I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

On a hot summer day, in Konoha Ninja School, graduating class one, in the Fire Thought classroom, a middle-aged teacher with glasses was sitting on the podium, waving a fan in one hand and holding a textbook in the other and talking non-stop.

"Students, please turn to page 163 of "The Theory of the Will of Fire", the third paragraph..."

"On the Third Hokage's special analysis of the Will of Fire, ah! It's a mandatory final exam question. I didn't take it in the first two years, but I will definitely take it this time. 30 points are here, whether you want to memorize it or not..."

"First of all, the Third Generation Master believes that the Will of Fire should be the care of the seniors for the juniors and the selfless dedication of the juniors to the village..."

Anko Mitarashi, who was sitting in the back row, covered her face with a book and secretly stuffed the dumplings into her mouth, chewing them with bulging cheeks like a hamster.

Obito in the front row was dozing off while shaking his book, sending a chill to Nohara Rin who was listening carefully next to him.

Metkai was sitting upright on the desk, sweating profusely, and his body was shaking slightly. If you look closely, you can see that his butt is still 1cm in the air from the stool.

Ebisu hunched over and sandwiched a comic book between his textbooks, his eyes under his sunglasses revealing his lewdness.

Moonlight Hayate's pen fell under the skirt of a female classmate, and she squatted down for a long time without picking it up.

Asuma's eyes were fixed on Yuhi's short hair.

Everything has the flavor of youth.

The empty and boring rhetoric, coupled with the crisp and sweet cicada sound, constitute the best lullaby.

Facing the increasingly intense Third Ninja War, adhering to the life path of "Someone has to be treated as a waste, why can't it be me?" Yuluo, who has no system, no bloodline, and even no five-escape attributes, has long been defeated. He chose to lie down, leaning on the table with a decadent mess of hair, and fell into a beautiful dream.

However, this time's dream was different from the previous spring-filled dreams, and some contained only lines of cold text.

[The Dameng simulation system is being activated...]

[Beep...Beep...Beep...Loading completed]

[Host: Yu Luo]

[Unallocated basic points: 20 points]

【Appearance: 0】+

(Affects the relationship between characters and good and evil)

【Physique: 0】+

(Determines the character’s physical fitness)

【Wisdom: 0】+

(Determines the learning speed of knowledge, as well as initial skills)

【Fate: 0】+

(Family background of birth, and probability of triggering adventure)

[Talent loading...]

[Free prostitution: When you don’t pay when you’re done, happiness +1]

[Destiny: Innate good luck, destiny +3]

[Cao Cao: When you take away someone’s wife, happiness +2]

[Nature: Increased affinity for animals]

[Yin Yang: You are a genderless person]

[Desireless: You cannot gain happiness points, wisdom +3]

[Eye of the Sky: You can see ghosts]

[Lizard: You are a Komodo dragon]

[Bliss: Every 10 points of happiness increase, Constitution +1 point Wisdom +1 point]

[Simulation coins: 0 pieces]

"Simulator... system... golden finger..." Yu Luo stood in the middle of the dream and scratched his head. When he first traveled through time, he often dreamed of owning the system. With the help of the system, he beat Tsunade and kissed him. Kyuubi, reaching the peak of rensheng.

However, when the system actually came, I was a little confused.

"That...system, can you tell me what this [Happiness] is for!"

[Happiness will be converted into simulated coins in proportion when the copy is settled]

A line of emotionless text appeared in the spiritual world.

"Then what's the use of the simulation coins?" Seeing that the system would answer the question, Yu Luo continued to ask.

[After copying, you can use simulation coins to redeem the abilities and items obtained in the simulator. The prices are different depending on the degree of preciousness]

[Refresh talent: Each refresh requires 100 simulation points]

[Please explore other uses by yourself]

"Then how do I calculate the real time after I enter the simulator?"

[A big dream is invisible. A hundred years in a dream may be just a dream of yellow rice. A moment in a dream may also pass by for several years. 】

"Is this still the case? Can I interrupt the simulation?"

[No, you will fall into a deep sleep during simulation]

"Yes, I am even more convinced of my title as the God of Sleep..." Yu Luo scratched his head: "Then how often can I enter the simulator?"

[The anti-addiction system reminds you: There is no cooling time to enter the dungeon simulator, but it requires the consumption of dream energy, and as the number of times you enter the same dungeon increases, the rewards will gradually decrease. 】

[Dream energy can be charged by infusing chakra, which consumes 100% each time it is turned on. Current dream energy: 665%]

"Ah...do you still have the energy to prevent addiction? I also want to use [White Prostitution] and [Cao Cao] to gain unlimited happiness..." Yu Luo's evil little thoughts were instantly exposed.

[Please select a talent, it will be automatically selected after 30 seconds...30, 29, 28...]

"It won't take so long. I'll choose [White Prostitution], [Cao Cao], and [Bliss]." Yu Luo has already made his choice.

[White Prostitution] and [Cao Cao] both increase happiness, while [Bliss] means that the happier you are, the stronger its attributes are. The stronger you are, the happier you are. It is simply a perpetual motion machine.

And he didn’t quite understand what this simulator system was used for, so he just picked one and felt it.

[Please select attributes to add points]

【Appearance: 4】

[Physical: 10]

【Wisdom: 3】

【Destiny 3】

How could Cao Cao be without a good body?Why do you have sex for nothing?

As for the specific purpose of this destiny, we still need to understand it.

[Points have been distributed and a copy is being generated...]

[The sacred tree is being planted...]

[Herding the big demon...]

[The evil god is being implanted...]

[I'm putting Kaguya in high-quality silk...]

[The copy is generated! 】

[Current copy: Age of Kaguya]

[Current timeline: Kaguya controls the entire country of ancestors, and Kaguya’s sons Otsutsuki Hagoromo and Otsutsuki Hamura have just grown up]

[Your identity is: Hunter Butcher]

[Acquire temporary skills: Junior Hunting, Junior Cooking]

[You were born into a family of hunters. You have been stronger than ordinary people since you were a child. You can hunt wild boars with your bare hands at the age of 6. By the age of 8, you are as tall as a bison. With your brute strength, the villagers are afraid of your force and dare not speak out. . 】

"Ah! What a bad background... It's just a mini-boss prepared to build the protagonist's reputation." Yu Luo sighed and then fell into a whirlpool.

When he opened his eyes again, he was already standing in a pure, green and original small mountain village.

The sky is blue, the air is fresh, the trees and flowers are green, and there are two huge wild boar hanging on the meat stall behind, which are the prey "I" hunted yesterday.

"Hmm... let's go get some happiness quickly. Free prostitution, Cao Cao... which one should take priority?" Yu Luo touched his bearded chin and was thinking.

A voice came from behind: "According to the decree of the goddess Mao, I want ten pounds of fine meat, cut it into minced meat, and don't see any fat on it."

Yu Luo listened to these familiar lines and turned around blankly, only to see two young men standing on top of him. They had strange horns on their foreheads. Their eyes were pure white, but there was suppressed anger in their brows. .

"Isn't it... you gave me this at the beginning?" Yu Luo's eyes widened in horror.

"Are you going to cut it or not?!" Hamura frowned and took a step forward.

"Since it is the order of the goddess, I will only obey it." Yu Luo turned around and returned to the meat stall to cut the meat. Even if it was a fatal situation, it would not fall into a box no matter what.

An hour later, a plate of lean minced pork was served.

"Ten more pounds of fat, and don't see any skinny ones."

An hour later, the fatty minced pork was served.

"Ten more pounds of cartilage, no meat at all!"

An hour later, the grated cartilage is served.

"According to the decree of the Goddess Mao, I will order another ten pounds of pork kidneys and cut them into minced meat. There should be no trace of irritation."

"According to the decree of the Goddess Mao, I need another ten pounds of fat intestines, cut into sausages, and not half a piece of feces."

"According to the decree of the goddess Mao, I need another ten pounds of pig bones and cut them into incense ash. There should be no particles."

"According to the decree of the goddess Mao, I need another ten pounds of pig chest hair to be knitted into woolen pants. There must not be half a leg hair."

……

"Come on, I'll take over whatever moves you have." Yu Luo held up his pig-hair shorts and jumped left and right with a beaming eyebrow.

Hamura scratched his cheek in confusion and leaned into Hagoromo's ear: "Brother, it looks like this man has a good temper... He doesn't look like someone who bullies men and dominates women. Could it be that you have found the wrong person?"

"No, that's him...but his anal strength is amazing. Let's come back tomorrow and think of some other reasons." Yuyi nodded deeply.

"Take it, you two, and walk slowly. I wish the goddess eternal blessings~" Yu Luo respectfully handed over a whole cart of Xiangzi.

"Let's go." Hagoromo and Hamura casually threw a bunch of money and pulled the cart away.

Yu Luo watched the two people's backs gradually go away, thinking that this time the dungeon was probably over, and it was impossible for [Bai Prostitution] and [Cao Cao] to be completed under the eyes of the two of them.

How about... playing with something bigger?

"Come on!"

"Hamura bullied an honest person!"

"He keeps saying that he wants to bring justice to the village!"

"He bought me ten kilograms of pork and paid me one kilogram!"

Hagoromo turned his head sharply, veins popping out around his eyes.

"I told you not to wear a hat!"

Bo's big fist came up and punched!Two punches!Three punches!

【you are dead! 】

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