Naruto's Strongest Ice Escape

When Suixiang watched anime in his previous life, he only knew that Tsunade was a prodigal old lady who loved gambling, but he didn't have a straightforward concept.

But now he truly realized how wasteful Tsunade really was. . .Let's put it this way, if it weren't for Tsunade's existence, Shuixiang would not only have a complete set of armors, but he could also buy a cheap jewelry set.

But since she met Tsunade three years ago, she has "borrowed" at least one billion taels from him!

One billion in three years!Tsunade just complained about him being stingy all day long. . .

Shuixiang has been afraid to eat and drink in the past few years, just to save more money to buy equipment and support this old prodigal woman in front of him!

Not to mention how much Shuixiang wanted to cry now, when Tsunade heard him call her "old gambler", she immediately became unhappy and punched Shuixiang's desk.

And Tsunade also knew that this desk was very valuable, so she controlled her strength well and did not smash it, but only made a hole. . .

"You brat! If you say I'm a gambler, I admit it! But am I old? If you want to die, just tell me and I will definitely satisfy you!"

Looking at his desk with distress, Shuixiang really didn't know how Jiraiya could like this violent woman with many bad habits in front of him?

There are no advantages at all except having bigger breasts!

but. . .This advantage alone seems to be enough. . .

Shaking his head, Shuixiang tried hard to get rid of these messy thoughts, then looked at Tsunade and said helplessly: "Okay, okay! Tell me, what is Master Tsunade doing here this time? Don't follow I said I wanted to borrow money again."

After listening to Shuixiang's words, Tsunade didn't feel any embarrassment and sat on the chair. Then she looked at Shuixiang and said, "As expected of Jiraiya's apprentice, he is indeed very smart!"

"Hey! Does this have anything to do with being smart or not? Also! Do you think that if you praise me, I will lend you money again?"

Taking out her ears which were a little itchy due to Shuixiang's shock, Tsunade said nonchalantly: "Well~ don't be so stingy. Anyway, you have so much money, it doesn't matter if you lend me some!"

Tsunade's words drove Shui Xiang crazy. He involuntarily put the word "well" on his forehead, and then said with twitching corners of his mouth: "Am I stingy? That's because you didn't pay back the money at all." All right!"

"I told you I would return it to you right away!"

"I heard this sentence three years ago now..."

"That's because I don't have any money now! I will pay you back if I have money!"

"I don't think you will ever have money in your life..."

Being complained like this by Shuixiang, Tsunade, who had a bad temper, became even worse. She slowly stood up, looked at Shuixiang with a threatening look and said: "There's so much nonsense! Just say it Can you borrow it or not?”

And Shuixiang was not afraid of Tsunade, so in the end he would only beat her up, but he could never lend her this money again!

So no matter how Tsunade threatens, Shuixiang only has two words: "I won't borrow it!"

"Believe it or not, I destroyed this place!"

"letter."

"..."

Seeing Shuixiang's expression of not being afraid of boiling water, Tsunade couldn't help it anymore, but just when she was about to explode, she suddenly laughed again as she didn't know what she thought of.

This smile made Shuixiang a little confused. Is this prodigal woman stupid?

However, at this moment, Tsunade looked at Shuixiang with a smile on her face and said, "You're not going to borrow it, are you? Okay! Shizune!"

After hearing Tsunade's summons, Shizune walked in from the door with an embarrassed look on her face. She felt so embarrassed by Tsunade-sama's shameless behavior, but she couldn't disobey Tsunade-sama's order, so she had no choice but to force herself. Scalp is on.

As soon as she entered the door, Shizune bowed to Shuixiang, and then said apologetically: "Xiang-kun, I'm really sorry."

"Eh? Sister Shizune, what do you mean?"

However, the answer was not Shizune's words, but a camera.

"Crack!"

After Shizune took a close-up of Shuixiang, she handed the camera to Tsunade, and Tsunade took it and looked at Shuixiang's photo carefully, and then said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to be quite photogenic, right?" ~"

Shuixiang, who was secretly photographed openly, still hasn't figured out what Tsunade is going to do, but he has always had a bad premonition in his heart, so he said to Tsunade anxiously: "Tsunade-sama, what are you going to do? "

"I'm not doing anything. I'm just thinking about how much this photo can be sold for. There's been a lot of talk about what the great writer and poet Shui Xiang looks like."

After listening to Tsunade's words, Shuixiang couldn't help but widen his eyes, and then swallowed hard. . .

Damn it!Tsunade was actually threatening him!

You must know that although the world already knows that Shuixiang is a child under ten years old, the world will never lack geniuses, so it does not dwell on this.

But more importantly, Shuixiang has never shown his face!So people only know his name but not his person!

It's not that Shuixiang doesn't want to show off, but that he doesn't dare!Why close it?In addition to being empty of food, this bastard read three books. . .In order to see the rest, readers sent razors and detonating charms that could not explode to the newspaper all day long. Shuixiang was so scared that he did not dare to go out for fear of being seen by others.

If Tsunade spreads this photo, those crazy readers might actually tie up Shuixiang. . .You must know that it is not just civilians who read his books!

Shui Xiang received the most terrifying letter, which contained neither a blade nor a detonating talisman.

But a letter from Itachi!

right!That's hot Uchiha Itachi! ! !

About two years ago, after Suixiang published the novel "Hell Transformation", Uchiha Itachi wrote to him.

The content of the letter was very simple, just a few words: "I like your work very much, please continue to work hard." Then came Itachi's signature.

Although I like the character Itachi very much, Shuixiang really doesn't dare to touch him!It won't take long for this great master to become a traitorous ninja. If you come into contact with him, just wait to be invited to tea!So Shuixiang didn't reply to him.

Sure enough, in the second year after receiving Itachi's letter, the Uchiha clan was wiped out. After hearing the news from Jiraiya, Shuixiang was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, because at that time Konoha had already begun After checking all the people who had come into contact with Itachi, he was secretly thankful that he didn't reply.

However, when he was closing the book this year, he received another letter, and it was not signed "Itachi", but "Suzaku"!

Damn it!Others don't know what Suzaku represents, doesn't Shuixiang know it yet?It's Uchiha Itachi's code name in Akatsuki!