I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator
Chapter 47
"50, 50!"
"I can't spend my whole life!"
Yu Luo held the check and shook his head.
"That... Yuluo-san." Asma suddenly jumped out, almost making Yuluo roll down the stairs in fright.
"You're so damn murderous!" Yu Luo quickly checked to see if there was anything wrong with the check.
"That Yuluo classmate... it was all because of my command error that you were seriously injured... I'm really sorry, and those newspapers, I don't want to take all the credit. I clearly discovered the teacher's conspiracy and delayed the teacher's actions. You are the only one..." Asma's face turned red and she bowed 180 degrees, almost stuffing her head into her crotch.
"Hey, forget it, I'm not that greedy for merit." Yu Luo felt very good after taking the money and waved his hand nonchalantly.
"Well... there is a celebration party tonight... you will come, right?" Asuma blushed like a monkey's butt.
"It's not AA, right?" Yu Luo hid the check vigilantly.
"Uh..." Asuma was stunned for a moment, then quickly said: "No, my treat is a barbecue from the Akimichi family..."
"That's nothing to say. Since it's a treat, as long as I'm not dead, I have to go." Yuluo patted Asma's chest.
"Well, I'll wait for you then. You must come." Asma nodded, and then watched Yu Luo limp away.
Yu Luo suddenly turned around: "By the way, don't forget, you still owe me a jar of wine."
"That... Slow down... Slow down..." Asuma smiled awkwardly.
"Hurry up!" Yu Luo then walked towards the Finance Department holding the check.
"50, 50, all will be spent accidentally..."
Seeing Yuluo like this, Asuma also breathed a sigh of relief. What he hated most was his father's politician-like and intrigue-filled education. He would rather simply be an ordinary ninja.
……
With a huge sum of 50 taels in his pocket, plus the 10,000+ taels he extorted from Beilihu, he is already a small rich man with 60 taels, and he is already far away from his dream of opening a maid izakaya. A big step.
I was so generous that I bought a bag of sugar-roasted chestnuts on the roadside, limped back to the hospital, and threw them to Huahua and Xia.
"Hey, Uro-kun is so generous!" Inuzuka Hana winked and divided the candy chestnuts with Hinata Natsu.
"By the way, have you seen my Meow Ji... that dry black cat?" Yu Luo then remembered that the cat was missing.
"You also said that after you fainted, your cat had no one to feed it and ran out to find something to eat, causing the whole village to turn upside down. Didn't you see the newspaper just now?" Huahua chewed chestnuts with the shells on.
"Ah, really?" Yu Luo immediately turned to the back of the newspaper and saw a few photos. A black cat with two tails ran away with a small fish in its mouth, with a sly smile on its face. The fish shop behind it was already there. Totally messed up.
[A bounty of 10 taels is placed on the bully black cat! 】
"Hmm...should I betray my brother?" Yu Luo touched his chin.
……
Time came to the evening, and Yuluo felt that there was nothing wrong with his body. Konoha's medical ninjutsu was even more efficient than modern medicine. It took a hundred days to break the muscles and bones, but after lying down for three days, he felt almost better. .
After the three of them were discharged from the hospital together, they went to Akimichi's barbecue restaurant.
Yu Luo also recruited Meow Ji back. It turned out that she had not been fed by Yu Luo's chakra these days. She was so hungry that she went out to find something to eat. She also encountered a gang of unscrupulous stray cats who robbed her, so she took in her little brother.
Akimichi Grill.
The cheers of the students erupted the moment the three people stepped in.
"Welcome the three wounded back to the team~~!!!"
The eager applause made Hinata blush a little embarrassed, but Yu Luo and Inuzuka Hana greeted their classmates carelessly.
"Yuluo-kun, please take a seat!" Asma also smiled enthusiastically.
There were four people at a table for barbecue. Everyone sat down according to their seats at the same table. Only Anko was left sitting alone. Yuluo sat next to Anko as a matter of course.
"Hello, long time no see, you are cute again!"
"Bah, your injury is okay." Hong Dou rolled his eyes at Yu Luo.
"Of course it's okay. It's rare for Asma to treat you today. I'm determined to be the barbecue general today." Yu Luo stuffed the roasted meat on the plate in front of Anko without any thought and stuffed it into his mouth. It tasted even more delicious.
Hongdou was also helpless at Yuluo's shamelessness. Facing the seriously injured, all she could do was to speed up the barbecue.
"Competing with the Barbecue General! I won't lose!" Akai became very motivated when he heard that there was a competition.
"Kakashi! Let's compete with who can eat the most barbecue! I haven't had a bite of food since the day before yesterday!" Obito jumped on the table and shouted.
"Idiot... being hungry will only temporarily shrink your stomach." Kakashi rolled his eyes.
"Wow! Kakashi turns out to be very knowledgeable about human body mechanics!" Lin squinted her eyes and smiled.
"Although we can't drink yet, in order to celebrate the success of this mission, I offer juice to all of you." Asma once again played the role of the class leader, holding a tea cup to guide the atmosphere of the class.
"Damn it, stop using the official tone, it will interfere with our fight for the meat general." Yu Luo raised his wine glass and took a swig of meat.
"Hmm... Even if I lose to Kakashi, I won't lose to you..." Obito stuffed his mouth full of meat, filling in some water wherever there was any space.
"Youth, never allow yourself to lose to anyone when it comes to eating!" Metkai ate meat while standing on his head.
"They are typical people who are scared of poverty and have never eaten meat in their lives. But I am different. I will show you a three-bite plate of Wagyu beef." Ebisu opened his mouth wide.
"Huahua! Girls can't lose to boys!" Anko has a big appetite, but she doesn't particularly like eating meat. She just keeps feeding the meat to Inuzuka Hana.
"Let's fight side by side! Haimaru! Long live eating meat!"
"Wang!"
Inuzuka Hana sat at the table with the dog and feasted.
"..." Asma looked at everyone going crazy for the meat and squeezed his wallet. He felt that he would have to do a lot of blood today. He just hoped that the final bill would not exceed 10 taels...
Three hours later, most of the students had put down their chopsticks when they were full, and only three people were still fighting for the title of "Barbecue General".
Obito, who claimed to have a showdown with Yu Luo, fell on the table early and foamed at the mouth.
Akai was still carrying a big belly and tried hard to stuff barbecue into his mouth, but judging from his reluctant expression, it was obvious that he could not hold on for long.
There were more than a dozen barbecue plates in front of Inuzuka Hana. She carelessly wiped her mouth with her sleeve and said, "I'm full!"
At this time, Yuluo was the only one left in the barbecue restaurant. The table was full of empty plates, and the grilling speed couldn't even keep up with what he was eating.
"Who can eat this little wagyu! When the foreigner next door saw it, he thought Asuma didn't have money to pay the bill. Here's another cow!" Yuluo actually felt like he was getting hungrier as he ate.
Combined with the plates on the table that are taller than people, it is even more surprising. You must know that Akimichi barbecue is famous for its large portions. One plate weighs at least one kilogram. In other words... Yuluo ate at least one hundred kilograms. Meat?
Why don't I see my belly getting bigger?
The truth is...
The so-called shikigami, which are parasitic in the body, need to be fed by chakra. If you want to improve your strength, you need to feed more. If you don't feed it, although the shikigami is unlikely to rebel, it will eventually fall into a deep sleep or even die.
Yuluo was in a coma for three days, so the shikigami naturally would not take the initiative to absorb chakra, and they were also forced to starve for three days.
It is a very basic chakra theory that food replenishes physical energy and sleep replenishes mental energy.
Originally limited by digestion speed, energy recovery also has an upper limit.
But Yuluo has a Sui Ji who evolved from a hungry ghost. She has a hungry ghost talent, which is to quickly convert food into energy. She can even quickly recover from injuries by eating high-protein substances like a ghoul. .
In this way, Yuluo had obviously eaten more than 100 kilograms of meat, but there were still a group of shikigami in his body waiting to be fed, as if they couldn't satisfy their appetite.
Sui Ji: "It's my turn! Master! It's my turn!"
Meow Ji: "Hmph, isn't this meow worthy of being fed by my master?"
Fei Li was aggrieved: "I'm so hungry, so hungry... I'll be hungry for nine meals in three days if I follow the boss."
Ginmaru: "Please allow me to fight the meat!!"
This is even when a bunch of little shikigami dare not speak.
There are a bunch of cubs waiting to be fed. If it weren't for Asuma's treat, they would probably suffer a loss.
Looking at the plates piled high one after another, Asma pinched her wallet distressedly, feeling like she was about to go bankrupt.
Until the owner of the Qiudao Barbeque Restaurant came out and rubbed his oily hands in embarrassment: "I'm very sorry, we have finished all the meat in our restaurant. My little brother is really good at eating it. Even we, the Qiudao tribe, can only do this—— Congratulations, you have been certified as a Big Eater by my Qiudao family."
As he said this, he took a picture of a metal badge with a big word "food" written on it.
"Wow!" A group of people exclaimed.
Yu Luo picked up the metal badge and took a bite. It was hard and not gold.
"Hahaha... The friendship of our Akimichi family is worth more than gold!" Boss Akimichi laughed heartily: "With this brand, you can get a 8% discount on all industry purchases at Akimichi's house!"
"This is good!" Yu Luo's eyes lit up.
"Huh... In that case, let's pay the bill... I'm really sorry that I couldn't let Yuluo-kun eat enough." Asuma was relieved.
"Thank you for your patronage, 20 taels." Boss Qiudao smiled.
Asma's wallet was deflated and her heart was bleeding.
"I can't spend my whole life!"
Yu Luo held the check and shook his head.
"That... Yuluo-san." Asma suddenly jumped out, almost making Yuluo roll down the stairs in fright.
"You're so damn murderous!" Yu Luo quickly checked to see if there was anything wrong with the check.
"That Yuluo classmate... it was all because of my command error that you were seriously injured... I'm really sorry, and those newspapers, I don't want to take all the credit. I clearly discovered the teacher's conspiracy and delayed the teacher's actions. You are the only one..." Asma's face turned red and she bowed 180 degrees, almost stuffing her head into her crotch.
"Hey, forget it, I'm not that greedy for merit." Yu Luo felt very good after taking the money and waved his hand nonchalantly.
"Well... there is a celebration party tonight... you will come, right?" Asuma blushed like a monkey's butt.
"It's not AA, right?" Yu Luo hid the check vigilantly.
"Uh..." Asuma was stunned for a moment, then quickly said: "No, my treat is a barbecue from the Akimichi family..."
"That's nothing to say. Since it's a treat, as long as I'm not dead, I have to go." Yuluo patted Asma's chest.
"Well, I'll wait for you then. You must come." Asma nodded, and then watched Yu Luo limp away.
Yu Luo suddenly turned around: "By the way, don't forget, you still owe me a jar of wine."
"That... Slow down... Slow down..." Asuma smiled awkwardly.
"Hurry up!" Yu Luo then walked towards the Finance Department holding the check.
"50, 50, all will be spent accidentally..."
Seeing Yuluo like this, Asuma also breathed a sigh of relief. What he hated most was his father's politician-like and intrigue-filled education. He would rather simply be an ordinary ninja.
……
With a huge sum of 50 taels in his pocket, plus the 10,000+ taels he extorted from Beilihu, he is already a small rich man with 60 taels, and he is already far away from his dream of opening a maid izakaya. A big step.
I was so generous that I bought a bag of sugar-roasted chestnuts on the roadside, limped back to the hospital, and threw them to Huahua and Xia.
"Hey, Uro-kun is so generous!" Inuzuka Hana winked and divided the candy chestnuts with Hinata Natsu.
"By the way, have you seen my Meow Ji... that dry black cat?" Yu Luo then remembered that the cat was missing.
"You also said that after you fainted, your cat had no one to feed it and ran out to find something to eat, causing the whole village to turn upside down. Didn't you see the newspaper just now?" Huahua chewed chestnuts with the shells on.
"Ah, really?" Yu Luo immediately turned to the back of the newspaper and saw a few photos. A black cat with two tails ran away with a small fish in its mouth, with a sly smile on its face. The fish shop behind it was already there. Totally messed up.
[A bounty of 10 taels is placed on the bully black cat! 】
"Hmm...should I betray my brother?" Yu Luo touched his chin.
……
Time came to the evening, and Yuluo felt that there was nothing wrong with his body. Konoha's medical ninjutsu was even more efficient than modern medicine. It took a hundred days to break the muscles and bones, but after lying down for three days, he felt almost better. .
After the three of them were discharged from the hospital together, they went to Akimichi's barbecue restaurant.
Yu Luo also recruited Meow Ji back. It turned out that she had not been fed by Yu Luo's chakra these days. She was so hungry that she went out to find something to eat. She also encountered a gang of unscrupulous stray cats who robbed her, so she took in her little brother.
Akimichi Grill.
The cheers of the students erupted the moment the three people stepped in.
"Welcome the three wounded back to the team~~!!!"
The eager applause made Hinata blush a little embarrassed, but Yu Luo and Inuzuka Hana greeted their classmates carelessly.
"Yuluo-kun, please take a seat!" Asma also smiled enthusiastically.
There were four people at a table for barbecue. Everyone sat down according to their seats at the same table. Only Anko was left sitting alone. Yuluo sat next to Anko as a matter of course.
"Hello, long time no see, you are cute again!"
"Bah, your injury is okay." Hong Dou rolled his eyes at Yu Luo.
"Of course it's okay. It's rare for Asma to treat you today. I'm determined to be the barbecue general today." Yu Luo stuffed the roasted meat on the plate in front of Anko without any thought and stuffed it into his mouth. It tasted even more delicious.
Hongdou was also helpless at Yuluo's shamelessness. Facing the seriously injured, all she could do was to speed up the barbecue.
"Competing with the Barbecue General! I won't lose!" Akai became very motivated when he heard that there was a competition.
"Kakashi! Let's compete with who can eat the most barbecue! I haven't had a bite of food since the day before yesterday!" Obito jumped on the table and shouted.
"Idiot... being hungry will only temporarily shrink your stomach." Kakashi rolled his eyes.
"Wow! Kakashi turns out to be very knowledgeable about human body mechanics!" Lin squinted her eyes and smiled.
"Although we can't drink yet, in order to celebrate the success of this mission, I offer juice to all of you." Asma once again played the role of the class leader, holding a tea cup to guide the atmosphere of the class.
"Damn it, stop using the official tone, it will interfere with our fight for the meat general." Yu Luo raised his wine glass and took a swig of meat.
"Hmm... Even if I lose to Kakashi, I won't lose to you..." Obito stuffed his mouth full of meat, filling in some water wherever there was any space.
"Youth, never allow yourself to lose to anyone when it comes to eating!" Metkai ate meat while standing on his head.
"They are typical people who are scared of poverty and have never eaten meat in their lives. But I am different. I will show you a three-bite plate of Wagyu beef." Ebisu opened his mouth wide.
"Huahua! Girls can't lose to boys!" Anko has a big appetite, but she doesn't particularly like eating meat. She just keeps feeding the meat to Inuzuka Hana.
"Let's fight side by side! Haimaru! Long live eating meat!"
"Wang!"
Inuzuka Hana sat at the table with the dog and feasted.
"..." Asma looked at everyone going crazy for the meat and squeezed his wallet. He felt that he would have to do a lot of blood today. He just hoped that the final bill would not exceed 10 taels...
Three hours later, most of the students had put down their chopsticks when they were full, and only three people were still fighting for the title of "Barbecue General".
Obito, who claimed to have a showdown with Yu Luo, fell on the table early and foamed at the mouth.
Akai was still carrying a big belly and tried hard to stuff barbecue into his mouth, but judging from his reluctant expression, it was obvious that he could not hold on for long.
There were more than a dozen barbecue plates in front of Inuzuka Hana. She carelessly wiped her mouth with her sleeve and said, "I'm full!"
At this time, Yuluo was the only one left in the barbecue restaurant. The table was full of empty plates, and the grilling speed couldn't even keep up with what he was eating.
"Who can eat this little wagyu! When the foreigner next door saw it, he thought Asuma didn't have money to pay the bill. Here's another cow!" Yuluo actually felt like he was getting hungrier as he ate.
Combined with the plates on the table that are taller than people, it is even more surprising. You must know that Akimichi barbecue is famous for its large portions. One plate weighs at least one kilogram. In other words... Yuluo ate at least one hundred kilograms. Meat?
Why don't I see my belly getting bigger?
The truth is...
The so-called shikigami, which are parasitic in the body, need to be fed by chakra. If you want to improve your strength, you need to feed more. If you don't feed it, although the shikigami is unlikely to rebel, it will eventually fall into a deep sleep or even die.
Yuluo was in a coma for three days, so the shikigami naturally would not take the initiative to absorb chakra, and they were also forced to starve for three days.
It is a very basic chakra theory that food replenishes physical energy and sleep replenishes mental energy.
Originally limited by digestion speed, energy recovery also has an upper limit.
But Yuluo has a Sui Ji who evolved from a hungry ghost. She has a hungry ghost talent, which is to quickly convert food into energy. She can even quickly recover from injuries by eating high-protein substances like a ghoul. .
In this way, Yuluo had obviously eaten more than 100 kilograms of meat, but there were still a group of shikigami in his body waiting to be fed, as if they couldn't satisfy their appetite.
Sui Ji: "It's my turn! Master! It's my turn!"
Meow Ji: "Hmph, isn't this meow worthy of being fed by my master?"
Fei Li was aggrieved: "I'm so hungry, so hungry... I'll be hungry for nine meals in three days if I follow the boss."
Ginmaru: "Please allow me to fight the meat!!"
This is even when a bunch of little shikigami dare not speak.
There are a bunch of cubs waiting to be fed. If it weren't for Asuma's treat, they would probably suffer a loss.
Looking at the plates piled high one after another, Asma pinched her wallet distressedly, feeling like she was about to go bankrupt.
Until the owner of the Qiudao Barbeque Restaurant came out and rubbed his oily hands in embarrassment: "I'm very sorry, we have finished all the meat in our restaurant. My little brother is really good at eating it. Even we, the Qiudao tribe, can only do this—— Congratulations, you have been certified as a Big Eater by my Qiudao family."
As he said this, he took a picture of a metal badge with a big word "food" written on it.
"Wow!" A group of people exclaimed.
Yu Luo picked up the metal badge and took a bite. It was hard and not gold.
"Hahaha... The friendship of our Akimichi family is worth more than gold!" Boss Akimichi laughed heartily: "With this brand, you can get a 8% discount on all industry purchases at Akimichi's house!"
"This is good!" Yu Luo's eyes lit up.
"Huh... In that case, let's pay the bill... I'm really sorry that I couldn't let Yuluo-kun eat enough." Asuma was relieved.
"Thank you for your patronage, 20 taels." Boss Qiudao smiled.
Asma's wallet was deflated and her heart was bleeding.
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