I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

If you were given a chance to be Tang Monk and embark on the journey to the West again, would you step by step across the 81 Difficulties to retrieve the true scripture?

Of course, I will recruit my younger brother, kill the Buddha, and steal the Bible. From now on, I will be the master of the West.

Yuluo has already come to the simulated world, why do he have to take Yuroi brothers to seal his mother and create a ninja sect.

Of course, I will kill the toad and grab the energy. From now on, I will be the ancestor of the immortal.

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Yuluo also didn't expect that Kaguya would actually release the two young brothers to go with him to rescue the disaster. Could it be that he realized that he was the reincarnation of the emperor, so that the cuckold father and son could be reunited?

Kaguya also arranged for a team of 12 samurai to escort them, bringing with them a large amount of food and supplies.

Don’t be dissatisfied with the small number of people. In ancient times, a fight between 100 villagers could be called a war, and a fight with thousands of people would be a national war that will be recorded in history.

Although this samurai team is small, they are really small!

In this way, the 12-man samurai escort, plus the Hagoromo brothers, and the Onmyoji Yuluo, drove five donkey carts and embarked on a journey to the drought-stricken land.

Yu Luo has already asked the donkey cart to load as much food as possible. He knows the real situation in the disaster area. The food in these five carts can only last for half a month, and then it will be used up by the hungry people. There will still be difficulties in the subsequent journey. The victims went crazy with hunger.

Each of the Hagoromo brothers carried a long bow and wore white linen clothes. They left their mother's side for the first time to go out on a mission. They didn't show any nostalgia, but seemed to be quite motivated.

With Kaguya's support, this time they each rode a pony with good endurance to provide leg strength.

set off!

The journey before arriving at the sacred tree went smoothly without any trouble. It was more like a leisurely spring outing.

"Mr. Hagoromo, Mr. Hamura, do you all practice kyudo?" Yu Luo rode a pony horse and rode alongside the two of them.

"Well, that's right. The eyes our mother gave us can clearly see prey thousands of meters away, allowing our arrows to hit the target with perfect accuracy." Yuyi looked at Yuluo with pure white eyes, quite proudly.

"Do you only practice bowdo?" Yuluo is a little strange. As a descendant of Kaguya, he shouldn't only learn this kind of thing, right?

"No, of course there is kendo and fighting!" Hamura pointed to the katana on his waist.

"As expected of a hero, a young man is born."

"Sir, how do you Onmyoji capture monsters?" Hagoromo was a little curious.

"Of course it's Onmyoji. If you two young masters are interested, I can teach you, but not everyone is talented." Yu Luo smiled, intending to use this to further narrow the distance between the two. .

"Well! That's a problem, sir!" Yuyi's eyes were full of excitement.

"Learning Yin-Yang requires two conditions. One is to possess the Yin-Yang attribute of Chuck...spiritual power, and the other is to have eyes that can see sneaky things. This should not be a problem for the young master." Yu Luo almost forgot that there was no so-called "Yin-Yang" in this era. Chakra, immediately changed his mind and gave the foundation of Onmyoji to the two of them.

"Spells are the basis for summoning spiritual power to form spells... Although I think spells are of no use, charms are the key."

"Removal of dirt! Reincarnation in the Pure Land! Vajra! Pure! Like other Vajras! Everything is pure!!"

Yu Luo threw out a spell, and instantly a golden light bloomed that could drive away evil spirits.

"This is a diamond-breaking curse that creates a layer of yang-attributed diamond barrier to deal with sinister ghosts."

"So...so awesome...!" Hamura's eyes widened.

It was also the first time for Yuyi to see this kind of power, and his face turned red with excitement.

"There's more! This is King Ming's Wrath Spell, which can burn all evil spirits." Yu Luo pinched out a charm again.

"Return to your destiny! Universal Vajra! Violent Demonic Barrier! Great Wrathful One! Destroy! Terror! Holy Wrath Speaker! Immovable King!"

Instantly, a sea of ​​golden-red flames bloomed in front, covering a radius of more than ten meters.

"Sir!! Teach us Onmyoji!" Hagoromo suddenly jumped off his horse and bowed as a teacher.

After Hamura hesitated for a moment, he also jumped down and bowed together.

Yu Luo also turned over and dismounted, and helped the two of them up: "Haha, you two gentlemen, you don't have to be like this. I have only learned the basics of Onmyoji, and I haven't understood many things yet! Let's discuss it together."

"Are you...really willing to teach us?" Hamura didn't expect Yu Luo to be so generous.

"The existence of Onmyoji is to drive away the evil spirits of monsters that harm the common people. Now that monsters are in power and humans are weak, the two young masters are determined to learn. It's too late for me to be happy. How can I refuse?" Yuluo smiled heartily and generously.

He was confident that with these words, he would deceive the two silly boys into soaring their favorability.

"Thank you sir!" The two of them turned red with excitement.

"You don't have to be so polite. If you don't mind, I'm bluffing about how old the two young masters are. You can call me eldest brother from now on." Yu Luo smiled heartily, but it was full of ill intentions.

"Brother...!" The two of them were indeed unsuspecting.

"Ah...it's so comfortable. I can't be the father of Six Paths, but it's so comfortable to be the elder brother of the Immortal of Six Paths." Yu Luo's face was full of morbid drunkenness.

On the following journey, Yu Luo began to teach the two people the art of yin and yang without any reservation.

From the basic drawing of the talisman to the release of the talisman, Hagoromo learned it at an astonishing speed. Even if Hamura was a little slower, it wouldn't be much slower.

"Your wisdom must be fucking 160!" Yu Luo cursed secretly. It has only been a week since he started teaching, and now he has nothing to teach. He even taught the art of controlling spirits.

"I feel... the spiritual power is always not enough." Yuyi frowned slightly as he looked at the half-written spell.

"I was so tired after writing 5 pages that I didn't say anything. You wrote [-] pages and said they weren't enough." Yu Luo's eyes were emotionless.

Onmyoji's fighting method requires spiritual power to be written into the talisman in advance, which is similar to the principle of the detonating talisman. Of course, the talisman can be temporarily written when the spell is used up, but the writing is slow.

"Obviously the body is still very powerful, but the mind is a little tired. It would be great if the body's energy could also be turned into spiritual power..." Hagoromo began to think.

"Yeah, why don't we just call this new type of spiritual power transformed into body energy Chakra!" Yuluo said expressionlessly.

What a genius!

If you're given a magnet, you'll want to invent a motor; if you're given a piece of polyester, you'll want to weave silk.

"And this kind of spell is also very troublesome to use. It needs to be written in advance. If there is insufficient preparation, it will greatly affect the combat effectiveness. If there is a spell that can be used anytime and anywhere..." Yuyi continued to think.

"Yes, yes... why not call this new type of spell ninjutsu!" Yuluo's eyes became even more helpless.

"Even if the shikigami is summoned, although the power of the monster can be borrowed, using paper figures as a carrier is really weak... Maybe we can directly summon the monster's body!" Hagoromo thought hard.

"Yes, yes... let's call this new type of shikigami a psychic beast, and call this technique a psychic technique!" Yu Luo was already despairing.

Sure enough, a diaosi is a diaosi. No matter how much he can predict the future, it is still not enough to see a real genius. Who knows how long he can pretend to be the big brother in front of the two of them.