I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

Yuluo is too poor.

As an orphan, he did not inherit any inheritance. Even the tuition for the ninja school was paid by selling his parents' bodies to Orochimaru.

Most of the monthly orphan relief money received from the Hokage Building was used to pay rent. When he was at his poorest, he even spent 1000 taels on a bottle of sleeping pills and took two pills when he woke up.

"For an Inari sushi, add more tofu skin, more rice, more thick egg yolk, more pork floss..."

Yuluo held a large piece of sushi and sat on the edge of the playground watching other students in the class train. There were still 10 minutes left after class, which was enough for him to taste it slowly.

Meow Ji woke up when she smelled the aroma of food: "Is this a tribute to me? Although I don't have a favorite fish, I can still manage to eat a few bites. (>^w^<)"

"Go, go, you are already a mature demon, you can find a way to catch mice by yourself." Yu Luo turned his back directly.

"Ouch~ It's better to sleep. Anyway, you will feed me chakra when I'm hungry." Sure enough, there are pets for every owner, and the cat yawned again and fell asleep.

"Goddess Inari, I am afraid that the only memory of you in this era is this delicious food. The fried and crispy tofu skin, when you bite it, it is as beautiful as the breeze lifting up a girl's skirt."

"I wonder if Kaguya has really sucked up all the gods in this world. It seems that except for the evil god and the god of death, there is no news about any other gods."

"Divine power... is actually quite an interesting power. Compared to the violent natural energy, divine power is obviously more gentle."

"But 300 simulation coins can be exchanged for a share of Inari's divine power. It's such a loss. I wonder if I can find a way to collect it in this world."

"Let's not talk about this first. Now that we have the strength, shouldn't it be time to find a way to make some money?"

"There are so many shikigami, how about opening a horror house? Or a maid restaurant? I don't seem to have the capital."

Yuluo raised his head with some distress and looked at the blue sky that was far less clear than Kaguya's era, and his thoughts gradually drifted away.

Jingle bell… The school bell rang, Yu Luo came to his senses, it was time for class.

A week ago, he would definitely have skipped classes, but today is the graduation exam. If he fails to pass, he may not be scheduled to repeat the exam during the war, but will be directly sent to the front line as consumables, even the leading teacher. Will not arrange.

but--

Yuluo seems lost?

Where did you take the anatomy class...

I haven’t been there a few times, and after spending so long in the simulator, I seem to have really forgotten?

Yu Luo wandered around his school three times before he found a classmate to ask for directions and found the underground anatomy room of the experimental building.

At this time, 2/3 of the exam has passed.

Opening the door to the anatomy room, the last group of students were wearing rubber gloves to examine the corpse on the operating table and write their graduation report.

The exam rules are not difficult. A group of five people will examine the body and then write down the cause of death. The more detailed and accurate the result, the higher the score.

Obtaining enemy intelligence from corpses is a very complicated subject, and it accounts for a large proportion in the graduation evaluation.

Even in the ninja world, corpses are a very precious resource. Teachers usually dissect and explain them in class, and there are few opportunities for students to operate with their own hands, so personal understanding is very important.

"Uluo, you idiot! You're late! The exam is over, just give up!" Obito shouted as soon as he saw Yuluo push the door open and come in.

"I won't lose to an idiot who pisses his pants." Yu Luo rolled his eyes.

"I didn't pee my pants!" Obito blushed.

"That's right, I almost pissed myself because there were only ten flea galls in between." Yu Luo still remembers the first time he came to the anatomy room. The dark laboratory and the bloody internal organs made Obito's legs tremble with fear. .

"Lin... don't listen to his nonsense. I just had a bad stomach that day..." Obito blushed and looked at Lin who was covering his mouth and laughing softly.

"Yes, Yu Luojun said it wrong. In fact, fleas have no courage." Lin narrowed her eyes and smiled.

"Lin-chan, you are really good at dissection. I will give you two interesting corpses another day." Yu Luo gave a thumbs up.

"Lin wouldn't like that kind of thing!" Obito said angrily.

"Thank you Yuluo-kun..." Lin was looking forward to it.

"Lin..."

At this time, the teacher of the anatomy class also looked over. He was a pale-faced, thin man who looked weak and elegant. He was not very old and could not be seen as a role model. Instead, he looked like a drug-addicted young man with a weak body and kidney failure. The sound was a little erratic.

"Students who are late, do you want to take the test?"

"Ah... If possible, thank you very much, teacher." Yu Luo didn't realize that this anatomy teacher, whose voice never exceeded 50 decibels, was so easy to talk to.

"Then let's start, but your classmates have already finished the exam, so you can only work in a group. If there is no problem, let's start with this corpse."

"By the way, what's the teacher's name?" Yu Luo scratched his head, always feeling that it was a bit too much for such a good teacher to not leave even a single name.

"Uh, my name is Bei Liuhu." The teacher's pale face showed a trace of embarrassment. Although he usually has no sense of presence, he has been teaching for so many years, so he doesn't even know his name.

"Beiliuhu...?" Yu Luo touched his chin.

"Is there any problem? Classmate?" Bei Liuhu found that he also didn't know the name of this classmate.

"It doesn't sound like the name of a supporting actor. Do you have a role?" Yu Luo thought hard, but couldn't remember who this Biluhu was. It seemed familiar, but he couldn't remember it.

"..." Bei Liuhu was speechless for a moment, stretched out his hand and continued: "Student, you still have 10 minutes to take the exam."

"You're going to lose!" Obito made a somewhat proud face.

The other students were also interested in watching the fun.

It has to be said that the anatomy class is too difficult, and there are few hands-on activities. It is difficult to integrate a lot of knowledge in the books. In a group of five people, everyone occasionally whispers and exchanges information, and hugs the good students in the group. Thighs, as long as you don't copy them, Beiliuhu will turn a blind eye.

Who would deliberately let a group of children who went to the battlefield full of enthusiasm stumble into a less important class in disappointment?

However, Yu Luo seemed to have no one to hug his lap. With the amount of knowledge he had to sleep for six classes a day, he would probably write a joke about killing himself with three swords in the back.

"Ahem... This guy is really chilling when he dies." Yu Luo put on a disposable mask and walked to the dissecting table.

The corpse had been dissected by the previous group, and the superficial clues had been destroyed. Obviously Beiliuhu did not want to waste another precious corpse for a late student.

"Hmm... Is this fire escape or thunder escape? The death seems very miserable." Yu Luo looked at the charred black skin on the corpse's face and thought hard.

"The fire escape is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and the thunder escape is tender on the outside and charred on the inside... It seems like this?"

Yu Luo scratched his head and muttered to himself, which brought laughter to his classmates.

"Classmate, you still have 7 minutes to check." Beiliuhu's face was expressionless and he didn't intend to give any hints.

"Okay, it seems that I need to show off some real skills." Yu Luo closed his eyes, stretched out his hand to draw a talisman, clasped his hands together and kept mumbling in his mouth.

"Return to your destiny. If you are a soul wandering in the darkness, please obey the call and awaken and revive!"

"Classmate Yu Luo, there is no rush for the master of dance at this time, so you should hurry up and write the answers." A classmate laughed.

Everyone thought that Yu Luo was messing around, but Inuzuka Hana's Haimaru kept barking, as if he had seen something terrible.

"This is..." A female classmate of the Hyuga clan who is usually quiet and has no sense of existence, Hyuga Xia vaguely saw the blurred shadow through the white eyes.

"The deceased was 45 years old, male, a wild ninja from Qingjing Township in the Land of Fire. He was in good health, but had some prostate problems. He drank a bottle of Konoha 28-year-old sake before his death, and liked to read pornographic magazines. He died of a thunder escape The blood behind Thunder Palm coagulated, the murderer..."

Yu Luo's expression changed, and black lines slid down his forehead.

"Yuluo classmate - you still have 2 minutes to write your answer." Bei Liuhu's sinister voice sounded behind his head.

"Oh my god, things seem to be serious." Yu Luo wrote frantically on the test paper.