I'm really not a scum
Chapter 7 Cover your face and pretend to be a failure!
In the Harmanton District of New York, there is a cafe with a beautiful environment. Its interior decoration is mainly in the classic British style, and it is a place with a very good atmosphere.
Everyone in the room was very quiet and seemed very relaxed. Some people were opening laptops and busy working, some were reading with books in hand, and some couples were discussing some interesting topics in a low voice.
They are all focused unparalleledly on what is in front of them and immersed in their own world at this moment.
The quiet and beautiful piano sound is also just right, and the notes keep jumping out from the pianist's fingers, making the people in the room seem more ethereal.
This beautiful music is like magic that heals the soul, making people feel comfortable and peaceful, and making people intoxicated. It can get rid of all the irritability and bad thoughts in the heart.
The overall atmosphere gives people the feeling that the world is vast, only between you and me.
"What's the atmosphere like in this cafe?"
Bai Xiaojiu picked up the mango-flavored coffee on the table, took a sip, and looked at the Scarlet Witch opposite.
The Scarlet Witch thought for a while and then spoke: "It feels very relaxing. Although it is not big and the decoration is average, it has a more peaceful and spiritual sense of comfort than any coffee shop I have been to. "
Bai Xiaojiu said: "Actually, when I came here for the first time, I felt incredible. After all, this cafe is located in a downtown area, but it is very difficult to achieve such an extremely ethereal atmosphere."
Bai Xiaojiu continued: "After that, I observed all the structure and design of this cafe, the selection of music, the selection of coffee flavor, and the selection of lighting. In fact, they were all carefully considered."
"How do you say this?"
Scarlet Witch was surprised and showed a curious expression.
Bai Xiaojiu smiled and recounted his discovery: "Take music and lighting as an example. At a certain time, they will switch indirectly. For example, between seven and eight o'clock in the evening, the music played by the pianist will change direction." It is fresh and refined, and the lights above the head will also switch to a darker yellow color. Between eight o'clock and nine o'clock, the pianist's music will tend to be quiet and comfortable, and the lights will tend to be slightly gray, while at nine o'clock Around ten o'clock, the music tends to be more ethereal, and the lights will become brighter at this time."
Scarlet Witch raised her head and glanced at the light, then closed her eyes and felt the sound of the piano. She smiled and praised: "Mr. Bai, you are so attentive. It is really difficult for ordinary people to detect this."
"Wanda, in such a healing atmosphere, do you feel better?"
Bai Xiaojiu got to the point directly and asked.
The Scarlet Witch was a little moved and said at a loss of whether to laugh or cry: "It's much better. No wonder Mr. Bai brought me to this place. It turns out it's for my sake!"
"Uh-huh! That's not entirely true. In fact, I'm not very calm myself, so I brought you to a place like this to heal each other."
Bai Xiaojiu was very embarrassed when his intentions were revealed to his face. He touched his nose, looked at his nose with his eyes, and argued with his nose and heart.
Of course, when he came to this place that he was very familiar with, he naturally wanted to show off.
In this way, I can improve my artistic flair and deepen the impression of Scarlet Witch on myself, but this seems to be a bit of a failure!
Bai Xiaojiu changed the subject and said, "By the way, Wanda, do you want to do something exciting? I can do it with you."
"Yes, but we don't have enough money!"
Scarlet Witch thought for a while and said with a wry smile.
She is indeed a superpower, but she is a member of the Brotherhood of Mutants and a hunted person. All her bank accounts have long been blocked. Even if she has money, she cannot use it!
As for asking her to rob, that is even more impossible, because she has a kind heart, and unlike other members of the Brotherhood of Mutants, she has a bottom line.
Every time she goes out on a mission, she just needs to bring some cash with her, and she doesn't bring much money with her. Therefore, it is still a little difficult for her to realize the things she wants in the ordinary world.
Bai Xiaojiu was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "For me, the problem of money is just a piece of cake. I have a lot of money. Let's go! See if I can help you fulfill your wish."
"Really?"
Scarlet Witch's eyes lit up.
"False, my bank card account is currently being monitored."
Bai Xiaojiu joked.
Scarlet Witch felt a little disappointed for a moment and said, "Okay! It seems we can only drink coffee here."
Seeing her like this, Bai Xiaojiu was amused and laughed: "Haha! I lied to you. I have other identities and other accounts, so you don't have to worry at all."
However, his laughter broke the tranquility here, causing everyone to look at him with hostility.
"Sorry everyone, I couldn't control it, I'm so sorry!"
Bai Xiaojiu wiped his sweat and hurriedly apologized.
Then, he pulled Scarlet Witch out of the cafe.
Bai Xiaojiu looked at the Scarlet Witch and smiled: "I can't guarantee that I can help you realize other things, but I really have a lot of money. As long as it can be solved with money, it is a small matter. If you want anything, just ask me. .”
In order to avoid her misunderstanding, Bai Xiaojiu also deliberately explained: "I did not do bad things to get this money, but I got it from them when I was fighting against the evil forces some time ago, and they generously gave it to me." ."
The Scarlet Witch's eyes were full of reminiscence, and she said: "Actually, I have always wanted to own a Mickey Mouse doll since I was very young, but I never got one. When I grew up, I thought this kind of thing was childish, so I didn't go. brought before."
"How about I buy you ten?"
Bai Xiaojiu smiled.
As expected of a Pisces woman, she is still very childish at heart!
He complained silently in his mind.
The Scarlet Witch smiled and said, "Mr. Bai, you don't need so many, one is enough."
Bai Xiaojiu nodded, and then took her to the mall, where he bought her the most expensive Mickey Mouse doll, and took a photo in front of a ten-meter Sun Wukong doll.
"Wanda, what is your second wish?"
Bai Xiaojiu asked curiously.
The Scarlet Witch rolled her eyes, thought for a moment, and then said: "I would like to wear Gothic costumes and enter a haunted house to try. This is something I have always wanted to try when I was a girl."
"Okay, these are all small things that can be done with money."
Bai Xiaojiu nodded, indicating that there was no problem at all.
So the two of them went to a costume designer, and both of them put on gothic horror makeup and gothic horror costumes.
When walking on the street, it scared some children and attracted a few people to take pictures. Fortunately, they all wore heavy makeup, so it was totally fine for them to take pictures.
As for the police department, they will not control their makeup and clothing issues. New York is a very tolerant city. There are too many people wearing strange clothes. One in 30 people. Their clothing and makeup did not cause much reaction. Not many people care.
In New York, no one cares about you if you don't wear clothes. Bai Xiaojiu has seen women walking on the street without clothes before.
Soon, they came to the secret room of the haunted house, had fun and successfully satisfied the Scarlet Witch's needs.
"Wanda, what is your third wish?"
Bai Xiaojiu looked at Scarlet Witch and asked.
Scarlet Witch touched her belly and said with a smile: "I'm a little hungry now. I want to have a Chinese meal, a very hearty Chinese meal."
Her wish surprised Bai Xiaojiu.
He didn't expect that the Scarlet Witch also loved Chinese food!
Is there any story in it?
"Wanda, why do you want to have a Chinese meal?"
Bai Xiaojiu asked curiously.
The Scarlet Witch's eyes were full of memories, and she said: "When I was a child, when my brother and I were the most hungry and about to starve to death, someone gave us a plate of dumplings, so since then, I have been passionate about Chinese food. I only like Chinese food.”
"I see!"
Bai Xiaojiu suddenly understood and marveled at the bizarre experience of the Scarlet Witch.
Next, Bai Xiaojiu took her to Chinatown and found the most authentic and expensive Chinese restaurant. He spent five thousand dollars and ordered 32 dishes in one go, including farm dishes and expensive meals.
For example, lobster and abalone, sea cucumber and bird's nest, roasted whole lamb, roasted pig, roasted duck and so on.
Of course, there are also rice, steamed buns, dumplings, fried dough sticks, soy milk, fried noodles, etc.
"When eating Chinese food, beer and liquor are best paired with it. Red wine is not suitable for Chinese food."
Bai Xiaojiu took the red wine for her, poured her a glass of beer, and suggested with a smile.
The Scarlet Witch followed his method to eat something, and found that it was indeed very delicious. She couldn't help but curiously asked: "Mr. Bai, are you from China?"
"Yes, pure Chinese blood."
Bai Xiaojiu didn't hesitate at all and nodded heavily in affirmation.
The Scarlet Witch took a sip of beer and said, "I am very yearning for China. If I have the opportunity, I must travel there."
Bai Xiaojiu smiled and said: "There will be a chance. This ancient country with a history of 5000 years is mysterious and unpredictable. It has created too many miracles and has too many interesting places."
This time, the two of them drank quite happily and got drunk. Bai Xiaojiu later picked up the microphone and sang two songs.
It's called "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf" and "I'm Still A Little Confused".
Although his voice was severely broken, he enjoyed the enjoyable process.
They are the theme songs of "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf" and "The Bear" respectively.
In his previous life, as a young man born in [-], he knew a lot of anime songs.
For example, "Super Beast Arms", "Ultraman Tiga", "The Adventures of Lolo", "Star Travels", "Cosmic Star God", "Twelve Zodiac Signs" and other animation theme songs are all familiar to him and he is good at them.
Of course, he often listens to English songs and ancient songs, so he has them at his fingertips and can hum a few lines.
Everyone in the room was very quiet and seemed very relaxed. Some people were opening laptops and busy working, some were reading with books in hand, and some couples were discussing some interesting topics in a low voice.
They are all focused unparalleledly on what is in front of them and immersed in their own world at this moment.
The quiet and beautiful piano sound is also just right, and the notes keep jumping out from the pianist's fingers, making the people in the room seem more ethereal.
This beautiful music is like magic that heals the soul, making people feel comfortable and peaceful, and making people intoxicated. It can get rid of all the irritability and bad thoughts in the heart.
The overall atmosphere gives people the feeling that the world is vast, only between you and me.
"What's the atmosphere like in this cafe?"
Bai Xiaojiu picked up the mango-flavored coffee on the table, took a sip, and looked at the Scarlet Witch opposite.
The Scarlet Witch thought for a while and then spoke: "It feels very relaxing. Although it is not big and the decoration is average, it has a more peaceful and spiritual sense of comfort than any coffee shop I have been to. "
Bai Xiaojiu said: "Actually, when I came here for the first time, I felt incredible. After all, this cafe is located in a downtown area, but it is very difficult to achieve such an extremely ethereal atmosphere."
Bai Xiaojiu continued: "After that, I observed all the structure and design of this cafe, the selection of music, the selection of coffee flavor, and the selection of lighting. In fact, they were all carefully considered."
"How do you say this?"
Scarlet Witch was surprised and showed a curious expression.
Bai Xiaojiu smiled and recounted his discovery: "Take music and lighting as an example. At a certain time, they will switch indirectly. For example, between seven and eight o'clock in the evening, the music played by the pianist will change direction." It is fresh and refined, and the lights above the head will also switch to a darker yellow color. Between eight o'clock and nine o'clock, the pianist's music will tend to be quiet and comfortable, and the lights will tend to be slightly gray, while at nine o'clock Around ten o'clock, the music tends to be more ethereal, and the lights will become brighter at this time."
Scarlet Witch raised her head and glanced at the light, then closed her eyes and felt the sound of the piano. She smiled and praised: "Mr. Bai, you are so attentive. It is really difficult for ordinary people to detect this."
"Wanda, in such a healing atmosphere, do you feel better?"
Bai Xiaojiu got to the point directly and asked.
The Scarlet Witch was a little moved and said at a loss of whether to laugh or cry: "It's much better. No wonder Mr. Bai brought me to this place. It turns out it's for my sake!"
"Uh-huh! That's not entirely true. In fact, I'm not very calm myself, so I brought you to a place like this to heal each other."
Bai Xiaojiu was very embarrassed when his intentions were revealed to his face. He touched his nose, looked at his nose with his eyes, and argued with his nose and heart.
Of course, when he came to this place that he was very familiar with, he naturally wanted to show off.
In this way, I can improve my artistic flair and deepen the impression of Scarlet Witch on myself, but this seems to be a bit of a failure!
Bai Xiaojiu changed the subject and said, "By the way, Wanda, do you want to do something exciting? I can do it with you."
"Yes, but we don't have enough money!"
Scarlet Witch thought for a while and said with a wry smile.
She is indeed a superpower, but she is a member of the Brotherhood of Mutants and a hunted person. All her bank accounts have long been blocked. Even if she has money, she cannot use it!
As for asking her to rob, that is even more impossible, because she has a kind heart, and unlike other members of the Brotherhood of Mutants, she has a bottom line.
Every time she goes out on a mission, she just needs to bring some cash with her, and she doesn't bring much money with her. Therefore, it is still a little difficult for her to realize the things she wants in the ordinary world.
Bai Xiaojiu was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "For me, the problem of money is just a piece of cake. I have a lot of money. Let's go! See if I can help you fulfill your wish."
"Really?"
Scarlet Witch's eyes lit up.
"False, my bank card account is currently being monitored."
Bai Xiaojiu joked.
Scarlet Witch felt a little disappointed for a moment and said, "Okay! It seems we can only drink coffee here."
Seeing her like this, Bai Xiaojiu was amused and laughed: "Haha! I lied to you. I have other identities and other accounts, so you don't have to worry at all."
However, his laughter broke the tranquility here, causing everyone to look at him with hostility.
"Sorry everyone, I couldn't control it, I'm so sorry!"
Bai Xiaojiu wiped his sweat and hurriedly apologized.
Then, he pulled Scarlet Witch out of the cafe.
Bai Xiaojiu looked at the Scarlet Witch and smiled: "I can't guarantee that I can help you realize other things, but I really have a lot of money. As long as it can be solved with money, it is a small matter. If you want anything, just ask me. .”
In order to avoid her misunderstanding, Bai Xiaojiu also deliberately explained: "I did not do bad things to get this money, but I got it from them when I was fighting against the evil forces some time ago, and they generously gave it to me." ."
The Scarlet Witch's eyes were full of reminiscence, and she said: "Actually, I have always wanted to own a Mickey Mouse doll since I was very young, but I never got one. When I grew up, I thought this kind of thing was childish, so I didn't go. brought before."
"How about I buy you ten?"
Bai Xiaojiu smiled.
As expected of a Pisces woman, she is still very childish at heart!
He complained silently in his mind.
The Scarlet Witch smiled and said, "Mr. Bai, you don't need so many, one is enough."
Bai Xiaojiu nodded, and then took her to the mall, where he bought her the most expensive Mickey Mouse doll, and took a photo in front of a ten-meter Sun Wukong doll.
"Wanda, what is your second wish?"
Bai Xiaojiu asked curiously.
The Scarlet Witch rolled her eyes, thought for a moment, and then said: "I would like to wear Gothic costumes and enter a haunted house to try. This is something I have always wanted to try when I was a girl."
"Okay, these are all small things that can be done with money."
Bai Xiaojiu nodded, indicating that there was no problem at all.
So the two of them went to a costume designer, and both of them put on gothic horror makeup and gothic horror costumes.
When walking on the street, it scared some children and attracted a few people to take pictures. Fortunately, they all wore heavy makeup, so it was totally fine for them to take pictures.
As for the police department, they will not control their makeup and clothing issues. New York is a very tolerant city. There are too many people wearing strange clothes. One in 30 people. Their clothing and makeup did not cause much reaction. Not many people care.
In New York, no one cares about you if you don't wear clothes. Bai Xiaojiu has seen women walking on the street without clothes before.
Soon, they came to the secret room of the haunted house, had fun and successfully satisfied the Scarlet Witch's needs.
"Wanda, what is your third wish?"
Bai Xiaojiu looked at Scarlet Witch and asked.
Scarlet Witch touched her belly and said with a smile: "I'm a little hungry now. I want to have a Chinese meal, a very hearty Chinese meal."
Her wish surprised Bai Xiaojiu.
He didn't expect that the Scarlet Witch also loved Chinese food!
Is there any story in it?
"Wanda, why do you want to have a Chinese meal?"
Bai Xiaojiu asked curiously.
The Scarlet Witch's eyes were full of memories, and she said: "When I was a child, when my brother and I were the most hungry and about to starve to death, someone gave us a plate of dumplings, so since then, I have been passionate about Chinese food. I only like Chinese food.”
"I see!"
Bai Xiaojiu suddenly understood and marveled at the bizarre experience of the Scarlet Witch.
Next, Bai Xiaojiu took her to Chinatown and found the most authentic and expensive Chinese restaurant. He spent five thousand dollars and ordered 32 dishes in one go, including farm dishes and expensive meals.
For example, lobster and abalone, sea cucumber and bird's nest, roasted whole lamb, roasted pig, roasted duck and so on.
Of course, there are also rice, steamed buns, dumplings, fried dough sticks, soy milk, fried noodles, etc.
"When eating Chinese food, beer and liquor are best paired with it. Red wine is not suitable for Chinese food."
Bai Xiaojiu took the red wine for her, poured her a glass of beer, and suggested with a smile.
The Scarlet Witch followed his method to eat something, and found that it was indeed very delicious. She couldn't help but curiously asked: "Mr. Bai, are you from China?"
"Yes, pure Chinese blood."
Bai Xiaojiu didn't hesitate at all and nodded heavily in affirmation.
The Scarlet Witch took a sip of beer and said, "I am very yearning for China. If I have the opportunity, I must travel there."
Bai Xiaojiu smiled and said: "There will be a chance. This ancient country with a history of 5000 years is mysterious and unpredictable. It has created too many miracles and has too many interesting places."
This time, the two of them drank quite happily and got drunk. Bai Xiaojiu later picked up the microphone and sang two songs.
It's called "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf" and "I'm Still A Little Confused".
Although his voice was severely broken, he enjoyed the enjoyable process.
They are the theme songs of "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf" and "The Bear" respectively.
In his previous life, as a young man born in [-], he knew a lot of anime songs.
For example, "Super Beast Arms", "Ultraman Tiga", "The Adventures of Lolo", "Star Travels", "Cosmic Star God", "Twelve Zodiac Signs" and other animation theme songs are all familiar to him and he is good at them.
Of course, he often listens to English songs and ancient songs, so he has them at his fingertips and can hum a few lines.
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