I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

In a certain alley of Platycodon City, Ebisu pretended to be a frightened Konoha genin, attracting passing Sunagakure ninjas to break in.

"I love you walking in a dark alley alone..."

With Hinata's vision, Maruboshi Kosuke's sharp swordsmanship, and Uro's ghostly sneak attack technique.

"I love the way you don't kneel..."

The reckless Sunagakure ninjas were constantly being harvested, kneeling one by one in the alley.

"I love you and have endured despair and refused to cry..."

"It's too easy. Killing people is easier than fishing for us." Yuluo easily commanded the fat raccoon to touch the corpse. The Sunagakure forehead protector is a good thing that can be exchanged for merit.

"What a fool, it's your turn to pretend to be a coward this time!" Ebisu said unconvinced.

"This won't work. I'm not as good at acting as you. After all, I'm acting in my true colors..." Yu Luo burst into laughter.

"Go away!"

"Stop talking nonsense, go out and lay the bait quickly, collect 100 heads, and we will give the teacher a meritorious service for being promoted to Chuunin." Yuluo chuckled.

"I don't need the title of genin that has been raised for ten thousand years." Maruhoshi Kosuke shook his head.

At this moment, the voice of the command suddenly came from the mind: [All ninjas below Konoha will immediately abandon their current mission and go to area A9! 】

【001931, 002689, 002245...】

This is full-channel coverage of the spiritual power of the Yamanaka clan, so a semi-encrypted message is used. Even if Sunagakure hears it, he will not know what happened.

"These are all Jonin numbers..." Maruhoshi Kosuke frowned slightly.

"Teacher can actually recite other people's numbers?" Yu Luo was horrified.

"The ninja number starts from 000001, the first generation. Everyone who becomes a ninja will be ranked in sequence. Around number [-] is Orochimaru's generation. Most people have become independent jounin." Maruhoshi Kosuke explained.

"So what happened?" Ebisu asked.

"Area A9...should be the area south of the city. Xia, take a look."

Hinata Xia immediately shifted her gaze to the southern area of ​​the city, slightly horrified: "It's a red-armored warrior, he killed many people!!!"

"Nani! Is that kind of thing from thousands of years ago still so capable of killing?" Yu Luo's eyes widened. He thought someone tall would hold up the sky when it fell, but why couldn't even a warrior stop it?

"What do you mean, you know this thing?" Ebisu asked in horror.

Yu Luo took out a rusty samurai blade tip from his ninja tool bag and told him what he and Hinata Natsu saw at the Black City Altar.

"Oh my god, if you still carry this kind of thing with you, he will definitely come to you for the tip! Throw it away quickly!" Ebisu shouted in horror.

"Here." Yuluo threw the tip of the blade into Ebisu's arms.

"Ahhhhh, you're going to die!" Ebisu screamed like a woman seeing a mouse, and waved his hand to knock the tip of the blade away.

Unfortunately, the tip of the blade flew away and fell into a pool of blood formed by the corpses of the Sunagakure ninjas they killed...

The tip of the rusty iron blade emitted a strange red light and floated slowly.

The Shura armor warrior in the distance seemed to sense something, his eyes turned red, and he looked this way.

"He's coming here! He's so fast!" Hinata Xia exclaimed.

"Nani!" Yu Luo picked up the rusty tip of the blade.

"Throw it away quickly! What are you doing!" Ebisu shouted.

"I'll throw a hammer!" Yu Luo looked left and right, found a stone, put the tip of the blade on it and smashed it.

"Looking for the tip of the blade, right? I smashed the tip of the blade into pieces, ground it into powder, threw half a tael into the wind, sprinkled half a tael into the well, fed half a tael to the mice, half a tael to the eagles, and half a tael to the sharks. You won't be able to do it for the rest of your life. Want to find it!”

With that said, he summoned a group of old rats and let them run around holding the remains of their blades.

"You... are so vicious..." Yu Luo's move made several people look stupid.

"No, this is called wit." Yu Luo pushed up his glasses on the bridge of his nose.

"But...he is still running here..." Hinata Xia hesitated.

"Nani?" Yu Luo's eyes widened instantly.

"Stop...stopped, there are so many Jonin!" Hinata Xia breathed a sigh of relief.

"where."

"On the next street."

"Teacher! Go and have a look." Yu Luo looked at Maruboshi Kosuke.

"Yeah." Maruhoshi Kosuke was also very puzzled, what kind of samurai could make so many Konoha elites fall into the dust.

"Ah, why are you so brave? If someone wants to find you, you still come to their door!" Ebisu stood there and refused to go.

"Let's go, let's believe in yourself. You can be the protagonist of Daboruto!" Yuluo grabbed Ebisu and ran away.

……

On the streets south of the city, there was a bloody battle.

Dozens of Konoha ninjas were besieging a Shura armor warrior wrapped in thick blood mist, while Yu Luoban was lying on the wall and peeping from a distance.

"Xia Jiang, can you see who is inside?" Yu Luo asked.

"It's very vague... very thick dark chakra, but it must be a living person." Hinata Xia said with certainty.

"Could it be that...the few Sunagakure ninjas we kicked down when we crawled out of the black city are not dead?" Ebisu thought immediately.

"Don't care who it is...it's very fierce anyway!" Yu Luo swallowed.

Several jounin and more than a dozen chuunin blasted away the ninjutsu, but the red-armored samurai easily dodged it. He was as fast as a red ghost. While dodging all the attacks, he used his sharp sword skills. In an instant, the protective vests of several chuunin were cut open. Although they could not be killed directly due to the interference of the jounin, they also left a large blood mark on their bodies.

The Shura warrior could actually use ninjutsu. He held a sword in one hand and formed a seal with the other. A mouthful of blood mist turned into red wind blades that filled the sky and scattered towards the people around him, leaving many scars on them.

Yuluo's heart trembled. The ancient evil cult that created the Shura warrior must be closely related to Hidan. This Shura warrior seemed to be deliberately causing wounds...

Thinking of the corpses of the logistics troops that were brought back before...

But this time the reminder is useless.

At this time, the Konoha Jonin were organizing another attack. This time they were going to form a barrier formation to restrict the movement of the Shura warriors.

However, before the barrier formation was formed, the Shura warrior took the lead and pierced the ground with his knife. The blood from the tip of the knife automatically condensed into an inverted triangle formation on the ground. Suddenly, the night sky was shrouded in clouds all day long, and a large amount of blood mist spread out from the formation.

The moment the formation was formed, the shallow wounds on the Konoha ninjas began to ooze blood, forming a red blood chain floating around the armored warriors.

[Spell·Dead Si based on blood]

"What! He's sucking our blood!" The injured ninja covered his wound in horror, but there was nothing he could do to stop this from happening.

"Drive him out of the formation!! The formation at his feet!" Yu Luo couldn't care so much anymore and jumped out of the wall and shouted.

"Everyone push him out!!" Although he didn't know who was reminding him, a jounin immediately understood the weakness of this technique.

A pig, deer, butterfly and iron triangle team immediately used their special skills. A Nara ninja used the shadow imitation technique. Shadow seams spread from the shadows to control the Shura warrior's legs. The mountain ninja used the heart turning technique to solidify his spirit. An Akimichi ninja turned into a clay ball and hit him directly.

The impeccable Pig Deer Butterfly combo, but something unexpected happened. The moment the mind of the mountain ninja invaded the Shura warrior, he felt countless memories filled with crazy killings fed back into his brain. For a moment, he covered his head in horror. trembling.

Just like this, the Akimichi tribe's dump truck failed to hit the Shura warrior. Instead, he took the opportunity to form the Earth Escape Seal. Dozens of thick bloody spears stabbed out of the ground, directly turning the Akimichi ninja into a hedgehog. .

The other taijutsu jounin gritted their teeth and directly chose to fight him with close-quarters swordsmanship, at least to force him out of the spell formation at his feet!

However, in a circular formation with a radius of one meter, the Shura warrior could fight against five Konoha jounin alone without any loss. He moved steadily in the formation without any signs of panic, even if someone thrust the sword into his at a tricky angle. There was a gap in the armor, and the Shura warrior didn't feel any pain at all. He held the blade and slashed the opponent's arm with a swing, and kicked him out of the formation.

The blood of the Death Division is still activated steadily. As long as the Konoha ninja is injured within the range, the blood will be sucked away by the Shura warriors. At this time, they have lost 800cc of blood and their faces are pale and their steps are sluggish. As long as they continue to If this continues for 10 minutes, they will fall in this barren land forever.

Kosuke Maruhoshi stood up. Although he was not sure, he could not just watch his companions die.

Ebisu and Hinata Natsu tried their best to hold the teacher back and refused to let him die.

A Konoha ninja formed the earth escape seal and tried to break the curse formation under the Shura warrior's feet. However, the ground had just opened a small crack, and was flattened by the Shura warrior after forming the seal.

This actually gave Yuluo an inspiration to write poetry, and he threw out the Yaqi blade that was parasitic with the goddess Inari.

"I saw a crack in the ground,

If it is covered with mud, it will disappear.

If it were not broken apart,

Who knew there was a crack here. "

Divine Law·The God of the Earth Splits!

As if the supreme god swung an invisible axe, a huge crack directly tore Platycodon City in half, opening a bottomless abyss spanning dozens of meters...

Of course, this is just a fantasy that Yuluo thinks.

The real situation is that a small ditch of only half a meter has opened, which can barely separate the evil god's magic circle into two halves.

"Jinjin, you are too stingy! Let me embarrass you! Split the Mariana Trench and come out!" Yu Luo roared.

"Dah, Dah, if you are not a master, you don't know how valuable your divine power is. It's just right. You should use it sparingly!" Yu Yijin kept shaking his head.

"You must be the reincarnation of Jew, little Jew!"