Naruto's Strongest Ice Escape

"Nani?"

"Kakashi-sensei! You said he is only one year older than me?"

"Does this mean he is 13 years old?"

"Is he kidding me?"

After hearing Shuixiang's age, Uzumaki Naruto was not calm at the moment!He pointed at Shuixiang and asked Kakashi in disbelief with his mouth wide open, like a machine gun, 99+ in one second. 【 Zero ↑ ​​Nine △ Xiao ↓ Shuo △ Net】. .

Seeing Naruto's unwillingness to believe it, Kakashi could only repeat again: "Yes, he is indeed only one year older than you."

"Ahh! It's impossible... He must have eaten contraband! Otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to grow so tall! It's absolutely like this... Absolutely!"

After believing the fact that Shuixiang was only one year older than him, Uzumaki Naruto finally lost his composure!Looking at Shuixiang, who was only a few centimeters shorter than Kakashi, a feeling called jealousy appeared in his heart for the first time. . .

However, Shuixiang couldn't pretend he didn't hear his words. He teleported to Naruto's side and imitated Jiraiya's movements of hammering himself!

"boom!"

"It hurts! Curly-haired glasses man! What are you doing!"

"boom!"

"Bastard!"

"boom!"

"sorry..."

Seeing the honest Naruto, Shuixiang looked at his fist in disbelief!

No wonder Jiraiya has been fond of hammering himself for so many years!It turns out this feeling is real. 【 Zero ↑ ​​Nine △ Xiao ↓ Shuo △ Net】. .Very cool! ! !

"boom!"

"Hey! I already apologized! Why are you still hitting me?"

"Hmm... try it again."

"..."

Kakashi looked at the two people playing tricks with black lines on his head, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help but twitch crazily. Finally, he took a deep breath and asked Shuixiang: "Let's get down to business, Zabuza and the boy named Shiro, you What do you plan to do?"

Hearing Kakashi's question, Suixiang also retracted his fist, looked in the direction of Shiro and Zabuza, thought for a moment and said, "Well... let them decide for themselves."

After saying that, Suixiang walked towards Zabuza in the surprised eyes of Kakashi and Uzumaki Naruto.

Walking to Zabuza's side, Shuixiang slowly squatted down, glanced at Zabuza, then looked at Shiro, and then mumbled in his mouth: "Should we confirm Shiro's gender first? Or should we first determine Shiro's gender? How about waking up Zabuza?”

After saying that, Shui Xiang subconsciously looked at Bai's lower body, and then stretched out his sinful little hand. . .

"No! I am an upright and pure person! How could I do such an evil thing?"

He retracted the hand that reached Bai's lower body, and then directly touched Bai's chest. . .

"Hmm... Could it be that Miss Bai has a flat chest? Why does it feel no different from my chest?" As he said that, Shui Xiang touched his chest.

Subconsciously, I didn’t regard Bai as a man. How could a man be so good-looking?

"As a healer! There is no gender distinction in front of me!"

In order to confirm what he was thinking, Shui Xiang finally extended his sinful little hand to Bai's lower body. . .

After a short period of groping, Shui Xiang finally determined one thing. He saw an obviously vulgar expression on his face. He reluctantly took back his hand and said: "Ho ho ho ho~ Miss Bai is indeed flat-chested! But it doesn't matter! Although I I like girls with big breasts! But the beauty

Value is king! "

Shuixiang, who was in a good mood, whistled in his mouth, and then turned to Zabuza. Looking at Zabuza's ugly appearance, Shuixiang sighed and said: "You are really lucky, you met Bai Mei! Otherwise, you can do it now He’s already dead, well~ But it’s only a matter of time, so I’d better let you wake up first.”

After saying that, Suixiang directly grabbed Zabuza's collar with his left hand and made him sit up, and then swung it with his right hand!A series of slaps hit Zabuza directly on the face!

"Clap clap clap!"

"Wake up!"

"Clap clap clap!"

"Wake up quickly!!!"

"Clap clap clap!"

Kakashi: "..."

Uzumaki Naruto: "..."

Seeing Shuixiang's brutal calling method, the two people watching from a distance collectively took several steps back!This scene is really scary. . .Especially Uzumaki Naruto, he felt that Suixiang was already treating him gently. Seeing Zabuza who was about to be whipped into a pig's head, the two secretly decided that they would never make Suixiang angry in the future!

However, Shuixiang's method is really easy to use. Even though the process is rather cruel, Zabuza really woke up.

"Ugh...it hurts!"

Zabuza, who had just woken up, felt a burning pain on his face, but he soon didn't care about it because he saw Shuixiang's annoying smile.

"Hey kid, did you save me?"

After hearing Zabuza's words, Shuixiang still had the same smiling face, looked at his face and said, "You are so ugly."

"What did you say!"

"It's okay, I'll praise you."

"Damn it!"

Then Shuixiang waved his hand indifferently and said to Zabuza with a playful expression: "Okay, okay! Don't worry about these details~ I am your savior, shouldn't you treat me better?"

However, Zabuza didn't appreciate his kindness. He glanced at Shuixiang and continued, "Who wants you to save me? What does it have to do with you whether I die or not?"

"Eh? This is not the way to treat someone who is your savior when we meet for the first time~ But since you don't need my rescue, then just save me and die!"

After saying that, Shuixiang stood up, and without letting go of Zabuza's hand by the collar, he just pulled him up!

He had no intention of keeping Zabuza alive in the first place. This man was too ambitious and Shuixiang thought he had no ability to control him!It's just that he couldn't die for the time being.

As for now, Shuixiang feels that Zabuza can use his last remaining energy, because Kado has already arrived with his gang of thugs. . .

Looking at the entire plot of Naruto, if we want to make a list of ugly men, this fat Kado pig will definitely be on the list. The sight of the fat on his body makes Shuixiang almost spit out!

He turned his head and looked at Zabuza and sighed and said, "I thought you were the ugliest. I didn't expect that the mountains are higher than the other. That guy is really ugly and artistic. I admire you."

"But that's not the point. The point is that when he comes, you can die."

"What do you mean?"

"That's what I mean!!!"

After saying that, Suixiang grabbed Zabuza's left hand by the neck and swung it hard, throwing Zabuza directly into the crowd on Cardona's side!

"Goodbye~ Go away~ If you are Bai, I will take care of you!"

Looking at Zabuza who fell into the crowd, Shuixiang showed an evil smile on his face!