyue took out a ball of light found by his fist from the puppet's head.
The ball of light burst into dazzling light in an instant!The light quickly enveloped them all!The speed was so fast that several people didn't even react!
When they came back to their senses, everything around them seemed to have not changed. They were still standing in front of the cemetery, surrounded by thousands of sarcophagi.
However, at this moment, a scene that sent a chill down Gintoki's spine happened!
I saw figures rising from those sarcophagi!
The number of figures continued to increase until all the sarcophagi were reduced to figures!
Everyone is a ninja soldier in uniform armor!
All of them held swords and looked at death like a torch!
It's like facing some kind of enemy!
"Xiaoba, am I... dreaming?"
Yin Shi, who was covered in cold sweat, tremblingly asked Xin Baji, his face extremely ugly.
"If it's a dream, then we are dreaming just like you."
Xin Baji complained, and then looked at the soldiers with a friendly face: "Everyone, Kagura-chan is not Kaguya Hime as you think. It's just that her character prototype is Kaguya Hime."
"It's...it's Kaguya's reincarnation!"
"Oh my god! That demon has reincarnated!"
"Don't be afraid! Detonating the souls of all of us will definitely hurt her!"
"That's right! Detonate the soul!"
Looking at the passionate soldiers, Shin Baji hurriedly continued: "No no! Kagura is not the reincarnation of Kaguya Otsutsuki either! She is just Kaguya Hime from the Tale of Taketori as the prototype of Kaguya Otsutsuki That's all! She's just a little girl from the Yetu clan, the strongest fighting nation in the universe!"
"So it is, so it is!"
An old man's voice came, and then his figure appeared in front of a soldier. Although he was old, he had a terrifying aura that was different from other soldiers.
After all, he was the only one with horns on his forehead.
The old man, or the younger brother of Sage of the Six Paths, Otsutsuki Yumura, was holding a black Zen staff, staring at the cataract, and looked at Kagura with a somewhat unclear expression of excitement or victory.
"The fighting race in the universe, the Night Rabbit Clan! Is this your true identity? Mother! My brother and I have long guessed that you came from the universe, but there has been no conclusive evidence. Now, it is finally a real hammer It's over, my lord mother!"
Looking at Hamura who was talking to himself more and more excitedly, Xin Baji was silent for a while before speaking: "Then what... did you listen to us just now?"
"Hahaha! I didn't expect to have the opportunity to fight with you again! Forget it! In this special spiritual space, detonate the souls of all of us, even if you are a mother, you can't be safe!
The mental damage caused to you will take at least ten years to mend!This is the only thing I can do until the new person who can seal you grows up!spread!bring it on!Mother! "
Looking at Yu Cun who couldn't stop talking to himself, he thought that the other party was getting old, so the deaf ears moved closer to his ear, took a deep breath, and sank to his dantian.
"I'm sorry——! Did you hear what we said! It's been said that Kagura is not your mother——!"
"The old man is not deaf——!"
Accompanied by Yumura's roar, Xin Baji was thrown flying by Yumura's fist!
Seeing Xin Baji flying upside down several meters away with nosebleeds in the air, everyone squinted their eyes and fell silent.
However, Hamura did not stop his old-age passionate speech because of this episode.
"My lord! Scatter! It's a showdown..."
Before Yumura could speak, Kagura kicked Yumura's old face with a flying kick.
In slow motion, you can clearly see Hamura's face distorted and deformed under Kagura's shoes, with saliva and nosebleeds flying out...
After spinning sideways in the air for [-] degrees, that is, ten times, Hamura fell down again and wailed and couldn't get up again.
Supporting his hands, Hamura tried many times before finally raising his head tremblingly.
"Hey, I heard, this little girl is not the old man's mother..."
Hearing this slurred speech, looking at Hamura, who was covering his swollen cheeks, half of his teeth were missing, his nose was bleeding, and his old eyes were filled with tears from the pain, Gintoki and the others fell silent again.
"Hahahaha, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding! Our souls have been trapped in such a place for hundreds of years because of obsession, and finally people from this era came in, so I couldn't hold back... Hahahaha..."
Saying that, Otsutsuki Hamura, who got up, laughed, and at the same time, the soldiers behind him also changed their expressions of looking at death like home before, rubbing their heads and laughing haha.
"What, it turned out to be a joke..."
Xin Baji got up and finally heaved a sigh of relief. The hostile attitude just now turned out to be just an old joke made by the other party.
"That's right, other than detonating the soul to blow up this spiritual space, it's all a joke."
Hamura smiled relaxedly, and then looked at the little girl who kicked herself away just now, and continued: "But having said that, little girl, your breath is indeed very similar to my mother. However, I don't know anything from you. I feel the cold dictatorial desire similar to my mother."
"So they just happened to both use the same prototype."
Xin Baji, who wiped off the nosebleed, explained helplessly, but then he noticed something again, and instantly became expressionless.
"Wait, what did you... just say?"
"The old man said that this little girl's breath is very similar to the old man's mother..."
"No, last sentence."
"Hmm..." Hamura closed his eyes and thought for a while, then shook his head with some regret, and sighed: "No, the old man's brain is already confused, and I can't remember what I just said..."
"Don't pretend to be confused!!" Xinbaji broke his defense instantly, and directly raised Yumura's collar and shouted: "What do you mean by detonating the soul! Don't pretend to be stupid, old man! Didn't you all say God?" Isn’t she your mother, Le Jiang! By the way, what the hell is this space! Hurry up and send us back!!”
Looking at Shin Baji who was panting heavily after yelling so many sentences in one breath, Hamura was stunned for a long time.
It was the first time that someone with glasses dared to yell at himself like that!
"Wait, little eight!"
Gintoki suddenly yelled to stop the new baji, took a step forward and stretched out his hand to help Yumura break free from his hand, and then said very politely to Yumura.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, all the young people these days are like this, young and energetic, your lord has a lot..."
As he spoke, Gintoki grabbed Hamura's shoulders and turned his back to the crowd, starting some kind of whispering.
"Give Yinsang a little face, how about [-]% of the matter go away? I can guarantee that this young man will not pick your thorns again."
"Huh? Isn't thirty o'clock too much?" Hamura whispered authentically, then turned his head and glanced at Xin Baji secretly, "That kind of stuff can be up to ten o'clock, boss."
"No no no, although it looks like glasses, it's really scary when you get angry, it will break, it will really break!"
"Really?" Hamura showed a bit of surprise, and then thought about it again, "Then... fifteen o'clock! Fifteen o'clock at most! Not even one point more!"
At this time, Xin Baji, who was the protagonist of the two people's broken thoughts, burst out several veins on his forehead one after another, and pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose.
"Although I don't know what I'm talking about, I always feel a little uncomfortable."
"By the way, what does fifteen o'clock mean?"
Hamura thought of this question and asked.
"Of course it's that, that, you really know how to pretend to be stupid, ah ha ha ha..." Gintoki laughed and patted Hamura on the shoulder.
"That...?" Hamura was still puzzled.
"I said stop pretending, inheritance, inheritance, you must have left a lot, right? Take out fifty silver mulberry points from there and help you settle this matter!"
Otsutsuki Hamura: ...
This young man actually set his sights on his own inheritance?
What kind of person could this be?
Isn't there the fifteen points you mentioned just now?
Why did it suddenly become fifty points?
Extortion?
His younger brother, the Immortal of the Six Paths, the ancestor of the Hyuga Clan and the Moon Clan, was blackmailed by such a young man?
"That's right! Children who have money will inevitably spend it on some meaningless things! Then...it's better to leave it to my mother to manage it, Aru! Don't worry, I will return it to you when you grow up!"
Seeing Kagura who suddenly entered the role of mother and started blackmailing, Otsutsuki Hamura fell into a deeper silence.
What's going on with the young ninjas of today?
After the dust subsides, a hidden staircase appears in front of him.
It appears to be underground.
"Beautiful job! Kagura! I succeeded in simulating rolling my eyes!"
Gintoki gave a compliment, and Miyue beside him was at a loss, he was the same for Gintoki's praise, and also for Kagura's actions.
Yinshi patted Xin Baji on the shoulder, and said solemnly: "Did you see it? Xin Baji? Baiyan or Baiyan are actually the same in essence, and they are the same on paper! Even this kind of mechanism is completely indistinguishable." clearly!"
"No, it's completely different!"
Xin Baji complained, and then looked at the passageway that appeared. For some reason, Xin Baji always felt that there was some danger down there, and a feeling of uneasiness welled up in his heart.
Miyue on the side got some clues from Yinshi's words just now, it seems that this mechanism will be opened in response to the white eyes.
"Okay! Follow behind the factory manager!"
Kagura rubbed her nose with her index finger, looking proud.
"Go to the back." Gintoki didn't get used to Kagura at all, and stretched out his hand to pull Kagura behind him.
A group of people walked down the dark staircase with lanterns in their hands.
Below the stairs is a vast space where thousands of sarcophagi are arranged in an orderly manner.
This was a cemetery, Siyue could tell at a glance.
click!
"Who!" Miyue became alert.
"nothing."
Yinshi picked his nostrils and said casually, at the same time, Xin Baji turned around with a lantern.
An old man is illuminated by a light.
The old man closed his eyes. Although he was dressed in rags, he had a unique posture. It could be seen that this man must have been a person of high status before.
Just for some unknown reason, the old man curled up behind a certain supporting stone pillar and trembled.
"No... there's nothing wrong with it, this... this feeling..."
The old man said tremblingly, he gave Kagura a cautious look on the way, then quickly lowered his head and staggered his gaze, showing a look of horror.
"...It's Kaguya! It's Otsutsuki Kaguya! That demon has come back to life! My God! It's over! It's all over! Whether it's the earth or the moon!"
Seeing the old man with arms trembling and still thinking, Yinshi was about to say something, but saw the old man standing up like crazy and rushing towards him.
"At least I have to contribute my part! Even if I'm dead! I still want to contribute my part! Go to hell! Kaguya Otsutsuki!"
……
Looking at the smashed puppet on the ground, Gintoki couldn't understand why Mao faced him differently from Hinata in the theatrical version.
Obviously I've been rolling my eyes all the time!
"He said Otsutsuki Kaguya..." Miyue said.
At this time, Xin Baji suddenly thought of something, and looked expressionlessly at Kagura who was still trying to roll his eyes.
New Baji finally remembered that the prototype of Otsutsuki Kaguya in Hokage is Kaguya Hime in Taketori Monogatari, and the prototype of Kagura in Gintama...
It's her too!
"It seems that Kagura is regarded as the revived Otsutsuki Kaguya, Gin-san. After all, the prototype of both of them is Kaguya Hime in Taketori Monogatari."
Looking at the old man's puppet with a puppet arm still tightly grasping Kagura's ankle even though it was smashed to pieces, Gintoki nodded indifferently.
"It does look like this..."
The behavior of the old man is like - I am holding back, everyone runs away.
Knowing that the matter had come to this, Yinshi lowered his body and began to turn over in the puppet: "Well, see if there is something like a light ball, let's look for it together."
Immediately afterwards, several people bent down to search together.
"Found it! TAMA!"
Kagura exclaimed, and excitedly raised two balls that were shining with golden light but made of mosaics.
"I'm talking about Guangyu! Throw away the tama of a man who is dirty and rotten for who knows how long! You will be infected with germs!"
"I don't want Alu, this is what I found! Silver sauce will definitely pick it up when I throw it away! It's too cunning!"
"I don't have any interest in that kind of wrinkled tama that loses its elasticity!"
As soon as Yinshi's voice fell, Miyue took out a ball of light found by his fist from the puppet's head.
The ball of light burst into dazzling light in an instant!The light quickly enveloped them all!The speed was so fast that several people didn't even react!
When they came back to their senses, everything around them seemed to have not changed. They were still standing in front of the cemetery, surrounded by thousands of sarcophagi.
However, at this moment, a scene that sent a chill down Gintoki's spine happened!
I saw figures rising from those sarcophagi!
The number of figures continued to increase until all the sarcophagi were reduced to figures!
Everyone is a ninja soldier in uniform armor!
All of them held swords and looked at death like a torch!
It's like facing some kind of enemy!
"Xiaoba, am I... dreaming?"
Yin Shi, who was covered in cold sweat, tremblingly asked Xin Baji, his face extremely ugly.
"If it's a dream, then we are dreaming just like you."
Xin Baji complained, and then looked at the soldiers with a friendly face: "Everyone, Kagura-chan is not Kaguya Hime as you think. It's just that her character prototype is Kaguya Hime."
"It's...it's Kaguya's reincarnation!"
"Oh my god! That demon has reincarnated!"
"Don't be afraid! Detonating the souls of all of us will definitely hurt her!"
"That's right! Detonate the soul!"
Looking at the passionate soldiers, Shin Baji hurriedly continued: "No no! Kagura is not the reincarnation of Kaguya Otsutsuki either! She is just Kaguya Hime from the Tale of Taketori as the prototype of Kaguya Otsutsuki That's all! She's just a little girl from the Yetu clan, the strongest fighting nation in the universe!"
"So it is, so it is!"
An old man's voice came, and then his figure appeared in front of a soldier. Although he was old, he had a terrifying aura that was different from other soldiers.
After all, he was the only one with horns on his forehead.
The old man, or the younger brother of Sage of the Six Paths, Otsutsuki Yumura, was holding a black Zen staff, staring at the cataract, and looked at Kagura with a somewhat unclear expression of excitement or victory.
"The fighting race in the universe, the Night Rabbit Clan! Is this your true identity? Mother! My brother and I have long guessed that you came from the universe, but there has been no conclusive evidence. Now, it is finally a real hammer It's over, my lord mother!"
Looking at Hamura who was talking to himself more and more excitedly, Xin Baji was silent for a while before speaking: "Then what... did you listen to us just now?"
"Hahaha! I didn't expect to have the opportunity to fight with you again! Forget it! In this special spiritual space, detonate the souls of all of us, even if you are a mother, you can't be safe!
The mental damage caused to you will take at least ten years to mend!This is the only thing I can do until the new person who can seal you grows up!spread!bring it on!Mother! "
Looking at Yu Cun who couldn't stop talking to himself, he thought that the other party was getting old, so the deaf ears moved closer to his ear, took a deep breath, and sank to his dantian.
"I'm sorry——! Did you hear what we said! It's been said that Kagura is not your mother——!"
"The old man is not deaf——!"
Accompanied by Yumura's roar, Xin Baji was thrown flying by Yumura's fist!
Seeing Xin Baji flying upside down several meters away with nosebleeds in the air, everyone squinted their eyes and fell silent.
However, Hamura did not stop his old-age passionate speech because of this episode.
"My lord! Scatter! It's a showdown..."
Before Yumura could speak, Kagura kicked Yumura's old face with a flying kick.
In slow motion, you can clearly see Hamura's face distorted and deformed under Kagura's shoes, with saliva and nosebleeds flying out...
After spinning sideways in the air for [-] degrees, that is, ten times, Hamura fell down again and wailed and couldn't get up again.
Supporting his hands, Hamura tried many times before finally raising his head tremblingly.
"Hey, I heard, this little girl is not the old man's mother..."
Hearing this slurred speech, looking at Hamura, who was covering his swollen cheeks, half of his teeth were missing, his nose was bleeding, and his old eyes were filled with tears from the pain, Gintoki and the others fell silent again.
"Hahahaha, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding! Our souls have been trapped in such a place for hundreds of years because of obsession, and finally people from this era came in, so I couldn't hold back... Hahahaha..."
Saying that, Otsutsuki Hamura, who got up, laughed, and at the same time, the soldiers behind him also changed their expressions of looking at death like home before, rubbing their heads and laughing haha.
"What, it turned out to be a joke..."
Xin Baji got up and finally heaved a sigh of relief. The hostile attitude just now turned out to be just an old joke made by the other party.
"That's right, other than detonating the soul to blow up this spiritual space, it's all a joke."
Hamura smiled relaxedly, and then looked at the little girl who kicked herself away just now, and continued: "But having said that, little girl, your breath is indeed very similar to my mother. However, I don't know anything from you. I feel the cold dictatorial desire similar to my mother."
"So they just happened to both use the same prototype."
Xin Baji, who wiped off the nosebleed, explained helplessly, but then he noticed something again, and instantly became expressionless.
"Wait, what did you... just say?"
"The old man said that this little girl's breath is very similar to the old man's mother..."
"No, last sentence."
"Hmm..." Hamura closed his eyes and thought for a while, then shook his head with some regret, and sighed: "No, the old man's brain is already confused, and I can't remember what I just said..."
"Don't pretend to be confused!!" Xinbaji broke his defense instantly, and directly raised Yumura's collar and shouted: "What do you mean by detonating the soul! Don't pretend to be stupid, old man! Didn't you all say God?" Isn’t she your mother, Le Jiang! By the way, what the hell is this space! Hurry up and send us back!!”
Looking at Shin Baji who was panting heavily after yelling so many sentences in one breath, Hamura was stunned for a long time.
It was the first time that someone with glasses dared to yell at himself like that!
"Wait, little eight!"
Gintoki suddenly yelled to stop the new baji, took a step forward and stretched out his hand to help Yumura break free from his hand, and then said very politely to Yumura.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, all the young people these days are like this, young and energetic, your lord has a lot..."
As he spoke, Gintoki grabbed Hamura's shoulders and turned his back to the crowd, starting some kind of whispering.
"Give Yinsang a little face, how about [-]% of the matter go away? I can guarantee that this young man will not pick your thorns again."
"Huh? Isn't thirty o'clock too much?" Hamura whispered authentically, then turned his head and glanced at Xin Baji secretly, "That kind of stuff can be up to ten o'clock, boss."
"No no no, although it looks like glasses, it's really scary when you get angry, it will break, it will really break!"
"Really?" Hamura showed a bit of surprise, and then thought about it again, "Then... fifteen o'clock! Fifteen o'clock at most! Not even one point more!"
At this time, Xin Baji, who was the protagonist of the two people's broken thoughts, burst out several veins on his forehead one after another, and pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose.
"Although I don't know what I'm talking about, I always feel a little uncomfortable."
"By the way, what does fifteen o'clock mean?"
Hamura thought of this question and asked.
"Of course it's that, that, you really know how to pretend to be stupid, ah ha ha ha..." Gintoki laughed and patted Hamura on the shoulder.
"That...?" Hamura was still puzzled.
"I said stop pretending, inheritance, inheritance, you must have left a lot, right? Take out fifty silver mulberry points from there and help you settle this matter!"
Otsutsuki Hamura: ...
This young man actually set his sights on his own inheritance?
What kind of person could this be?
Isn't there the fifteen points you mentioned just now?
Why did it suddenly become fifty points?
Extortion?
His younger brother, the Immortal of the Six Paths, the ancestor of the Hyuga Clan and the Moon Clan, was blackmailed by such a young man?
"That's right! Children who have money will inevitably spend it on some meaningless things! Then...it's better to leave it to my mother to manage it, Aru! Don't worry, I will return it to you when you grow up!"
Seeing Kagura who suddenly entered the role of mother and started blackmailing, Otsutsuki Hamura fell into a deeper silence.
What's going on with the young ninjas of today?
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