My elves are all African chieftains

After the words fell, a yellow bipedal human-shaped fox with slightly narrowed eyes appeared next to him holding a spoon. His beard did not move in the wind. If he put on a pair of sunglasses, he would definitely look qualified. God stick.

The moment she saw Hu Di, a very natural and disdainful smile appeared on Si Shu's face. The movements of turning her head and squinting her eyes were extremely synchronized with the Hu Di she released.

This feeling... is so disgusting!

Looking at the long hair that had not been washed for who knows how long and was already a little oily, Bai Jian always felt like his dream was shattered.

To the outside world, the alliance gave Si Shu a beautiful and powerful super goddess, but what she saw with her own eyes was a slovenly, lazy bastard.

Apart from his superpowers and face, he has nothing to do with any labels from the outside world.

Simply... simply!

It’s simply what I want for myself in the future!

Bai Jian was even more surprised. He didn't expect that among the high-level combat forces of the alliance, there were also like-minded people like him.

"Hu Di, teleport and take him and this puppy with you."

Si Shu snapped his fingers, pretending to be cool.

After a few seconds, the people were not teleported away, and an awkward atmosphere filled the air.

Hu Di frowned on the spot, looking at Si Shu's current appearance, the dissatisfaction in his eyes became deeper and deeper.

Finally reaching the critical point, Hu Di said nothing, raised one hand, and several pieces of clothing flew out of the room. A moment later, a pure black hat with a long brim flew out.

"Whew..."

Hu Di's voice was serious and hoarse, like a strict old housekeeper who was very dissatisfied with the careless young lady at home, but was helpless.

Si Shu rolled his eyes, holding his clothes with both hands unwillingly, and suddenly looked at Bai Jian. The meaning in his eyes... seemed to be encouraging him to do something.

At the same time, Hu Di's eyes that seemed to be smiling also glanced over.

Bai Jian blinked. He was just an ordinary college student. What could he know?

Covering Feng Su Gou's big, dazed eyes, he turned around.

"Ahem, Sister Si, I think... Hu Di did the right thing. It's good to be more formal."

"Hoo-di~"

Hu Di stroked his beard and looked at Bai Jian with a slightly kinder look.

This guy is sensible and capable!

"... Coward!"

Si Shu muttered angrily, not knowing whether he was talking about himself or Bai Jian. He sat on the sofa in his slippers and started to change clothes, not worrying whether Bai Jian at the door would peek.

This is confidence in his own superpowers and trust in his own Pokémon. If Bai Jian really dares to peek, then...

Considering that he is the son of a good sister, he doesn't have to break his neck. At most, he can just dislocate a few more parts of his body and go to the hospital to lie down for a while.

The sound of rustling clothes quickly ended.

"Okay, let's go!"

Bai Jian turned around and saw that Si Shu had instantly changed from a sexy home-style big sister in white loose short-sleeves and denim shorts to reveal her long legs into a standard beautiful, strong and ruthless villain in black with a cold aura. Image!Coupled with an indescribable unique temperament brought by superpowers...

Bai Jian couldn't help but swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva. No wonder people outside said that King Si Shu might not necessarily behead men, but he would definitely behead women. This look was really cool!

only……

"Teacher Hu Di, look here."

Bai Jian approached Hu Di diligently and pointed at the Hu Di cartoon slippers that Si Shu was wearing.

Si Shu's cold temperament was completely lost in this pair of cartoon slippers.

Hu Di's face turned red and he glanced at Bai Jian, suddenly feeling that he was so annoying.

He waved his hand and brought out a pair of black high heels, put them on Si Shu, looked at the broken door, casually sealed the room and clasped his hands together.

Bai Jian closed his eyes and took the Wind Speed ​​Dog back casually. A moment of dizziness flashed through his mind, but he was immediately pushed away by the power of the waveguide.

When he opened his eyes again, there were intense discussions in his ears. The light changed. After Bai Jian and Si Shu landed, the room suddenly became silent.

Bai Jian subconsciously scanned the scene in the room.

It was a standard all-night meeting scene, with dark green velvet covering the table, several half-drank bottles of mineral water, and even a few unopened sandwiches.

The unspoken rule defines the main position as empty... Oh, now it's Bai Jian and Si Shu here.

There were eight big bosses sitting next to him, either male or female, old or young, and his parents were among them.

But at this time, they were sitting in an inconspicuous position at the back. His father was still holding a sandwich and wanted to feed Ms. Zhang. When he noticed that the room suddenly became quiet, he paused slightly. When he turned his head, he saw Bai Jian standing in the front, his eyelids widening. He jumped fiercely and winked at Bai Jian crazily.

Bai Jian blinked, and he naturally saw what his father meant: I don't know you!Don't say he's my son!

But before she could speak, Ms. Zhang suddenly stood up with a look of surprise on her face, walked around the people sitting in front of her, came directly over and stood on tiptoes to hug Bai Jian.

Feeling the long-lost embrace, Bai Jian stiffened, but the next second he smiled and gently half-bent his knees to hug his mother.

"mom."

"Hmm."

When the few old men and women sitting under the stage saw this scene, they felt something. The smell of gunpowder in the quarrel just now disappeared, and they couldn't help but look at each other and laugh.

After hugging her for a while, the mother seemed to feel that the time and environment were not suitable for her and her son to reminisce. She slowly let go of Bai Jian, turned around and said with a smile: "This is my son, Bai Jian, who is studying at Jinling University this year." I’m a student from the Elf History Department of the University.”

"Ahem, Xiao Zhang."

An old lady in the audience looked at Ms. Zhang's arrogant look. Her smile immediately retracted and she pointed at Si Shu and Hu Di standing next to her.

Si Shu was wandering in a daze next to him. When he realized that he had been poked by mistake, he immediately showed an indifferent smile on his face.

"It doesn't matter. I'm here this time just because Bai Jian has important discoveries to make. Just don't worry about me."

"Hoo-di~"

Hu Di nodded.

A woman in the audience who was about the same age as Ms. Zhang could not help but frown after hearing this, with a look of disdain.

Bai Jian's eyes lit up, "It's coming, it's coming!"Finally it’s time for me to pretend to be an AC and get slapped in the face, which I’ve been most looking forward to, but I can’t wait to die! '

Just as he was about to speak, his mother next to him pulled his hand.

"Don't pay attention to her, she just loves to act like a monster and can't do anything. She is the number one in intrigues."

Listening to his mother's somewhat resentful voice, Bai Jian couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.

At this time, Bai's father finally came over with a resentful look on his face, forcefully pulled Ms. Zhang back, returned to his seat and extended his hand to Bai Jian, as if he didn't know his biological son at all, and smiled politely:

"Now that you have made a discovery, let's talk about it, just to see which of the points we discussed have been confirmed."