Naruto's Strongest Ice Escape

"Pfft!"

Bai, who had never seen Shuixiang in such embarrassment, was immediately amused, and her smile directly confused the two men, the old and the young.

On the way back to Konoha, Suixiang asked Shiro to resume his female attire. Compared to men's clothing, Shiro's charm was even more irresistible. Even Kakashi was stunned when he saw Shiro in female clothes for the first time. It's been a long time, let alone the old pervert Shui Xiang.

At this time, Bai also found that Uncle Yile and Shuixiang had stopped arguing and were looking at her blankly. However, she didn't like this feeling very much. Not only did she not feel happy at all, she even felt a little disgusted in her heart.

So he quickly straightened his face, coughed and said, "Sir Shuixiang, aren't we here to eat ramen?"

After hearing what Bai said, Shuixiang reacted and hurriedly coughed to cover up his embarrassment, and then said to Bai, "Shiro, what kind of ramen do you want to eat?"

“Seafood ramen is fine.”

"Oh oh~"

After hearing Bai's answer, Shui Xiang hurriedly looked at Uncle Yile, but found that Uncle Yile was still in a daze, and immediately said dissatisfied: "Hey! Uncle Se, what are you looking at! Ichi! Please respect yourself at your age, okay?"

Shuixiang's harsh words also made Uncle Yile come back to his senses. He also knew that what he had just done was indeed rude, so he showed an apologetic smile to Shiro.

But towards Shui Xiang, he didn't have a good face and pretended not to hear anything. Then Uncle Yile said to Shui Xiang: "Little sister! What did you just say?"

"Ah!!! I'll kill you!!!"

"Okay, okay, I'm just kidding you, what do you want to order?"

Seeing Uncle Yile "submit", Shui Xiang snorted coldly. He didn't intend to embarrass him for the time being. He had to fill his stomach first, so he raised his eyes and said to Uncle Yile: "She wants to have a meal." A bowl of seafood ramen, um... I want a bowl of tonkotsu char siu ramen, they are all big bowls~ By the way, Uncle Ichiraku..."

Uncle Ichiraku, who had already planned to make ramen, heard Shuixiang calling him again, so he couldn't help but turned around and looked at him in confusion and asked: "What? Is there anything else?"

"No~ I just want to tell you~ My tonkotsu and barbecued pork ramen~ I only want the barbecued pork but not the noodles~"

Hearing Shuixiang's words about wanting to be beaten, Uncle Yile almost threw the ladle in his face, but for a moment he felt that these words seemed familiar, as if he had heard them somewhere.

Then looking at Shuixiang's beautifying face, Uncle Yile frowned.

"Hey! Uncle! What are you looking at! I don't do gays! And even if I did, I wouldn't find someone your senior!"

Shuixiang's words did not arouse Uncle Yile's dissatisfaction. Instead, he still stared at his face carefully. Uncle Yile always felt that this face looked familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it before. . .

However, although it did not affect Uncle Yile, Bai, who was sitting next to Shuixiang, was very concerned about what Shuixiang said. . .

Without saying a word, Bai just looked at Shui Xiang with a very disgusted look, his expression seemed to say: You perverted faggot.

Seeing Bai like this, Shuixiang couldn't care less about Uncle Yile who was staring at him very uncomfortable. He hurriedly explained to Bai: "I'm definitely not gay! How can I be a gay!"

However, just as he finished saying this, Uncle Yile, who had been silent until now, suddenly pointed at Shuixiang's face and said loudly: "It's you!"

Shui Xiang: "..."

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Forcibly suppressing the anger in his heart, Shui Xiang's mouth twitched crazily and said: "Uncle Yile, you know that you are responsible for speaking?"

Damn it!I just said I'm not gay!You just said "It's me" right after that!What do you mean?

However, Uncle Ichiraku ignored Shuixiang's threat. Instead, he looked at Shuixiang with a recalling look on his face and said, "Seeing your curly hair, I finally remembered who you are! A few years ago, Master Jiraiya once You had a meal at my place with a curly-haired kid! Isn’t that right? Is that curly-haired kid you?”

Being recognized by Uncle Yile, Shui Xiang's face did not show any happy expression at all. . .

"Curly...Curly!!! Are you going to keep repeating this sentence? Ahhh! Go cook!"

"Hmph, it's your kid after all. Just wait! The ramen will be here in a moment!"

After saying that, Uncle Yile turned and left.

Looking at Shuixiang who was about to get angry, Bai couldn't help but ask: "Why do you care so much about the word curly hair?"

"Have you ever seen that Curly Hair who likes others to call him Curly Hair?"

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Although what Shuixiang said made sense, Bai really didn't want to deal with him anymore. This person's thinking was different from that of normal people, and too much contact with him could easily turn him into a psychopath. . .

The waiting process was very boring, and Bai didn't want to chat with him, so Shuixiang found it boring.

However, this boring state did not last long, because he suddenly saw the dazzling yellow hair flying towards him under the sun~

"Uncle!!! I want to eat a big portion of seafood ramen!!!"

Before people arrive, the sound goes first.

But why did he have to tell him what he wanted to eat when he first arrived?

The person who came was none other than Shuixiang's cheap nephew, Uzumaki Naruto, and traveling with him was his good friend Sasuke. Of course, where there was Sasuke, there must be that nymphomaniac Haruno Sakura.

Looking at the three Xiaoqiang, Shui Xiang couldn't help but asked in confusion: "Why did you come here so quickly?"

After listening to Shuixiang's words, Sasuke looked disdainful, and then said: "Because you are lost."

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There was nothing wrong with what he said. Shuixiang didn't know how to refute him. He could only smile awkwardly and said, "Ahem, that's not the point. Okay~ What do you want to eat? I'm treating you today."

Sasuke: "No, I'm just here to inform you. I'll go see the Hokage immediately after eating. Okay, I'm leaving."

After saying that, Sasuke didn't care about the surprised looks in others' eyes, turned around and walked away.

Haruno Sakura, on the other hand, kept swinging between Suixiang and Sasuke. Finally, as if she had made some decision, she bowed deeply to Suixiang and then turned around to chase Sasuke.

Seeing the behavior of these two people, even Shuixiang was confused.

Bai, who had been silent all this time, said, "Sakura-chan has given up on you."

"Eh?"

"Didn't she just choose between you and Sasuke-kun? In the end, she chose Sasuke-kun."

"But, that's not the point, right?"

"That's the point. It shows that you are really not likeable."

"..."