I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

As the Hokage's special envoy and an old man in the logistics force, Kosuke Maruboshi has temporarily taken over the management of the logistics force under the orders of the Hokage.

Now I am sorting out the bad debts left by Dofei Yuan. I am so busy that I have to call two incompetent students over to help.

"Teacher, we have already counted clearly. Madoka Doi embezzled a total of 500 taels and 10 taels." Ebisu held a box of chips in his arms.

"Huh?" Kosuke Maruhoshi raised his eyes and glanced at the two of them: "If I know that you are making false reports, I will not be merciful and will definitely hand you over to the torture squad for torture."

"Ahem... I just lost my sunglasses, and I missed one digit. It's 5000 and two million taels." Ebisu coughed awkwardly.

"Do you want to go next door and see how the torture squad tortured Madoka Doi's subordinates?" Kosuke Maruhoshi glanced at the two of them again.

"Ahem! I may have been too weak recently, and my eyesight is dazzled... Five hundred and twenty million taels is the right amount." Ebisu coughed repeatedly.

Maruhoshi Kosuke raised his crutch and knocked on the clinking box behind Yuluo: "Count this place as well."

"One billion taels..." Ebisu felt bitter for a moment.

"What a shameful greed... leave it over there and go check the ninjutsu scroll." Maruhoshi Kosuke nodded.

"Damn... I might as well just follow Tu Fei Yuan." Yu Luo cursed and squatted down.

"That's right, that's right, the teacher is too rigid and doesn't know how to adapt at all. Fortunately, I secretly hid two of them in my underwear." Ebisu chuckled.

"Look at your potential." Yu Luo said contemptuously.

"How many have you hidden?"

Yuluo made a two.

"twenty?"

Yu Luo shook his head.

"Two hundred?" Ebisu was horrified.

Yu Luo shook his head.

"Two thousand?" Ebisu gradually lost his voice.

"Two seal scrolls! Idiot, what's the use of money? Materials are king." Yu Luo rolled his eyes.

"Awesome." Ebisu gave a thumbs up.

But at this time, the people who were organizing supplies actually rescued a bloody man from the underground of the logistics department who was beaten so badly that he didn't even recognize his mother.

"I am a warrior of light... My parents are warriors of light... My whole family is a warrior of light... Stop fucking fighting..."

"Is this Mr. Oda?" Ebisu was stunned.

"Amitabha... Tufei Yuan is really a sinner." Yu Luo clasped his hands together.

……

The work of rectifying the logistics department lasted for three full days before the bad debts left by Madoka Doi were sorted out and submitted to the Hokage.

At the same time, Hiruzen Sarutobi's formal appointment letter was also issued, officially ordering Kosuke Maruboshi to serve as the Logistics Minister to manage the logistics work of the entire battlefield.

Although Kosuke Maruboshi, a genin of ten thousand years, did not want to take on this important task, there was no suitable candidate for the time being, so he could only reluctantly take it.

Orochimaru was not idle either. Based on the secret channels Yuluo and the others recorded about their quarrel with Sunagakure, they sent dozens of powerful teams to pull out all the nails buried by Sunagakure at the border and completely open up the transportation of the Land of Fire. aisle.

"The teacher has changed, Yuluo, let's betray the teacher!" Ebisu sat on the wall with eyes filled with vicissitudes of life.

"Rebel! You must rebel! It's too much. You can just be busy to death, so why are you dragging us down? Just drag us and you won't let us embezzle! This is as much as asking a cat to watch a fish stall." Yu Luo Angrily.

"It's like putting me in the women's bathroom, where I can't be seen but not touched..." Ebisu has gone through many vicissitudes of life.

The two of them were extremely sad.

"Ebisu, come here and calculate the price of this list."

"Yu Luo, go take inventory of all the food in the warehouse and make a detailed list."

Kosuke Maruboshi started to use the social animals again.

"Destroy Konoha!" they both sighed at the same time.

The only good thing is that Yuluo Shikigami has a lot of reserves, and things like counting the remaining grain in the warehouse can be left to the Shikigami.

"Um...Which of you wants to go?" Yu Luo asked, crossing his arms.

"Me, me, me!" Sui Ji raised her hands high.

"Fat Li, are you going?" Yu Luo pointed at the stupid Da Li.

"Hey, I don't know how to count." Fei Li rubbed his hands and smiled.

"Me me me!" Sui Ji raised her hands wildly.

"Kurohime Kiyohime is not here..."

"Me me me!!" Sui Ji's hand almost hit Yu Luo's face.

"Am I crazy? Let a hungry ghost count the food warehouses. Orochimaru will kill me tomorrow." Yuluo shook his head.

"I can promise not to steal it! I just need to count!" Sui Ji raised her hand.

"Don't eat secretly, eat openly...Old fox, they say foxes are smart, can you count?" Yu Luo looked at the old fox who had always had no sense of existence. She didn't even ask him what his name was, only vaguely Do you remember his name is Black Donkey Job?

"I can count. I used to calculate the tributes at home." The old fox bowed.

"Then I'll leave it to you. I'm going to find Orochimaru." Yu Luo waved his hand.

"Dah!" In an instant, all the shikigami huddled together in fear. They were all frightened by the shikigami sacrifice technique invented by Orochimaru.

"Forget it, forget it, just make a list here. No eating secretly, no eating openly. Fatty, please keep an eye on them, especially Sui Ji and Meow Ji." Yu Luo is extremely fond of fans. Remove all shikigami.

"Yes! Promise not to eat secretly!" Sui Ji and Meow Ji saluted excitedly.

"Then I'm leaving." Yu Luo waved his hand and left the warehouse.

Many shikigami immediately started working.

"This box of canned beef seems to have been bitten by mice. If you don't eat it quickly, it will go bad. I'm not stealing it, but saving food."

"A pack of dehydrated vegetables. It seems to have been bitten by mice. People will get sick if they eat it. But I don't like eating it. Suiji can destroy it for me."

"A dried leg of lamb. It seems to have been bitten by a mouse. They will definitely dislike it and cannot waste food."

"Meow! Why are there no fish in the desert!?"

"Sister, can you put me down first?" Shikigami Jiu Mouse rolled his eyes as Miyaji held him in his arms.

"Meow Meow... The boss said he can't let you eat secretly." Fatty jabbed his finger and whispered.

"I'm not stealing food, I'm destroying the ruined food! If you don't obey, let's have a fight." Meow Ji put her hand on her waist.

"I can't beat him." Fei Li poked his finger in frustration.

"Then eat this bag of corn that has been bitten by rats!"

……

Orochimaru is very busy, and most people can't make appointments at all. Yuluo can only go to Anko first.

"Isn't Hinata Xia back yet?" Anko asked.

"Um...yeah." Yu Luo sighed slightly, without revealing Hinata Xia's situation.

He has recently recalled Yu Weijin, and also learned through Yu Weijin that Hinata Xia has returned to the Land of Fire alone, wearing a light warrior's vest and arresting people to practice the Baqi Blade.

"She will be fine, maybe she was just captured... The teacher will organize an active attack recently, maybe Xia can be rescued by then." Hongdou comforted.

"I hope..." Yu Luo didn't want to talk more about this. The Bright Warrior... was obviously his account...

"By the way, why are you looking for the teacher? If there is nothing important, I won't inform you." Hongdou wrinkled her nose.

"Can I be your teammate?" Yu Luo smiled.

"You? Where is your own team?" Hongdou was stunned.

"Maruboshi-sensei is busy with his work as an official, Hinata Natsu is gone, and there is only Ebisu left. I don't want to stay with him all day long, and I might be mistaken for a CP like Gangzite and the others..." Yuluo smiled.

"Okay, you go talk to the teacher. Anyway, I'm very bored by myself. The teacher only gives out training tasks, which is boring." Hongdou blinked expectantly.

While talking, Anko had already brought Yuluo to Orochimaru's temporary laboratory.

"Go in, it's a little disgusting in there, but it shouldn't be a problem for you." Anko smiled slyly, not wanting to accompany him in.

"Okay, you wait for me." Yu Luo walked over and knocked on the door: "Lord Orochimaru, I am Yu Luo."

"Come in." Orochimaru's signature cold voice came out, not shying away from what he was doing.

Dissecting a corpse belonging to the Hyuga clan.

"Oh damn... I have an eye disease and I didn't see anything." Yu Luo covered his eyes.

"Tell me, what's the matter?" Orochimaru asked without raising his head.

"Um... I have a question about practice that I don't quite understand, and my teacher doesn't know the answer, so I came here to ask Lord Orochimaru..."

"I studied Soft Boxing with my teammate Hyuga Natsu for a while, but I found that I couldn't use Soft Boxing at all, because the meridians of normal people are very thin and fragile, and there is no way to support the passage of violent chakra like the Hyuga clan, so I Master Orochimaru, is there any way to make our meridians stronger?" Yuluo asked quickly.

"It's very simple. If you keep repeating the process of injury repair, the meridians will naturally become tougher." Orochimaru said lightly.

"This kind of rough job is suitable for Kai, but not for me. I believe Lord Orochimaru must have a more scientific method. After all, you are a scientist." Yuluo flattered him for a while.

Orochimaru was unmoved and continued to study the corpse, perfunctorily saying to Yu Luo: "There is no shortcut to practice."

"But human beings are always looking for shortcuts. Laziness is the ladder of scientific progress. Because we are too lazy to walk, we invented the car. If everyone is so diligent, how can science and technology progress so much?" Yu Luo quibbled.

Orochimaru then raised his eyes and looked at Yuluo: "The art of changing human body structure is not a subject I am good at, but I can introduce someone to you."

"Oh? Who?" Yu Luo was a little surprised.

"My assistant, Beiruhu." Orochimaru raised a hand.

Yu Luo followed Orochimaru's hand and saw a researcher in a white coat taking off his mask, and a pale young man showed a perverted smile.

"Long time no see, Yu Luo-san."