The Worst Fruit Among Pirates

"Commodore, there is a ship approaching us!"

"I saw,"

Hearing the call from the lookout on the mast, the bearded Navy Commodore wearing an officer's coat replied angrily.

Not only did he see a strange ship approaching, but he also clearly saw the iconic double dragon flag on the top of the mast.

"The Don Quixote family?"

What are they doing here-

This commodore can be considered a 'senior' member of the Navy, and he has vaguely heard rumors like this:

The Don Quixote family's main business is shipping and management, and they intend to take over the position of the 'Shichibukai'. Their relationship with the navy is considered good.

Just when the bearded Brigadier General was confused, a pink figure leaped over.

"Fufufu, it's pirate time!"

As soon as Dover, who landed on the warship, spoke, the faces of the navy, CP agents, and even the commodore on the deck changed.

"Robbery,"

"Hand over the ship and the gold from the sky!"

?

"Ahem, Mr. Doflamingo."

The brigadier general, who almost thought there was something wrong with his ears, looked in disbelief.

"What you just said was: 'Hand over the ship and the gold from the sky'?"

"That's right,"

Faced with Dover's affirmation, the Brigadier frowned.

Robbing the heavenly gold?

Is this the rumored emerging family that has a 'close' relationship with the Navy?

Even a crazy veteran pirate wouldn't dare to do such a crazy move that would definitely attract a general, right? !

brush,

Then a second figure leaped over, wearing a black feather coat, and the bearded Brigadier decided to ask again.

Compared to the rumored cruel and crazy 'Red King' Doflamingo, the polite 'Black King' Rosinand should be easier to communicate with——

"Heaven...Heaven...Dragon people??"

The brigadier general, who was so shocked that his jaw was dislocated and his eyes were bulging, pointed at the fat pig in Rosie's hand with trembling fingers.

"Fluctuoso... Saint?!"

Compared to the Commodore who was simply shocked because of the fat pig in Rossi's hands, several CP agents in black suits on the deck directly shouted out the true identity of the fat pig.

As an agent of the CP organization who is qualified to contact the Holy Land, it would be a really big joke if he didn't even recognize his masters: a mere nineteen families, but hundreds of Tianlong people.

But now, the men in black suits are willing to be blind:

"Help...Help..."

The 'Saint Fructuoso' who was grabbed by Rossi's collar and held in his hand was already bruised and swollen, and the jagged teeth in his mouth made it difficult for him to speak.

Such a situation, placed on the battlefield of the sea, would not even be considered a 'slight injury'.

But if you put it on the 'Dragon Man', it will be a serious injury like the world collapses and the end of the world!

"It's over, we're all done..."

"No! It's all fake, you can't fool me——"

"That... person is not 'Fluctuoso Saint', he has devil fruit power!"

? !

"That's right, you actually thought of using Devil Fruit powers to pretend to be a 'Celestial Dragon', that's so abominable!"

Someone 'revealed the truth', and other people in black suits also 'suddenly realized' and stared at Rossi fiercely.

"Hmph, do you think that using your power to pretend to be a noble Celestial Dragon will allow us to obediently offer you the 'Heavenly Gold'? What a dream!"

···

"Unfortunately,"

For those in black suits who were unwilling to believe the facts, Rossi raised the messy fat pig in his hand and pointed his face at the people on the deck.

"This guy is indeed called...what is his name?"

"Fluctuoso,"

Dover next to him took up the topic. He had seen this guy when he was a child.

"Yes, this is a real 'Celestial Dragon'. As for the 'Heavenly Gold' -"

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh...

Amidst a series of sounds breaking through the air, Vergo, Diamanti, Jorah, and Piqué all leaped over and landed on the leading warship.

"I don't expect you to hand it over yourself."

As Dover said:

Next,

It's robbery time!

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Red Earth,

Holy Land Mary Joa,

On this towering continent, there is a building that is as prosperous as flowers and like a 'god's kingdom'.

The World Government is located here, and behind the World Government is a large area where the Celestial Dragons live: the buildings are scattered and scattered as far as the eye can see, the gardens and woods are lush, extremely luxurious and perfect.

However, beneath this brilliance, there are countless slaves driving the machinery to provide power for the city.

Simply put:

It drives all the people to enjoy it, and exhausts all things in the world to serve the endless desires of sound and color.

Located in the center of the World Government's 'Office Building' and 'Celestial Dragon Residence', a tall building called the 'Hall of Power' stands here, representing the highest power in the world.

Permanently stationed in this building are five Celestial Dragons named 'Five Old Stars'.

"Everyone, tell me, how to solve it now?"

Picking up the documents on the table, the man in a dark red suit with blond hair and a blond beard spoke first.

"Kidnapping the Celestial Dragons, hijacking the Heavenly Gold... It's really crazy. Is it worthy of being said to be the bloodline of the 'Knight of the Windmill' Don Quixote?"

Standing nearby, a man wearing a dark blue suit, with long straight gray hair and a long beard spoke.

"Don Quixote...the troubled family,"

Another middle-aged man wearing a black suit, with curly black hair, a fluffy black beard, a flat hat, and a scar on the left side of his face snorted in displeasure.

"Can't the favorable conditions of the Holy Land extinguish their strong curiosity?"

"There's no point in complaining,"

The muscular middle-aged man wearing a white yukata, bald head, wearing glasses, holding the 'First Generation Ghost' looked around.

"Now the two brothers of the Don Quixote family have taken out their 'chips': a Celestial Dragon and a country's Celestial Gold."

"Should we go with this bet or not?"

"with!"

The last man in a dark green suit, bald, with a splayed beard and a birthmark on his forehead, slapped the table.

"Those two little guys dared to put themselves on the gambling table, why should we be timid?"

"Send three CP0 members and a team of 'Knights of God'."

"If those two little guys can survive, we will agree to their request to become the 'Shichibukai' and we will no longer cause trouble to them."

"If they can't handle it—"

Of course there is only one death!

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"Damn it, cough cough..."

The tip of his nose was pressed against the wet side of the ship, and the salty taste in his mouth lingered for a long time.

The bearded man with the torn admiral's coat underneath him opened his eyes and struggled to get up.

Looking back, I saw several smoking warships moored in the distance on the sea, surrounding a strange ship with a flamingo bow and black wings.

The bearded Brigadier's clothes were in tatters, his weapons were missing; his lips were chapped, his eyes were bloodshot, and his chest was randomly wrapped with several circles of dark red bandages.

It can be seen that he has been seriously injured.

However, his naval duties made him drowsy and still ordered:

"Turn the rudder~~"

"Brigadier, don't move, be careful of the wound opening."

A man wearing a torn military uniform of a school officer next to him reached out to support the brigadier general. At the same time, he gave the soldiers next to him a look and asked them to continue rowing.

Around them, a dozen small boats raised their triangular sails, and at the same time, under the silent oars of the sailors, they were quickly leaving the battlefield.

"Go back...go back...ahem,"

Faced with the urging of the seriously injured brigadier general, the colonel gritted his teeth.

"Commodore, I can go back with you!"

"But my soldiers... have lost their combat effectiveness, please don't force them!"

These dozens of small boats were filled with wounded navy soldiers. ——Although Rossi had already ordered the family cadres to 'pay attention', there were no casualties in a battle... Even fairy tales would not dare to write like this.

"Everyone···"

The brigadier general who had just woken up looked around, and all he saw were soldiers covered in blood and with twisted hands and feet.

Letting such troops go back to fight is murder!

"Hey···"

"I am solely responsible for this failure."

Leaning against the side of the boat, the bearded Commodore closed his eyes.

"Brothers are suffering... Let us all work harder and return to the Chambord Islands so that we can get medical treatment."

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"Fufufu, boring struggle."

The Navy was able to retreat, but the CP agents, in addition to jumping into the sea to escape, all attacked Rossi and Dover like crazy.And the end result was that he was easily killed by Dover.

"People are in the government and have no control over themselves."

Rossi shook his head. He didn't need to take action. The other cadres of the family alone were enough to deal with the armed force escorting Tianshangjin.And he also has his own job:

"Has it been filmed?"

"Big news, this is big news~~"

The birdman next to him was frantically pressing the camera phone... Birdman's feathers stood up with excitement.

"Hijacking Heavenly Gold and kidnapping Celestial Dragons. This is explosive news that can occupy the headlines for a month. It's great that our newspaper can get a first-hand interview——"

This birdman wears a reporter's hat, a vest full of pockets, and wear-resistant jeans on his lower body.The white bird feathers were exposed under the clothes, and the eyes were shining with excitement.

The president of "World Economic News Service" and a journalist:

'BIG NEWS' Morgans!

Of course he is not a birdman, but a human ability user.

Devil Fruit, Bird Fruit, Albatross Form.

To be a reporter in this world, you must master two skills: the first is, of course, stealth. If you don't have the sneaking skills to sneak into a war-torn battlefield and strike a camera phone bug into the face of a vicious pirate, you can't be a reporter.

The second course is to disguise and escape. Since you dare to throw a phone bug into the face of a vicious pirate, how can you still live longer if you don’t have any skills?This is why the man named 'Morgans' has always maintained a bird-man-like human-animal form.

Without him, he would avoid being hunted and harming his family.

"Just report on the gold in the sky, report on the heavenly dragons... Do you really not want to live anymore?"

"Hey, that's true." Hearing Rossi's words, he regretfully put away his camera phone, and Morgans' birdman showed deep regret on his face.

Although his strength is not bad, reporting that Rossi and others 'hijacked heavenly gold' is enough to make the World Government angry.If you dare to report that Rossi and others 'kidnapped the Celestial Dragons'——

I'm afraid that the general will come to the headquarters of "World Economic News Service" tomorrow and spread the ashes of this birdman.

“There is big news but it can’t be reported. It’s really hard for people to eat...”

After sighing, the birdman stretched out his hand to Rosie...his wings,

"If there is news like this in the future, remember to contact me!"

"We can provide your family with some 'secret information' in return."

"Although my newspaper is not as good as those old newspapers now, one day I will make sure that the whole world's news will not be covered up. Exposure is justice~~"

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Facing the enthusiastic Birdman, Rossi couldn't help but roll his eyes.

This world is really about 'doing what you do and loving what you do'. No matter what profession you are in, you have to fight for the title of 'king'.

Either way,

"Let's get through today before we talk,"

After stretching out his right hand and shaking hands with the opponent's wings, Rossi turned to look in the direction of the shampoo field:

There is a navy warship coming slowly over there. Of course, this is not the point.

The point is, there are three unabashed auras on board!

"Fufufu, it came so fast."

Dover, who was wearing a pink coat, walked up to Rosie, his gaping mouth revealing white teeth.

And behind the two of them, the burly Pika, the golden sword-holding Diamanti, the top-hatted Torebol, the indifferent Vergo, the elegant Jorah, the gentleman Pique...

The Don Quixote family is ready!