I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

The secret underground base of the Sunagakure guerrilla plundering force.

A Sunagakure ninja handed over a piece of information: "Report to Captain Huangsha, our spies placed in the Konoha transport team sent back information - a Konoha transport team is passing near us, escorting four genin and transporting supplies. …Three loads of toilet paper.”

"Baga, these damn spies have such a high budget, don't they have anything important to report? What's there to report about three trucks of toilet paper!" Captain Huang Sha said impatiently.

"That... could it be a code word? Because you were afraid that the information would be intercepted by others, you deliberately used the code word?" the Sunagakure ninja reminded.

"Code language? Go and get the code book."

"Yes!" He brushed and flipped through the code book.

"Report to the captain! According to the translation of the code book! The toilet paper refers to the detonating talisman!"

"Nani? Detonating talisman? Three-car detonating talisman?" Captain Huang Sha's eyes widened and he jumped up.

"Yes! That's what the intelligence said!"

"No, the matter is very important. Let's confirm again whether it is really the three-car detonating talisman!" Captain Sunagakure guerrillas was extremely serious.

"Yes, arrange it immediately."

……

"From here on, we have to be careful." Maruhoshi Kosuke told the three students seriously.

"According to intelligence, Sunagakure dispatched a special force trained by ANBU across the front line, settled nearby, and established a so-called guerrilla raiding force to specifically attack material transport teams and attack villages."

"The enemy is very cunning. Hokage-sama sent ANBU to destroy them several times without success. The last transport team I escorted died in this way..."

"Hey, can Sunagakure Village appreciate our little living supplies?" Yuluo felt more at ease. Since there were ANBU searches, the guerrilla troops were afraid of being exposed, so they usually only picked valuable targets. They were a mix of civilian genin. The fleet looks like worthless stuff at first glance.

"Well, having said that, we should not take it lightly. Let the driver check the goods again to see if they are tied securely. Once we encounter an enemy, we need to escape quickly." Kosuke Maruhoshi gave the order seriously.

"Yes..." Yu Luo turned around listlessly and ordered the driver.

A bearded driver was lying behind the donkey cart, tightening the ropes for tying the goods.

"Hi... we're about to leave soon, tighten up the goods... Oh, we're already doing it, are you an experienced driver?" Yu Luo said hello casually.

"Yes... yes, I have been running this route all year round and am very familiar with it." The bearded coachman nodded and bowed.

"Well, work hard, Konoha will not treat you badly, and you will definitely have a bright future in the future." Yu Luo walked to the next car casually.

"Mom, I'm still getting rich. After a trip to the border, the Hokage gave the boss 100 million taels, and only 3 taels fell into our pockets. Why would we sacrifice our lives for 3 taels?" The bearded rickshaw driver looked back at Yu Luo and explained secretly. Open a stack of goods to inspect.

"The same goes for the poor people in Sunagakure. What's there to confirm about three trucks of toilet paper? Don't you know that the more people you contact, the easier it is to be exposed?"

While cursing, he wrote down the information: "Information confirmed: three loads of toilet paper!!!"

……

Later, Sunagakure guerrillas plundered the troop stronghold.

"Lord Huang Sha! The intelligence confirmed that the detonation symbols for three vehicles are correct. The spy even added three exclamation points for emphasis."

"No... if there are three vehicles of detonating talismans, how can there be only four genin escorting them? Either they are jounin in disguise to induce us to attack, or they are secretly followed by ANBU." Huang Sha thought carefully.

"In this case, you go and order the bribed Lang Ninjas to intercept this convoy and test their quality."

"Yes!"

……

No. 18 material transport fleet.

The donkey chased the carrot in front of him and made a squeaking sound as the wheels drove on the bumpy road.

The quiet forest road is no longer peaceful. Burnt carts and uncarried bodies occasionally appear on the roadside, which is an ominous omen.

"Teacher...if we really encounter an unhostile force, can we abandon our supplies and escape?" Ebisu asked cautiously, fearing that Kosuke Maruboshi would be unhappy.

"Haha, it's just a C-level mission. Compared with these dead materials, of course the lives of ninjas are more precious. If we really encounter an irresistible force, we should retreat." Maruboshi Kosuke smiled easily, He is not the kind of old-fashioned person who will risk his life for the mission.

"Bah, Chuxi, think about the group of ninjas who fought bloody battles on the front line, think about them squatting in the sand to defecate in the 50-degree weather, and then grabbing the hot sand to rub their buttocks. How can you have the nerve to say that? Come on and run away!" Yu Luo rolled his eyes.

"You are noble, you are amazing! When the time comes, you will cut off our queenship." Ebisu responded with the middle finger.

"Xia Jiang, what did you say?" Yu Luo asked.

"Ah... I think... this is our first mission of Class [-]... I don't want to end up with failure." Hinata Xia didn't expect Yuluo to ask her opinion, so she just whispered.

"You are all noble." Ebisu gave the two of them a thumbs up.

Suddenly, Hinata Xia exclaimed: "Be careful...!"

Even if he doesn't keep his Byakugan open all the time, Hinata's eyesight is better than that of ordinary people.

More than a dozen kunai shot through the air from all directions.

"Ah!" Yu Luo immediately turned around and squatted down with his head in his hands.

With a clang clang clang, the kunai hit the big iron pot and fell to the ground one after another.

Yuluo looked back, what a good guy, notch of notch, rusty rusty, what a vicious tetanus kunai.

"Nangin?" Maruhoshi Kosuke frowned. Experience told him that regular ninjas would not bother to use such damaged weapons.

But the difference in weapons does not mean that there are no strong ones among the wave ninjas.

"Wow! An old man, three brats, my people have surrounded you, keep all the goods, I will spare your lives!" A burly man emerged from the grass, laughing wildly.

The surrounding trees swayed, as if the shadows of people were wandering.

"5 on the left, 6 on the front, 5 on the right, 3 on the back." Hinata Xia quickly reported the observed information.

"I don't even bother to touch a bunch of miscellaneous fish." Yu Luo picked his ears.

"It's good that you're here, just in time for you to experience actual combat. Leave the left to Uro, Ebisu to the right. Hinata Natsu, you go to the back of the convoy to protect the goods." Maruhoshi Kosuke was also very calm.

"Yes!"

"Wow! Old men and children look down on us, come on!" The head of the wave ninja shouted and rushed towards the convoy.

"Competing to see who can kill first, the loser will get rid of the pot for a week!" Ebisu said a word and rushed out.

"Hey, a gift delivered to your door." Yu Luo stretched out his thumb and pressed the tattoo on his chest: "Animal-like Ninja Technique? The power of a badger!"

Immediately, the muscles in his limbs swelled and his hair turned silver-white. Ginmaru's strength was not as good as Fatty's, but his agility was stronger.

With the blessing of the power of the shikigami, the pot behind his back was no longer so heavy. He picked up the spatula in one hand and the iron chopsticks in the other and rushed towards the Lang Ninja on the left.

Lang Ren really lives up to the word "lang". He is in rags and rags. As long as it is equipment, no matter whether it fits or not, or whether it is damaged or not, he wears it all.

"Try my Marusei style with chopsticks? Pick up bird eggs!"

Yuluo used a shovel to block the broken samurai sword and pecked it with his iron chopsticks.

what!There was a scream.

A man without testicles was shattered on the ground.

"Marusei shovel method? Crazy stir-fry!"

The heavy shovel body was shoveled down, and the head was smashed together with the blocking katana.

"Marusei's hot pot method? Braised goose in an iron pot!"

"Maru Xingliu Spoon Technique..."

……

After 10 minutes, no one among the wave ninjas could still stand and talk. Unfortunately, a few of them were rolling around and running away.

"Brush the pots for a week~" Yu Luo raised his eyebrows.

"Stinky hanging on the wall!" Ebisu tried his best, but was still 3 minutes slower than Yuluo. Even while he was still fighting, he was already pointing at him.

"~" Yu Luo is in a good mood, and shabu-shabu is not an easy job.

Hinata Xia's face was very red. She didn't know whether it was because of the surge of energy and blood from the battle, or because of the excitement of winning a real battle for the first time.

"It's done, let's go." Yu Luo waved his hand, indicating to the driver who was hiding under the car that he could come out.

……

Sunagakure guerrillas plundered the army stronghold.

"Report to the captain! Twenty-odd wave ninjas were eliminated in 10 minutes!"

"Sure enough, there is a ghost, not an ordinary genin!"

"Do you want to go out?"

"No, go notify the hired ninjas at the money exchange and pay them to attack. I suspect these four people are not the final trump card."

"Three carts of detonating talismans... enough for the village to support a war. I will be promoted as a result, right?"