The Worst Fruit Among Pirates

boom!

There was an explosion and the table in the restaurant was smashed.

"My lord, spare my life, spare my life!"

The restaurant owner who had been standing carefully next to him suddenly knelt down, his trembling forehead on the floor, and his body fell to the ground.

"Dover, we haven't finished eating yet."

Holding a stack of plates in both hands, Rossi gave Dover a helpless look across from him.

"It's just a story, don't get excited."

At the same time, he turned to comfort the boss who was kneeling next to him begging for mercy.

"Get up, it's none of your business."

"Huh, how could I not be excited!"

What makes Dover so angry is naturally the follow-up to Rosie’s story:

Captain Wukong, who broke through to the "Indestructible King Kong" in battle and developed "Fire Eyes", was able to defeat many enemies with one enemy at the Navy Headquarters.

The Admiral of the Navy shouted, "Go and invite the Dragon God."

Then--

The invincible Captain Wukong was backhand by the incoming 'god', and was violently crushed into the bottom of the sea by five [-]-meter mountains. The legend of a generation came to an abrupt end!

How could this make Dover, who was involved in it, not angry?

"exactly,"

The lieutenant colonel with short black hair next to him nodded repeatedly.

"We have many naval experts, as well as generals and marshals. How could we ask for help from the Celestial Dragons? - And an inexplicable 'god' came to the rescue?"

"Pity,"

Colonel Ida, the highest-ranking military officer, shook his head, not knowing what she was feeling sorry for.

"Captain Wukong is indeed an upright hero. Unfortunately, due to factional struggles, letting him be a 'logistics officer' is indeed overqualified. In the end, he rebelled and became a pirate, and even replaced the navy..."

Gion, on the other hand, sighs for the past of 'Wukong'.

"Fufufu, one of the top men in the ocean is so 'insultingly' given to a logistics officer without a military rank. No one else would stay in the navy."

Dover retorted,

"Besides, the navy is the first to send troops to besiege the 'Flower and Fruit Kingdom', otherwise Captain Wukong wouldn't be too lazy to take care of those trash!"

The braided Lieutenant Colonel raised his hand to retort.

"Forcing the 'Supreme Big Sword' golden cudgel from the hands of the Fish-Man King, and emptying the arms of the Aolai Kingdom to equip his subordinates, this is an act of pirates, and it should be punished——"

(Note: 'Supreme Sharp Sword' is only a classification of weapon quality, not necessarily a sword)

Forehead,

Looking at Dover, who was quarreling with a group of naval officers over 'Captain Goku', Rossi realized that Dover was actually only more than ten years old.

However, with his height of 1.9 meters, his battle-hardened killing intent, and his usual behavior to maintain the family's majesty, Rossi would always ignore his age.

In my previous life, I was still at an age where I would compete with children to play the 'Monkey King'.

And in this world, there is already the leader of a huge force, a big shot whose name can stop children crying at night.

"OK OK."

Faced with this situation, Rossi, who put down his plate, had to stand up and smooth things over.

"It's just a story. Now that you've heard the story, it's time for everyone to go back, right?"

After speaking, Rosie took out a stack of Baileys and placed them directly on the front desk of the restaurant.

"Let's go,"

----

After listening to the story, we also had our meal.

Different ideas, parting ways.

Gion naturally left with his naval colleagues and returned to the warship at the dock; while Rossi and Dover, who turned around, headed for the temporary lord's mansion in the center of the city.

"Rosie, is this just a story?"

As he grew older, Dover became more and more thoughtful, thinking deeply about the story that Rosie told many years ago and only heard the ending today.

He didn't just want to hear the follow-up, but it also had the meaning of being a 'reference'.

"Who knows? Anyway, to me, it's just a story."

“Very nice story,”

? !

A voice came suddenly from the side,

In an instant, the domineering Third Generation Kitetsu and the silk thread were shot to the side at the same time!The aftermath alone was enough to tear the building next to the two into pieces.

brush,

However, the people in the alley next to them just stretched out their hands and grabbed it casually. The silk threads in the fingers of Sandaike Tetsu and Dover became soft:

Noodle? !

As for an attack so violent that it could destroy this street, it was naturally out of the question.

"Lieutenant General He, what do you mean?"

Seeing that the Sandaiki Tetsu in his hand had softened into 'noodles', Rossi, who looked ugly, retreated while waving his hand to block Dover who was about to continue attacking.

When he retracted his hand, he quickly made a gesture backwards with his five fingers.

That was the code word for Dover to prepare for bombardment with the 'Multiple Super Electromagnetic Swords'——

"Don't be nervous, brother Don Quixote."

The woman wearing a lieutenant general's coat walked out of the alley with a gentle look on her face and her hands empty.

However, it was these ordinary hands that turned Rossi and Dover's weapons into funny noodles!

Even Rosie and Dover have the potential to turn into 'comedy' style noodle men if they're not careful.

Superman type·washing fruit

Can turn 'things' into clothes which can be washed and dried.

General Hezhong can flush any object, including people or weapons.

The items and people being washed will lose their original shape and become like freshly dried clothes, while the washed life forms will lose their strength and cannot move freely.

It is said that people who are washed and dried by this power will have their souls cleansed by the power, and their evil hearts will become clean and sunny.

Although it sounds 'beautiful', to Rossi, this true 'brainwashing' ability is no less evil than the 'childlike fruit'!

"We are not enemies, at least not now."

Facing Lieutenant General He, who had his hands hanging on his waist and spoke without a hint of murderous intent, Rossi took a deep breath, covered it with a lot of domineering energy, restored the third generation ghost in his hand that had turned into a 'noodle', and then sheathed the sword.

"Lieutenant General He is waiting here. Is there anything you want to say?"

"Yes,"

The mature and dignified female naval vice admiral opposite nodded.

"But now I am more curious about the story you are telling me...or is it the history of you Tianlong people boasting about your achievements?"

···

Rossi wanted to say, 'You're overthinking', but thought about it carefully:

During the 800 years that the Celestial Dragons have ruled this world, there have always been top warriors who were helpless even to the Navy. They broke through the Navy headquarters, Marineland, rushed to the holy land of Mariejoia, and then——

Defeat at the hands of that man and disappear from history.

Like 'Blank 100 Years'.

With the level of 'freedom' in this world, Rossi would never believe that no one had done this in 800 years.

At least ten years ago, the "Rocks Pirates", which gathered a large number of top powerhouses, prepared to attack the Holy Land and stage a "Emperor takes turns to sit, come to my house this year" drama.

Unfortunately, Roger Pirates and Garp teamed up to stop it.

"It seems that Lieutenant General He knows a lot,"

Faced with Lieutenant General He's temptation, Rossi did not answer directly. Instead, he asked his own question:

"So, in what capacity are you going to talk to our two brothers?"

"Vice Admiral, a high-ranking member of the world government, or... the watchdog of the Celestial Dragons?"

"The person standing in front of you is just a sailor who practices his own way of 'justice'."

Faced with Rossi's aggressive words, Lieutenant General He just responded calmly.

"I will not interfere with the grudge between the two of you and the Tianlong people."

"But I won't let go of the massive planting and selling of drugs in 'Shichibukai' Gameno!"

it is good,

The other party has expressed its position,

This made Rossi feel relieved, Lieutenant General Youhe clamped down on the navy.

At least they don't have to wake up with the Don Quixote family as wanted criminals, chased by the navy, and unable to do anything.

"Our Tang Quixote family also holds the same position on this."

----

carnival island,

Surrounded by colorful and gorgeous buildings, there is a castle full of fairy tale style: red, yellow, and blue color blocks make up the color of the walls, making this castle look both dreamy and majestic.

In the hall of the castle,

"Thank you Lord Carmenio,"

'Dark Chef' Kaiyu, who was stabbed through the chest by Rossi and almost killed on the spot, has recovered, knelt down on one knee, and respectfully offered his loyalty to the man in front of him.

"Hehehehe, you are all my important subordinates, so naturally I won't let you lose anything."

Sitting on the colorful throne is a tall man.

He has messy pink hair and wears half a green mask, covering the upper half of his face, exposing his mouth and nose, and a tongue that is dozens of centimeters long sticking out of his mouth.

This man is wearing a coat with layers of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple colors. Under the flame-like collar, there are black tattoos, as well as well-defined chest muscles and abdominal muscles...

The emerald green tights were tied around the waist by a wide belt, and he casually leaned on the throne and waved.

Kaiyu, the evil and arrogant "dark chef" on the food island, immediately stood up and stood aside respectfully.

Above him, there are two more people!

One of them is naturally the blond-haired and silver-eyed Riccardo who has returned to his youthful appearance.

The other one is a man who looks like a scholar.There was a book under his ribs.Wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a beautiful beard, he is meticulously dressed in a bow tie, white shirt, gray vest, and black trousers, and his leather shoes are even polished.

"grown ups,"

The scholar-looking man bowed to the colorful 'captain' on the throne.

"The Navy has arrived at Food Island,"

"Through the information sent back by the spies, thick smoke rose from the basin in the center of the island. It is speculated that the planting base has been burned down by the navy."

"At the same time, the spies witnessed the two Don Quixote brothers having dinner with the naval officers, talking and laughing..."

"Tsk, it's that guy He, you're in trouble."

The chameleon-like man on the throne rolled up his long tongue in displeasure.

Not to mention his friendship with Sengoku and Garp, Lieutenant General Tsuru himself made the 'Shichibukai' Gamenio extremely wary.

In this sea, there is no pirate who is not afraid of cranes!

Facing the navy's "big staff", playing tricks is definitely the stupidest choice.It is the best choice to just rush over!

But...you have to be reckless to win!

Although Crane does not have the "illustrious military exploits" of Garp and Warring States, she is still not weak in strength. There are people who can surpass her in the whole sea, but there are only ten fingers in the sky.

Among them, it is a pity that Gameno is not included.

“What do the people of Saint Woisheh say?”

Gamenio also has his own 'backer' in the world government.

With the continuous tribute of Bailey, beauty, and delicious food, he connected with a relatively 'smart' Celestial Dragon, and with the influence of the other party, he was able to take down many enemies from the top of the world government.

Unfortunately this time:

"No, rejected."

"Vice Admiral He is the navy's 'big staff'. Ordinary Tianlong people can't influence her at all. - Unless it's the 'Five Old Stars', it's almost the same."

"Hehehehe, then use my identity as the 'Shichibukai' as a threat to prevent General Hezhong from going deeper!"

"If the crane dares to approach Carnival Island, I will immediately lead my people to defect..."

Gamenio was about to say something harsh, but suddenly got stuck:

Naturally, Whitebeard can't go back. The Roger Pirates seem to have launched an attack on the 'Final Island' recently. The Golden Lion has been seriously injured and is hiding. Do you want him to seek refuge with the vegetarian Charlotte Lingling? !

With that guy's craziness of catching men everywhere to have children, wouldn't he be like a sheep in a tiger's mouth?

Although he wears a green mask, he doesn't like to wear dozens of cuckolds...

"Let's just say that our 'Thousand Faces Pirates' will re-enter the new world."

Riccardo, who had always been as cold as a statue, said:

"Lord Gamenio, even if we are alone, we will never lose to those top pirates."