Gintama's Naruto Story

Leaving Beidou Xinxuan's hands, the mind is full of that long brown hair, blue-black pupils, hair tied at the end, wearing a white chef's uniform and a green apron.

... completely unaware that he had paid for the meal for all the little ninjas present.

"Kagura-chan, Miss Kisomatsu, is her husband really gone?"

Looking at the hand that asked such a question with an almost dull expression, more than one person present became expressionless in an instant.

"Didn't you come to taste the ramen?" Xin Baji said speechlessly.

Picking his teeth, Kagura nodded with one hand on the pregnant woman who was more exaggerated than the pregnant woman who is about to give birth in October, and said casually: "Yes, I should be grateful to Aru for being able to eat Miss Jimatsu's ramen , do you still want to make an inch of it and eat a few [beep——] of Miss Song?"

"What a terrible speech!" Xin Baji blushed in an instant and complained, "Speaking of which, I should be grateful to you! You who eat ramen noodles without paying for it!"

"Speaking of which...Miss Jisong, will she despise the man who takes care of the child?"

Looking at the hand-slapping uncle who was still immersed in his own world and fell into some kind of pink fantasy, Xin Baji sighed: "You should be more moderate, do you remember what you are here for? Not to taste the ramen of the opponent's house ?"

Not listening at all, he squeezed his chin with his hands and muttered to himself softly: "I feel that there will be a lot of common languages. After all, both of them are widowed and have the same occupation. After all, should I ask first?" Calamus' opinion?"

"Until then, I think it's more important to look in the mirror first."

Hinata, who was holding Naruto's arm firmly, bent her eyes and smiled, and said the cruelest words in a very gentle tone.

"Ahem! You said too much Hinata!" Iruka, who is a teacher of the people, stood up at this time, cleared his throat, and said righteously for the slapped uncle: "This kind of thing can't all depend on appearance! The relationship between two people Feeling is the most important thing! Don’t you think so? Hitting the boss?”

"That's right!" The hand immediately became as enthusiastic as chicken blood, and then turned around directly, "Children, uncle has nothing to give you except ramen. I can give you a message to the children who are about to enter the society. , that is - when facing sudden happiness, you must bravely take the initiative to hold it tightly with both hands!"

After saying this, he once again opened the door of Beidou Xinxuan, and walked in firmly under the eyes of a group of Konoha shinobi who either sympathized, hated, or worshiped.

After only a short 1 minute, he walked out with tears in his eyes as if he had changed his head, and walked out in a daze and closed the door behind him.

"It's really too short-lived unrequited love."

Xin Baji summed up silently.

"It seems that spiritual theory is useless for things like love." Shikamaru continued.

"Please don't let your opponent hit the boss again and do another damage." Iruka sighed lightly, and then patted his shoulder again, "Look at it, this kind of thing can't be forced."

"Iruka-sensei..."

……

"But the ramen is really delicious. It's not bad to eat here besides Yile Ramen in the future."

On the way back, Choji suddenly said this.

Everyone nodded approvingly, and even Iruka agreed in his heart that the environment is much better than Yile, the boss is more eye-catching, and he has a gentle personality.

It's no wonder that Yile's guests have all gone to Miss Jisong recently. If I were myself, I would choose Beidou Xinxuan.

At the Kabukicho street entrance, Iruka gave a final reminder to the students who were about to go back to their homes.

"In short, the hidden test has ended, and everyone has performed well except for a few people. Then, don't forget the briefing session on the 15th, which is next week's Tuesday morning at nine o'clock."

"Hi——!"xn

Looking at the little ninjas who have graduated from the ninja school and went back to their homes after the dissolution, Iruka's face was full of emotion.

Although I don't know what kind of life these little ninjas will embark on in the future, but my mission is over here.

……

At dusk, in a very low-key house located in the corner of Konoha, Mitsuki, who had just returned home, greeted her mother and walked straight to the kitchen.

Cooking for the family seems to have become a habit of Orochimaru over the years.

Looking at Orochimaru wearing an apron, standing in front of the stove with long hair and trying the taste with a small plate, Mizuki didn't think there was anything strange.

"Dad, I'm back."

"Oh, welcome back."

"Also, who is my leader Shinobu?"

Hearing the sound, Orochimaru smiled lightly, put down the small plate and returned: "There are many answers to things in this world, if you know the answers in advance, it would be boring."

"Eh? Dad doesn't know either?"

Orochimaru didn't answer any more, and concentrated on cooking a nutritious dinner for his family.

……

At the same moment, after leaving Konoha Village for eight years, when he returned to the village, he was so dumbfounded by the changes in Konoha that he thought he had returned to the original world, and he was still standing in the modern Naruto room, lost in thought.

Gintoki didn't hear a word of Minato's words just now, about the reception and guard work of the new daimyo, about leading the Jonin, and about the squad configuration...

"Silver hour? Silver hour? Silver mulberry!"

"oh oh."

Gintoki was reminded several times before he came back to his senses, and before the tired Minato could say anything else, he took a deep breath.

"By the way... is this really Konoha?"

"Ah?" Minato was taken aback, then thought of something, and smiled helplessly: "Since you haven't been back for a long time, Gintoki, it's normal for you to feel that Konoha has changed a bit, and you'll get used to it in a short time."

"No, this change is a bit big, not normal, right? The Naruto Studio has become the modern president's office? And what is that flying in the sky? What are the signal lights on the road? And... this kind of thing Of course I'm used to it! Ah! I don't know what I'm talking about anymore, and I don't know whether I should say I'm used to it or not!

There is always a sense of déjà vu of the past two years and the future!It's the déjà vu feeling that everyone has grown up and Yinsang is left in place!In other words, how did such a big change happen?Technology explosion?Why did science and technology explode after Yinsang and I were gone?In the end what happened?It feels like the world view has changed! "

"Well, calm down, Gintoki."

The good old man Sandaime put down his cigarette pouch, raised his head from the computer, and on the computer screen was a game of Spider Solitaire.

"How can this kind of thing make me calm! Has this kind of thing come out now? The span of technology is too big. Also, you were fishing just now, right? Go home and take care of yourself, old man Hurry up and go home to retire before Wen Chun exposes a political scandal!"

……

"Huh? Leading the Jōnin?"

Looking at the three documents in his hand, especially the Kagura on the first one and the glasses on the second one, Gintoki's face was full of rejection and disgust.

It's not worth mentioning that on the floor beside it, an unknown creature bound by a tortoise shell and gagged by a wooden knife is not conspicuous at all.

"Ohh Ohh ohh!"

Just because he heard that Yinshi came back, he rushed to the Hokage room in a vain attempt to attack Yinshi, but the little ape who was taken away by a set made a whining sound, but everyone turned a deaf ear to him.

"Hey, please forgive me, Yin-sang, I just finished the long-term mission in your eyes, but in Yin-sang's eyes, it's just an animation with the words "eight years later" floating in the head. , isn’t it too much to let Yinsang take on this kind of mission that is similar to the mission of life?”

"Is it only you who are the most suitable?"

Minato smiled, ten years as a village chief and his age in his thirties also gave Minato a natural majesty and maturity.

"No, it's not appropriate at all. After all, shouldn't it be a welcome party at this time? What the hell is it to directly issue new tasks? Go to the labor department to protest, believe it or not!"

"This feeling...it really is silver time..."

Looking at Minato, who showed some sentimentality for some reason, Yinshi's temples bulged with veins: "What are you feeling for? I haven't paid the money for the eight-year mission! Hurry up and get the money!"

"Yin-san, do you know how many Konoha ninjas are rushing to do the task of being a daimyo's bodyguard even if they are not paid?"

"I don't know, I don't know at all! Stop talking nonsense and get the money quickly! Give Yinsang my hard-earned money back quickly!"

Glancing at the time on the computer in front of him, Minato continued self-consciously: "Okay, I wanted to give you a break, but firstly, the meeting with the new daimyo-sama is imminent, and secondly, you must really want to see him again. Haven't seen Kakashi and Kagura for a long time? So I won't keep you."

"Did you pretend you didn't hear it on purpose?"

……

In the end, Gintoki left, holding a box of mission gold that Minato tried to fool but failed to pass.

Of course, in addition to taking away the mission gold of these years, Gintoki also left a sentence that made Minato start to suffer.

"Well, let's forget about Kagura and Shin Baji because of the force majeure of the world, and let's forget about the last Tom who seems to come from another studio."

Although I don't know what Tom means, but Minato knows that Gintoki is talking about Mitsuki, and it means that Gintoki is not going to bring Mitsuki.

"It's difficult..."

Minato sighed.

……

Looking at the Kazu mansion in stark contrast to the surrounding tall buildings, Gintoki felt somewhat familiar from the covered gate.

but……

"Go on."

Kakashi, who threw Kagura and some packages out and closed the door, made Gintoki's emotions disappear without a trace in an instant with a ruthless look.

"Hey, wait! Don't be kidding! Yinsang, I just came back, what does it mean to be kicked out? In general development, shouldn't the whole family have a reunion dinner first? It's an operation where you just go home and lose your home." Shouldn't it only appear in comics?"

For 2 minutes, there was no response.

It can be seen what kind of psychological shadow the eight years of taking care of Kagura have left on Kakashi. After hearing that Gintoki came back, he didn't want to take him in for a second.

squeak-

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Yinshi breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "I was scared to death, so it was just a joke, Yinsang, I..."

click!

Seeing Dingchun being sent out and the door being closed again, Gintoki fell silent again.

"Silver Sauce, your brother is really bad, Alu."

Kagura, who squinted his peas and picked his nostrils with his little finger, said.

"Well, without you, it would be really bad. By the way, what did you do to him? What did you do in eight years to make his tolerance for you become zero?"

"Don't blame the good man Aru, in the eight years of life with Kakashi-sensei who is like a real uncle..." Kagura clenched his fists, tears streaming down unconsciously, and began to recall the past - yesterday's breakfast.

"...the fried egg rolls are a bit hard."

"You can't remember yesterday's breakfast!"

"Is dinner enough, Aru?"

"It's okay with your size! After all, have you been eating for eight years?!"

"No! Still learning from Aru!"

After that, Kagura grinned and pointed to the Konoha forehead guard with red belt tied on his left arm.

"Gin-chan, we finally got rid of Gin's curse and became Konoha's ninja Aru!"

"With you all around, I can't get rid of the curse!"

……

Kabukicho, Dengshi store, upstairs.

Seeing the room with almost no difference in decoration from the master house in Gin's fucking world, Gintoki smiled helplessly after being silent for a long time.

"Walking around, I ended up coming back here."

"That's right, you will pay off the rent you owed before." Dengshi's mother-in-law, who had counted the money, mentioned her eight-year youth, "Xiaoyu, I can let you go."

"Hi." Until then, Xiaoyu, who was pressing Yinshi to the ground, let go of Yinshi, stood up, and backed away.

"Papa, there's no need to be so ruthless, right? It's Yinsang's eight years of youth pretending there, but it's only two years of rent. Do I need to exchange Yinsang's eight years of youth? Isn't that too much? "

"Idiot! Don't think that a man's youth is as valuable as a woman's youth! Not to mention the three women's youth combined for 30 years..."

Seeing Catherine who had said such a sentence with a dejected expression on her face, and Granny Dengshi who was nodding with her hands clasped beside her, Yin Shi was silent for two seconds, then turned around and left silently, leaving only the two old women messed up in the wind.

Granny Dengshi: "Give me a reaction! Bastard!"

Catherine: "What's the matter with ignoring! The most precious ten years of our girls' youth are all spent waiting for the rent you owe!"

Gintama's two years plus Hokage's eight years, there seems to be no big problem except that it doesn't match the girl's youth.

……

early morning.

I don't know if it was because the environment was too familiar or too unfamiliar, but Yinshi didn't sleep well and had strange dreams all night.

I dreamed of many, many snakes and the like.

"Uh…"

Opening his eyes, he looked at the pale-skinned parent of the student standing on his head and staring straight at him, Gintoki blinked his dead fish eyes.

Last night... probably wasn't a dream!

"Yin Shi-jun, I don't know if you still remember? You still owe me a child's meeting gift."

Well, don't even ask.

It must be that he refused to take Miyue and was stabbed out, but the parent - Orochimaru, one of Konoha Sannin, came to the door in person!

"Anyway, can you let me go first?"

Yin Shi, who was tightly wrapped around a [-] cm thick python and could not move, spoke silently.

"Yinshi, do you still remember the oath you made in front of my husband's tombstone? Because the dead can't speak, I made a private agreement with him. No matter what, from that day on, you will protect me instead of him..."

Looking at Granny Toshi who was standing at the end of the bed, Gintoki couldn't help complaining: "Can you two please don't stand together? Also consider the mood of the seiyuu?"

"I watched that child Miyue grow up, he is a good boy..."

I don't know how long the old woman was resentfully acting as a virgin, and the way she pretended to wipe her tears made Yinshi feel a little uncomfortable in her stomach.

Orochimaru standing at the head of the bed didn't say a word, but the boa constrictor was getting tighter and tighter, and the crying of the old woman at the end of the bed was comparable to the strongest illusion I had ever seen.

Silver Hour: ...

……

"Then, please take care of my children in the future."

Before leaving, Orochimaru nodded slightly.

Gintoki said with a smile: "Well, Mr. Oshemaru, I think you'd better think about it again, or you should go out and inquire about it. It's usually not a good end to hang out with an adult like me..."

"Goodbye."

Silver Hour: ...

So, how did he manage to give his son to him so reassuringly?