retired elf life

Chapter 1 Retirement Day

"Pickup, pickup~"

"Ah, morning Pikachu." Hua Shi rubbed his face and said hello to Pikachu sitting on him.

Then he touched the bedside with his right hand, put Pikachu in with the Poké Ball, put the quilt over his head, and went back to sleep.

The Poke Ball that was thrown aside shook violently, a red light flashed, and Pikachu ran out on his own.

"Pika, Pikapi!" Pikachu angrily jumped onto Hua Shi again.

Hua Shi turned over and pinned Pikachu underneath him.

"Pika, Chu!"

The angry Pikachu was about to use one hundred thousand volts to wake up Hua Shi, who was lying in bed.

But he was seen by Squirtle passing by, and Squirtle quickly stopped him: "Squirrel, Squirtle, Jenny! (No, the quilt was electrocuted, and he said he had no money to buy me a skin!)"

"Qiu? (Huh?)" After hearing Squirtle's words, Pikachu's electric light dimmed, and then its tail lit up with a metallic luster, pushing Hua Shi up.

Squirtle also climbed onto the bed and fired a love water gun: "Squirrel, Jenny, Jenny. (If I don't walk the puppy, the puppy will chew my game console.)"

"Oh, I can't stay in bed on Sunday." Hua Shi, who was forced to wash his face, lost his sleepiness and got up from the bed.

As soon as he walked out of the bedroom, Katy the dog ran over with the dog leash in its mouth, and excitedly walked around Hua Shi.

Hua Shi took the dog leash and went out wearing pajamas and slippers.

Hua Shi kicked the dog leash into his pajamas pocket, stretched, and stopped Bibi Bird, who was passing by to deliver newspapers, to buy today's Elf Daily.

"Wang Yuan, the dragon king of the Dragon Kingdom, announced that he will not be re-elected and is preparing to retire."

“Mount Everest astounds modern Ochisis.”

"Top singer Zhou Moyi's latest concert has decided to be held in Sheung Shui City."

"The Rocket Research Institute announced the latest research-three-transformation Eevee."

"Dragon Kingdom Northern League Champion Heavenly King Challenge chooses Fengshen Wen Ziang."

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Hua Shi sat on a bench in the park, reading the newspaper with relish.

"Good guy, he talks about retirement every year and is re-elected every year. This old man Wang Yuan is very bad."

"Deoxys? Rayquaza is fishing there again. If that doesn't work, let's let Arceus build a god of the sky."

"My sister Zhou is holding another concert. She is a model worker. It is probably the Kirby that has depleted her again. Other people's Kirby has eaten enough and slept. Of your two Kirbys, one likes boxing and the other loves boxing. You just love swimming, who else is poor if you are not poor?"

"Three-transformation Eevee, what are you doing with this? Hong Jie has been assisting you in researching the seven-transformation Eevee for three years before he completed the three-transformation. You pig brains are not Pupu pig brains, but Nuannuan pig brains. Brain, right?”

"When will my wish to masturbate seven Eevee at the same time come true?"

"Challenge Ziang, the child is crazy. You don't really believe the most useless king said on the Internet. You believe everything on the Internet and have no brains. The god of wind calls for nothing. He uses six domestic birds to destroy the three clouds of the Eagle Kingdom. Hang him up and beat him."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, poor kid, you won't be autistic by being beaten by a Bibi bird. I'm afraid that the last Bobo gave you a piercing six."

After reading the newspaper for another half an hour, the dog got up and left the park happily.

As soon as he entered the house and was about to eat, he was pushed into the toilet by Ji Lidan to wash up.

"Oh, wouldn't it be the same to brush your teeth after eating?" Under Ji Lidan's fierce gaze, he still picked up the toothbrush.

"Geely~"

The best freshly rolled pancakes are wrapped in jelly eggs, brushed with sweet flour sauce and placed on the plate.

After preparing Hua Shi's breakfast, he started preparing the elves' breakfast.

We took out everyone's dinner bowls from the bowl kitchen, the small steel bowl of Cady Dog, the cute plastic bowl of Pikachu, the big golden bowl of Squirtle, the Eevee bowl co-branded by Eevee's Elf Alliance, and the super big bowl of Swampert , the fearless boy's simple small bowl, the wooden bowl made from the branches of an ancient tree in the hometown of the giant needle wasp, the strong and durable titanium alloy bowl of the giant pincer mantis, and his own large bowl that is the same style as the Swampert.

The little babies had three specially made energy cubes, and the babies of different flavors were sprinkled with different flavors of tree juice. The big guys filled them directly, and then each person was given a cup of milk.

After Hua Shi washed up, he sat at the dining table and ate the newly baked pancakes: "It's crunchy."

The quiet breakfast time was interrupted by the communicator.

"Hua Shen! Help! I was targeted by that bastard Zhengyi. Fortunately, there is a small secret place where I can hide."

"What did you do again?" Hua Shi wiped his hands with paper and took the communicator and asked.

The person on the other end of the phone hesitated and said, "I just stole the championship egg from this year's Fighting Masters World Championship."

Hua Shi was speechless after hearing this. In the three-year Fighting Masters World Championship, the prize for the champion is a fighting elf egg.

That was no ordinary elf. Five hundred eggs had to be selected from more than 6 famous breeding bases around the world, and then screened through layers of layers to finally select an elf egg with amazing talents and special abilities.

"This wave of yours has swollen Long Guo's face." Hua Shi sighed, "This year's competition will be held in Kung Fu Town, the hometown of Chinese fighting. Moreover, you have swollen the country's face. Kung Fu Town You also knocked off my face."

"Don't worry, Shi He, there's more than just justice chasing you. At least one division will be out to surround you right away, and then they'll be joined by fighters from all over the country. All I can say is, you're done."

"Bie Huashen, help me. Aren't you trying to cultivate a fearless boy? My monster will work as a slave for you, and I also have a keystone."

"Shi He, we have been friends for so many years, and I can't turn a blind eye no matter how big the danger is. It has nothing to do with other things. It's just our friendship. You have to pay more."

"Huashen, as expected of you, the residence of a lightning bird in the form of Great Britain."

"Wait for me for an hour."

"I love you Huashen. I'm in the new large secret realm outside Sheungshui City. Come quickly."

(End of this chapter)