I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

Heading to the war zone with the Earth Country, the vegetation gradually became sparse along the way, and the high loess slope environment showed that it was not a good place.

A colorful four-legged toad truck, with boxes after boxes of strategic materials in the back, climbed steadily and steadily in the fields, making the journey particularly comfortable. The three of them even ate directly in the carriage. Cooking hot pot, singing songs, cool and unrestrained!

The border between the Kingdom of Earth and the Kingdom of Fire is not the same. There is a high red soil slope on that side, and there is a dense forest on this side.

Instead, they have a large barren land as a buffer zone for war, and try not to let the war affect the livelihood of civilians as much as possible.

Toad Cheli was advancing on such a red soil desert, without any landmarks as a reference, and he had no idea where he had gone. After all, only part of the map of this era could be trusted.

Eating hot pot is also a kind of battle!Being able to pick up slices of meat from the boiling soup with quick eyesight and quick hands is a test. What's more, if you can eat the last piece of wagyu in the hot pot, you can be called... a hot pot hero!

The three of them were holding their chopsticks in preparation, staring intently at the rising and falling ingredients in the boiling hot pot soup.

"Byakugan, open!" Hinata Xia's eyes popped with veins, and he instantly locked onto the last piece of wagyu.

"Ahhh! You are cheating!" Ebisu shouted, raising his chopsticks and locking Hinata Xia's chopsticks tightly.

"Idiot! Let go! The best time to cook wagyu is only 15 seconds! You will destroy its deliciousness!" Hinata Xia roared.

"Hey, I think back then we just graduated. Under the leadership of the teacher, the three of us held spoons weighing dozens of kilograms. We could only eat if we cooperated with each other to feed each other. But now we are fighting over a piece of fat cow... It's sad. , I won’t eat." Yu Luo put down his chopsticks regretfully.

"Ignore him, he just wants to play the emotional card and take the opportunity to steal the beef...Ah ah ah, I won't be fooled!" Ebisu burst out with unexpected strength and clamped Hinata Xia's hand tightly. Chopsticks.

"Nani! Have you been seen through? Then I won't pretend anymore! I'm coming with Wagyu!!!" Yu Luo joined the battle with a ferocious face.

It wasn't until countless flames suddenly exploded on the ground and Toad Che Li jumped with all his strength that they realized they had entered a war zone.

"F... Ke!!!" The three people exclaimed almost at the same time. The entire hot pot lost gravity and rolled in the air for two and a half weeks before rising into the sky.

Ebisu and Hinata Natsu could only dodge quickly. Although the wagyu was good, it would not be good if it was splashed with hot soup and oil.

However, Yu Luo stretched out his chopsticks without any fear, and quickly found the wagyu beef in mid-air: "It turns out... the bravest one is... the hot pot hero!!!"

He also closed the lid of the pot and put it back on the table.

"Awesome!" Ebisu gave a thumbs up.

Hinata Natsu also moved his gaze outside the Toad Cheli, stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers: "It seems that the welcome ceremony of the Iwagakure ninja is very grand..."

"Oh? I heard that Iwagakure once issued an order, stating that if you meet Namikaze Minato, you can immediately abandon the mission and not deal with failure... Do you want to get a similar title?" Yu Luo pinched his knuckles and smiled.

"No! Our mission is to escort the supplies! Not to fight! As long as we deliver the supplies safely to the front line, the mission is complete! Don't cause trouble!" Ebisu roared at the top of his lungs.

"Oh, that's the truth, but... aren't we a team with a 0-win rate? When did we ever hear about the ninja code?" Yuluo had already opened the metal box and put on the black armor.

"I have to wear the armor myself, so backward!" Hinata Natsu smiled and made a seal behind him. Immediately, the box next to him opened automatically. Dozens of armor parts flew up and were put on Hinata Natsu's body like Iron Man transformed. , completed the transformation of the Light Warrior.

This is the result of possessing a little autonomous consciousness after being possessed by the god Amaterasu.

"Ah ah ah! The Light Warrior should be my number! Mine!!!" Ebisu roared unwillingly.

"Come on, if I tell you, Guangming will become synonymous with wretchedness, and Hinata Xia's performance is better." Yuluo waved his hand.

"You two bitches! You two are working together!" Ebisu pointed at the two of them angrily.

"Dog man and woman, I like this word!"

"Pooh!"

While they were talking, the two of them had already stood up and jumped on top of Toad Cheli, looking down at the thirty or so Iwagakure ninjas below.

"There are so many people in such a small place..."

The favorite thing to do in Iwagakure Village is to explode troops. Onoki adheres to the concept that even if there can only be one elite jounin out of a thousand ninjas, then as long as there are [-] ninjas, there can be a hundred elite jounin. It is a different kind of ninja system to build soldiers in order to kill people, farm when they are not working, and fight when they are busy.

In the original work, Ohnoki commanded ten thousand ninjas to kill the Third Raikage alive, which is a battle that cannot be replicated.

You must know that the total number of ninjas in Konoha may exceed 1, but taking into account the border garrisons, the defense work of villages and towns in various places, and the logistics and medical intelligence, I am afraid that a few thousand is already the limit for those who can actually be summoned to fight. .

To be able to summon 1 people to besiege a Kage, you have to be a genin to make it worth the loss of strength. The sheer number of people in Iwagakure is evident.

"You guys from Konoha, forget about running away, but you still dare to stay. Hand over the supplies and I will let you go!!" Captain Iwagakure shouted, hinting to his men to surround this strange car. .

In the concept of normal ninjas, the ninjas responsible for transportation and logistics are definitely not very powerful in combat. They are usually people who can run fast and have strong survivability.

Whose army thought there were too many Jonin and threw the strong ones into the logistics force?

"You need supplies, right?" Yuluo snapped his fingers and asked Fatty to carry out two boxes and throw them on the ground in front of Iwagakure.

The Iwagakure ninja was stunned for a moment, then he carefully picked up the long knife and opened the box. He saw a row of dazzling swords, emitting an icy cold light, and the smell of fresh sword oil was refreshing.

"We still have more than 200 boxes of supplies like this in the car. If you want, you guys can't move them away!" Yuluo said jokingly, holding his knees with his hands.

"You...what do you want to do..." Captain Iwagakure suddenly felt nervous.

"You're asking us what we want to do?!" Yu Luo raised his chin.

"Don't be arrogant... Our troops are nearby, wait for me, I'll call someone right now!" Captain Iwagakure was a little unsure.

"How many can you call?" Yu Luo asked.

"1 people!"

"You're a bastard, you're just bragging." Ebisu spat.

"Okay, just put it between your teeth, I'll wait." Yu Luo sat directly on top of Toad Cheli's head, crossing his legs to bask in the sun.

"Hey... no matter what your plan is, I will hand over the information and let my superiors decide." Captain Iwagakure gritted his teeth and wrote down the information and handed it to the psychic beast.

[A toad-like psychic beast loaded with supplies was intercepted. The escorting ninja was extremely arrogant and could not distinguish his strength, so he asked for support...]

After the letter was sent, he ordered everyone to gather around Toad Chariot and wait for supporting teammates.

When the letter arrived at the stronghold, the squad leader looked at it and felt something was fishy. The toad-like psychic beast was exclusive to Jiraiya, so he was probably not an easy person to deal with.

Leave it alone and hand it over to the superior, who will make the decision.

Just like this, a piece of information found its way into the hands of the squadron leader.

The squadron leader took a look, what kind of material team was sent to the squadron when even the border detachment leader couldn't handle it?

No, this matter is too big, I'm not sure, please report it to the captain.

Half an hour later, the wing commanders held a meeting to discuss the matter. For a squadron to take this matter so seriously, it must be very difficult. If more troops are sent out, a single move could affect the whole body, which may affect the entire layout.

If we send fewer troops, I'm afraid we won't be able to solve a squadron's troubles.

"Report it to the Tsuchikage!"

In this way, the Third Tsuchikage received this information while commanding the camp on the front line.

"What a huge logistics force this is. It can't even support a single regiment? Fortunately, it has been intercepted. Is there any action on the Konoha side?"

"No, maybe I haven't received the call for help yet."

"Okay, now, before Konoha can react, eat this logistics force!"

"Lord Tsuchikage, how many people should we dispatch?"

"Since one regiment can't eat it... then mobilize three regiments, totaling 1 people, and we must swallow it!!"

……

At the Konoha headquarters, Jiraiya, as the commander, was drinking tea and chatting with Namikaze Minato on the front line.

"That Orochimaru guy wiped out Sunagakure without making a sound. It's really..."

"After all, he is a ninja at the same level as sensei. With one less opponent, the pressure on our side is much lighter. The war should be over soon." Namikaze Minato smiled lightly.

"I hope..." Jiraiya forced a smile. Everyone knew how stubborn the Third Tsuchikage was, how could he give up so easily.

"Report to Lord Jiraiya! The reconnaissance ninja reports that there is a large-scale mobilization in Iwagakure! The direction is..."

Jiraiya immediately stood up and came to the map, frowning at Iwagakure's new actions.

"What is this stubborn old man trying to do... We haven't taken any action recently. Why are they mobilizing so many troops?"

"The target is our rear. It looks like a large-scale sweep of the reconnaissance outpost..." Namikaze Minato was not sure.

"If possible, order all sentries and teams on missions to withdraw. We will not get into trouble! As long as we defend the city, they will not be able to take advantage." Jiraiya immediately ordered.

……

Three hours later, Yu Luo yawned, and the hot pot on the toad's head became cold.

"Hey, it seems that the person you are calling will not come. Stop bragging in the next life." Yu Luo wiped the blade of the demon knife and stood up to stretch his almost rusty body.

"It's really boring. You believe their lies and are still waiting here for so long." Hinata Xia complained twice.

"Hey...bastard!" Captain Iwagakure suddenly felt humiliated.

Suddenly the ground shook slightly, as if something was about to come out from under the ground.

"What's going on?" Yu Luo was a little surprised.

"White eyes... open!" Hinata Xia immediately investigated the situation.

"Oh! You're done. The support I called for is here!" Captain Iwagakure immediately became excited.

"That's right...it's the support of Iwagakure troops!" Hinata said hesitantly.

Yu Luo raised his head to the sky and clasped his fists: "Oh, I didn't wait in vain, I can finally kill them all. How many people?"

"Almost...one...one...one..." Hinata Xia seemed to have stopped.

"One hundred? It's a bit impressive. A team leader can call so many people?" Yu Luo smiled.

"1 people..." Hinata Xia's eyes widened in horror.

Boom boom boom!

The loess earth suddenly trembled violently, countless earth tornadoes exploded and emitted smoke, and more than a dozen giant groundhog psychic beasts dug up the ground, looking up to the sky and screaming.

Then emerging from the pit behind them were rows and rows of fully armed Iwagakure ninjas, so numerous that they came in an endless stream.

"This...this...this...really called 1 people?" Ebisu died on the spot.

"Gudong..." Yuluo swallowed and looked at Captain Iwagakure in front of him: "Brother, I admit, I spoke a bit loudly before. I know you are awesome. Call everyone back."

Captain Iwagakure himself was also stunned. Could it be that he was the illegitimate son of Tsuchikage Onoki?Just shout out, are there really [-] ninjas?

"I'll see you all heroes later, I'm running away!" Yuluo grabbed Hinata Natsu with one hand and Ebisu with the other. Behind him, the shikigami Daitengu incited his giant wings to float into the air, and his sharp claws clasped Yuluo's shoulders. The armor took him flying.

With such a big battle, who cares about supplies? Just collect the Toad's chariot and run away!

Ten Thousand Iwagakure even killed the third generation Raikage, but Yu Luo was not arrogant that he was more powerful than the Raikage.

But obviously, among the 1 Iwagakure troops, there are not many ninjutsu that can be used for air defense.

The Great Tengu rose from the ground with a hurricane, and the wild smoke and dust accompanied the storm, covering the sky. I thought I could escape, but I didn't expect dozens of 105mm howitzer-like stone bullets to break through the wind barrier and hit several people intensively. People, thunder thundered in the air with great power.

In order to protect the three of them, the Otengu immediately used a pair of wings to block all the stone bullets, and the three of them fell directly into the crowd of Iwagakure.

"Ah ah ah! What evil have I done to expose you as my friend!" Ebisu cried out in collapse.

"One word!" Yu Luo wiped the blade of the demon sword with her palm, using the blood as a guide to release her power.

"Surrender!" Ebisu shouted.

"Kill them all!" Hyuga Natsu waved his hand, and the eight blades flew erratically around him, slicing across the neck of a famous Iwagakure ninja at an extremely cunning and strange angle.

"Demon sword seal? Solution!" Immediately, Yuluo's whole body boiled with a thin blood mist. The 1.2-meter blade quickly cut through the long sword in the hand of a Iwagakure ninja. There was almost no obstruction and it passed him in an instant. body of.

So fast, is it an illusion sword?Why did it pass through me...

The Iwagakure ninja wanted to look back, but as soon as he turned around, his entire upper body slipped from the incision, and his internal organs fell to the floor.

"Why is it so sharp..." was the last question he thought about in his life.

Although "Thousands of People I'm Gone" is just a romantic legend, the two of them were forced to be romantic.

Hinata Xia's chaotically flying blade became a death scythe that harvested souls. With a white eye, he used all his powers to kill ten enemies.

Yu Luo's blood sword was strange. With a maniacal laughter, he killed three people in one step. The blood on the blade made the blood mist around him thicker. Just like the former Shura warrior, he cut his way through the crowd.

They knew that only by strangulating with the enemy, other Iwagakure ninjas would not dare to release ninjutsu attacks at will and hurt their own people.

Although Ebisu was so scared that he almost wet his pants, he also understood that if he didn't fight hard at this time, he would probably die miserably.

So he followed Yu Luo and formed seals crazily, releasing ninjutsu one after another to resist Iwagakure's attack.

The commander of these 1 Iwagakure ninjas was almost going crazy. There were three of them, only three in total!A mouthful of saliva can drown a person!

Why is it so hard to kill!

It must be that we have too many people and too few enemies, so we dare not release large-scale ninjutsu for fear of accidentally injuring our teammates...

"No matter what! Let me blast the demolition troops! No difference, bomb! I will bear the responsibility!"

The roar of thunder sounded again, and large stone bullets, driven by the detonating clay, fell towards the three people.

"Shikigami summoned? Soldiers!"

As the first batch of shikigami to follow Yu Luo, the soldiers were not very strong by nature, but they became more and more brave under Yu Luo's feeding. The ten-meter-tall body was made of gray and white granite and looked extremely strong. He turned his back to protect the three of them. , was hit by explosive stones and was covered in rubble.

"Hei Ji! Destroy the fort position for me!" Yu Luo waved his hand, and the big black snake sprang out of his sleeve and headed straight into the distance.

"Qing Ji! Make a big scene!"

The Qingji Orochi appeared and instantly sprayed poisonous mist into the sky, spreading into the distance.

At this moment, the Iwagakure ninjas remembered the fear of being dominated by Sanshouyu Hanzo, and they all fell to the ground and buried their faces in the soil.

"Three ancient toad brothers! Come out to cause trouble!" Yu Luo simply slapped the ground, and three huge toad stone sculptures began to slowly crack the stone skin.

Here comes the advantage of shikigami compared with psychic beasts. Psychic beasts need to be summoned in exchange for equivalent chakra, while shikigami are naturally parasitic on Yuluo's body, and they do not require the consumption of chakra to release them.

He summoned six giant psychic beasts in a row, and waved his sword without any signs of fatigue, bleeding like a river.

"What the hell! Who is he!" Commander Iwagakure roared at the top of his lungs, almost collapsing.