I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

"Drinking the vast sea of ​​horses is indeed an unprecedented feat..."

"It's a pity that the teacher may not be able to see this scene..."

Yuluo sat by the crystal clear lake, looking in the direction of Maruboshi Kosuke's team.

"Yes...Teacher...you must live." Ebisu was also extremely uncomfortable.

Hyuga Hizashi resolutely returned to the reconnaissance force, training the new Hyuga branch, trying not to think about the ten guards who were left behind as bait.

"Hey, don't be sad. Sunagakure and the others like to take advantage of small things. Many times they will capture prisoners without killing them, waiting for a ransom. Maybe your teacher was just captured." Anko was comforting beside him.

"That's all we can hope for." Yu Luo sighed.

"Hey! Our troops are too busy setting out. We didn't bring anyone with us from the logistics team. We eat boiled canned food every day and almost vomited. You are the only people in the logistics department here. Do you have to take on the responsibility? Did you get your job as a fan?" Hongdou strangled him hard by the neck.

"I'm not... energetic... ah... I want to... sleep..." Yu Luo rolled his eyes.

"If this is the teacher's last wish...he will definitely not want everyone to fight hungry..." Ebisu burst into tears.

When Yu Luo heard this, he stood up and cursed: "Fuck! Fire! Notify everyone! I will treat everyone to authentic braised lamb hand rice at noon today!"

"Long live!" Hongdou cheered.

……

Orochimaru, the only two members of the logistics team, are responsible for the food for nearly 1500 people in this unit.

Fortunately, Yuluo has many shikigami, so one person can cover a whole class.

Ginmaru is responsible for slaughtering the fat sheep raised in the oasis, and the slaughter is as if he is facing a real enemy.

Sui Ji was in charge of knife skills. Her pair of sharp claws were more flexible than a small knife. In a short time, she could pick off the mutton piece by piece from the bones. However, often she could only pick out half of the mutton. Half of them no one dared to ask.

The hair-eating ghost and Meow Ji cooperated to fish in the vast sea, and a large basket of saury came in all morning.

Xue Ji used ice breath and goat milk to make delicious ice cream, which became a good treat for ninjas to cool off from the heat.

Fatty is already a skilled chef and has almost perfect mastery of all of Maruboshi Kosuke's recipes. He can even recreate many of the Chinese delicacies in Yu Luo's impression.

Yan Ling is still responsible for lighting the fire and licking the stove. The perfect heat is the chef's greatest help.

In order to make Yu Luo feel more comfortable, Yu Cuijin actually took the initiative to build a cubic stone canteen using earth escape, and installed curtains. When the snow girl started snowing, the summer heat dissipated instantly.

More than a dozen little foxes turned into attendants and were busy setting up the dining mats on the spot.

At noon on this day, after wandering between life and death every day since the expedition, the ninjas had their first decent meal, which almost made people unable to hold back their tears.

Almost everyone was holding a bucket of Tianjinjin and eating the cold ice cream with tears streaming down their face. They were unwilling to leave the canteen and directly regarded it as a rest room.

Some people bought the limited supply of ice-cold Coke, holding on to the wall and vomiting loudly, which was simply enviable.

In the afternoon, the medical team even moved the camp directly to the canteen. The good temperature was more suitable for the recovery of injuries.

The next day, Orochimaru set up his headquarters in the cafeteria because Orochimaru also liked the shade.

In this way, the cafeteria was inexplicably regarded as an integrated office.

Orochimaru also called Yuluo to ask how Ice Release came about.

Yu Luo still said the same thing. After being seriously injured by Ye Cang's Zhuo Dun, his cells evolved to protect themselves, and another extreme ice escape chakra appeared.

Orochimaru thought for a long time, and then summed up a theory of evolution of survival of the fittest.

Bei Liuhu was in the corner, licking his tentacles coldly, coveting the blood inheritance power of Ice Escape.

"Are you willing to be my student?" This time it was Orochimaru who took the initiative to invite.

"I'm still a subordinate. I'm afraid I'll be cut open by you one day." Yu Luo refused this time.

"Very good, I hope there will be another chance to cooperate in the future." Orochimaru licked his lips. He has now officially regarded Yu Luo as an outstanding ninja.

……

The time they were stationed was relatively stable, and the nearby Sunagakure ninjas gradually receded. Yuluo had nothing else to do except cooking. He finally had time to enter the simulator to get rid of the haze of Maruhoshi Kosuke's disappearance.

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Yu Luo opened his eyes and saw the beautiful and peaceful scene of Xuexiang, like a fairyland outside the world.

"Husband, we've been drinking cold drinks... I'm worried something might happen." Xue Nu seemed to have no memory outside the simulator, still lying in Yu Luo's arms, saying with some worry.

"Go let him out and see what's going on." Yu Luo nodded.

The two of them walked to the permafrost lake under the snow-capped mountains together, and fished out the frozen dumplings from the lake. After shouting for a long time but no response, they dragged them home and roasted them over the fire.

As the ice slowly melted, Jiutun woke up. He opened the wine gourd shakily and took two sips of wine before he recovered.

"I didn't expect that I, the most powerful monster in the world, would be defeated by a mere human being, ah!" Jiu Tun shook out a string of snot from his nose.

"You didn't lose to me, you lost to your arrogance." Yu Luo smiled, took out a bowl and leaned over: "Good wine, take a sip?"

"Hahahaha, I admit that your power exceeds that of most humans, but not everyone can drink my wine! Even if an ordinary monster drinks it, he will be drunk for three days!" Shutun laughed.

"Don't talk nonsense, just say you are reluctant to part with it!" Yu Luo knocked the bowl.

"Okay, okay, I like such generous people. This wine gourd was born with me. It has two major abilities. One is that after pouring fine wine and pouring demon power, it can produce unlimited fine wine. That's called a tube. .”

"The second biggest effect of this is to suck the monster into the gourd and brew it for seven days and seven nights. After the monster turns into the monster wine, take a sip. The taste will be like a dream, like entering a fairyland..."

"Which one do you want to drink?" Jiutun grinned.

"Nature is good wine."

"What a courage. This gourd contains a dream tapir that I caught. As long as you can drink this bowl without getting drunk, I will accept you as a human being as my brother!" Shuten smiled boldly, flipped the gourd and poured it. A glass of bright red and crystal clear wine will make you feel ecstatic just by smelling it.

"Oops... I didn't choose the talent of not getting drunk after a thousand cups, otherwise I would have had an extra brother!" Yu Luo was shocked, and then he understood the purpose of the talent in the talent options.

"Madam, give me the most exciting thing to wake me up." Yu Luo whispered to Xue Nu.

The snow girl blushed and quietly released the power of ice.

"Good wine!" Yu Luo took a sip, picked up the bowl and drank it all in one gulp: "Dry it!"

As soon as it entered his throat, the pores all over his body dilated, as if he was directly transported into a dreamland.

Xue Nu also quietly formed an ice needle and pierced Yu Luo's acupuncture point.

"Oh oh oh oh!!!" Yu Luo's eyes widened and his teeth kept chattering.

"What's wrong...good...good ice...good wine!" Yuluo's spirit kept exchanging between Binghe and Menghe. The stimulation was exciting enough, but he couldn't hold back the drug-like wine. In the end, he still Fell to the ground.

"Hey, let me tell you, no matter how strong human beings are, they can only be like this." Jiutun sneered, raised the gourd of wine, faced Mengxuan, shook his head, and fell drunk to the ground.

"Man, it's really..." The snow girl had to drag them both to the bedroom and cover them with quilts.

……

A day later, Yu Luo woke up, but his energy was particularly good.

[Drinking wine and swallowing ghost wine, the current dungeon’s constitution +2]

After a while, Jiutan next door woke up and knocked his head: "The best way to sober up is to drink a little more wine."

Then he opened the gourd and took a big sip.

He howled again in a daze: "Young boys and girls, hurry up and bring it to my uncle's belly."

Yu Luo's face turned dark. This is really a man-eating monster: "You rotten drunkard, sober up. This is my home."

Jiutun then opened his eyes and waved his hand: "Oh, it's you. You're not good at drinking. You're not worthy of being my brother."

"So, what's the matter with you coming to see my wife this time?" Yu Luo asked directly.

"Oh, it's like this. The sly ghost said that Kaguya girls are hunting gods everywhere, and the next step will be to kill us monsters, so they will hold a night banquet of hundreds of ghosts, feast on boys and girls, and discuss countermeasures together. I am the snow girl. The target of the invitation." Jiutun took out a crumpled invitation from his arms.

"It's aimed at Kaguya again... Okay, we'll go with you." Yuluo felt that it was time to go out.

"You want to go too?" Jiutan looked strange.

"We are inseparable." Yu Luo hugged the snow girl.

"Yes, I am where my husband is." The snow girl nodded.

"Whatever, if you want to be eaten by other monsters, I don't care." Shuten spread his hands indifferently.

"Without further ado, let's set off." Yu Luo stood up.

"I'm not in a hurry, why are you in such a hurry?" Jiutun took another sip of wine.

"Fuck Kaguya, hurry up." Yuluo pulled Shuten up.

The two of them had nothing to clean up their dilapidated house. They just brought their cotton-padded clothes and bedding and all their money. Before leaving, they went to the small town to buy the best sword in the village so that they would not have to use hatchets when fighting.

"Going to Dajiangshan?" Yu Luo asked.

"Go to Dajiangshan, go to Tengu Cliff! I still have a few invitation letters that I haven't sent out yet." Jiutun replied.

In ancient times, carriages and horses were slow. When they arrived at Tengu Cliff in a donkey cart, it was already a month later. It was a barren high red soil slope. People's livelihood was in decline. There were only a few elderly people left in the dilapidated villages and towns along the way. He was still gasping for breath, and there was barely a young man in sight.

"What's going on here?" Yu Luo found an old man and asked.

"Young man, how dare you come out so arrogantly! Be careful that the tengu will catch you and eat you!" the old man said in horror.

"Could it be that everyone here has been eaten by tengu?" Yu Luo was stunned.

"Hey, who says it's not the case! Half of it is eaten and half of it is running away, leaving us half-dead and unable to run, and no one likes to eat." The old man sighed: "You'd better leave quickly and wait for the Tengu to come. , you won’t be able to run away.”

"Is Tengu so edible?" Yuluo looked back at Shuton.

"Of course you can eat it... People live in groups..." Jiutan lay drunkenly on the donkey cart and burped.

At this time, the sky suddenly became gloomy, and the scorching sun was shrouded in black clouds. When I looked up, I saw a black crowd of crows flying in the sky, making a loud noise.

"Ah ah ah, the tengu is coming!" The old man was so frightened that he knelt on the ground and kowtowed repeatedly.

"Jiejiejiejie...two fresh and delicious humans! The boss will definitely reward us!"

"Come on, little ones! Capture them and send them to the king!"

"Good boy, so many tengu?" Yu Luo looked at the crowd of crows that covered the sky.

"Husband, they are just the weakest Crow Tengu among the Tengu clan. Let me deal with them." Yuki Onna took a step forward.

"Why do you need me, madam? Hey, you rotten drunkard, lend me the wine gourd." Yu Luo stretched out his hand.

Jiutun threw the wine gourd into Yu Luo's hand. Yu Luo took a deep breath, raised his head and took a big sip, then sprayed it towards the sky. The long knife in his hand turned into a flaming blade, dancing into a scene of burning clouds.

Breath of fire, wine and fire combo! ! !

In an instant, the Crow Tengu all over the sky had their black wings on fire, wailing and rolling around on the ground. For a moment, it was like a chicken coop on fire.

"You...you wait! When our king comes, you will be nice to see!" The few surviving Crow Tengu quickly flew into the sky, flying towards a huge stone pillar on the red soil slope.

"Old man, you can eat these black-bone chickens as you like." Yu Luo kicked the burnt Crow Tengu on the ground.

"What a sin... What a sin... You have angered the Tengu, and you will bring disaster to us... Get out of our village..." A group of old men were shaking with fear as they held up hoes.

"You don't point your hoe at the tengu who eats you, but you point it at me?" Yu Luo tilted his head.

"You...you are a good person..." the old man trembled.

"Do good people deserve to be pointed at with a hoe? Do you believe that I will chop you off and leave nothing behind?" Yu Luo pointed his knife forward.

A group of old men swooped and ran home.

"Hey..." Yu Luo took a sip of the wine gourd and suddenly felt a little cool and looked back.

A big white-feathered bird wearing a red mask with a long nose flew into the sky, waving its huge wings behind it, bringing with it strong winds.

"Husband, this is the Great Tengu..." Yuki-onna whispered.

"Hello, Big Gouzi." Yu Luo waved.

The Great Tengu glanced at the three people below, stopped at the drunkard Shuten on the carriage, and sneered.

"Hmph, I didn't expect that the mighty master of the country would hang out with mere humans."

"I don't want to be with humans... He is the strongest among humans..." Drunk, he was talking nonsense.

Seeing that Shuten was speechless, the Great Tengu turned his attention to Yuluo again.

"You were the one who wounded my men? Are you ready to face the wrath of the storm? Human?"

As he spoke, the wings behind his back began to flap violently, and the stones on the ground slowly vibrated, gradually circling as the storm formed.

"Wait... We are here to deliver invitations, why are we fighting again?" Yu Luo felt his body slowly lifting off the ground.

"The Great Tengu is not a reasonable person..." Yuki-onna also couldn't control her body.

"It's not just unreasonable, it's just cheating. How can we fight someone who is flying in the sky and has short hands?" Yu Luo glanced at Jiutan. This guy was actually smacking his lips in sleep and had no intention of taking action.

"This guy, believe it or not, I poured all your wine?" Yu Luo held up his wine gourd and thought of a good idea as soon as he finished cursing.

"Lady! Freeze!"

Yu Luo waved his hand and splashed the wine in the wine gourd. It flowed out like a continuous river. As the suction force of the hurricane entered it, it formed a waterspout.

The snow girl's eyes turned into the color of frost, her long blue hair fluttered, and she spewed out a mouthful of ice breath. The extremely cold temperature actually caused the waterspout to gradually freeze, making screams of crunching and crackling sounds.

Looking from a distance, you can see a huge ice cloud like a top, standing between the sky and the earth, like a natural wonder.

Fortunately, this ancient wine was naturally fermented and its concentration was not high. If it were replaced by 53-degree distilled wine in the future, the freezing point would be -80 degrees, and the snow girl would even freeze the aunt without being able to freeze it.

The big dog was unconvinced and continued to wave his fan, the wings behind his back violently beating, trying to break the frozen tornado.

Because the snow girl is always with humans, her heart is no longer cold, and her demon power is slightly inferior, so she can only support herself hard.

"Madam, hold on, let me treat you to grilled chicken wings." Yu Luo held down the long knife and stepped on the steps of the ice storm to jump up to the height of the storm.

The continuously condensing ice crystals and the powerful twisting storm made the entire cone very unstable. Yu Luo had to jump between the falling ice blocks. It took a lot of effort to climb to the top of the storm and watch it float in the air. , the Otengu, who was still unaware, took a swig of strong alcohol and sprayed it on the blade of the sword.

"Have you ever seen a sword technique that falls from the sky?"

"Breath of Fire... Windmill of Fire!"

Yu Luo jumped up, swung his sword like a net, and the flames filled the sky and enveloped the Great Tengu without reservation.

"What?" The Otengu was really concentrating on fighting the snow girl, trying to see whether his wind power was stronger or her freezing power, and he didn't notice at all that a hot fire wheel was chopped down from the sky.

When he wanted to flap his wings and escape, it was already too late. A knife slashed hard at the base of the wings. The wings instantly spurted out blood, dyeing the snow-white wings red, and fell from the sky.

Even in the process of falling, Yuluo and Daitengu still fought desperately. The two hugged each other tightly. If they couldn't use the knife, they would use their headbutts. If they were stunned by the headbutts, they would hit them with their knees. They used all the despicable street skills. Fighting.

Creatures like monsters take advantage of all the natural advantages of the body. The only drawback is that they are not very good at fighting. After all, everything has been flown with one wing since childhood. When encountering such a hob, I really don’t know what to do. How to do it.

Boom... The Great Tengu and Yuluo fell to the ground together.

The fallen Tengu was no better than a chicken. Under Yu Luo's flames, he had no power to fight back, and his health bar was visibly reduced.

"Husband, stop fighting!" Xue Nu suddenly grabbed Yu Luo.

"What are you doing? The free-range chicken hasn't accepted it yet!" Yu Luo frowned.

"Look at the back..." Snow Girl pointed to the back.

I saw three more big tengu floating in the air with their wings fanning, staring down.

"Nani...did you stab Kunwo?" Yu Luo was shocked.

"I told you... Tengu live in groups..." Shuten said drunkenly.