I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

In this way, the old rat group began to wreak havoc in Konoha Village. In the village, you can often see a long line of big rats dragging families and their families around in the warehouse.

At first, the villagers chose to seek help from the Hokage Building, and the Hokage immediately ordered Granny Neko's ninja cat clan to launch a rat eradication operation.

It's a pity that with Meow Ji as an internal agent, the old rat group turned into a guerrilla force, shooting here and there, shooting in the dark sewers of the village. Even after killing them for a month, there was no effect, and the trouble became more and more intense. , there were even scary rumors that old rats would steal children and eat them.

Until a farmer accidentally said that as long as the shrine of Yu Chongjin is enshrined in the house, the spirit fox spirit envoy can protect the yard from rats.

At first, the villagers scoffed. What age do they still believe this?

Until someone was so annoyed by the old rat that he actually went to the grocery store and bought a shrine to worship...

Eh?It’s so amazing, there really are no mice anymore!

Forget it, the gods have been invited back, so they can't be thrown out. It doesn't seem to be too much trouble to worship them every now and then.

Now that there is a shrine at home, when praying for the safety of relatives at home who are on missions, they will also subconsciously choose this object.

In this way, the first batch of disciples of Inari God showed up in Konoha Village without being deceived. Yuejin only occasionally spoke harshly, but he still praised the delicious food in his heart.

But this is all a thing for another day. Now Yuluo is facing the second item of the graduation exam, the ninjutsu test.

According to the drawn lot, release any five-escape ninjutsu. The faster the seal is formed, the greater the power, and the higher the score.

Since the graduation score affects the teacher assigned later, many people are extremely nervous and excited. Even if Yu Luo doesn't care about the teacher, he still wants to have a good fight, otherwise there is no need to select three farmers overnight for Yu Cuijin Recharge divine power.

"What I want to release is the Fire Release? Fire Dragon Bomb." Asma took a good start. After quickly forming a seal, a huge dragon head flame erupted from his mouth and exploded in the test area, bursting out a heat wave.

"As expected of the Hokage-sama's son, it's true that a tiger father has no son."

"I'm afraid this is nothing more than a jounin, right?"

"I have an underachieving daughter..." All the judges who had been thinking about flattering him all night fell on Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"Haha...it's just normal." Sarutobi Hiruzen nodded as steadily as an old dog. He still knew his son's abilities.

The next one is Yuhi Kurenai. Although she did not draw the illusion she is best at, she still cast a powerful fire escape that was quite satisfactory and received a 7-point evaluation.

One student after another went up to perform their talents, and each one was outstanding. The judges nodded repeatedly, praising the level of this group of elite class graduates, which also brought a lot of pressure to the people behind them.

Inuzuka Hana didn't get very good results. She just reluctantly placed a short earth flow wall and stuck out her tongue in embarrassment: "Actually, what I'm good at is tracking..."

"Haha, students, don't be nervous. The test scores are just a reference. We will consider it based on the specific situation." Sarutobi Hiruzen reassured with a smile.

The next one was Matt Kai. This guy was so nervous that he was sweating all over his body until he turned around and saw his father Matt Dai’s encouraging thumbs in the crowd: “Youth will never let up on any hard work! Damn it!”

Only then did Akai step up to the testing platform, bow to the many judges, roared calmly, and punched the air with both fists so fast that the sound of tigers and tigers breaking through the wind was heard.

"This is..." The judges couldn't understand it at all and whispered among themselves.

After 3 minutes, someone couldn't help but say: "This classmate in green clothes doesn't need to show off if he doesn't know ninjutsu. There is no need to perform boxing here..."

"Please...please give me a little more time!" Metkai gritted his teeth, covered in sweat, and punched even faster, even making the surrounding air feel faintly hot.

"Ahhhhhh!!! Come out! This is the ninjutsu that only belongs to me!!!"

Peng, a handful of medium-sized flames floated in the air, and then disappeared in an instant. Metkai's fists were red, and he lay on the ground exhausted and gasping for air.

"This..." None of the judges knew how to score. They all saw that this was a flame that erupted through the friction of the fist with the air. It had nothing to do with ninjutsu, and its power was very small.

After thinking about it for a while, I gave a low score such as 2 points or 3 points.

Akai bit his lip.

"Matekay-kun...are you your ninjutsu? That's a very good idea." Hiruzen Sarutobi smiled and raised the sign: "8 points."

"Hokage-sama..." Kai almost cried after receiving the recognition, as if he would die for the Hokage's loyalty.

"As expected, you are an old fox. You can give me a wave of ratings for free, and you are good at winning people's hearts!" Yu Luo applauded inwardly.

But there is a saying that goes well, if a person pretends to be a gentleman all his life, then he is a gentleman.

Sarutobi Hiruzen is such a true and hypocritical gentleman. Although he has done a lot of frustrating things and lazy politics, at least he is dedicated to Konoha.

Kai left the examination room excitedly, and Obito was next. This guy was still playing with Lin just a second ago. He had practiced it several times yesterday, and this time he was going to release a super-large fireball to scare the judges. .

After stepping into the examination room, I was suddenly nervous and shaking all over, and my legs were weak.

"Comment, review, review... Sir judges... I want a fireball for you..."

"Please start your show."

Obito's fingers trembled as he began to form seals, and his nervousness caused him to make several mistakes in a row.

Yuluo looked at it and shook his head. In fact, Obito's strength is not that bad, but his mental quality is not good, and he often makes nervous mistakes. As long as he goes to the battlefield and tempers himself in life and death, he can stand out from the back of the crane.

Pong!

After choking on his saliva, a handful of flames exploded in his throat, and Obito jumped into the lake like a fire-breathing dragon.

"0 points" "0 points" "1 point".

With this kind of performance, even Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't help, and could only score two consolation points.

"The last candidate, Yu Luo, please enter the examination room." The examiner nodded.

"Go! Damn it!" Ebisu slapped Yuluo's butt hard.

"Go away." Yu Luo grinned and rubbed his butt with five fingerprints, walked into the examination room and saluted the examiners.

"Judges, what I want to release is the Earth Release Ninjutsu? The Earth Divine Spear."

"The Earth Divine Spear, it sounds like a very powerful ninjutsu...please start." The judges smiled, and the audience also burst into laughter.

These judges are all teachers from the Ninja School. They have all heard about Yuluo, the Sleeping God, and they are generally recognized as a joke for some of the nonsensical things he often does.

"Ahem! Be careful to scare your jaws off." Yu Luo secretly raised his middle finger to his classmates.

Xia Jiba, who was dazed for a while and didn't know what to do, slapped the ground and shouted: "Come out! The Earth Divine Spear that pierces the sky!"

The voice echoed awkwardly above the examination room, but nothing appeared on the ground.

"Hey...! Yu Weijin? Yu Weijin! Old ladies! Be more reliable!" Yu Luo urged nervously.

"Dah! Dah! This consumes too much divine power!" Yu Yijin shook his head wildly and refused.

"I'll make it up to you no matter how much I spend. Now I'll give you some face. There are so many people watching..." Yu Luo secretly urged.

"Dah ah ah ah!!" Yu Weijin was still like a child with a wallet in his pocket, reluctant to part with a little pocket money.

"Don't think that I won't dare to deal with you for being cute!" Yu Luo threatened.

"Yu Luo-san, where is your Earth Divine Spear? It doesn't need brewing, right? Ninjutsu isn't shit." Teacher Oda urged.

Yu Luo's half-crouched posture on the ground really looked like he was brewing something, which caused another burst of laughter.

"No! Yes! Laugh!" Teacher Oda stared at him and threatened.

Under Yu Luo's constant threats, Yu Yijin reluctantly dropped a little bit of his divine power and stretched out a small bamboo shoot as thick as his middle finger on the ground.

"What a spear that pierces the sky! If it were thicker, it could have pierced my shoes." Teacher Oda commented mercilessly.

"1 point" "1 point" "1 point" "3 points"

"Gan, if I had known it was so unreliable, I might as well have used a fire charm to fool around with it, and maybe I could get a passing grade." Yu Luo cursed for a while, and when she got home, she dropped her most hated catfish slime on Yu Yijin. .

In this way, the second ninjutsu exam ended with two jokes.

The little easter egg is that after everyone left the examination room, Teacher Oda passed by the Earth Divine Spear that Yu Luo had set up, looked at a small rock pillar that was fluttering, shook his head and sneered, and kicked it up. In an instant It was the sound of a finger bone breaking.

"Ahhhh! What's so hard about it?"

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