Naruto's Strongest Ice Escape

Shuixiang didn't know where he was now. He only learned from his predecessor's memory that this was a town on the easternmost island of the Kingdom of Water. Later, his predecessor escaped here because he was caught stealing food.

only. . .

"How to tell the difference between southeast, northwest and northwest! Which direction is the direction of the town!"

The last thing Shuixiang wants to admit is that he is a road addict, or the kind who is so ill that he has to give up treatment.

Maybe in Two-dimensional or beautiful girls, being crazy is a cute thing, but in real life, if it happens to a big man who picks his feet, it is definitely something that makes people laugh ridiculously.

Can you imagine a wretched and bearded uncle wearing flowery pants and a white vest, pressing his nose and shyly saying to you: "I hate it~ I'm lost~"?

Anyone who thinks it’s cute is a god!

Shui Xiang once thought that this kind of thing was a mental disorder, but he could never forget the contemptuous look and tone of his voice when he saw a psychiatrist.

"It's not a psychological problem, it's just your poor sense of direction and poor memory."

At that time, Shui Xiang really wanted to spray him with sulfuric acid. Is my memory bad?I have dozens of G numbers and covers in my head, will I tell you?

Hehehe. . .

Getting back to the subject, although Shuixiang didn’t know which direction he was heading towards the town, he faced the sea and the spring flowers were blooming, ahem!There is a river behind you, just choose any of the remaining three directions!

but. . .There are a lot of problems with this product, and difficulty in choosing is one of them.

After struggling for a long time, Shuixiang finally made a decision!

Throw your shoes!

"The sky is bright and the earth is bright! Teacher Cang bless me! Although you have become a good person, you have always been the goddess in my heart, you know? It was you who accompanied me through countless lonely nights, it was you..."

"Goo~!"

"Okay, let's throw away the shoes first."

"Go away!"

Shuixiang, who was extremely hungry, finally threw the shoe upwards with all his strength with a pious look on his face. He believed that strong force can produce miracles!

However. . .

"thump!"

"Grass! My shoes!!!"

Shuixiang, with a painful look on his face, lay down by the river, looking at the shoes washed away by the current with tears in his eyes.

It wasn't until the figure of the shoes disappeared that Shuixiang covered his face and said sadly, "Am I having trouble with myself?"

After saying that, Shui Xiang finally stood up slowly, took off the other shoe and held it in his hand, saying to himself: "Fortunately, there are two shoes, um... I should say one pair of feet?"

He didn't give up the idea of ​​continuing to throw the shoe, but this time Shuixiang was much smarter. After he was far away from the river, he threw the other shoe out with peace of mind.

"Go away!"

Looking at the shoe flying higher and higher, Shuixiang kept praying in his heart, as if this shoe could bring him good luck.

Due to the effect of gravity, when the shoe reaches a certain height, it begins to fall freely.

However, the direction of this landing was obviously not quite right. Shuixiang was obviously thrown directly upward, but the trajectory of its fall was too deviated.

"Eh, eh? Damn it! It's not over there! Come back quickly!"

Staring at the shoes that were getting more and more off-kilter, Shuixiang's eyes opened wider and wider, and his expression slowly changed from pious to frightened.

Sure enough, although this time, although he did not fall into the river, he was directly stuck in a tree.

"Ahhh! Oh my God, are you kidding me?"

Shuixiang knelt directly on the ground, and Shuixiang kept beating the ground in pain!

What made him feel distressed was not that the shoe was gone again, but that the shoe pointed in the direction of the river behind him!

After a while, Shui Xiang sat on the ground with a depressed look on his face, looked up at the shoes hanging on the branch of the tree and said, "It's not my innocence that defeats me..."

After saying that, he lowered his head, looked at his bare feet with a wry smile and said, "No shoes!"

Scratching his long hair in distress, Shui Xiang finally stood up firmly, then closed his eyes and turned around three or four times, then suddenly opened his eyes and rushed out in the direction he saw.

Sure enough, the difficulty of choosing is the most painful. . .

Shuixiang didn't know how long he had been walking. Anyway, he felt that his legs were about to break, and since he had no shoes, his two delicate feet had several blisters.

He was born with bad direction, so he could only keep walking in one direction. Maybe God thought he was miserable, so just when he was about to despair, the appearance of the town finally appeared in front of him. .

"Wow! Old!"

You just know it!I'm definitely going in the right direction! "

Haha, I really don’t know who just threw away two shoes.

Shuixiang didn't care about those details. When he saw the town, his original expression of despair immediately disappeared and was replaced by a look of joy.

Having a town means that the problem of food and clothing can be solved. Although I don't have any money now, I can rely on my hands. . .Go steal it!

one way or another!Having food is the most important thing!

I don't know where he got the strength from. Just now he looked like he was at his limit, but now he just ran away without a trace.

. . . . . . .

From a distance, he didn't notice anything special, but when Shuixiang walked into the town, he realized that the scene inside was so novel.

It was an ordinary Japanese-style town, bustling with passers-by on the streets. Although the atmosphere was similar to the previous life, it was still strange to see Shuixiang in this style for the first time.

"Goo~"

Another stomach growl interrupted Shuixiang's admiring mood. The strong hunger made him feel a little flustered, and even his brain felt dizzy. Although it was not very strong yet, he knew that if he didn't eat anything, he would be in trouble. It won't be long before you faint from hunger and end up on the roadside.

Thinking of this, Shuixiang relied on the memory of his predecessor and walked to the store where he had stolen food. Since it was all stealing, he would steal one person at a time.

If Shuixiang's idea is known to the store owner, he will definitely not be able to beat you Xiang to count you clean.

The town was not big, just a few streets long. However, when Shuixiang passed by a place that said "Women's Soup", he stood there stupidly.

"That white-haired old man on the branch of the tree holding a telescope right now is... holy shit! Jiraiya?"

Shuixiang was stunned. He never thought that he would meet a celebrity just after arriving in the Naruto world, the famous Jiraiya!The fourth generation and the prince’s master!

More importantly, Jiraiya is the author of "Intimate Heaven"!

After the confusion, Shui Xiang immediately felt excited, and even temporarily forgot about being hungry.

Regarding Jiraiya, Suixiang always had a pity attitude when watching anime in his previous life.

I always feel that Jiraiya's death was unjust and was designed by the plot. Shui Xiang believed that Jiraiya's strength was very likely to defeat Pain.

Why do you say that?

First of all, when Uchiha Itachi and Kisame saw Jiraiya, the cautious Uchiha Itachi directly chose to leave to avoid fighting, that is, not to fight with Jiraiya. Uchiha Itachi's strength and Kisame's strength were at least equal to each other. At the Kage level, two people against one, Uchiha Itachi chose to leave. Although Itachi may have left in order not to cause damage to Konoha, it cannot be denied that Jiraiya also has absolute strength.

[-]. In the Sannin encounter in the short story arcade, Jiraiya was drugged by Tsunade, resulting in the inability to use chakra. Even in the end of the battle, he was unable to use chakra at full strength. At that time, Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Naru The people still defeated Orochimaru and Yakushi Kabuto. Shuixiang believed that Jiraiya was the strongest among the Sannin of Konoha.

Finally, when fighting against Six Paths Pain, Jiraiya had two unfavorable factors at the time, which led to his death.

The first factor is that he does not know the situation of Pain at all. Even Nagato said: "If Jiraiya-sensei knew about Pain's situation, he would not be able to defeat Jiraiya." Without knowing the opponent's situation, failure is also a matter of circumstance. Excusable.

The second factor is that in order to steal information, Jiraiya chose to fight directly instead of escaping. This is a very dangerous decision. If you attack rashly without knowing the details of the enemy, you will definitely face various crises.

In the end, the plot arranged that although Jiraiya obtained the information, he also paid the price with his life, although Shuixiang felt that the information was of little use.

But what is certain is that if Jiraiya had been given more time, there was no telling who would win in the battle between him and Pain.

It's a pity that such a corrupt character died because of the needs of the plot. . .

Shuixiang was so lost in thought about this that he didn't even know that Jiraiya had walked beside him.

And how could Jiraiya discover Shuixiang?

It's very simple, because Jiraiya is a ninja, and it would be weird not to notice him after being stared at by Suixiang for a long time.

But when Jiraiya saw Shuixiang, his first reaction was not "Who is he", but "Is he an orphan..."

Without using any ninjutsu, Jiraiya jumped down from the tree and walked towards Shuixiang.

"Hey! Why do you keep staring at me!"

Suddenly hearing such words, Shui Xiang suddenly came back to his senses and found that Jiraiya, who was still in the tree just now, was now in front of him.

Don't miss this opportunity!Never come back!

Shuixiang rushed over, hugged Jiraiya's thigh and said, "Master! Is there still a pendant missing on your leg?"

"Eh...Eh???"