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"That's right, I did copy "Xia Ke Xing" from an anthology of poets in a primary school textbook."

Ye Zhiqiu said suddenly, everyone was taken aback.

"However." Ye Zhiqiu grinned, "The copyright of this poem belongs to me. If Brother Tian is jealous, he can read more books, and maybe he can copy a poem."

As soon as these words came out, Tian Xiong's face suddenly turned ugly.

Poetry can be registered for copyright. As long as it is created in modern times, since the poem "Xia Ke Xing" can pass the review of copyright registration, it means that there is no plagiarism.

As a doctor of literature, Tian Xiong was persuaded by Ye Zhiqiu, an undergraduate who has not yet graduated from university, to study more, which is basically equivalent to being pointed in the face and scolded.

"Pfft." The uncontrollable laughter seemed so abrupt in the quiet environment, Shi Nuannuan covered his mouth, his eyes bent into crescent moons.

She almost forgot that Ye Zhiqiu's cursing skills are extraordinary. In the scolding battle with Tang Long, he pinned the opponent to the ground the whole time.

The most important thing is that Ye Zhiqiu doesn't pretend to be a cultural person, doesn't follow the routine, and beats the master to death every minute.

This Tian Xiong didn't know what medicine he took wrongly, and he took the initiative to provoke him strangely, purely looking for abuse.

"I believe in Ye Xiaoyou, how could a young talent like Ye Xiaoyou plagiarize?"

When the atmosphere was awkward, Ma Xuemin came out to be a peacemaker, and said with a smile: "Xiaotian, from now on, you need to correct your problem of talking but not thinking. How many times have I told you?"

Tian Xiong quickly lowered his head and said, "The teacher taught me well."

Ma Xuemin greeted: "Come on, come on, everyone is right, I have thought about an eternal absolute, I guarantee that you will not match."

Ye Zhiqiu looked at Ma Xuemin with a sneer, knowing very well that this old thing is not a good bird.

My own students, who didn't say a few words when they said something wrong just now, now that they have no steps to go down, they come out and act like good people.

Not to mention, it's Lao Yin who is one, and the master and apprentice have the same virtues.

The small episode ended like this, and several people confronted each other, and the atmosphere seemed to be peaceful again, but Ye Zhiqiu was not interested in the scene in front of him.

Qin Dewen and Qin Lao's character is not to say, the outside and the inside are the same, but Ma Xuemin and Tian Xiong let Ye Zhiqiu understand a truth.

Garbage people have culture, but they are just garbage.

Anyway, Elder Qin had seen it too, and Ye Zhiqiu was about to get up and say goodbye, when it happened that it was Tian Xiong's turn to pose the question.

Tian Xiong glanced at Ye Zhiqiu from the corner of his eye, and suddenly raised his voice and said: "My upper line is, a mantis arm blocks a car, a violent tiger relies on a river, how can a man be so brave."

Ye Zhiqiu's movements paused, at this moment, Tian Xiong looked straight over, and said with a smile on his face: "This couple, I don't know if Brother Ye is right or not."

Tian Xiong's upper line is to insinuate that Ye Zhiqiu's behavior just now is just a common man.

Ye Zhiqiu couldn't see the twists and turns of literati's swearing without profanity.

Qin Dewen's face darkened again, this time he was really a little angry.

Originally, he also had good intentions and wanted to take the opportunity to introduce Ye Zhiqiu to people in the circle, but he did not expect such a moth to come out.

In fact, the root cause of the conflict is that Tian Xiong considers himself a doctor of literature, superior to others, and looks down on Ye Zhiqiu, who is not as educated as him.

However, it was Ye Zhiqiu who wrote the famous poem "Xia Ke Xing". It can be said that a poem became famous all over the world, so Tian Xiong was jealous.

After all, in the eyes of some self-proclaimed literati, those who write online novels are not worthy to be compared with them at all.

"Young friend Ye..."

Qin Dewen didn't finish his sentence, but was stopped by Ye Zhiqiu.

Apologizing to Qin Dewen, Ye Zhiqiu looked at Tian Xiong and said calmly, "You think you're awesome?"

Tian Xiong's eyes flickered slightly, and there was a sneer at the corner of his mouth, and he didn't speak.

Ye Zhiqiu said lightly: "Yes, yes, yes, listen up."

"My second line is, the ants walk along the locust tree, the mayflies shake the tree, and the fool pretends to be the roost."

Everyone was stunned for a moment, then their faces were weird, and Tian Nuannuan, who was already furious, shouted out in surprise.

"Brother Ye, you are right!"

Ye Zhiqiu’s pair is not unattractive, not only neat, but also the word “Xiong” in the last sentence “Foolish self-proclaimed majesty” is even named “Tian Xiong” who came out of the Shanglian. In comparison, they are naturally superior .

Ye Zhiqiu smiled and said, "Brother Tian, ​​I don't know how my second couplet is right."

When saying the word "Brother", Ye Zhiqiu deliberately blurred the pronunciation of the word "Xiong" and emphasized the tone.

Tian Xiong's face turned red quickly, and he was speechless for a while.

Ma Xuemin's face on the side was also ugly, and he said coldly: "The boy is very quick-witted, since that's the case, how about my Shanglian?"

"The topic is, two apes cut a tree deep in the mountain, and watch how the little monkey saw each other (sentence)!"

This old man is relying on his age and qualifications to beat around the bush and scold Ye Zhi.

Sure enough, Ye Zhiqiu was not surprised when the young one came to the old one. Without thinking, he said, "A horse stuck in the mud, asked the old beast how to hoof (question)."

"Old Ma, is my pair still neat?"

When it came to the word "horse", Ye Zhiqiu naturally emphasized the pronunciation again.

"Pfft...!" Shi Nuannuan desperately covered her mouth, but couldn't help laughing out loud.

Qin Dewen couldn't care less about being angry anymore, he was a little dumbfounded, and the other elderly people beside him were even more dumbfounded, and they called it wonderful in their hearts.

Ye Xiaoyou, who is not very young, is in a hurry!

"You...!" Being scolded in front of the old bastard, Ma Xuemin had a mouthful of old blood in his throat, and his wine tank face was already flushed to purple.

Ye Zhiqiu is not a person who only knows how to get beaten, so he smiled and said, "Since Mr. Ma and Brother Tian are so interested, I will also publish a couplet. How about everyone?"

"I am a pair of a little Internet author. The two are knowledgeable. I believe they can match up."

Both Ma Xuemin and Tian Xiong were shocked, but at this time they were already on the verge of riding a tiger, so they had to pick it up.

Ma Xuemin flicked his sleeves violently, and said angrily, "That's the question!"

"Then listen up." Ye Zhiqiu sneered, and said word by word: "My upper line is, Yansuo Pond Willow."

"What's so difficult about this!" Ma Xuemin laughed loudly, and said anxiously: "The next couplet..."

Suddenly, Ma Xuemin's words stopped abruptly, as if he had been choked by a drake.

The other elders didn't realize it when they first heard Ye Zhiqiu's Shanglian. After thinking about it, their faces showed panic. Even Qin Dewen frowned and thought deeply.

The courtyard fell into dead silence.

Shi Nuannuan looked left and right, gently pulled Ye Zhiqiu's sleeve, and asked in puzzlement: "Is this couplet difficult? Why are none of them making a sound."

Ye Zhiqiu just smiled and said nothing, this famous Shanglian, let the master and apprentice think about it for another year, it may not be right to think about it.

Fortunately, I was the author of the explosive liver in my previous life, and I have dabbled in these famous couplets.

I have to pretend to be b again, you forced me.