Naruto's Strongest Ice Escape

"Ah!!! What is this?"

Seeing the densely packed and terrifying ice skeletons standing up from the ground one by one, Haruno Sakura was almost scared to tears. After all, she is only a 12-year-old girl. This is much more exciting than watching a horror movie. Alright!

Shuixiang also felt that it was not good to scare a little girl, so he controlled a comparison, eh. . .The slightly cuter ice skeleton walked towards Haruno Sakura!

However, no matter how cute it is, it still looks like a skeleton!

Looking at the ice skeleton walking towards her step by step, Haruno Sakura's hair stood on end!I was so scared that I stood there and didn't dare to move!

"Crack! Click!" Halfway through, Bing Gu Gu looked at the frightened Haruno Sakura and suddenly stopped.

Although it is just a skeleton, it is also a good skeleton with pursuits and dreams!It is absolutely not allowed to scare your cute little sister!

Isn’t it terrible that we are ugly?But we have talent!

Imitating MJ's movements, he lowered his head slightly, touched his bare skull with one hand, put the other hand behind his back, and slightly bent his legs to make an extremely "graceful" posture.

Although there is no music at the scene, this does not affect its pursuit of art!

Since it has no vocal cords, it can't make any sound. It can only walk by its own feelings. The hand bones placed behind it slowly moved forward, and then it covered its crotch, which didn't have a small penis, and then followed with a very frequent sound. Twisted!

"Crack! Crack! Crack!"

Every time it twists, the bones in its crotch will make the sound of bone dislocation~

Although it doesn't sound very nice, it thinks the sound is very beautiful. 【 Zero ↑ ​​Nine △ Xiao ↓ Shuo △ Net】. .

However, just when I was dancing without emotion, an accident happened!

A "bang" sound!I don’t know which bone in my body is broken!It fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

Stopping his dance, the embarrassed Bing Gu Gu hurriedly picked up the bone from the ground, and then put the bone back to his body.

After doing all this, Bing Gu Gu glanced at Haruno Sakura with some embarrassment, then adjusted his mentality and jumped up again~

But this time it didn't continue to twist its hips like it did before, but imitated MJ's classic move-moonwalk!Slowly moved towards Haruno Sakura.

I have to say that although it is just a skeleton, the dance is really good.

Sliding in front of Haruno Sakura, Bing Gu Gu did a 360-degree spin on the spot!Immediately after stopping, he immediately gave Haruno Sakura a gentleman’s bow~

It's just that being empty-handed, he felt that such an abrupt behavior was a bit bad, but now there are no roses in this crappy place!

Somewhat distressed, it looked around itself, but there were only ice cubes around it, and there was no gift it wanted to get.

In the end, there was really no other way. He made a sighing look, stretched out his right hand to grab one of his ribs, and then broke it hard. . .

"Crack!"

Break it off. . .

Then it regarded the ribs as roses, looked at Haruno Sakura lovingly, knelt down on one knee and offered his ribs. . .

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From the moment the Ice Bone walked toward her, Haruno Sakura was almost stunned. She stared blankly at it motionless, and her brain had already gone blank.

In her eyes, Bing Gu Gu's dance was just scaring herself!Didn't you notice that its bones fell off and then they were reattached?

I have never seen such a terrifying thing since I was a child! ! !

What’s even more terrifying is!This bastard broke his bones in front of him to demonstrate. . .Woohoo!How scary, Mom!I want to go home!

Looking at the ice skeleton kneeling on one knee and playing with bones, Haruno Sakura's eyes became more and more frightened!In the end, she couldn't bear the fear anymore and finally released her inner self. . .

"Ahhh! Go to hell! Go to hell!"

She found a popsicle from somewhere, and Haruno Sakura cursed loudly while frantically smashing the ice skeleton.

Logically speaking, Shuixiang's 300 ice power should be very hard and long-lasting, but it turned out to be so vulnerable to Haruno Sakura's attack!

Shuixiang just wants to say: Made!Is my system fake?

Well~ Let’s get back to the subject, whether it’s true or false, anyway, under Haruno Sakura’s crazy attack, that very talented ice skeleton dedicated its life to art and turned into a pile of ice slag. . .

Uzumaki Naruto and Sasuke, who were standing not far from Haruno Sakura, couldn't help but spit heavily after seeing her in this state. . .It’s so violent!They didn’t do anything to you!

I couldn't help but think of a saying that Nara Shikamaru often said: Women are really troublesome~

But now it seems!What a trouble!It's obviously scary!

The two of them glanced at each other involuntarily, and then they blushed and lowered their heads without knowing what they thought of. . .

What happened here did not escape Kakashi's eyes. Although he was shocked by Haruno Sakura's behavior, the important thing was that he discovered that the combat effectiveness of these ice skeletons was not very good, and they were so fragile that even Haruno Sakura could easily break them.

Thinking of this, Kakashi couldn't help but said to Shuixiang teasingly: "Are these ice bones the capital you rely on to survive? It's too low-level."

After hearing Kakashi's teasing, Shuixiang also looked melancholy. What's going on?Why can't that ice skeleton be beaten so hard?What the hell is it that you get a bento after hammering it twice!

However, although he didn't know the reason behind it, Shuixiang still said to Kakashi: "You will know after you try it yourself! There is so much nonsense!"

After saying that, Shuixiang controlled his bone army and rushed directly towards Kakashi!Although they couldn't speak, their scary momentum still made the atmosphere in the Dragon Bone Palace tense.

Although there were many of them, Kakashi didn't take them seriously after the Haruno Sakura incident.

Holding the kunai in his hand tightly, Kakashi advanced instead of retreating!He rushed directly into the army of skeletons!

In fact, Kakashi's taijutsu is pretty good, at least many times better than Haruno Sakura!So a very confident roundhouse kick directly hit a skeleton!

However, just such a kick made Kakashi's expression change immediately. . .

"boom!"

After making a muffled sound, Kakashi, whose expression changed sharply, quickly retracted his legs, and then immediately retreated from the scene.

Then he looked in disbelief at the ice skeleton that was only kicked back a few steps by him, and said in shock: "This... how is it possible!!!"