I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

The eight flying knives are messy and flying like a girl happily chasing butterflies, graceful, agile and erratic.

Could it be that this is the meaning of Yu Luo calling this move "Eight Child Girl"?

of course not.

What Ba Zhinu means is that this move is as unpredictable as a girl's mind, and even the releaser doesn't know what her next move will be.

Generally speaking, it was just... dancing around blindly and beating the old master to death with random punches.

"Cool, why are you still hiding this treasure?" Ebisu was stunned.

At this moment, Huang Sha only felt like he was being besieged by a group of flies. One was chopped away, and another flew back. He had no choice but to retreat, not wanting to waste time and wave his hand.

"Quick fight."

All the team members were approaching with knives, and their cold killing intent was chilling.

"Ahhhh... before I go out, I should have burned all the magazines in the closet." Ebisu was almost desperate.

"Is... is it about to end?" Hinata Xia bit her lips.

"Do you think your life is tough enough?" Yu Luo looked at the two of them.

"Ah...what do you want to do?" Ebisu was stunned.

"Whose life is tougher! I don't believe that this group of sidekicks can be more powerful than us!" Yu Luo controlled the eight-dimensional flying blade that was parasitic on Yu Fengjin and shot it fiercely at the rock wall on the side.

"God of the earth! Give me the power to collapse mountains and crack earth!" Yu Luo clasped his hands together.

"I grant your prayer!"

The next second, half of the mountain exploded, and half of the thousand-foot-high rock wall instantly turned into endless rubble, pouring down with a thin rumble.

"Damn it, do you want your life?" Huang Sha yelled, but he was soon drowned in the deafening landslide.

The earth shook and mountains shook, and smoke and dust filled the air.

"Ahem... Sure enough, life is tough!" Yu Luo coughed and pushed away a boulder, leaning out half of his body from the ruins.

"This isn't a fucking fate, it's a pot! When I get back, I'm going to write the big black pot into the family tree." Ebisu struggled to move the big black pot on his head.

"Stop talking nonsense. My feet seem to be stuck. Help me move it." Yu Luo couldn't move his lower body.

Ebisu bent down to lift the stone that was holding Yuluo's feet down. His narrow body position caused his head to hit an indescribable position: "Damn, that posture is really disgusting."

But at this time, Yu Luo saw less than two meters away in front of him, a ninja in a gray fox mask was climbing out of the ruins in the same posture, with the same lower body stuck.

The two people looked at each other, and after a second, they both went crazy at the same time.

One person reached out to touch the kunai on his waist.

A man desperately summoned the Baqi Blade buried in the rubble.

One person's waist was stuck.

A man's knife was buried.

When you react, you won't be able to achieve your goal.

Fox Face grabbed a stone on the ground and threw it at him.

Yu Luo tilted his head to avoid it and spat out.

Fox Face was stunned for a second, then pulled out his hands from the ground and quickly formed seals.

Yu Luo saw that the ground in front of him was deforming, and soon an earthen spear would pierce his neck.

Finally, at the last moment, the Yachi blade parasitized by Yu Yijin flew back and hit the fox-faced ninja in the back of the neck.

At this time, the soil gun was already pressed against Yu Luo's eyebrows, causing his legs to tremble in fear.

"You peed...?" Ebisu was stunned.

"Piss on your sister! Dig quickly!" Yu Luo lowered his voice and shouted down.

In the surrounding ruins, there are constantly Shagakure ninjas pushing away boulders and crawling out of the ground. Obviously, for ninjas with good skills, landslides of this degree are not fatal.

"You said it lightly...ahhhh!" Ebisu used all his strength to move the stone that was pressing Yuluo away.

After Yuluo climbed out of the ruins, he pulled Ebisu out too. Hinata was hit on the head. Although he didn't faint, he was still confused.

At this time, half of the entire canyon collapsed, and its original appearance was completely unrecognizable.

Fortunately, there was a large rock blocking their location, which could provide temporary shelter.

"Xia-chan, can you still hold on? Can you see where the teacher is?" Yuluo hid behind the big rock and shook Hinata Xia.

"It's...over there...it's pressed down by a big rock..." Hinata Xia opened her eyes with difficulty and pointed in one direction.

"Oh my god...why are there so many people?" Yuluo looked over and saw that at least a dozen Sunagakure ninjas had crawled out of the ruins and were digging for the donkey cart buried under the boulders.

"It seems that we are not the only ones who are lucky." Ebisu slumped down beside the stone, wiping the blood on his face, his chest heaving: "Well... promise me, if you can escape, go My family burned all the treasures in my closet to me.”

Hinata Xia didn't say anything, but her pale face showed that she was scared.

"No, why are they poaching our donkey cart? There are only three carts of toilet paper. Is it necessary?" Yu Luo didn't even dare to look at it.

"Don't care about them. Maybe the people in Sunagakure are also short of paper." Ebisu clenched his fists.

"Yu Luo... they... they came here..." Hinata Xia subconsciously grabbed Yu Luo's hand.

"Calm down, don't move." Yu Luo took out three small paper figures from his bag, injected the demon chakra into them, and immediately transformed into three little fox lolita.

"It's already this time, and you're still in the mood to watch Lolita!" Ebisu was covered in cold sweat.

"Transform into the three of us." Yu Luo ordered. He had taught these little foxes the art of transformation.

"Okay, Master." The three little foxes curled their tails and turned into three people.

"Run!" Yu Luo waved his hand, and the three little foxes rushed out and ran away.

"Captain Huang Sha!! They are not dead!" shouted a voice.

"Follow me! Don't let these three idiots get away!" was the angry voice of the Sunagakure ninja.

"Yes!" Ten ninjas immediately chased after him.

"They are all gone...there are five left!" Hinata Xia breathed a sigh of relief.

"Five?" Yu Luo felt that as long as the strongest captain was not there, the others would all be minions.

After waiting for about 10 minutes, Shikigami had already led them away. Yuluo looked at the positions of the people who were digging the donkey cart: "I'll take care of the three in the middle, and you can take care of each one, okay?"

"Big, big... probably... okay..." Ebisu's hand holding the kunai was trembling, and he was not sure at all.

"I...try..." Hinata Xia also looked pale.

"Don't be afraid, I will support you, get ready for action!"

"Brother, my good brother, if I can't do it, you have to save me." Ebisu swallowed hard.

The three of them crawled on the ground, using the jagged rocks to carefully crawl toward the blind spot behind the five Sunagakure ninjas like lizards.

Their main attention was on the excavation truck, and they were completely unaware that the three little ghosts behind them were slowly approaching.

When the three of them were in place, they looked at each other and signaled that they were ready to take action.

"The decision is yours! Go ahead! Sui Ji, Qing Ji, Hei Ji!" Yuluo waved three paper figures.

In the stunned look of the Sunagakure ninja, the golden light of transformation suddenly flashed, and suddenly three women with full weapons appeared in the air and rushed forward.

Sui Ji's three-inch sharp claws came through the air, and the Sunagakure ninja quickly blocked it with his sword. The force of the explosion directly caused the blade to burst into fragments and sparks. The two sides were in a stalemate.

"Baqi Baju? Qinyueyin!"

Yu Luo waved his hand and threw eight blades, which turned into a silver arc like a bright moon in the air. It was like a crescent moon passing through the sky and shooting into the rear at an extremely tricky angle.

Blood was flying, heads were falling, and Sui Ji opened her fangs and mouth.

"No cannibalism!"

"Clever!"

Kiyohime sprayed out a mouthful of green venom, directly spraying the face of the Sunagakure ninja in front of him. The highly corrosive poison made him cover his eyes and howl, and he could only wave the blade randomly to try to drive away the enemy.

Hei Ji directly approached the enemy to meet her. When the long sword of the Sunagakure ninja was applied to her body, large black scales suddenly appeared on her fair skin. She was struck twice by the sword, but only two white marks were left. .

The Sunagakure ninja was about to retreat and distance himself, but Kurohime suddenly stretched out his neck and bit his neck: "O... Orochimaru...?!"

These were his last words.

"Good brother, help me..." Ebisu asked for help.

Two kunai held a long knife, and they were suppressed tightly, as if their neck would be cut open at any time.

"Uro-kun..." Hinata asked for help.

How to hit a katana with a pair of soft fist palms?

Soon he fell to the ground, and the opponent's long knife was already reaching his head.

"Oh my god, I haven't practiced multitasking yet." Yu Luo barely had half a second to hesitate.

Fortunately, fate did not let him make a difficult choice. A cold light flashed, and Maruboshi Kosuke's thin sword slashed across the neck of the enemy in front of Ebisu like lightning.

Yuluo immediately threw out the Yachi blade, turning into a straight silver dragon and piercing the heart of the enemy in front of Hinata Xia.

The blade spun into a circle and turned into a round smiling face in front of Hinata Xia.

"Oh my god, I almost peed." Ebisu pushed the body away, fighting with his two legs.

"Ahem... You did a great job..." Kosuke Maruhoshi used his sword to support a broken leg and coughed laboriously.

"The little fox ran very fast. They will probably come back after a while, so we hurriedly evacuated." Yu Luo looked at the supply truck that had been dug out half by them. The donkey was smashed to death, but the body of the truck was still intact. .

"No, you still want to complete the mission?" Ebisu's eyes were wider than his sunglasses.

"Are you fighting for the frontline ninjas?" Yuluo threw out the paper man, summoned the fat fox, and asked him to try to drag out the supply truck. At least he could resist one truck and move away, right?

"Abandon the mission... Although you will be laughed at if the first mission fails, it is better than losing your life." Maruhoshi Kosuke also took the initiative to persuade.

He knows Huang Sha's strength.

"Okay..." Although Yu Luo was a little unwilling, he could only give up.

At this time, after the little fox shikigami was crushed, the demonic chakra was also transmitted back.

"Slip away." Yuluo asked the fat raccoon to carry Maruhoshi Kosuke, and ran towards the mouth of the valley with a few others.

……

3 minutes later.

Huang Sha ran back to the valley with his people, and immediately saw several dead subordinates, and he immediately felt itchy with hatred.

"Captain, the supply truck is still there!"

"Turn over, be careful there is a trap!"

After a while of rummaging.

"Captain...it seems like it's all toilet paper..." The team member raised his head hesitantly.

"what……?"

"Captain! A survivor was found under the car." A Sunagakure ninja pulled out a driver from under the car.

"No! One of our own! I'm a spy you bought!" The bearded coachman knew there was an ambush, so he immediately hid under the sturdy vehicle and actually escaped.

"Where are the three loads of toilet paper you mentioned?" Huang Sha raised his eyebrows.

"Here it is..." The bearded man pointed at the supplies truck.

"..."

"..."

The four eyes are facing each other, looking at each other in blank dismay.

The truth slowly emerged.

"Ahhhhhhh!!! You idiot, you are harming my subordinates!!!"

Then they killed people and set fire to them.

……

"Xia Jiang, how are you? Are they chasing you?" Yu Luo asked as he ran.

"No... no... they set fire to our supply truck..." Hinata Xia hesitated.

"Nani? Teacher, are you sure we are transporting only ordinary daily necessities?" Yu Luo looked at Maruboshi Kosuke again.

"This is the list... If it's special transportation, Sarutobi should have informed me... It's not that I should, it's for sure..." Even though Maruhoshi Kosuke insisted, he was still a little unsure.

"Sunagakure is so vicious!"

"Actually trying to burn all our toilet paper to demoralize Konoha!"

"Ahhh! I'm sorry...all of you who are bleeding on the front lines!"

"We Konoha Class [-] failed to protect your buttocks! We are incompetent!"