[Naruto/ABO] The days of being a medical dog in Konoha

"Only by getting rid of the shackles of life span, can we have the opportunity to understand everything, and can we be called the ultimate individual!"

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"Life is really fragile."

"Hahaha, my boyfriend is afraid that I will be bored at work, so I let him accompany me to make you laugh."

Taking the medical record of the person in front of me, I explained it to her with a smile.

During the day, Parker gritted his teeth and barked out the window, shouting from time to time, "The mistress of the Hatake family is here to be guarded by me!"

"I am one of Konoha White Fang's most highly intelligent, tracking-type elite ninja dogs."

I felt panicked when I heard this, thinking that some ninja was taking advantage of Kakashi's absence to sneak attack.

After watching for a while, there was nothing outside the window except the crows flying away.

Although it is a false alarm...

But in this world, it is always right to keep a few hundred more precautions.

The lady in front of me was a temporary patient at the nurse station. She was probably the family member of an important person from outside the village during the Chunin Examination.

He is also the last one received today.

We can't let Parker scare people.

If it becomes a diplomatic accident...it will be troublesome.

"Well, Mrs. Matsumoto, can I go through a process and check your basic information?"

She nodded, her magatama-shaped earrings swaying slightly.

"Matsumoto Kazuko, her birthday is October 27th and she is fifty-one years old. Her nationality is...Tano Kuni?"

"Yes." She nodded.

His voice was hoarse, and his bright red tongue licked the corners of his mouth.

I always feel that this tongue is a bit too long... It's like the green tongue popsicle that grows longer the more you eat it...

"Mrs. Matsumoto has taken good care of her. You can't tell her age at all. I guess it's the climate of Tianno Country that nourishes people."

The face looked to be in his twenties.

Rather than saying that his skin is snow-white, it would be more appropriate to describe it as pale.

If she wasn't still breathing, I would have suspected she was dead.

"Welcome to Tian Zhiguo, Doctor Liu."

When he met her gaze, his golden vertical pupils were a little creepy. I echoed with a smile.

Then again, the female relatives of Tian Country are actually such a rare dark beast type, which shows that the adults there have really strong tastes.

It stands to reason that people who have direct contact with Otogakure should be on Konoha's key monitoring list.

This Mrs. Matsumoto was actually arranged by the nurse's station, instead of being informed of the interview by the ANBU who was "protecting" her.

I scratched the pug's chin and said, "Parker, go and ask Senior Xizi if he's done with the surgery."

This guy had been standing tensely on the table since just now, staring at Matsumoto motionless.

"Go quickly. I'm waiting for her to report to the Hokage Tower."

He pushed its butt urgingly. Parker looked back at me and jumped out of the window.

Seeing that it was moving for reinforcements, I lowered my head and made a mark in the medical record and continued the process.

"So Mrs. Matsumoto... what is the purpose of your consultation this time?"

...

The interior is quiet.

Her golden vertical eyes scanned me from head to toe before she spoke slowly.

"Anti-Aging."

...

excuse me.

Are you talking about anti-aging in a department with a severe disease per capita?

Why don't you go to the dermatology department on the third floor?

The newly launched Chakraramji Technique there has already been booked for next year...

But then I thought about it, my butt is not hot, so how can I chase people away directly.

Our great federation... ah no, our great Konoha is a country of etiquette.

"Tell me more about it, Miss Matsumoto."

I turned the pen in my hand and observed her face carefully.

"This body won't last long. I heard you can rise from the dead. Please help me."

Flat tone. But looking at her vaguely twitching expression, she seemed to be suppressing extreme excitement.

"Who did you listen to? Rumors can't be trusted. Birth, old age, sickness and death are human nature." I replied.

"But changing one's destiny against nature is the right way."

...

The evil talk confuses the people.

Someone come! Get her quickly!

I was the only one working alone in the office.

Parker...Aren't you one of Konoha White Fang's most intelligent, tracking-type elite ninja dogs? Why haven't you brought someone to rescue me?

I slowed down my tone and stalled for time, "Aging can only be delayed, not eliminated. The number of human cell divisions is limited, for this lady."

"hiss."

The face of the person opposite began to distort.

What the hell is this...

Help, are you going to show your true colors?

"Things like yours can break through the limits of cell division." Her tongue stretched out longer and longer.

"You...calm down...please answer me a few questions first."

Swallowed hard.

Even if I die...as a doctor...I have to complete the diagnosis process...

This is my medical practice

Thinking of this, I mustered up the courage to carefully push away the tongue with a pen.

"Just ask."

"How would you define yourself?"

“I am the ultimate individual.”…Unclear self-understanding.

“…what is your life goal?”

"Only through immortality can one master all Ninja techniques."... Life goals are unrealistic.

"Uh... what about making friends?"

"Huh. Useless tools have no value in existence."...Interpersonal relationships are distorted.

"So finally...how is your emotional control?"

"Wahahahahahaha." She looked up to the sky and laughed wildly.

…weak emotional control.

I can't talk any more.

The decision to transfer to another department just now was careless. This guy shouldn't go to a dermatologist.

With trembling hands, I crossed out the words "anti-aging" on the medical record.

After some consideration, I changed to another word, psychological abnormality.

Commonly known as "perversion".

Finally, add a line of words in the column of diagnosis and treatment recommendations.

It is recommended that dark units be deployed and transferred to psychiatric supervision.

"Ms. Matsumoto." I glanced at her while writing, "The newly opened psychiatric department on the tenth floor of Konoha Hospital is very good and has strong medical resources. How about... come and sit with me?"

"Dr. Liu, it's so delicious." She answered the question incorrectly.

The long tongue paused in the air, saliva dripping, as if tasting the taste of pheromones.

Sigh...you're welcome. I'm not scared by you.

"Thank you. The perfume is Konoha No. 5's classic model. It is sold in beauty shops on the commercial street... Can you buy some as souvenirs?"

The more I spoke, the quieter my voice became...

The person opposite's lips, covered in blood-red color, began to make a horrifying hissing sound again.

My scalp is numb.

...

This space is suffocating.

It's murderous.

The last time I felt like this was...

On the battlefield where he met Kakashi.

Can't delay any longer.

will die.

"Mrs. Matsumoto. Can I ask why you are obsessed with immortality?" I looked at her squarely.

This question is like triggering a switch.

The hissing stopped instantly.

I didn't have time to take a breath, and then, she showed her white teeth, supported the table with both hands, and came to me with a weird smile.

When she spoke again, it was no longer the unconventional female voice.

The golden vertical pupils trembled with excitement, "Life is too fragile. If you only have a few decades, how can you control everything in the world!"

"Only by getting rid of the shackles of life span, can we have the opportunity to understand everything, and can we be called the ultimate individual!"

He glanced out the window and said, "Liu Zhaozhao, follow me so that you can maximize your value."

The side of the face was licked sticky. I was so scared that I couldn't move.

In an instant, I was the only one left in the office, and the case that had not been taken away.

...

Before I could wipe the cold sweat off my forehead, the window was opened, and an old man with white hair rolled in.

"Yo, beauty."

This man is taller than Kakashi, estimated to be a little over 1.9 meters. His white hair was tied behind his back, and he carried a large scroll on his back.

The most eye-catching thing is that he wears a forehead protector with the word "oil" on his head.

...Yuyin Village? There is no such village.

After walking around for a while, he sighed, "It's a step too late."

"Are you talking about the pervert with a long tongue? He just left not long ago, but I don't know where exactly he went."

Seeing that this man didn't have murderous intent and calmed down, I became bolder.

"excuse me, you are?"

"Wow hahahaha, beauties have discernment, listen up!"

He began to twist erratically, and the floor was clogged with clogs, "The Immortal is a name that is hidden from the world!"

"There's nothing to hide! I'm-" The white fried hair was thrown up like a propeller...

"No distinction between east, west, north and south!"

"One of the three invincible ninjas in the world!"

"White-haired boy, messenger of □□!"

"A handsome man who can shut up even a crying child!"

"Jiraiya-sama, it's me!!"

...

It's too embarrassing.

Do famous ninjas have some problems in that area?

From this point of view, Kakashi is too normal.

"So that person just now is Orochimaru, the rebel ninja of Konoha?"

"Yes, I followed him all the way, but to my surprise, he ran away again."

If a woman follows her husband, you might as well go to a psychiatric hospital together.

Legend has it that two of the Sannin are abnormal. I have no hope for the remaining one.

Just after experiencing Orochimaru's threats, his mood dropped from an extreme. Faced with his performance, I went into sage mode.

This man found that no one was there to support him, and it didn't matter. He held his chin and began to observe me carefully.

"Tsk, tsk, is this pheromone?" He wrinkled his nose.

"Speaking of which, that kid Kakashi has really good taste. He is so obsessed with my works, I thought he would like Natsuko's type."

...

"Do you know Kakashi?"

Wait, that's not the point. The point is, "Who is Natsuko?!"

The Sandaime told me that this was his first time falling in love. Could it be that Xia Zi was the white moonlight he couldn't get, the cinnabar mole in his heart?

I felt dizzy. The ups and downs of this night made me feel really angry.

"Zhao Zhao!" A familiar voice came from outside the door.

"Miss Zhaozhao, I'm bringing Kakashi to rescue you!"

The door fell with a thud.

The person I have longed for finally came through my door.

"Jiraiya-sama, you are here too." Kakashi said hello and strode to me.

"Are you OK."

He gasped and hugged me hard.

Why is this man so sweaty? I took out a tissue and wiped it for him, swallowing the question that came to my mouth.

The thrilling experience not long ago turned into grievance after seeing him, and his vision became blurred.

Buried in his arms, I suppressed my tears.

"Kakashi. The stolen leaf is not in Orochimaru's possession."