Hokage, I am Uzumaki Naruto
Chapter 356 Jiaodu: Money is my wife
Nagato responded lightly: "Yes. Since Naruto you have said so, then I will tell you."
"Three tails, right in front of us, in this small pond."
"I know."
Naruto chuckled.
As early as when he just came in, he had already sensed the breath of the three tails in the pond.
He was about to take out Sanwei, but before he could open his mouth, Lama Xiaojiu, who was on his shoulder, jumped off him first.
When he came to the pool, he shouted into the pool: "Tie Wangba, do you still want to be a turtle? Why don't you come out?"
While speaking, he seemed to feel the ridicule of the Nine Lamas.
In the pool, the originally calm water suddenly burst into bubbles.
Then Ming Zuo and the other three saw the shrunken Mio Isofu poking out half of his small head from the water.
Looking at the Nine Lamas in front of him, he cursed: "Smelly fox, it's you again, bringing your Renzhuli to show off in front of my uncle!"
"Humph!"
Jifu snorted coldly, and continued: "Anyway, I won't go out. You and your Jinzhuriki, it's better not to waste your time in vain!"
"Ha ha……"
Next to Naruto, it was the first time Sasuke saw such a proud Mitsuo.
Can't help but came to the pool, squatted down and said with a smile: "Little turtle, I didn't expect you to have a temper!"
"I just don't know, if we drain the water here, you little guy, will you still have a place to hide?"
"Shut up, I'm Master Sanwei Isofu, not some little turtle!"
Seeing that he was underestimated by a boy who looked only in his teens, Isofu immediately became angry.
On the other hand, Sasuke still had an expression of enlightenment and said, "Then, if it's not a turtle, is it bastard?"
While speaking, he deliberately showed a cheap expression.
Sanwei finally couldn't hold back any longer, and cursed, "How can you repair it, boy, you're too much of a bully!"
Seeing this, Sasuke said with a look of disdain: "Why, you can't help it? If that's the case, then I'll bully you!"
Saying that, Sasuke stood up, stretched out his hand to point at Isofu in the water and grabbed it in the air.
In just an instant, before Isofu could react, its entire body was already tightly pinched by Sasuke.
It is even more impossible to move.
Sasuke looked at the little thing in his hand, and said with a smile, "Why, aren't you crazy? How are you doing now? It's not just a little pet in my hand."
"you……"
Being ridiculed by Sasuke one after another.Isofu became even more angry.
Just when he wanted to refute, unexpectedly, the words came to his lips, but he couldn't say a word.
There is no way, just now, it suddenly felt that Sasuke's body was a terrifying force that it had never seen before.
It was also this force that prompted it to become obedient immediately.
In this way, seeing that Sanwei had already been obtained, the three of Naruto also planned not to stay any longer.
Several people went outside the cave to take a look, only to find that at some point, the already gloomy sky was completely dark at this moment.
Fortunately, there is the technique of flying thunder god, so it is only a short time from here to Yuyin Village.
Wait until the three of them return to Yuyin Village.
In the hall of the tower, it happened that Xiao organized everyone and was eating hot pot in the hall on the ground floor of the tower.
Seeing the three returning, Xiao Nan couldn't sit still by the fire.
Putting down the bowls and chopsticks, he stepped forward to look at Nagato and said happily: "Nagato, you are finally back."
"Well, I'm back." Looking at Xiaonan in front of him, Nagato also said with a gentle smile.
Then Xiao Nan looked at Ming Zuo and the two beside him with gentle eyes, and quickly asked them to sit down.
It just so happened that Mingzuo was hungry after a tiring day.
He simply followed the crowd and ate a steaming hot pot by the fire.
After a meal, clean up the leftovers.
A few people are idle again.
So in the crowd, Fei Duan suddenly suggested: "Well, it's so boring to stay here, why don't we all play mahjong! I heard that this is a simple yet exciting new gambling method!"
"This……"
Hearing Feiduan's words, Naruto couldn't help asking curiously: "Fidan, is it possible that you can also play mahjong?"
"of course!"
Before Fei Duan could speak, Jiao Du opened his mouth and said: "Speaking of which, why Fei Duan plays mahjong. It's not because of him. Every time Yihe and I go to the bounty office to exchange for rewards."
"As soon as the money is in hand, this guy will immediately get into the casino next to the bounty shop. It's not surprising that he can play mahjong after going back and forth like this."
"Really? Haha! Unexpectedly, Fei Duan, you are still a big gambler!"
Hearing this, Fei Duan blushed and said, "What's so unusual about this? You can't just say I'm okay. May I ask you all present, which one, apart from killing people, doesn't have any other hobbies?"
"This is also..."
Naruto thought about it, and it was true.
He couldn't help but looked at the crowd curiously and said, "Speaking of which, we've known each other for so long."
"I still don't know what hobbies you all have!"
"I'll come first."
Fei Duan said loudly: "Let's talk about me first, I like to gamble, this is something you all know."
"Then there is Jiaodu. This guy loves nothing but money. Especially when he turns over the money he just exchanged, counting one by one."
Kakuto: "You know a fart. That's because I have already realized it."
"Epiphany?" Sasuke asked curiously, looking at Kakuzu who was wearing a mask in front of him.
Jiao Du said with a righteous expression on his face: "The so-called epiphany means that I have lived for so long and I have already understood it."
"In this world, whether relatives or friends, there will be a day when you leave yourself. There is only one thing, no matter what you become, it will always be with you."
"That's money!"
"In this world, although money is not everything, but without money, it is absolutely impossible!"
"Ah this..."
Regarding Kakuzu's perception, everyone was speechless, and at the same time, they all laughed at the same time.
Among the crowd, only Sasuke, who had no idea about money, complained, "Kakuto, if you look like you, I'm afraid you treat money like your own wife."
However, what Kakuzu said next left Sasuke completely speechless.
What he said just now was just a joke.
Unexpectedly, Jiaodu spoke seriously: "I know, everyone in the organization says I'm a money addict."
"That's right, I'm a money fan!"
"Because, to an immortal person like me, money is a wife who can accompany me forever."
This……
Well, Sasuke admitted, he was convinced.
Jiaodu's answer is really awesome.
And Naruto at the side also had to admit it in his heart after hearing Kakuko's explanation.
Indeed, what Jiaodu said, although it sounds outrageous.
But only those who have experienced it will understand that his words are not just outrageous.
The opposite really makes sense.
"Three tails, right in front of us, in this small pond."
"I know."
Naruto chuckled.
As early as when he just came in, he had already sensed the breath of the three tails in the pond.
He was about to take out Sanwei, but before he could open his mouth, Lama Xiaojiu, who was on his shoulder, jumped off him first.
When he came to the pool, he shouted into the pool: "Tie Wangba, do you still want to be a turtle? Why don't you come out?"
While speaking, he seemed to feel the ridicule of the Nine Lamas.
In the pool, the originally calm water suddenly burst into bubbles.
Then Ming Zuo and the other three saw the shrunken Mio Isofu poking out half of his small head from the water.
Looking at the Nine Lamas in front of him, he cursed: "Smelly fox, it's you again, bringing your Renzhuli to show off in front of my uncle!"
"Humph!"
Jifu snorted coldly, and continued: "Anyway, I won't go out. You and your Jinzhuriki, it's better not to waste your time in vain!"
"Ha ha……"
Next to Naruto, it was the first time Sasuke saw such a proud Mitsuo.
Can't help but came to the pool, squatted down and said with a smile: "Little turtle, I didn't expect you to have a temper!"
"I just don't know, if we drain the water here, you little guy, will you still have a place to hide?"
"Shut up, I'm Master Sanwei Isofu, not some little turtle!"
Seeing that he was underestimated by a boy who looked only in his teens, Isofu immediately became angry.
On the other hand, Sasuke still had an expression of enlightenment and said, "Then, if it's not a turtle, is it bastard?"
While speaking, he deliberately showed a cheap expression.
Sanwei finally couldn't hold back any longer, and cursed, "How can you repair it, boy, you're too much of a bully!"
Seeing this, Sasuke said with a look of disdain: "Why, you can't help it? If that's the case, then I'll bully you!"
Saying that, Sasuke stood up, stretched out his hand to point at Isofu in the water and grabbed it in the air.
In just an instant, before Isofu could react, its entire body was already tightly pinched by Sasuke.
It is even more impossible to move.
Sasuke looked at the little thing in his hand, and said with a smile, "Why, aren't you crazy? How are you doing now? It's not just a little pet in my hand."
"you……"
Being ridiculed by Sasuke one after another.Isofu became even more angry.
Just when he wanted to refute, unexpectedly, the words came to his lips, but he couldn't say a word.
There is no way, just now, it suddenly felt that Sasuke's body was a terrifying force that it had never seen before.
It was also this force that prompted it to become obedient immediately.
In this way, seeing that Sanwei had already been obtained, the three of Naruto also planned not to stay any longer.
Several people went outside the cave to take a look, only to find that at some point, the already gloomy sky was completely dark at this moment.
Fortunately, there is the technique of flying thunder god, so it is only a short time from here to Yuyin Village.
Wait until the three of them return to Yuyin Village.
In the hall of the tower, it happened that Xiao organized everyone and was eating hot pot in the hall on the ground floor of the tower.
Seeing the three returning, Xiao Nan couldn't sit still by the fire.
Putting down the bowls and chopsticks, he stepped forward to look at Nagato and said happily: "Nagato, you are finally back."
"Well, I'm back." Looking at Xiaonan in front of him, Nagato also said with a gentle smile.
Then Xiao Nan looked at Ming Zuo and the two beside him with gentle eyes, and quickly asked them to sit down.
It just so happened that Mingzuo was hungry after a tiring day.
He simply followed the crowd and ate a steaming hot pot by the fire.
After a meal, clean up the leftovers.
A few people are idle again.
So in the crowd, Fei Duan suddenly suggested: "Well, it's so boring to stay here, why don't we all play mahjong! I heard that this is a simple yet exciting new gambling method!"
"This……"
Hearing Feiduan's words, Naruto couldn't help asking curiously: "Fidan, is it possible that you can also play mahjong?"
"of course!"
Before Fei Duan could speak, Jiao Du opened his mouth and said: "Speaking of which, why Fei Duan plays mahjong. It's not because of him. Every time Yihe and I go to the bounty office to exchange for rewards."
"As soon as the money is in hand, this guy will immediately get into the casino next to the bounty shop. It's not surprising that he can play mahjong after going back and forth like this."
"Really? Haha! Unexpectedly, Fei Duan, you are still a big gambler!"
Hearing this, Fei Duan blushed and said, "What's so unusual about this? You can't just say I'm okay. May I ask you all present, which one, apart from killing people, doesn't have any other hobbies?"
"This is also..."
Naruto thought about it, and it was true.
He couldn't help but looked at the crowd curiously and said, "Speaking of which, we've known each other for so long."
"I still don't know what hobbies you all have!"
"I'll come first."
Fei Duan said loudly: "Let's talk about me first, I like to gamble, this is something you all know."
"Then there is Jiaodu. This guy loves nothing but money. Especially when he turns over the money he just exchanged, counting one by one."
Kakuto: "You know a fart. That's because I have already realized it."
"Epiphany?" Sasuke asked curiously, looking at Kakuzu who was wearing a mask in front of him.
Jiao Du said with a righteous expression on his face: "The so-called epiphany means that I have lived for so long and I have already understood it."
"In this world, whether relatives or friends, there will be a day when you leave yourself. There is only one thing, no matter what you become, it will always be with you."
"That's money!"
"In this world, although money is not everything, but without money, it is absolutely impossible!"
"Ah this..."
Regarding Kakuzu's perception, everyone was speechless, and at the same time, they all laughed at the same time.
Among the crowd, only Sasuke, who had no idea about money, complained, "Kakuto, if you look like you, I'm afraid you treat money like your own wife."
However, what Kakuzu said next left Sasuke completely speechless.
What he said just now was just a joke.
Unexpectedly, Jiaodu spoke seriously: "I know, everyone in the organization says I'm a money addict."
"That's right, I'm a money fan!"
"Because, to an immortal person like me, money is a wife who can accompany me forever."
This……
Well, Sasuke admitted, he was convinced.
Jiaodu's answer is really awesome.
And Naruto at the side also had to admit it in his heart after hearing Kakuko's explanation.
Indeed, what Jiaodu said, although it sounds outrageous.
But only those who have experienced it will understand that his words are not just outrageous.
The opposite really makes sense.
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