The villain lord: Both the player and the protagonist want to kill me

"Have you heard? The lord has recruited a group of tauren who are three meters tall! The ax in his hand is as tall as a person!"

"Hey! Do you know? Our lord is leading a group of tauren to inspect the castle. The ax in the tauren's hand is three meters long!"

"Gods! Guess what I heard? A group of super tauren whose bare arms are three meters long have tied our lord to their axes!"

……

In the training ground of Cold Winter Castle, Cremon, who had recovered, was carefully cleaning his long sword.

This sword is like a woman. If it is not maintained for a long time, it will become more and more dim, and it will not be as glamorous as before.

Cremon maintains his equipment and oils it every day. This habit has been maintained for decades, and it has saved his life on the battlefield more than once.

Suddenly, a castle guard ran up to Clement, yelling in panic:

"That's bad! Lord Clement! The lord was kidnapped by a group of tauren as tall as a small building! They also chopped the lord into three pieces and hung him on an ax more than three meters high!"

"what?!"

Clement shook violently, the knight sword in his hand barely fell off and chopped on his foot.

"Is what you said true?"

"That's what the castle and the castle area say. I don't know the specifics."

The guard's expression was a little hesitant, and he said hesitantly.

Cremon looked at the guard with gloomy eyes. He was not a mentally handicapped person, so he quickly realized it.

Although Cold Winter Castle is not small, it is not so big that it cannot be found by a group of monsters the size of a small building.

Besides, when Master Xi Wei and his two earth knights are air?

Clement quickly calmed down. He knew that there must have been some misunderstanding, and the facts were by no means as ridiculous as what the guard in front of him said.

"Take me there!" Clement shouted in a low voice.

"what?"

"Ah, what? If something happens to the lord, do you think you can live alone? Lead the way!"

Clement kicked the guard's ass angrily, and the castle guard got up from the ground in a panic, and honestly led Clement to the castle area.

……

In the back garden of the castle, a group of tauren warriors are being watched curiously by the castle guards.

For them, the tauren warriors were too mighty and tall. Even though they knew they were allies, most of the guards were still a little afraid.

But there are also some guards who don't think so, especially the knights under Xi Wei's command. In their opinion, if they can fight with such powerful teammates in the future, they will have more chances of surviving.

So they quickly chatted with a group of tauren warriors.

"Hey! Big guy, can I touch your muscles? It looks, uh... pretty explosive!"

"Of course! Human friends, you really have vision. I am the strongest tauren in our tribe!"

"Maybe we have a chance to compare who can pee farther!"

"Hahaha……"

……

It's different from the happy atmosphere over there.

Xi Wei was angrily reprimanding his newly appointed captain of the castle guard, Gudebye.

Gudebye stood in front of Xi Wei with a dejected expression on his face. He looked down at his toes, his head covered with beads of sweat.

As the captain of the castle guard, when he found out that everyone was spreading rumors, he already realized that something was wrong.

Sure enough, before he could close the mouths of his subordinates one by one, the lord came over and scolded him head and face.

"...I have heard no fewer than ten versions along the way, and now I have been chopped into three pieces by tauren warriors. If I go to the training ground, will I be eaten by tauren? Meat? Huh?"

"This matter is that you didn't restrain your soldiers. I fined you to wash the underwear and socks of your soldiers for a month. Do you have any objection?"

Goodbye's face turned green when he heard the words. The dogs under his command were sweating all day long, and they wore socks and underwear for six days in a row. Wash when resting.

You don't need to think about the smell on it to know that it is very spicy. The most important thing is that there are quite a few people under his command, there are more than [-] people!

But does he dare to reject the Lord Lord's words?He dare not.

So Gudebai could only nod with a sad face and said:

"Follow your will, my lord, I accept the punishment."

There was a joyous din from the guards all around, and they could go a month without washing their stinky socks and panties!It's just that they didn't notice their captain Gudebai's livid face and cruel expression.

Let’s not mention how these guards will be dealt with by Goodbye in the subsequent training, because Clement has already found them under the leadership of the guards.

When he saw Xi Wei surrounded by the crowd, he was relieved even though he had always believed that nothing would happen to the lord.Immediately, he set his searching eyes on the group of tauren warriors who were chatting happily with the guards.

"Hi! Clement, it's just in time for you to come, let me introduce our new partner to you."

Xi Wei stood beside Baine Bloodhoof and waved to Cremon.

"This is Baine Bloodhoof, a powerful tauren chieftain. These are his subordinates. Now they will follow me and fight for the Eagleland."

Immediately Xi Wei pointed at Clement again, and then said to Baine Bloodhoof:

"This is Clement, my personal guard, an old land knight, I think you will have a good time getting along!"

Clement looked at the mighty and majestic tauren chief in front of him in surprise, and said in admiration:

"Welcome to join the Eagle Leader. From now on, we will be colleagues fighting side by side."

"Thank you! A mighty warrior! You can always give your back to the tauren of the Bloodhoof clan!"

Baine Bloodhoof looked down at Cremon with respect and fighting spirit in his eyes, and he felt amazing power from this old knight who had not reached his waist.

……

After Xi Wei settled the tauren, he returned to the castle area. He didn't forget that the little maid Loli was still unconscious in his room.

As soon as Xi Wei pushed open the door of her room, she found that Loli had woken up, and she was about to get out of bed in a panic.

When Lori heard the movement, her whole body trembled violently, like a frightened little animal, subconsciously about to shrink back.

But when she found out that the person who came in was Xi Wei, surprise appeared on her face, but it was quickly replaced by panic.

"Owner!"

Loli didn't even have time to put on her shoes, so she staggered into Xi Wei's arms. She hugged Xi Wei's arm and said with fear on her face.

"Master! There are monsters in the castle, big and scary monsters, Lori just reached their knees!"

"Let's run away, master. If we encounter monsters on the road, throw Loli to them to eat, and then the master will take the opportunity to run away!"

Lori was gesticulating while talking, holding Xi Wei's hand and was about to run out, but Xi Wei pulled her back and hugged her in her arms.

Xi Wei couldn't help but look at the anxious girl with a smile on his face. A trace of warmth and impulse flowed through his heart. He pretended to scare her and said:

"I'm a monster, I'm going to eat you right now!"

"Well--"

Loli was taken aback, but before she could speak, Xi Wei had already put his arms around her slender waist, lowered his head and kissed her small mouth.

Luoli was hugged softly by Xi Wei, her mind went blank, without any struggle, her face flushed red, followed by her whole body began to flush slightly.

The expression on her face was a bit confused, she looked at Xi Wei with charming and blurred eyes, and subconsciously embraced his neck with her two slender arms.

Gradually, the girl had passed the initial jerky, she stood on tiptoe, tried to raise her little face, responded to Xi Wei's kiss, hugged her hands tighter and tighter, as if she wanted to rub herself into Xi Wei's body.