[One Piece] It’s okay if the sea is so far away that it can’t sail

If the Chinese language test question is "I don't know how high the sky is," Bo Lun will definitely get an excellent result. She can now play the role of "I don't know how high the sky is" to the fullest.

Relying on nearly fifty years of experience in her two lifetimes, Bo Lun ventured directly into the Red Continent, because based on her experience, it would not rain in the near future - the sky was clear and cloudless, and the weather was unparalleled.

Now she is sitting in the middle of class A, entangled with the water splashing in. To be honest, she knows in her heart that she cannot be like a non-human substance, but she still can't help but cheer: "What kind of rebellious weather is this!" Poe is really thankful when there is a thunderstorm.

Bo Lun had to admire her superb wind control and boat control skills and the 200 million yuan she spent to make her boat perform so well that it could turn left and right after sudden braking without breaking the steering wheel. She made her decision. , if this ship survives, it must be called the Titanic.

Now that the matter has come to this, we can only treat the dead horse as a living horse doctor. If we use enough power, we may be able to save both the people and the ship. Therefore, Bo Lun chose water vapor propulsion, because she can do it with a little thunder to evaporate the sea water.

She has always been a person who does whatever she thinks of, so... the whole back of the ship was emitting black smoke, and from a distance it looked like it was about to explode. Not to mention, she really took care of things, even though it was a small I bumped into the railing a few times, but soon I reached the top of the red earth continent. I finished working upstream and it was time to go downstream.

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It took one minute to go downhill and two hours to go uphill. It almost made Bo Lun laugh. She just fell straight down. If she hadn't reacted quickly enough and knew how to use the wind to slow down the speed, maybe the boat behind would have splashed on Bo Lun. Lun splashed with water.

At this time, the image of Bo Lun cannot be said to have nothing to do with Reservoir Dogs, at least they are exactly the same. He is lying on the deck helplessly. His only thought is that he will never use this unlucky thing to run pictures again... It's so exciting!

Needless to say, she now urgently needs to fall into the arms of Mother Earth to soothe her injured heart. Bo Lun breathed a sigh of relief, struggled to get up and continued to control the rudder. While operating, he sang to encourage himself: "Binx's Erguotou is as good as Gong Yuye." Wine makes you wander in dreams, fly high and far away, and everyone who drinks it gets drunk..."

"Hey, is this a song? What kind of nonsense are you singing?" A somewhat arrogant voice came. Bo Lun looked over and saw a group of pirates. There were several shining big characters on the flag: "Super." Money Pirates".

Normally, Bo Lun would have laughed at them in two sentences, but now he was really in no mood, so he weakly let go of the helm and waved.

"Drive, drive, don't take the lead, I'm not in the mood for a fight."

As a result, this group of top pirates ignored her at all. A creature that seemed to be the captain kicked the boy next to him and said wildly: "Go and tell her why we are so rich."

Oops, I'm so annoyed. I won't listen to the bastard chanting sutras. Bo Lun's head is buzzing, and he covers his ears with his hands and thinks crazily. But it's obvious that he still goes his own way, and he sees that little brother also laughing wildly.

"We stopped here specifically to rob the pirates who had just crossed over to the Red Earth Continent. They must have spent a lot of energy just coming over, so we took the opportunity to attack and make a lot of money from them!"

Covering your ears doesn't mean you can't hear the sound. After Bai Lun was forced to listen to the other party's road to wealth, he put his hands down again. It can be said that it shocked my mother for a whole year...

She looked at the younger brother who was speaking with complicated eyes, and then looked at the other pirates who were yelling excitedly after the younger brother finished speaking...

Is it because she is old and has not been exposed to these trendy things? Or is the feng shui bad here? Or maybe she didn't read the almanac when she went out?

The emperor is above and the earth is below. She has never done anything harmful to heaven and earth, but what kind of things have she encountered along the way! ? It’s okay to meet only fools in the world. Why did they get off to a good start as soon as they arrived at the Grand Line?

Obviously in her perception, starting a business by robbery should be a humiliating thing, but how could she still hear an unprecedented sense of pride in their mouths?

Perhaps because he was too shocked, Bo Lun was stunned for five minutes. Perhaps he was mistaken for being scared. Captain Nei started to laugh again: "Don't be too scared. If you can give a suitable price, we can still make peace." fixed."

Under normal circumstances, Bo Lun would directly use force to deal with something that made her unhappy, but because the stamina was too great, she had no desire to swing her sword.

And as an out-and-out northerner both before and after she became a god, her ability to go from being a landlubber to being able to swim in this world has reached her limit. She has never been on a boat that was exciting for such a long time. She is now I felt like vomiting, so I just lay down on the ground again.

It was a little more comfortable, but the consequence was that it directly pleased the super-rich pirate group. Captain Nei was even more eloquent: "We have seen your bounty, Abner D. Burren, and your bounty is indeed very high among newcomers. , we don’t want your life either, leave the money blabla..."

Bo Lun: I really want to stop Q. I still want money

Feeling the thunder condensed on his fingertips, Bo Lun rubbed his hands little by little to the side of the boat and put his fingers into the sea water. He added a little wind. The wind blew some gas to the other side. Feeling that the time was almost up, he retracted his hand and took out his pocket to get a match. , but the captain on the other side had a brain ache and had to light a cigarette, and then...

"Boom bomb!" boom!

The explosion was very complete and the sound was very loud. Bo Lun jumped up immediately when he heard the explosion. He endured the discomfort and operated the ship at full speed. Finally, he no longer had to listen to his beeping.

Unexpectedly, they have such tenacious vitality that they still have the strength to continue the fatigue bombardment: "You...are you a fruit ability user?"

Boren: I’m so beep-beep-

She thinks that she is not yet fully capable of scolding people in this world. Judging from the current situation, this honor is obviously taken by the ultra-rich pirate group.

"I'll go to your star for a peaceful settlement. I'll settle it with you through a nuclear settlement. How about it? If it's enough, I'll continue to bomb it!"

"Also, I'm really speechless. Fruit power users, fruit power users, what else can you say besides this? Ah? Happy people!"

"You don't even know that electrolyzing water will produce hydrogen gas, and that hydrogen gas and air will explode when exposed to an open flame. You even lit up a cigarette yourself to help me. Read more books, you illiterate!"

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Bo Lun almost flew away from this group of impoverished big losers who were angry with both men and gods. After the boat docked at the shore of an unknown island, Bo Lun didn't even have the strength to go ashore. This red earth continent is really not a human being...

Before leaving, I seemed to have seen a huge whale. It must have been a hallucination. Bo Lun shook her head coldly. Just now, she should have asked those nine fish to reimburse her for her mental losses, but she was already hallucinating from exhaustion.

Crawling to the hotel closest to her on the shore, when lying on the bed, the last thought in Bo Lun's mind was that she had experienced the great nine years of compulsory education and would never scold the teacher again. Good luck to you, teacher...