Naruto's Strongest Ice Escape

Everyone knows that most of the settings of "Naruto" are based on Japan, and minors are not allowed to drink in Japan.

As early as 1925, Japan enacted the "Law on the Prohibition of Underage Drinking", which stipulates that minors under the age of 20 (anyone under the age of 20 in Japan is a minor) are not allowed to drink alcohol, and their parents or guardians We have the responsibility to stop underage children from drinking, and shops and restaurants are not allowed to provide alcohol to minors. In 2000, Japan added another penalty to this law: the sales staff or owners of stores and restaurants that sell alcohol to minors will be punished with a maximum penalty of 50 yen, and Japan’s exchange rate against China It was more than 1:16, so you can imagine how much the fine will be.

Japan is one of the countries in the world that has stricter prohibitions on underage drinking. In addition to taking the lead in the law, Japan has also put a lot of effort into publicity. Government departments, groups, and schools are all promoting the prohibition of underage drinking. Harm.In terms of punishment, if the school finds students drinking, they will be suspended or even expelled from school.There are vending machines on the streets of Japan, but it is not easy to buy beer and other alcoholic beverages.The same is true in stores. Store owners are often afraid of being punished for selling alcohol to minors. If the license is revoked for this reason, the store owner will feel that the gain outweighs the loss.

However, despite this kind of law, many minors also secretly drink under the influence of Japan's social and cultural environment. This kind of thing is unavoidable. After all, they have not been exposed to new things. Teenagers are always full of fantasies about it. Shuixiang, for example, was obsessed with the female body when he was an adolescent in his previous life. . .Well, cough!

The setting of the world of "Naruto" also follows Japanese legal settings. In this world, minors are strictly prohibited from drinking. Even if a business is found selling alcohol to minors, then who is the owner of that store? To bear a very severe punishment.

But it seems that Jiraiya and Tsunade didn't care about this. They took Suixiang to drink with him when he was seven or eight years old, as if the rules of this world had no impact on them, and Shuixiang was even less affected. In his previous life, as a northern man, and there were no relevant regulations in China, he had been "soaked" in a wine vat by his grandfather since he was a child. Not to mention his ability to drink, he at least liked wine very much.

It's a bit far. Shuixiang's height and appearance are still very confusing. The boss doesn't treat him as a child, and Shuixiang has Jiraiya by his side. If Shuixiang is a minor, then this The uncle would definitely stop him, so the shop owner sold the wine to them without any doubts.

It is a very happy thing to soak in a hot spring and have a drink after practicing. This is also the routine of Shuixiang and Jiraiya. They have been used to it for so many years, but today Jiraiya seems not to be in the state, but has a troubled look on his face. He looked like he was not even interested in the wine in the glass.

Seeing this, Shuixiang couldn't help but asked in confusion: "What's wrong, Mr. Jiraiya? Are you worried about anything? I haven't seen you with such an expression for a long time."

The last time, Jiraiya confessed to Tsunade in a vague way, while Tsunade pretended not to understand.

After hearing Shuixiang's words, the confusion on Jiraiya's face did not disappear much. After hesitating for a while, he turned his head and looked at Shuixiang seriously and said: "Although I know you will lie to me, I still can't bear it. I want to know, how did you know today that I would take Naruto to that cliff, and... Similar things have happened many times before, although I know Xiang, you are not an ordinary person, but this This kind of thing is really incredible.”

After hearing Jiraiya's words, although there was no change in Shuixiang's face, his heart was extremely tangled. If possible, he really didn't want to deceive Jiraiya, but. . .There is no way around it.

He couldn't let others know the truth about the time traveler and Goldfinger because he was afraid. . .He is afraid that this world that is not easy to integrate into will abandon him again. After all, he is just an outsider.

Gritting his teeth, Shuixiang looked at Jiraiya who had a serious look on his face. The entanglement in his heart was self-evident. After a short while, after a very intense ideological struggle, he finally said slowly: "Okay. , Jiraiya-sensei, that is my ability... Under certain circumstances, I can see certain fragments of the future, well... That's it."

In the end, Shui Xiang chose to lie. He did not have the courage to tell Jiraiya the truth. Although he knew that Jiraiya would definitely help him keep the secret, he was still afraid. . .Afraid that Jiraiya would distance himself from him.Even if the probability is small, it cannot be smaller.

And Jiraiya really knew Shuixiang so well that he could tell from some of his subtle expressions that he was lying, but he didn't reveal it. He just sighed deeply and said, "That's it... um." ! Hahaha! I didn’t expect that my disciple would have such a heaven-defying ability, tsk tsk! The safety of the teacher will be left to you. You have to tell me a fortune before going out to see if there is any danger or anything like that! Hahaha..."

Shuixiang never thought that he could deceive Jiraiya, but after hearing what he said haha, he couldn't help but feel sour in his heart. He felt guilty and moved at the same time. His eyes were a little bitter, after two lifetimes of water. Xiangcai understands even more how precious this feeling is.

However, it was precisely because he had experienced two lives that he kept his tears from falling. He sniffed, and then Shuixiang also showed a arrogant attitude, and then looked at Jiraiya and said: "Humph! When I am a fortune teller! But if you want to tell your fortune, I can! But your little treasury must be open to me."

Jiraiya has a small treasury, and he didn't lend all the money to Tsunade. Plus the dividends Shuixiang gave him over the years, the savings in his savings can really be used to play snake. In the original work, Uzumaki Naruto was frightened to death after seeing Jiraiya's bankbook, and that time was also the closest Uzumaki Naruto came to death. . .

"What! I'm your teacher! Please help me see what's wrong!"

"I want to use my power to see the future! Do you know how many years of my life it will take to see it once!"

"Then you still have time to watch what I'm going to do to Naruto?"

"Hmph! I'm just curious! Can't you?"

"you win..."

Although the atmosphere was a little depressed at first because of Shuixiang's concealment, later with Jiraiya's mediation, the atmosphere returned to that joyful feeling. The master and the apprentice drank wine noisily and kept mixing. He kept talking and kept fooling around.

Although the fundamental problem has not been solved, it is not that important to Jiraiya. Who doesn't have a secret of his own?Since he doesn't want to say it, forget it. He is his disciple, so he can't run away from it, and he

It won't hurt yourself either.

So there is no need to worry about that anymore, just be the same as before. . .

After three rounds of drinking, Shui Xiang and Jiraiya said goodbye to the tavern owner and walked towards the hotel. When they returned home, Shiro had naturally fallen asleep. This time, the master and disciple did not talk as much in the living room as they did yesterday. Instead, they looked at each other and quietly returned to their bedroom, as if they were afraid of disturbing Bai Xixi.

Jiraiya and Shuixiang were also tired. Not only had they been walking around all day, but they had also been drinking until so late, so they fell into a deep sleep as soon as they touched the pillows.

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Shuixiang and Jiraiya didn't have the habit of sleeping in, so they got up very early the next day, but Shiro got up earlier than them. Although they didn't know if they would have anything to go out today, they were still gentle. Made breakfast for them both.

As for Shiro's care, both Suixiang and Jiraiya felt quite at ease. Suixiang did it because he and Shiro probably wouldn't run away in the future, while Jiraiya did it because Shuixiang, ahem, he was so cheeky anyway. , at most I can just say thank you.

After breakfast, Jiraiya and Shuixiang came to the hospital to see Naruto. If nothing happened, they would proceed to the next stage of training, but they both knew that Uzumaki Naruto would not come out. Whatever happened, after all, apart from his abnormal physique, the reason why he fainted yesterday was just due to excessive chakra consumption, so there should be no problem now. (In the original work, Uzumaki Naruto was in a coma for three days and three nights. There is no need to worry about this. The training plot is finished today, and the Konoha collapse plan will start directly in the next chapter or the next chapter.)

But when they arrived at the hospital, they saw something interesting. Gaara the red panda might have been stimulated by the relationship between Akai and Xiao Li a few days ago. After enduring it for a few days, he finally couldn't stand it anymore, so He ran to the hospital and planned to kill Rock Lee for causing him pain, but was delayed for a while by Uzumaki Naruto and Shikamaru who woke up, and was finally stopped by Akai who rushed over, and he had no choice but to retreat.

This incident was considered a near miss, but it was an extraordinary thing for Uzumaki Naruto, because he saw his own shadow in Gailai. After all, they were both jinchuriki. Loneliness laid the foundation for his later friendship with the red panda.

But these have nothing to do with Shuixiang. After Gaara left, Shuixiang showed up, and Jiraiya went to the training place in advance because he didn't want to see Akai.

"Uncle...you are here..."

Uzumaki Naruto was obviously not in his best state. It seemed that Gaara's experience really touched him a lot.

After seeing him like this, Shui Xiang couldn't help but stepped forward and touched his head, but he didn't reply. Instead, he turned to look at Akai and said, "Xiao Li, does he have anything to do these days?"

Shuixiang almost forgot that he was still Locke Li's attending physician. He was just busy teaching Uzumaki Naruto recently, so he left all the work to the big guys in the medical class. However, there should be no problems, otherwise, then The big guys should come looking for him.

After hearing Shuixiang's words, Akai did not reply to him immediately. Instead, he bowed to Shuixiang first, and then said gratefully: "Thank you very much, Xiang. Li Hui is recovering well." , the monitor of the medical class said that if you follow your treatment method, although the recovery will be very slow, you will recover sooner or later. This is not only for Li, but also for me. It is a great kindness. I, Matkai, remember it in In my heart."

"Haha, you're welcome, well~ Since there's nothing else, that's fine. Well, Naruto and I still have some things to do, so I'll take him away first."

After saying this, Shuixiang seemed to suddenly think of something again. He turned his head and looked at Nara Shikamaru who said nothing and said: "Shikamaru, do you want to come together? I can teach you a very powerful ninjutsu. Oh~"

"Yada, this is very troublesome."

As expected, Nara Shikamaru's answer was also what Suixiang expected. The reason why he asked this was just because he didn't want to neglect Nara Shikamaru. After hearing his answer, Suixiang smiled and nodded, and then looked at Akai. He said to Nara Shikamaru: "Then we'll say goodbye. Goodbye Gai."

"By the way, there's Shikamaru too. We met in the qualifiers, um...Master Shikamaru~Retarded [-]~~~"

"..."

Although he didn't know what Suixiang was talking about, Nara Shikamaru still understood the word "mentally retarded", but he was too lazy to argue with Suixiang. After all, arguing with others is a very troublesome thing, so Shikamaru just sighed. Ready to leave in one breath.

At this moment, Metkai stopped him and asked, "Your name is Shikamaru, right?"

Hearing this, Nara Shikamaru turned around and said, "Yes, is there something wrong with Mr. Kai?"

"It's nothing, it's just that Xiang is a very powerful ninja. He just promised to teach you, why didn't you agree?"

"Oh...I've already said it, because it's very troublesome..."

"That's it..."

On the way to the training site, Uzumaki Naruto changed from his usual liveliness and became dull. Shuixiang, who knew the reason, did not enlighten him, but just introduced: "You have almost mastered the psychic technique. Continue. This is my teaching. By the way, the ninjutsu I am going to teach you is really a very powerful ninjutsu."

After hearing Shuixiang's words, Uzumaki Naruto seemed to be in much better condition, and asked curiously: "What ninjutsu is it? Is it really powerful?"

"Of course, I won't lie to you about this."

"Wow! That uncle! What's the name of this ninjutsu?"

"It's called the Rasengan."

"..."

After hearing the name of this ninjutsu, Uzumaki Naruto's interest immediately disappeared. After all, the name Rasengan was too frustrating.

We seem to have introduced the word "Maru" before, just like the Chinese "Gou Sheng" and "Cuihua". In Uzumaki Naruto's perception, if the name is so frustrating, then it is probably not that powerful. .

After all, the name of this ninjutsu is really too hasty.