My elves are all African chieftains

The next day, the weather was fine and sunny.

The midday sun shines through the curtains on Bai Jian's face, making it warm and comfortable.

"Hmm... so heavy."

When he woke up from his sleep, before opening his eyes, Bai Jian felt as if a huge boulder had been placed on his chest, weighing him down so that he couldn't breathe.

'Am I going to perform a chest-breaking performance? '

I reached out and touched it, it was hard.

Lift your eyelids...

"Togepi, go to my side and sleep!"

Seeing Togepi sleeping soundly on top of him, Bai Jian turned over and shook it off.

"Cha Ke Yi..."

Togepi woke up immediately, blinked his dazed little eyes, turned around and saw Bai Jian wearing loose pajamas, stretching out his hands for a hug.

"Why are you hugging me? I think you are a coward and dare to go to my bed in the middle of the night! Your homework will be doubled today!"

Togepi:? ? ?

Bai Jian ignored Togepi who was in a daze and went to the next room to change clothes.

It's not possible without changing rooms. I have to be careful about Togepi.

Since Togepi came to his side, he likes to stick to him all day long. Originally, Bai Jian thought that if the intimacy was higher, he could evolve faster, so he naturally acquiesced.

But after being together for so long, Bai Jian finally figured out what is high in intimacy?What likes to stick to itself?all fake!

Togepi just covets his body!Just a pure old pervert without any emotion!

I don’t know what’s going on with my own Togepi. Logically speaking, shouldn’t the aesthetics of humans and Pokémon be different?

Why is my Togepi interested in human men?

After changing clothes, Bai Jian walked to the living room when he saw Guisi sticking out his tongue and watching a game video attentively.

Under Guisi's body, there was a small piece of crystal saliva, which shimmered in the sunlight.

On the table next to it, three bags containing breakfast were placed in a triangle around the center of the table.

Bai Jian picked up the bag...it was still stained with Guisi's saliva.

"Guisi, did you buy it earlier?"

Bai Jian's tone was full of emotion. It was so reassuring to have a sensible Pokémon in the family.

The tip of his red tongue tapped lightly on the screen. Guisi raised his head and nodded with eyes full of excitement.

Looking at Guisi's eyes, Bai Jian rubbed his eyes.

Can this kind of excitement appear in my ghost?

What the hell.

Somewhat curiously, he took the tablet in front of Guisi. Bai Jian casually said, "I'll take care of you for breakfast tomorrow." Then he dragged the progress bar forward and looked at it carefully.

This is an entertaining 3v3 international kings match. The starters for both sides are Iron Palm Rikishi, the veteran fighting king from the Huai Ting'er Alliance, and Gengar, the ghost king from the Kamikaze Alliance.

Seeing this battle, Bai Jian burst into laughter. This fighting king was really unlucky.

There was no earth-shattering reversal during the game. Gengar directly defeated the two Pokémon on the other side, relying on poison and hypnosis, as well as a dream-eating shot from time to time to replenish physical strength.

Although Hypnosis failed three times in a row when facing the King of Fighting's final Flame Chicken, he still achieved the feat of one through three with the help of the same life.

Huai Ting'e's fighting king was already quite old. Shortly after losing the King of Fighting match, he immediately announced his retirement.

Although he was defeated in an entertainment match, because of his cheerful and cheerful personality, many people thought that this old man lost on purpose, so it was not considered a loss in the late game.

And it is commendable that the fighting king does have a deep relationship with his Pokémon. During the game, his Pokémon woke up from sleep many times through his calls, which shows that it is normal.

It's just that Gengar, the fat purple guy, had a sinister smile on his face. He relied on his own agility to keep hiding in the distance and fly a kite to tease the opponent wantonly. He finally hypnotized the opponent, and deliberately made the Pokémon on the opposite side do things that would easily wake him up. nightmare.

Fortunately, he was not dead. He had to stand on the opposite side at a close distance, arrogantly pinching his waist to admire his ferocious and frightened face, showing an exaggerated smile, and he looked like a great villain.

Seeing this, Bai Jian frowned and looked down at his ghost.

“Don’t imitate this Gengar, it’s not a good ghost at first sight.

Do you still remember the ideological and political course I told you?We need to be civilized, courteous, united and friendly. Have we forgotten all the books we usually read? "

"Haju..."

Guisi watched Bai Jian take the tablet and start watching the video. Ben Ali's eyes were full of anticipation, and he couldn't help but start fantasizing in his heart.

But when he saw Bai Jian's expression becoming more and more strange, his heart suddenly woke up, as if he had been blown by the freezing wind.

After some education from Bai Jian, Guisi became enlightened.

As the book says, "I am unique, I know myself and others, I am born different; I dare say that I am not like anyone else in the world. If I am not better than others, then I am at least the same as others. Nature has molded me , and then smashed the model into pieces.”

"Ha Zhuang!" This time I have an epiphany, thank you!

Seeing Guisi's expression of "I understand, I understand everything", Bai Jian put away the half of what he had not said yet and nodded blankly with saliva in his mouth.

'What do you understand? '

Seeing Guisi's firm eyes and turning back to continue reading, Bai Jian hesitantly put the tablet back.

"Actually, these battle routines can still be learned."

Guisi raised his head, his big eyes once again filled with gloom, and he shook his head firmly.

Bai Jian: "..."

Guisi understood, but he didn't understand...it was such a disgusting feeling.

Opening the bag containing breakfast, the dough sticks were cold, but the buns were still warm.

Hmm...it's stuffed with cabbage, quite sweet.

"Cha Ke Yi!!" (You don't love me anymore! You eat alone behind my back!!)

Togepi staggered out and saw Bai Jian enjoying the meal. He screamed in surprise and immediately hurriedly used his magical power to control his body to fly over.

Bai Jian watched Togepi fly over and quickly chewed faster, finishing up the remaining buns in a few bites.

"Hiccup~"

"Cha Ke Yi!" Big bad guy!

Togepi watched the bun disappear into Bai Jian's mouth and stamped his feet in mid-air angrily.

"Cha Ke Yi! Yi!"

(Too bad, how can there be such a bad villain like you! I'm going to give you an unpleasant nickname... I'll call you a cannibal!)

"Haju..."

Guisi raised his tongue, pushed up his empty glasses, turned his back and nodded.

This nickname is so good!

Looking at the unhappy Togepi, Bai Jian chuckled proudly and wanted to grab food from me?

Do you really think that my high school days of running to the cafeteria every day to grab food were wasted?

Cricket and a few steamed buns, ridiculous~

Halfway through laughing, Bai Jian silently stretched out his hand to pour himself a glass of water and did a few squats on the spot.

The power of physics is so great!

After cleaning the table, Bai Jian smiled and poked Togepi's little hand.

"Don't be angry. If you eat this in the morning, you will be hungry after a while. I will prepare energy cubes for you. Look at Guisi, didn't he eat it too? He also took the initiative to buy breakfast for me..."

"Cha Ke Yi?" Really?

Togepi glanced secretly at Guis, who responded quickly and nodded deeply.

Suddenly, Togepi sensed a major crisis in his family's status.

'White teeth!Have I been too negligent lately?If I act like this, wouldn’t I become the kind of person who is placed in the script and can die at any time in the next episode?

no!I want to roll!I want to compete for favor!I want to be the harem king! '

Thinking this, Togepi's eyes suddenly became sharp.

"Cha Ke Yi!"

(Everyone starts! I’m going to write double the papers today!)