retired elf life

Chapter 16 Sissi is here

Hua Shi and Zhao Lilong talked about old times and returned home.

As soon as I opened the door, your handbag was smashed over.

"Hey, you are finally back." Sissi sat on the sofa and looked at Hua Shi coldly.

"Oh, why is my life so miserable, with a boyfriend like you?"

"It's all my fault. I made you unreasonable and made you unhappy. You don't want to pay attention to me."

"Uh, right, right." Hua Shi revealed his true thoughts.

Sissi was immediately furious after hearing this: "What did you say!" She jumped up from the sofa and looked at Hua Shi fiercely.

"I mean, I was wrong, baby." Hua Shi quickly went up to hug Sissi and actively admitted his mistake, "I'm sorry, wuwuwu, I know I was wrong. Isn't this an emergency?"

"I swear, baby, next time, I, I..."

Sissi crossed her arms and watched Hua Shi perform: "What are you doing? You still know you are wrong, why don't you reply to my message!"

"Didn't you block me?"

"I don't care, I don't care, you just didn't reply to my messages. You left me alone when we were dating and didn't say a word."

"Oh, baby, don't be angry." Hua Shi helped Sissi sit on the sofa, "Look, I prepared a small gift for you."

Sissi looked at Hua Shi and took out a special luxury ball from his waist and handed it to her.

Sissi took the luxurious ball, dropped the switch, and released the elves inside: "The Variety Monster?"

"This is no ordinary Variety Monster." Hua Shi put his hand on Sissi's shoulder, "It can turn into various items. The Variety Monster turns into a mirror."

The Variety Monster obeyed Hua Shi's order and turned into a gorgeous mirror and fell into Sissi's hand.

"Wow, it can really turn into an object." Sissi was a little surprised when she saw this kind of ever-changing monster for the first time. "For the sake of this little cutie, I forgive you, but I won't do it again!"

"Okay baby."

"Geely, Geely." Geely Dan came over wearing an apron and told everyone that dinner was ready.

"Uh..." Hua Shi had just finished eating and drinking with Zhao Lilong, but she would be sad if she didn't eat the food made with lucky eggs. Hua Shi could only bite the bullet and sit on the chair in the restaurant.

Geely Egg filled everyone's bowls with food and came over one by one to teach.

Pikachu and Swampert were still discussing Detective Meow Meow, lamenting the depth of the screenwriter's routines.

"Pika, Pika, Pika Pikachu! (It was supposed to be proven that the murderer was Kojiro's fiancée Musashi, but it turned out that the murderer was the butler Afu!)"

"Di, dou~, dodou, di, dou, di~ (Afu turned out to be the murderer. I quite like this butler, like a lucky egg.)"

"Jenny, Jenny~ (It's all your fault that you almost became the king.)"

"Buyi, Buyi~ (As an assistant, choose a demon fire red fox, what can I do?)"

"Jenny, Jenny, Jenny! (If you can't beat it, blame the support. Is it difficult to admit that you're not good at it?)"

"Buyibu, Buyi! (You are so talented. I was a hundred points higher than you last season.)"

Squirtle stopped talking after hearing this and just ate in silence.

Ibrahimovic proudly continued to laugh at Squirtle: "Buy ~ (Caught Turtle)"

Due to Sissi's arrival, the whole restaurant was packed.

Sissi's Monarch Snake was sitting next to Sissi eating silently. However, his seductive eyes dishonestly touched behind Squirtle and attacked suddenly, knocking Squirtle to the ground.

Squirtle was on all fours, with a confused look on his face. Before his eyes were finished, Squirtle began to turn around.

"Squirtle, Squirtle!" Squirtle angrily used a rocket headbutt, knocking the eye away.

The eye that flew out hit Zoroark, and Zoroark kicked him, scaring him so much that he ran behind Sissi.

Squirtle glared fiercely and didn't care. Bullying a little guy also insulted his image as the number one turtle under Hua Shi.

Kino the chinchilla was entangled by the dog, and the dog kept licking her, doing it tirelessly. If it wasn't for the sake of maintaining his gentle image in Sissy's mind, the dog would have been beaten away long ago.

The Chino chinchilla, who loved cleanliness, had a sullen face, and his murderous intent had already leaked out. He was being licked back and forth by a dog's big tongue, and he couldn't restrain himself from beating the dog.

The most well-behaved one is the Chinese Valentine's Day Bluebird, who just eats silently and doesn't cause trouble.

The eldest sister in Sissi's elf, Ou Li noticed the plight of Kino Chinchilla. He walked over and took the dog away. Someone coaxed the dog to play, so he stopped pestering Kino Chinchilla.

The fearless boy sat in his seat, a little restless. He was a little uncomfortable with so many strange faces suddenly coming to the house, and he ate faster than usual.

Kino, who was about to explode, escaped from the mental and physical torture of Katy Dog, and sighed: "Kino~ (Wow, the image of a lady is saved.)"

The Giant Pincer Mantis took the Giant Needle Bee to meet his old friend, the Monarch Snake.

The Monarch Snake was very pleased to see the child of an old friend, the Sting Bee. Even though she was so cold, she happily stroked the Sting Bee with her tail.

"So, what have you been doing all this time?" Sissi asked in confusion as she looked at Hua Shi.

Hua Shi ate the egg tart and replied inarticulately: "Retirement, help friends occasionally, and have fun on the way."

"Teaching students or something, I'm just doing research."

Sissi's face became serious: "Hua Shi, you are the most talented trainer in the alliance for a century, how can you give up on yourself like this!"

"Hahaha," Hua Shi laughed out loud, "You are so cute, baby."

"Be serious!" Sissi said anxiously, "I am telling you seriously that the World Championships are about to begin, and the country wants you to lead the team."

"Me? I can't do it." Hua Shi quickly refused, "How can a wild fighting spirit like me play in regular league events?"

Sissi rolled her eyes at him: "Huh, you know it too. Don't think I don't know why you always sneak out. This World Championship, the alliance's intention is to have a no-rules competition, with all restrictions open and no single order allowed. weapons of war."

"That's interesting." Hua Shi took a bite of the durian milleple layer and smacked his lips, "Then I have to participate. Do you want to sign a life and death certificate?"

"What are you thinking!"

"Hahahaha, I'm afraid that after I go, Bangzi, Benzi, and Meiko will all make me autistic. After all, no one in the league can rival me in wild fighting."

(End of this chapter)