Naruto's Strongest Ice Escape

Although Shuixiang and Jiraiya were on the easternmost island of the Kingdom of Water, it would probably take a whole day to reach the border of the Kingdom of Fire.

After all, the boat is not powerful. . .

And during this day, Jiraiya didn't teach Shuixiang anything. The two of them only quarreled. I don't know if these two people had any enmity in the previous life. They will never give up if they don't quarrel in this life.

But how could Jiraiya be more noisy than Sui Xiang?This guy is an elite in the world of brawling, so the end result is Shuixiang getting punched in the head.

If I can't say it, can't I still beat you?

It was precisely because of this incident that Jiraiya learned a saying from Shuixiang: Don't do it if you can!

You can imagine that when Jiraiya fought with others in the future, the enemy was about to say something, but Jiraiya rushed up and beat him up. After the beating, he said to the enemy with disdain: "There's so much nonsense, can you?" Don’t do it if you make a move!”

This picture should be very beautiful. . .And this kind of person should be the most restrained Uzumaki Naruto. The mouth escape is too powerful, so he cannot be given a chance to speak.

Closer to home, although Jiraiya has not taught Shuixiang anything yet, Shuixiang himself is not too anxious.

All he can think about now is how to make money. His strength must be spent on money, and normal cultivation of attribute (1) is enough.

But how to make money? . .

On the evening of the next day, Shuixiang and Jiraiya finally arrived at the border of the Land of Fire. However, Jiraiya did not take Shuixiang to continue on their way, but found a small hotel to stay.

According to Jiraiya, at their current speed, it would take at least a week to reach Konoha, so there was no rush.

The first thing Shuixiang did when he arrived at the hotel was to take a comfortable bath. Although he didn't have any mysophobia, he still felt uncomfortable being dirty.

But that's not the point. The point is that the way he looked before brought down his appearance too much.

After washing, Shuixiang looked at himself in the mirror with satisfaction. He had thick, medium-length black hair with slightly curled tips, which looked a bit like Lan Bo's hairstyle in "Tutor" when he grew up.

I don't know what the aesthetics of this world are like, but the handsome young lady he is now will definitely attract the love of many older sisters in his previous life.

However, everything about this body is good. The only thing that dissatisfied Shuixiang is the skin color.

It’s so white!She looks like a delicate little girl!

It seems that I have to go to the Kingdom of Thunder to live for a while. . .

After finishing washing in the house, Shuixiang went out to look for Jiraiya. However, after searching for a long time, he could not find this cheap master. Shuixiang was so scared that he thought Jiraiya had abandoned him.

Later, after being informed by the waiter, Shuixiang found out that Jiraiya had gone to the hot springs.

However, Jiraiya was soaking in the hot springs normally this time, not to collect materials. Most hotels in the Naruto world will have their own hot springs for guests to use, and Jiraiya is there now.

Jiraiya had been really tired these past two days, not only physically exhausted, but also mentally devastated.

Shuixiang is really a noisy guy. This is the first time for him to teach such a disciple, but he is tired and heartbroken. However, Jiraiya does not have any objection to Shuixiang. On the contrary, he still likes this little boy from the bottom of his heart. Apprentice's.

First of all, the prophecy of the Great Toad Sage made Jiraiya attach great importance to him, so he has decided to ensure Shuixiang's safety.

Take him with you at all times.

The second is Shuixiang's funny character. Jiraiya himself also has this kind of character, and he is very close to similar people instinctively. What's more, Shuixiang's great dream really made Jiraiya identify with him.

Three wives and four concubines are really tempting to men, aren't they?

I just don’t know how this guy can be so horny at such a young age. . .And the mature ones are scary.

Well~ But Jiraiya didn't think too much. The most indispensable thing in this world is genius. You must know that Uchiha Itachi was able to think from the perspective of a shadow when he was seven years old, and Suixiang was still far behind, just a little Just weird.

"Ah~ it's more comfortable to soak in a hot spring~"

Jiraiya opened his arms and leaned against the edge of the pool, but the happy expression on his face made people think of something obscene.

Maybe it's because Jiraiya himself looks very vulgar. . .

At this moment, the door outside the hot spring was suddenly opened, and the sound made Jiraiya look back subconsciously.

However, due to too much steam, Jiraiya could only see a vague figure, but even this was enough for him to determine who the person was.

Who else could it be but his cheap apprentice?

"Huh? Why did you come here? Didn't you wash up in the room?"

"Taking a bath and soaking in a hot spring are completely different things. Fortunately, you are still a novel author and you don't understand this bit of common sense. No wonder your previous books didn't become popular."

After hearing Shuixiang's ironic words, Jiraiya couldn't help but press his hand on his heart. That place was so painful.

This kid's poisonous tongue is definitely at the max level, and he doesn't care at all that he is his teacher.

Jiraiya, who was very depressed, opened his mouth to defend himself, but before he could speak, Shui Xiang's plain voice reached his ears again.

"Jiraiya-sensei, how is your novel going?"

Shuixiang walked into the hot spring as he said, imitating Jiraiya's posture and leaning on the edge of the pool. However, his body is still too small now, and his butt can't touch the bottom of the pool at all if he leans on it, so "萐利!" The sound of Shui Xiang was submerged by the water (mo).

"Gollum! Gollum!"

Looking at the blisters that kept popping up, Jiraiya picked up Shuixiang with black lines all over his head. This guy was really too funny.

Shui Xiang, who was fished out, was sitting on the pool and coughing non-stop. The sudden shock just now made him choke on a lot of water.

After a while, Shui Xiang felt a little more comfortable, but his face was a little red now, not because he was shy, but because it was too hot here.

This guy was so thick-skinned that he never knew what shyness was. Taking a deep breath, Shui Xiang continued to face Jiraiya: "Don't pay attention to the accident just now. Let's continue talking about the previous topic."

"..."

"How is the writing of Jiraiya-sensei's novel going?"

When it comes to novels, Jiraiya also showed a tangled expression. Just like Shuixiang said, none of the novels he wrote before became popular.

After suffering a lot of blows, he decided to let himself go and write this book "Intimate Paradise".

However, he still has no confidence in this novel!

Seeing Jiraiya's appearance, Shuixiang also knew his concerns, so he said slowly: "Teacher, I have an idea."