I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

Halfway through the Kingdom of Fire, a team of one old and two young were marching slowly along the forest path, carrying boxes on their backs.

Yu Luo suddenly raised his head and looked at the mushroom on a tree: "When we came here, it seemed that the mushroom we picked on this tree was poisonous."

"It's still poisonous mushrooms now." Ebisu nodded.

"At that time, you were just a group of students who had just graduated. Now you have grown into a strong person in your own right. The teacher is ashamed of himself." Maruhoshi Kosuke smiled.

"It's a pity that the three-person team is missing one person." Yu Luo looked up and sighed.

"My Armor of Light...my hero..." Ebisu cried.

"You guys go back and report on your work. I'm going to the Land of Rain and I must bring Xia back!" Yu Luo clenched the newspaper in his hand.

The title of Nuoda above: [Believe in the light, the warrior of light appears again at the border of the Kingdom of Rain! 】

"Ah... I'm going back just now to be rewarded for meritorious service. Maybe we will be granted the title of Jonin. Why don't you go?" Ebisu was stunned.

"Don't talk about being a jounin. I'm just tricking you into assigning tasks and acting like a bull. Look at how wise the teacher is. If you are a permanent genin, you won't be responsible for anything." Yu Luo laughed.

"I told you that I didn't become a nin because I wanted to be lazy!" Kosuke Maruhoshi said angrily.

"No matter what, I will follow you as a genin. There are no assigned tasks, so I can do whatever I want." Yuluo waved his hand easily.

"I'm not like you. I'm still waiting to become a great ninja master." Ebisu objected.

"Hey, when the time comes to be dragged to the front line to fight the Tsuchikage, don't be so scared that you wet your pants." Yu Luo chuckled.

"Shut up!" Ebisu roared.

"Then let's say goodbye here. I will make it clear to Mr. Hokage about your situation. As for the promotion of your title, I think the third generation will make his own decision." Kosuke Maruboshi nodded.

"Okay, see you next time." Yu Luo nodded, and after watching the two people leave, he rode on the big fat raccoon, lying on his furry back, drinking Shukaku wine, enjoying a lazy life, and facing the rain. The country advances.

With the protection of a group of shikigami, there is no need to worry too much about danger. There are still several days on the road, so Yuluo can take the opportunity to complete this copy.

[Random Beast] [Natural Affinity] [999 Years Old] is the talent chosen this time. There is a high probability that it will turn into some kind of powerful animal monster.

Monsters tend to become more powerful the longer they live. At 999 years old, you might be able to become a powerful monster right after birth.

If it is nature-friendly, it should absorb natural energy. This must be chosen.

But the randomness of turning into some kind of animal is a bit tricky, I just hope it's not a rabbit.

[Appearance: 5] [Physique: 5] [Wisdom: 5] [Destiny: 5]

The moderate method is to test the water first. After all, there is no shortage of chakra now. You can recharge it if you want. It will be depleted after one or two failures.

[A copy is being generated...]

[Activate into a random beast: You are a thousand-year-old turtle spirit! 】

Yu Luo looked at the green turtle shell behind him, walked to the pond, knocked on the door of the crocodile's house next door, and put it in its mouth: "Brother, do you want to eat turtle? It's a kidney tonic."

【you are dead……】

Now Yuluo feels that this 999-year-old is not very reliable. The system will never give him too strong initial strength. He needs to grow up for a period of time and temporarily ignore it.

[Randomly transformed into a beast] [Natural affinity] [Yan is justice]

Multiple attribute points are always useful.

[Appearance: 9] [Physique: 5] [Wisdom: 4] [Destiny: 2]

[A copy is being generated...]

[Activate into a random beast: You are a very cute sheep]

[Get temporary skill: Natural Charm]

Yu Luo was stunned, sheep?

When I looked at myself facing the lake, I saw that this guy was really pretty. I never thought that a sheep could be so beautiful.

While he was indulging in his beauty, he suddenly heard a rustling sound behind him. When he looked back, he saw a bearded man wearing a turban, walking obscenely behind him, his face covered with A lustful smile.

Yu Luo was startled and bumped into a stone by the river.

【you are dead……】

"I don't believe it anymore, come again!"

Yuluo and this random beast's talent were at par with each other, so they changed their combination.

[Randomly transformed into a beast] [Half-demon: All attributes +1] [Natural affinity]

【颜值：5+1】【体质：5+1】【智慧：7+1】【命运：3+1】

[A copy is being generated...]

[Activate into a random beast: You are a fox! 】

[Half-demon activates: You are a half-demon that is half human and half fox. 】

[Background identity: Your mother is the great fox of Tamamo Mountain, and your father is just a human scholar. Your birth has brought shame to the demon clan and fear to humans. 】

[Acquire temporary skills: Wind Affinity, Fox Mind Transformation Technique]

Yu Luo opened his eyes and appeared at the edge of a lake. The scene in front of him seemed not much different from the charming sheep last time.

I looked in the mirror at the lake. I didn't look like a fox or a human. I looked like a monkey with white fur all over its body. Just looking at the two erect white ears, I looked a little handsome.

It's just that the naked look is a bit shameful. It seems that there is a temporary skill, Fox Mind Transformation Technique?You can change whatever you want.

"Change!"

There was a bang in the smoke, and a handsome young man wearing a mask appeared by the lake, like an elegant Confucian scholar who was well-read in poetry and full of romance.

"This dress is perfect for seducing a girl from the countryside." Yu Luo shook her small fan and looked around to see if there was anyone around.

Suddenly, I heard rustling voices from behind, and when I turned around, I saw a group of farmers walking this way.

"Uncles, may I ask about the nearest town..." Yu Luo just started to speak, but he heard the other person say this.

"My lords, this is the fox demon we have here. He often deceives and seduce young girls, and then eats them after defiling them!"

"Hey! You old farmer has such a bad mouth, why do you accuse the fox of innocence out of thin air! When did I seduce a girl?" Yu Luo pointed at the old farmer who spoke while waving his small fan.

"You still dare to quibble, I tell you, fox demon! The adults of the Ninja Sect are here, and your death is imminent!" As they spoke, a group of farmers stepped aside, revealing a group of Ninja Sect practitioners in white, headed by It was the Yuromo brothers.

The two of them have matured a lot, and they are completely independent. They are even more ready to take action at any time.

"Wait a minute, even if you're a Ninja sect, you have to be reasonable in everything, right? I'm just an ordinary handsome fox who has never done anything harmful to the world. Why do you come here and beat me indiscriminately?" Yu Luo waved his fan calmly, determined that with his natural affinity with the two brothers, they would never do anything rashly.

"Sir, what do you have to say to monsters? They are all bad things. Just beat them to death." A member of the Ninja Sect said angrily.

"Wait a minute, humans are born from humans, demons are born from demons, humans have good guys and bad guys, and demons also have good demons and bad demons. Those who look good are good demons, and those who don't look good are bad demons. Since ancient times, Sages can be taught without distinction, and even monsters are qualified to be taught. How can they all be beaten to death with one stick?" Yu Luo waved his fan elegantly.

"Brother, I seem to have heard of this theory." Hamura leaned close to Hagoromo's ear.

"So, you are a good demon?" Yuyi frowned.

"Oh, half of the human blood in my body comes from my mother's teachings, always reminding me to be a good person~" Yu Luo nodded humbly.

"Are you sure it was him who seduced the girl from your village?" Yuyi looked at the villagers.

"That..." Everyone hesitated and couldn't be sure at all.

"It's him! Besides this arrogant fox demon, who else would harm our girls!?" The original old farmer shouted while holding up his hoe.

"So you haven't seen it with your own eyes?" Yu Luo raised his eyebrows.

"This...must be you..." The old farmer's tone was no longer so firm.

"So not only is it not me, but on the contrary, I also know who abducted your missing daughter." Yu Luo shook his fan.

"Who!"

"It's the toads from Miaomu Mountain. Because of their ugliness, they are greedy for all beautiful things. Haven't you heard a saying that toads want to eat swan meat? Doesn't this prove that they are lustful?"

"Have you heard the story about the frog prince again? They are good at using smooth deception to get kisses from girls."

Yu Luo smiled.

"Then...where is the toad?" The old farmer was stunned.

"Miaomu Mountain... I don't know either. People from the Ninja Sect should know, right?" Yu Luo replied.

"Well, yes, we have also heard about the cunningness of the toads in Mount Miaomu, but we still need to find out the specific location." Yuyi nodded.

"I am willing to go with you to prove my innocence." Yu Luo nodded.

And just like that, a strange journey began.

Tanuro is obviously a human samurai but hangs out with monsters.

The fox demon is a monster, but he ran into the ninja sect.

The power of the Ninja Sect is not small now. There are hundreds of people who are dedicated to hunting down the monsters that harm mankind, and obtaining their power from the monsters and turning them into ninjutsu.

Yu Luo's joining made many people feel grudge, but Yu Luo was always full of enthusiasm, and even taught some ninja members who had gone astray how to release the real ninjutsu, and they quickly integrated into the organization.

The meridians of the half-demon are naturally tougher than those of humans, and Yuluo easily learned from the Hagoromo brothers the nine techniques of soft fist that other ninja sects could not learn. Of course, this was something he already knew.

Yuluo just wanted to rely on the bonus of Wisdom 8 and the guidance of his two geniuses Otsutsuki to complete the advanced use of the nine movements of Rou Fist, such as the fusion combo of Rou Fist, and the changes in the properties of Rou Fist.

In view of the high initial favorability, the two of them were very happy to give pointers to this alternative monster.

Half a month later, Ninja learned from the mouths of a group of crows the location of Mt. Miaomu, a red earth hill near the desert.

Due to the very remote geographical location, a large-scale departure of the Ninja sect from the center of the continent may lead to a massacre of monsters, so only the Hagoromo brothers and Yuluo went to Mt. Myoboku.

Another week later, the three of them came to this desolate land. Along the way, the semi-desert land was full of collapsed houses and gnawed human bones. It was so desolate that it was chilling.

Miaomu Mountain is really easy to find. A large river flows backwards into a huge whirlpool. This is evidence that Miaomu Mountain plunders the natural energy of underground rivers and selfishly builds a holy place.

This barren red land is the result of the plundering of natural energy.

"Hey... there are actually such excessive monsters. This is a thousand times more excessive than killing humans." Hamura's eyes were full of anger.

"Then destroy them!" Hagoromo moved along the reverse river.

Suddenly, an orange-skinned toad jumped out of the river, with a translucent bead hanging around its neck. It rolled its dead eyes and said, "Are you Hagoromo and Hamura? I've heard about Miaomu Mountain Toad Maru for a long time. I’ve never had the opportunity to visit you because of your benevolence and righteousness. I didn’t expect that…”

Before he finished speaking, Hamura shot an arrow at the toad: "Shut up, you toad who is deceiving the public with your lies!"

"What... why did you suddenly attack me!" Gamamaru was pretty good at it, and he dodged in one jump.

"Seducing girls and plundering natural energy! You still want to quibble!" Hamura aimed his bow again.

"What a girl, I'd rather be a frog... the natural energy we absorb is only a fraction of that of your mother..." Gamamaru explained while jumping.

"Hagoromo scolded your mother! I'll help you beat him!" Yuluo waved his fan, and the natural energy in the wind gathered into wind blades and slashed towards Tomamaru.

Seeing that Gamamaru was no match, the others didn't listen at all, so they immediately jumped into the river and swam towards the sacred land of Mt. Myoboku.

"Let's go, follow me!" Hagoromo opened his eyes and ran towards the vortex of Miaomu Mountain absorbing natural energy.

Passing through the space portal, the three of them stood on a waterfall. A large amount of water flowed into the courtyards of each house through the mouth of a huge stone frog.

Almost every toad family has dug a huge pond for them to play and enjoy. You can even see a huge red toad as big as a hill lying in a mud pit enjoying the waterfall shower.

Countless giant rare plants grow here, and even mushrooms that are tens of meters high appear. Such giant plants can only grow in places with the most abundant natural energy.

"Damn...it's thousands of miles outside, because the natural energy was plundered here by them. I want you to feel the pain that humans have suffered a hundred times!" Yuyi's anger had reached the extreme, and he slowly floated into the sky, raising his hands high. .

"Feel the wrath of the Son of God!!"

boom!boom!boom!

Three earthquakes occurred in succession, and the earth trembled under the pressure of a huge repulsive force. The rocks were crushed into powder. Countless little toads could not withstand such huge force and were directly crushed into pulp.

"Quack, quack, quack, there's an enemy invasion!" Suddenly the sound of frogs was heard.

"I'll come too!" Yu Luo would not let go of the opportunity to collect simulation points, attracting and controlling this abundant and abnormal natural energy, turning it into wind blades all over the sky, slashing at the many toads below. The disgusting scene was unbearable for a moment. See.

A toad as huge as a mountain jumped out of the hot spring, took a sip of water from the puddle, compressed it into a giant water bomb, and sprayed it into the sky.

"Soft fist? 6? 1 return to heaven!"

Hamura spun around and rolled up the saliva like a waterspout. It bounced back and shattered a cliff, burying many little toads alive.

The big toad didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, and rolled its tongue towards Yuyi like it was eating a fly.

"Soft Fist Technique? 6? 1 Extra Large Rasengan!"

Hagoromo held a shiny super-large spiral pill and pressed it from his tongue to the big toad's mouth. It exploded and was bloody and bloody.

"Wait! Give me the head!" Yu Luo quickly prepared a super-large wind blade and fired it at the big toad's head, decapitating him in two pieces.

The entire Miaomu Mountain is like a complete society, and the smallest ones are civilians, fleeing in all directions.

The medium-sized ones are all soldiers, and they already have a certain degree of combat effectiveness. They can attack by spitting water balls and whipping their tongues.

The number of huge toads is very small, only three at a glance, especially since the contemporary toad fairy is so old that he can't walk and needs a lot of small toads to carry him to escape.

"Leave it to me, Immortal Toad. You guys take care of the big toad!" Yu Luo will not miss this opportunity to pick things up. He can't beat a big toad, but he can still take care of an old toad that will die if he sneezes.