Naruto's Strongest Ice Escape

If Jiraiya knew how Ebisu recognized him, he would definitely grab his collar and question loudly: "You can recognize me when I'm wearing clothes! Can you recognize me when I'm not wearing clothes?" Won’t you come out?”

Although this is somewhat true. . .Um. . .I feel a little guilty, but it’s true, you don’t recognize people when they take off their clothes?Stop it, you're not the kind of person who just takes off his pants and leaves.

But this matter is destined not to be known to Jiraiya. When Jiraiya saw Ebisu recognizing him, there was no introduction like in the original work, such as "I am Myobokuyama or something like that." , but smiled slightly and nodded to Ebisu as acknowledgment.

Seeing Jiraiya, Ebisu was really excited. In addition to this gentleman being a legendary figure, more importantly, Orochimaru, his other name, seemed to have some thoughts about Konoha recently. (There is no need to worry about this. Although Ebisu is only a special jounin, he is considered a backbone combat force in Konoha. After Yakushi Kabuto was discovered by Kakashi, the third generation of Hokage took the jounin and special jounin of Konoha. Shinobu gathered together and held a meeting, and the topic was about Orochimaru, so there was no need to dwell on the issue of his insufficient level.)

They all grew up listening to the legends of the Sannin, so facing Orochimaru, they really had no confidence at all. When they saw Jiraiya coming back, they thought it was because of Orochimaru's matter that he came back. , so the excitement in his heart is naturally conceivable.

He hurriedly saluted Jiraiya, and then Ebisu looked at Jiraiya excitedly and said, "Jiraiya-sama! You are finally back! Is it because of Orochimaru?"

Hearing this, Jiraiya shook his head, then took out a copy of "Intimate Paradise" and said to Ebisu: "I was just passing through Konoha to collect materials. Don't forget that I am a writer."

"What! Are you actually the author of this book?"

As soon as Naruto Uzumaki saw this book, he immediately remembered the way Kakashi held it all day long, so he couldn't help but look at Jiraiya in surprise and asked.

After hearing Uzumaki Naruto's words, Jiraiya also looked proud, and then said awkwardly: "So I am so famous? I didn't expect that even the children in Konoha would know about it."

"Only the devil knows! So you are a pervert author who writes such bad books!!! Erotic uncle!"

Don't mind why Uzumaki Naruto is so rude to people he meets for the first time, because he is so rude to everyone. . .

It's just that the title of "lecherous immortal" in his impression did not appear. Instead, it was called "lecherous uncle". This made Shuixiang a little disappointed. After all, it would be difficult to get into the drama when watching the conversation between master and apprentice like this!

However, Shuixiang was not disappointed. Jiraiya would not introduce himself to Ebisu, because after all, the other party knew him, but Uzumaki Naruto was different.

When Uzumaki Naruto said this, Jiraiya immediately frowned, then stamped his feet hard, and the clogs hit the floor with a "bang!" sound. Then he saw Jiraiya's very exaggerated self-introduction. Said: "I am not a lecherous uncle! Listen clearly!"

When Jiraiya said this, Shuixiang knew what he was going to say, so he couldn't help but interrupt in a low voice: "Since you asked the question sincerely~"

"I am!" Jiraiya.

"Then I will tell you with great mercy!" Shui Xiang.

"Miaomu Mountain!" Jiraiya.

"To prevent the world from being destroyed!" Shui Xiang.

"Toad spirit!" Jiraiya.

"To maintain world peace!" Shui Xiang.

"Master Xiansu!" Jiraiya said.

"Yellow that implements love and truth!" Shui Xiang.

"People call him Toad Sage!" Jiraiya.

"The cute and charming H author! He is Jiraiya! The white hole in the white hole will be waiting for him tomorrow!" Shuixiang.

"Please give me some advice!" Jiraiya.

"That's it! Meow~~~" Shuixiang.

After introducing himself, Jiraiya felt that the veins on his forehead were beating violently, and then he seemed to be unable to bear it anymore, and directly gave Shuixiang a loving iron fist, and then said loudly and dissatisfied: "Meow. Your sister! Can’t you just let me introduce myself in a serious way? Every time you interrupt me with this line! Also! I don’t even know what your line means!”

Although it hurt a little, Shuixiang still found the long-lost feeling, okay. . .Familiar taste, familiar recipe.

But Shuixiang has gotten used to it, but that doesn't mean Uzumaki Naruto will get used to it!You must know that Shuixiang is like a family member in his heart, but he was beaten like this by this lecherous uncle!Uzumaki Naruto's heart!

Um. . .It's quite refreshing. After all, Shuixiang, as an elder, always criticizes himself. Now that someone is curing him, not to mention how relieved he feels~~~

"boom!"

"Naruto, what are you laughing at? Are you laughing at me?"

Shuixiang looked at Uzumaki Naruto with an unkind expression. He couldn't afford to offend Jiraiya, but can I still afford to offend you?Dare to read the joke, this is looking for a hammer!

After suffering this "heavy blow", Uzumaki Naruto did not dare to resist, because he knew that if he resisted, he would still be hit with a hammer, so according to his many days of experience, he should change the topic at this time.

It has to be said that Uzumaki Naruto has found the essence of how to get along with Shuixiang, which is to divert his attention, so he rubbed the top of his head, tried his best to put on a smile and looked at Shuixiang and said: "Uncle! What kind of lecherous immortal is this called? Who are you? How dare he treat you like this!"

"Hahaha! Lustful Sento! As expected! Naruto, you will not let me down!"

He didn't answer Uzumaki Naruto's question immediately. Instead, he laughed loudly. Looking at him out of breath, it seemed that he was really amused.

only. . .Where's the punchline?

Is this person sick? (Ebisu’s thoughts, Uzumaki Naruto and Jiraiya still know that Suixiang is a very incomprehensible person)

After a while, Shuixiang finally regained his composure, then looked at Jiraiya with a teasing look on his face and said, "How is it~ My lustful immortal... Teacher? Are you satisfied with this title?" "

"What? Teacher?!" Uzumaki Naruto and Ebisu both looked shocked.

Why does Uzumaki Naruto call Uncle Shuixiang?Because Shuixiang said he was his father's junior brother, that means Shuixiang and his father are the same teacher, and the lustful immortal in front of him is very likely to be that master. In other words, if the other party agrees with him, That must be his relative!

For Ebisu, this surprise was mixed with disbelief. This boy is Lord Jiraiya's apprentice.

?

Stop it!How many years has this lord not had a disciple? He has never had one since the fourth generation, okay?No matter how amazing the genius is, they can't fall into this person's eyes, and how could this young man do it? . .

At this time, Ebisu also knew why Uzumaki Naruto called Uncle Mizuho. According to his seniority, there was really nothing wrong with him. . .

Not mentioning this, neither Jiraiya nor Suixiang paid attention to the surprise of the others (Uzumaki Naruto and Ebisu), but after hearing Suixiang's words, Jiraiya did not feel angry. If it was because If he was angry over such a trivial matter, he would have been driven to death by Shui Xiang in the past few years.

All of them smiled indifferently, then looked at Shui Xiang and said, "I'm very satisfied, I'm just horny, what's wrong?"

"Oh...sisters, did you hear it too? Although this old pervert is my teacher, you still have to be more careful about him!"

"what?"

After hearing Shuixiang's words, Jiraiya immediately felt a bad feeling, then turned around numbly, and then looked at the young ladies who were full of disgust and hurriedly explained: "Uh... haha Hehehe~ They were just joking with me just now, I am definitely not a serious person, um... I am definitely a serious person!"

Although Jiraiya was trying his best to explain, the young ladies did not listen. Instead, they all looked at Jiraiya with disgust and whispered: "I didn't expect Lord Jiraiya to be such a person. Fortunately, we just Still serving him like that.”

"Alas! There is no way. Who told him to be Lord Shuixiang's teacher?"

"What a pity. How could such an outstanding person like Mr. Shuixiang find such a teacher!"

"Seconded!"

"Add one extra!"

After hearing what the young ladies said, Jiraiya really didn't know how to explain it, so he could only turn around and look at Shuixiang with a dark face, but he did not educate him at this time. After all, he had a strong fan team. Right behind him, if he did anything to him, he would probably be doomed.

I have to say, Jiraiya is still very wise!

Shuixiang, who felt that he had regained a victory, felt so beautiful in his heart. He waved his hand and said boldly: "Let's go! Let's have barbecue! I'm treating you today, you can eat and drink as you like!"

"Wow!!! Thank you, Master Shuixiang!"

"We are so happy! We are so lucky to have an idol like Mr. Shuixiang!"

"Seconded!"

"Additional motion plus one..."

Envy, jealousy, and hatred are common thoughts among the other three men, and even Uzumaki Naruto is no exception. After all, no matter how young he is, he is still a male in terms of gender. As long as he is a male, there is no one who does not like to be surrounded by women.

Unless something is GAY!

When Shuixiang wanted to treat guests to dinner, he naturally would not leave Uzumaki Naruto and Ebisu behind, so he also invited them.

Uzumaki Naruto didn't have anything to do with it. Anyway, it wasn't once or twice that he had to eat with Suixiang. However, Ebisu was quite embarrassed. Although he refused at first, in the face of Suixiang's enthusiasm, he had no choice but to agree. Come down.

After all, there are so many young ladies here. . .

The place to treat guests was naturally the barbecue restaurant that Shuixiang "smashed". As soon as he arrived at the door, the sharp-eyed owner of the barbecue restaurant immediately noticed Shuixiang, so he ran over like a dog and said: "Sir Shuixiang Are you here? I haven’t seen you for a long time!"

Shuixiang naturally doesn't treat the owner of the barbecue restaurant the same way he did when they first met. After all, the other party's attitude is so low, and there are fans of his own, so he can't be too arrogant, so he replied with a smile: "Well, I had something to do a few days ago, so I didn't come over. Okay, let's not talk about it. I'm going to invite these lovely sisters to dinner today. Just come and watch. I think you can make arrangements."

"Don't worry! You will definitely not let Master Shuixiang down!"

"Well, then trouble you."

"What are you talking about? It is my honor to serve Master Shuixiang! Okay, you go to the private room first, and I will rush over soon."

"it is good."

The conversation between the two undoubtedly aroused everyone's surprise again. They also knew that the owner of this barbecue restaurant was famous for being stingy and having a bad attitude in Konoha. However, the meat in his store was very good, so the business was still there. Very hot.

But why is he so polite to Shuixiang?

Shui Xiang didn't explain everyone's doubts. After all, there was no need to explain.

However, Uzumaki Naruto got excited and explained to everyone what happened at that time, why he thought Shuixiang was a poor man, thought he was going to eat the Overlord meal and kicked him out, and finally slapped him in the face with cash. La!

Anyway, he told everyone the things he remembered, as for the things he didn't remember. . .Just pretend he never existed.

After hearing Uzumaki Naruto's explanation, all the ladies couldn't help but look at Shui Xiang with great excitement. The scene where he was slapped in the face was definitely very cool!What a man!Now I want to give him a monkey or something. . .

However, a few young ladies looked gloomy and then slipped out without anyone noticing.

Not mentioning these, after everyone was done, they started chatting and laughing again. Of course, these talking and laughing were only Shuixiang and the many young ladies. The others were a little embarrassed, after all, they couldn't get a word in.

In the end, perhaps because he couldn't bear it anymore, Uzumaki Naruto finally intervened and said: "That, that! I have something to do!"

Although Uzumaki Naruto's presence was not as high as that of Sui Xiang, he still attracted everyone's attention by speaking so loudly. Shui Xiang stopped talking, then looked at Uzumaki Naruto in confusion and said: "Huh? Naruto, what can I do for you? ?”

"That's it...that's why I want to become your teacher!"

This was not said to Shuixiang, but to Jiraiya.

After hearing his words, Jiraiya looked at Uzumaki Naruto in confusion and said, "Huh? Why do you want to worship me as your teacher?"

Jiraiya and Shuixiang are truly masters and disciples, even their tone of voice is so similar.

But this is not the point. The point is that when Uzumaki Naruto heard Jiraiya's words, he looked at everyone seriously and said: "I don't want to be his nephew anymore! I want to be his brother!!!"

These words are very erotic~ It fits the scenes in hot-blooded comics or novels.

only. . .When Shuixiang heard Uzumaki Naruto's words, he directly asked him: "Then if you become my brother, what will you call your father? Brother." Then what will you call your mother? Sister-in-law? Eh? Speaking of sister-in-law, I think of a saying that seems to be that there is nothing better than dumplings..."