I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

An unprecedented sense of attention.

It was like Forrest Gump driving the only surviving shrimp boat after fighting the storm, sailing past the dock and receiving the hateful eyes of countless people.

"Ahem, I've been around for more than a dozen times. That's it. Be careful of getting beaten." Maruhoshi Kosuke coughed awkwardly.

Of the entire escort force, only their team's rocket car still stood stubbornly on the battlefield, being dragged by Fatty in front of everyone over and over again with a pace that he didn't recognize.

More than 30 large-scale ninja weapons were more or less damaged to varying degrees. Some wheels were broken, some brackets were broken, and some were completely burned. They were lying on the ground and were being repaired urgently by mechanics.

Those logistics ninja teams who failed to escort the ninja weapons looked at Yu Luo's arrogant and proud look, and they gritted their teeth and almost wanted to drag him down and beat him up.

"You're so mean. You're really so mean. I'm fooling around with you, even if I'm covered in a sack in the middle of the night." Ebisu pushed up his sunglasses without even daring to show his face.

"Master, when will it be repaired? We are already too far away from the main force. If we can't get to Platycodon City at night, we may encounter another wave of sneak attacks." The captain of the escort unit frowned.

"It's useless to urge. The ready-made parts have been used up. Now we have to grind them freshly. It's very slow." The mechanic still carved and crafted the parts slowly and carefully.

"If you dismantle a complete rocket car and use the disassembled parts, wouldn't it be possible to repair a lot?" Suddenly someone stared at Yu Luo and came up with a bad idea.

Yu Luo's ears perked up and he was instantly alert. Are you talking about me?

"Well...if a complete rocket car can be dismantled, the removed parts can indeed repair some minor damage in advance..." The mechanic calculated.

All the people in the escort team looked at Team Maruboshi with gloating eyes.

"Hey, there's no such thing. This is the mission goal that I'm desperately trying to defend. Don't even think about it." Yu Luo immediately shouted.

A boss like Madoka Doi will not listen to your explanation of whether the vehicle was destroyed by the enemy or whether it was repaired by sacrificing yourself for teammates. He only wants to see whether you have delivered the artillery vehicle to the place safely. These guys will not risk being destroyed. Take the initiative to help explain the risk of spraying.

More importantly, after the failure of the first two missions, the taunts of the team with a 0% success rate have gradually appeared. This third mission cannot fail again.

"Ahem, the mission comes first, please put the overall situation first." The escort captain also raised his head and looked at them.

"Uro... let's leave it to them. I will explain the mission to the boss." Maruhoshi Kosuke acted like a good old man as always.

"Of course, we are all working hard for the victory of Konoha. If burning one of our cars can take care of everyone's roads, of course I am obligated to demolish it!" Yuluo waved his hand generously with a righteous expression on his face.

"What... no!" Even Hinata Xia exclaimed.

"Natsu-chan, you have to know that when this guy is pretending to be serious, he is definitely making a bad idea." Ebisu crossed his arms confidently.

The rest of the logistics team actually felt a little ashamed when they heard Yu Luo Wei'an's words.

Suddenly Yu Luo exclaimed.

"Ahhhhh, my psychic beast suddenly lost control, don't... don't run!!!"

Fatty's ears suddenly became alert, as if he had seen a lumberjack's bear, and he frantically dragged the rocket car forward, leaving only two long track marks in the sand.

Everyone was stunned for three seconds and looked at each other. By the time they reacted, the rocket car had turned into a line of smoke and disappeared over the horizon.

……

"Bah, that's enough. They didn't come after me." Ebisu spat out sand.

"Haha, I still have to dismantle my rocket car. Go ahead and dream. I've completed this task!" Yu Luo stood at the front of the car with his arms folded and sneered.

"You..." Maruhoshi Kosuke also shook his head helplessly.

"By the way, your fat raccoon is almost exhausted. Are you sure you don't want to change to a shikigami?" Ebisu pointed at the panting fat raccoon in front of him.

"Okay, it's your turn." Yu Luo put away the fat raccoon and fed him a large amount of chakra.

"Ah! My pangolin is still a child!" Ebisu was horrified.

"I don't care, I'm going to sleep, I'm so sleepy." Yu Luo yawned and waved his hands, got into the bed of the car, and was covered by the quilt.

"I'm a little tired too." Hinata Xia was exhausted after a day of reconnaissance yesterday, so she also lay down next to Yu Luo.

"Well, there was a sneak attack yesterday. It should be safe for the time being. You can rest." Maruhoshi Kosuke nodded.

"Haga..." Ebisu cursed, and both of them fell asleep. He could only let the pangolin out to pull the car, and he sat at the front of the car holding a compass to ensure that the direction was correct.

……

In this way, the team drove alone on the sandbank for more than ten hours, until the bright moon rose. Ebisu cursed out of exhaustion and kicked Yuluo awake: "Get up! It's your turn!"

"Well..." Yu Luo stretched and woke up with difficulty.

"It's no wonder you can sleep so hard." Ebisu complained and took the shikigami back.

"It's so late... I slept so comfortably, and my dream energy is full." Yuluo was already full of energy and climbed to the front of the car. He was about to replace Ebisu when he suddenly discovered something.

"Hey, Mr. Jinyu, in which direction are you pulling the car?" Yu Luo turned around and asked.

"To the south, what are you doing?" Ebisu poked his head out.

"I remember the front of the car should be facing the moon, right?" Yu Luo questioned.

"That's nonsense. On the map, Kikyo City is to the south. See for yourself." Ebisu took out a map and compass.

"What the hell is a map? I can't understand it. How can the moon be wrong?" Yu Luo pointed to the sky.

"What's going on?" Maruhoshi Kosuke also opened his eyes and looked at the two people arguing.

"Teacher, he said I went in the wrong direction." Ebisu handed over the map and compass.

"Yes, I remember the first day we set off, the front of the car was facing the moon. It could be that Kaguya's wife got drunk and got lost."

"Well..." Maruhoshi Kosuke frowned, shook the compass, and looked at the hazy moon in the sky.

"Yu Luo is right..."

"Ah? Did I buy a fake compass?" Ebisu's eyes widened.

"No, I don't blame you. It's the magnetic field. The magnetic field has shifted the direction of the compass." Maruhoshi Kosuke looked serious.

"How far off?" Yu Luo asked quickly.

"I don't know. I was surprised before. Logically speaking, our speed should catch up with Madoka Dohi's escorts." Kosuke Maruhoshi looked around. There were exactly the same sand dunes everywhere, and he couldn't tell where he was. where.

"What should we do?" Ebisu was a little worried.

Maruhoshi Kosuke drew a line on the map: "Go in this direction. If you are lucky, you can meet our troops."

"Bad luck?"

"...Encountered the Sunagakure troops." Maruhoshi Kosuke was a little silent.

"Xia-chan! Get up and work." Yuluo waved his hand and woke up Hinata Xia.

"What's wrong?" Hinata Xia climbed out of the car, not knowing what happened.

"The direction is wrong, we don't know where we are now." Yuluo didn't blame Ebisu. During the day march, besides following the front, the only way was to look at the compass.

Hinata Xia also released his Byakugan to survey the surroundings, and was suddenly stunned.

"Is there an enemy?" Yu Luo suddenly became alert.

"There seems to be a Ninja Eagle in the sky?" Hinata Xia pointed at a small black spot in the sky, staring at them from high in the sky.

"Yours?" Yuluo looked at Ebisu.

"I'm so exhausted with just one pangolin, how can I have the energy to fly the ninja hawk again." Ebisu shook his head.

"The enemy...the enemy is coming!" Hinata Xia suddenly pointed in a certain direction.

"How many?"

"One..." Hinata Xia hesitated.

"One? Are you sure he is coming for us?" Yu Luo was stunned.

"Yeah." Hinata Xia nodded.

"Just in time to grab him and ask for directions." Ebisu gritted his teeth viciously.

"On the contrary, I think lone wolves are more terrifying." Yu Luo shook his head.

"Indeed...her chakra is a bit different..." Hinata Natsu thought for a while: "Normal people's chakra is blue, hers is orange-red."

"She? Woman? Orange-red chakra?" Yu Luo was a little surprised.

"She's a young girl... very beautiful, with a little green hair..." Hinata Xia described the other person.

"Storm Release Yakura!" Maruhoshi Kosuke, Uro, and Ebisu all stared at the same time.