Naruto's Strongest Ice Escape

Regarding Shuixiang, Uncle Yile cannot say that he likes or dislikes him. He just finds his funny character a bit annoying!

However, now that this guy was taking advantage of him so openly, Uncle Yile immediately became angry!

Damn, I'm old enough to be your father!How dare you take advantage of me in terms of seniority?

Thinking of this, Uncle Yile narrowed his little eyes and tried to look angry. He shouted at Shuixiang: "You brat, you are so shameless! How dare you take advantage of me?"

Hearing this, Shuixiang chuckled, then raised his eyebrows and said provocatively to Uncle Yile: "I'll take it, what can you do?"

"you!"

"What are you doing! If you don't accept it, bite me!"

Speaking of this, Uncle Yile was really going to be mad at him, but after all, he was an old man who had lived for decades, so he knew he couldn't be angry now!As long as you get angry, you will definitely mess up your position, so you must stay calm at this time.

Thinking of this, Uncle Yile let out a heavy breath, then put on a half-smiling expression on his face and said: "I'm sorry, I don't eat shit."

Shui Xiang: "..."

Shiro and Uzumaki Naruto said: "..."

These words are really very lethal!Especially for Shuixiang, the lethality of these words will definitely increase by the ton!

Think about it, what is Shuixiang's name? . .

Shuixiang was speechless and aggrieved. He looked at Uncle Yile but was speechless. He didn't expect that the other party would kill him with just one sentence.

But Uncle Yile seemed unwilling to let him go just like that. Looking at Shuixiang who looked like he had eaten himself, Uncle Yile smiled disdainfully and continued: "Young man, in the future, read more books and newspapers. How old should you be to learn how to pick up girls? Is the education level of Jiraiya-sama’s current disciples a prenatal education?”

Shui Xiang: "..."

Shiro and Uzumaki Naruto said: "..."

Uncle Yile is a good blowjob, eh. . .Uncle Yile is so eloquent!Even Bo Xia doesn't know how to fight back now!

At this time, Shui Xiang, who was annoyed by the rebuke, suddenly remembered the principle he had always believed in before, don't do it if you can!

Shuixiang clapped his chopsticks with a "pop!" and stood up from the stool. Then he stepped on the stool with one foot and pointed at Uncle Yile with one hand and yelled: "Come on! Let's show off!"

"No need to compare, I am a male."

"..."

crazy!Shuixiang is really crazy this time. It has been more than eight years since he came to this world!He grew up from a small earthworm to a big earthworm, but he has never been so aggrieved!He actually lost the battle with language!This was something he had never thought of!

Wiping the word "well" on his forehead, Shui Xiang said with a solemn face: "Yile! You forced me to do this!"

"Huh? People are forced out."

"..."

Shuixiang's power was instantly broken!There is nothing wrong with what Uncle Yile said, but... . .Why do you feel so evil!

Shaking his head vigorously, Shuixiang raised his head and said to Uncle Yile with a teasing expression: "Calamus~right?"

"You brat! What are you going to do?"

"Calamus is nothing~"

 "Ah! Go to hell! You brat!"

His daughter is Uncle Yile's bottom line. Of course he can't stand it when Shuixiang says that!

He took out a kitchen knife from his apron and stabbed it at the table in front of Shui Xiang. Why the table?Uncle Yile didn't want to kill Shuixiang, he just wanted to scare him so that he would remember and stop talking nonsense in the future.

But Uncle Yile is an ordinary person after all. How could Shuixiang scare him?

Just when the kitchen knife was still about five centimeters away from the table, Shui Xiang grabbed Uncle Yile's knife-holding hand, and then used a very pretentious knife-grabbing gesture to snatch the kitchen knife from Uncle Yile's hand, and then used his right hand hard With a flick, the kitchen knife flew past Uncle Yile's ear.

"Duang!" With a sound, the kitchen knife was nailed directly to the wooden wall behind Uncle Yile.

After doing all this, Shuixiang looked at Uncle Yile with a half-smile, but the other man was not afraid, he just looked at Shuixiang without saying a word, and the atmosphere was a little tense for a moment.

Shiro and Uzumaki Naruto were also frightened by this sudden change. They looked around and didn't know what to do.

I don't know how long it took, Shuixiang let go of Uncle Yile's hand, and then sighed and said: "I'm sorry, uncle, I didn't mean to make trouble with your daughter. Please forgive me. I was also angry just now. crazy."

After listening to Shuixiang's words, Uncle Yile also had a rare smile, and then said openly: "It doesn't matter, in the end it's my fault. I shouldn't have said that to you. I apologize to you as well."

The conversation between the two again made the confused Uzumaki Naruto and Shiro even more confused. What is going on?We were fighting to the death just now, why are we now in debt to each other?

"No, it should be me. After all, I was the one who took advantage of you first!"

"It's me~ I'm so old, what's the point of being a child like yours?"

"I told you it was me!"

"What you! It's me!"

"Hey! Are you dissatisfied?"

"Ha! What's wrong with you if I just don't accept it?"

Seeing Shuixiang and Uncle Ichiraku who were about to kiss each other, Shiro and Uzumaki Naruto looked at each other in confusion, and then said at the same time: "Huh? What is going on?"

Yes, of course the situation of those two people is something that women and children don’t understand!

The moment Shuixiang grabbed Uncle Ilaku's hand, Uncle Ilaku understood that Shuixiang must be right-handed, and when Shuixiang saw that the callus on Uncle Ilaku's left hand was thicker than his right, he knew that Uncle Ilaku was right-handed. I definitely prefer Xiao Zuo.

At that moment, the older single man and the two-life old virgin couldn't help but feel a sense of sympathy for each other, after all. . .Single men are really miserable.

After a while, the two of them stopped worrying about who was right and who was wrong. They looked at each other and smiled, and then said at the same time: "I agree with you!"

After saying that, no one expected that the other party would say the same thing, and they all laughed!

This scene made Shiro and Uzumaki Naruto confused to a certain extent. What the hell is going on!

But they definitely won't know. If Kakashi were here, he might explain it to them, but unfortunately, Kakashi is in the Hokage Building now.

Mentioning the Hokage Building, Shuixiang also remembered that the third generation old man had something to ask him to come over, so he said to Shiro and Naruto: "My good nephew, I will leave your aunt to you first. You take her to the wood." Go take a look around, I'll see you later."