I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

Yu Luo was currently being chased through the streets by more than 20 wave ninjas, with the same momentum and battle as Young and Dangerous attacking Causeway Bay.

Until I was chased down a dead end.

Lang Ren had a ferocious smile on his face: "You brat, where else can you run?"

Yu Luo, however, was already waiting calmly at the end of the alley, adjusting his non-existent tie and flexing his wrists.

"Before I do anything, does anyone want to get out?"

Lang Ren looked at each other, the evil smiles on their faces not diminishing at all: "You little beast is pretty good at pretending..."

"I'm a soft-hearted person and don't want to see blood." Yu Luo put on his sunglasses and made a seal.

"Shikigami summons!"

boom!

At the entrance of the narrow alley, a small paper man falling on the ground exploded with smoke, and a five-meter-tall warrior stone man statue exploded, blocking the exit of the alley like a stone gandang.

"Baqi Baju? Shadow Blade Storm!!"

The rapidly rotating Yami blades combined with dozens of shadow clone blades once again formed a blade storm.

"Ah ah ah ah! Back away! Back away!"

"Back off, mother, there are stone men blocking you behind, kill them!"

"Kill your mother! Go ahead!"

The Nami Ninjas don't have the reaction speed or Ninjutsu skills of Tsubasa, and most of them can't even use transformation techniques.

The Shadow Blade Storm advanced like a meat grinder, and the hair-raising screams did not last long. A thin layer of blood mist filled the air in the alley, and blood flowed all over the ground, covering less than one centimeter. sized pieces of meat.

"It's so unartistic, yuck!" Yu Luo almost made herself sick even though she was wearing sunglasses.

He took out his handkerchief and wiped the blood on his face. He walked out of the alley on the soupy mixture of internal organs and flesh and blood, and happened to meet Ebisu who was being chased by Thorny Rose.

"Huluo!! Dad is going to die, so you're going to pay back this fierce bitch!" Ebisu shouted in embarrassment.

"Let's go, let's go help Natsu-chan and the teacher." Yuluo waved his hand and stood in front of Thorny Qiang instead of Ebisu.

"Ha! It's you brat again!" Ciqiang spit a mouthful of thick phlegm onto the ground.

"Sister, you shouldn't be so uncivilized."

"You're talking about civilization to the Sunagakure!?" Thorny Rose had lost her patience and grace, and swung her spikes and rushed forward again.

"Konoha? Wing Chun!" Yuluo started with Hinata Xia's soft boxing stance. The previous blade tactics had not been effective, so he had better change his tactics.

"Yong your mother!" Ci Qiang stabbed Yu Luo in the heart.

Yu Luo Wing Chun held a small paper figurine in his palm, and directed a burst of soft fists at Ci Qiang, which was more like a kitten slapping randomly.

"Three vital points, die! Die! Die!" The thorn rose stabbed three times, but the feeling returned to the palm of the hand each time was completely wrong. There was no softness entering the body at all, but a solid piece of iron.

In a daze, from the corner of his eyes, he seemed to catch a glimpse of the black snake tattoo on the kid's chest. It seemed to be swimming, and a black metallic luster flashed wherever it went.

Thorny Rose inexplicably thought of a possibility. Could it be that all her spikes were pierced on this swimming snake tattoo?

The two distanced themselves again, and Thorny Qiang let out a fierce breath. Her next attack would end with the force of a storm. It would depend on whether she could kill faster or whether this snake could swim faster!

"Sister, don't you see what I left behind?" Yu Luo formed a seal and tilted his head with a smile.

Only then did Ci Qiang look down at the waist that Yu Luo had just photographed, and there was a small paper man stuck on it!

"This is it!" Just as the thorn rose was about to be peeled off, a dazzling golden light suddenly flashed, and a big green snake suddenly jumped out and bit him on the shoulder.

"Wow! Sr!!"

"Damn it!" Thorny Rose had already raised her hand as quickly as possible and inserted the sharp thorn into the green snake's chin, and turned into a little paper man with a bang.

However, the rapidly spreading black color from the two tooth marks on his shoulders showed that he had been poisoned, and the rapidly spreading dizziness showed that the poison was very severe.

"Sister, do you want to say something to beg for mercy?" Yu Luo stretched out his hand to hold the eight rotating blades.

"I remember you!" Thorny Qiang threw down a smoke bomb and escaped in an instant, but she didn't even notice that there was a small paper figure stuck behind her.

Snake venom is not a particularly difficult poison for Sunagakure's poison experts, but they must rush to the nearest base in the shortest possible time so that there will be antidote drugs there.

"Ahem..." Yuluo waved his hand to disperse the smoke and looked at the empty square. Thorny Rose had already escaped, hoping that the little fox shikigami he left behind could track Sunagakure's base.

……

"Rou Fist·Liu..."

Rixiang Xia reluctantly used the new technique that he had trained for less than half a month. The swaying willow branches and the illusory figure that kept changing positions seemed to put people under the willow shade by the Daming Lake in summer.

Hei Zhai could barely hold a candle to the ferocious iron fists.

What's more important is that this wretched guy Ebisu throws a small ninjutsu from behind from time to time, interfering with the rhythm of his attacks. Just as he was about to catch up, he ran away and disappeared.

"You stinky bitch! Where did you go? Can't you just deal with the minions for me!" Heizhai finally shouted impatiently.

Just after the roar, a weak figure stumbled out from the side of the street, covering the wound on his shoulder, his face was pale and vain, and he reluctantly spoke:

"Stop talking nonsense, I...I'm poisoned...take me away quickly!"

"What! You actually let a kid get hurt!" Heizhai glanced at Hinata Xia, who was still stubbornly defensive, with disgust, cursed bitterly, jumped to "thorn Qiang"'s side, and helped her up.

However, the moment the two people's skin came into contact, Heizhai was startled and seemed to notice something. What Qianqiang hated most was the touch of a man. How could he let himself help him? He immediately punched his teammate's head.

However, before the punch landed, Qiangqiang's small mouth suddenly opened as wide as the mouth of a bowl, and the sharp teeth like blades bit Heizhai's neck, tearing at it crazily.

The ten fingers turned into sharp claws, piercing deeply into the lower abdomen, and the bloody claw tips emerged directly from the back.

"Ahhhh!" After a violent roar, Heizhai smashed all the ribs of the girl in his arms with his elbow, but they turned into a torn little paper figurine.

"Despicable, so despicable! Why can the people of Konoha be so despicable?" Heizhai covered the carotid artery that could not be blocked with one hand, and covered the bleeding abdomen with the other hand, half-kneeling on the ground, roaring unwillingly .

"Baby, who are you calling?" Yu Luo walked out throwing the flying knife up and down.

"Emma! My dear brother, you are here!" Ebisu ran over in disgrace.

"Hey, Xia Jiang, are you okay?" Yu Luo smiled proudly.

"The bones in my hand are cracked...it hurts..." Hinata opened her eyes and checked her arms. Several bones were almost covered with cracks. The severe pain made her almost want to cry.

"Come here, didn't he want to hear your screams before? Now let us also hear what his screams were like." Yuluo smiled evilly and held up a Baqi blade, letting it float slowly to the In front of Heizhai.

Heizhai, who had lost too much blood, no longer had the strength to resist. He could only glare fiercely at the floating blade in front of him. Recently, he was cursing crazily: "Kill if you want. I am not a man if I say a word!!!"

It wasn't until the blade floated down to the man's core that Heizhai's harsh curses gradually softened until they turned into begging for mercy.

"Okay, stop playing, the teacher doesn't know what's going on there yet." Ebisu urged.

"Isn't this helping Xia Jiang relieve her anger!" Yu Luo curled his lips and penetrated Heizhai's heart with a knife.

He had just finished dealing with Heizhai and wanted to go find the teacher, but Kosuke Maruhoshi jumped down from the roof, covering his chest with one hand, blood slowly flowing from his fingers, and his face was very ugly.

"Is it the teacher himself?" Yu Luo asked Hinata Xia warily.

"Yes, there is no sign of transformation." Hinata Xia nodded.

"You think everyone is as bad as you!" Ebisu rolled his eyes.

"Teacher, you are awesome. You can take care of that boss by yourself!" Yu Luo quickly went up to help him.

"You guys are not bad either... ahem..." Maruhoshi Kosuke was obviously dealing with a captain on the opposite side by himself, and he was a little tired.

"Teacher, are you injured?" Ebisu asked quickly.

"It's just a small injury... I was injured when we were fighting swords, and he died." Kosuke Maruhoshi removed his hand covering his chest, and immediately revealed a wound with rolled flesh, but the new wound was black.

With his strength, he should be able to defeat Mu Sha without any injuries, but he was too worried about the three students, so he chose to trade injuries for lives. Unexpectedly, the three of them had already taken care of the other two enemies when they came over. .

"Ah, it's poisonous!" Ebisu shouted.

"Yeah... I don't know if the old man can survive this time." Maruhoshi Kosuke could only feel weaker and weaker.

"Did we buy a universal antidote when we set off?" Yu Luo thought of something.

"Yes... but the universal antidote cannot completely detoxify, it can only slow down the toxicity. People will become weak after taking it, and they still need targeted treatment." Hinata Xia took out a bottle of light green potion from the ninja bag.

"Teacher, you drink it first, and we will take you back to the camp." Yu Luo handed over the potion.

"Hmm..." Maruhoshi Kosuke nodded and drank the universal antidote in one sip. After taking a short rest, his face turned from the dark color of poisoning, but he felt tired.

"You should complete the task first... I need to take a rest..." Maruhoshi Kosuke sat down against the corner, his mind no longer clear.

"Don't worry, leave it to us, right? Teacher? Teacher?" Yuluo shook Wanxing Gusuke's shoulder.

"This..." Maruhoshi Kosuke reached into his arms with difficulty and took out a list of supplies soaked in blood.

Ebisu unfolded it and scratched his head: "I can't see a word clearly."

"Isn't it?" Yuluo went over and took a look. Indeed, the entire paper was soaked with blood, and he couldn't read a single word. He shook Maruhoshi Kosuke's shoulder again.

"Teacher, don't sleep. I can't see the list clearly. Tell us what you want to buy!"

Kosuke Maruboshi opened his mouth slightly, spit out some vague words, and then fell into a deep sleep.

"Did you hear that clearly?" Yu Luo looked at Ebisu blankly.

"Not at all! Maybe there are one or two words..." Ebisu was also stunned.

"Hurry up and write down what you heard before you forget it. You will forget it in a while!" The two of them quickly found paper and pen.