Douluo: My red lotus Godzilla soul pet

Have you ever tried chanting sutras most of the day? Li Xingyun tried it.

At this moment, he is wearing a Vairocana hat, a brocade cassock, and holding a nine-ring tin staff. He has just finished teaching scriptures for the day.

Then he saw several women holding long skirts outside the door and ran over in a hurry.

"Holy Monk, Holy Monk, the little girl has started to have headaches recently. She feels dizzy, feels a little weak, and her eyes are still a little blurry."

"The most effective way is to listen to the holy monk's teachings on sutras, so the little girl went out of her way to trouble the holy monk today."

The beautiful woman in front of her was wearing a red and yellow dress with phoenix patterns embroidered on it, and her eyes were shining brightly. She was really beautiful.

It also has a unique fragrance.

"You all stay outside for now. I want to listen to the holy monk preach the scriptures."

"As you command, Queen."

These maids slowly retreated and stood guard outside the temple door.

"Holy Monk, my little girl's head is starting to hurt again."

"Queen, listening to Buddhist scriptures only treats the symptoms but not the root cause. It is better to go to the imperial doctor and try."

Li Xingyun is also very troubled by this. You just said that you have to take the place of Tang Sanzang and lecture in the monk temple every day.

The Queen is also coming to trouble him.

Look at what this life has been like.

It simply puts 996 into full play.

"Hey, don't mention those quack doctors. I'm annoyed when I see them now. They can't cure anything. They only ask for credit from the emperor. They are just a bunch of losers."

"Maybe one day they will all be dragged down and beheaded."

The queen pulled him forward.

The two sat down on the large golden round cushions and sat cross-legged in front of the huge Buddha statue.

"Queen, please remember not to say such things in front of the Buddha, it's taboo!"

"Oh, I forgot about it due to my negligence." But she soon forgot about it, and said in advance: "Holy monk, don't keep talking about the queen, the queen screamed, there are so many lives, After all, you and my emperor have become sworn brothers."

"Holy monk, please call me Mei Niang."

"This... this is not good. After all, this is very disrespectful to His Majesty."

Li Xingyun pretended to be embarrassed, as if such a thing was difficult for him to say.

Then the Queen Empress stretched out her fingers to block his mouth: "Hey, just scream if I ask you to. Mei Niang will be more friendly if you listen."

"Queen... Mei Niang, the poor monk will now start teaching Buddhist scriptures. Please sit down."

"Okay, okay." Wu Meiniang nodded with a smile, her eyes were like peach blossom eyes, with aura, if ordinary people would be intoxicated by this.

But Li Xingyun was unmoved. He closed his eyes and began to recite the scripture silently.

After all, he not only replaced Tang Sanzang, but also all the Buddhist scriptures mastered by Tang Sanzang were transferred into his mind.

The proficiency is no less than the original.

If he opened an altar to accept the Dharma, he would not be vain at all.

It's all at your fingertips, easily.

However, as the empress, Wu Meiniang did not focus on the content of the Buddhist scriptures.

Instead, he focused exclusively on staring at Li Xingyun.

Look at the eyes nose, eyebrows, red lips.

Thin skin and tender meat.

Wu Meiniang was immersed in this state, just like a girl who saw the person she loved.

I feel like a nymphomaniac.

Li Xingyun didn't know this.

After all, as long as she opened her eyes, Wu Meiniang immediately reacted and pretended to listen carefully.

……

When Li Xingyun closed his eyes again and recited Buddhist scriptures, Wu Meiniang found another chance.

Although the holy monk has now become sworn brothers with different surnames to the emperor.

But this does not prevent you from appreciating the person in front of you.

The voice in my ears did not register at all.

Just looking at it like this.

I don't know how much time had passed. When Wu Meiniang came back to her senses, she found Li Xingyun looking at her helplessly.

For a moment, he blushed shyly.

"Holy Monk, I was lost in thought just now. I am listening very carefully."

"Yes, I believe it."

Why do I always feel that Tang Taizong Li Shimin, his sworn brother, has a green head.

He is so safe to put his wife in the temple.

Just because Tang Sanzang was a monk?

But now he is him, Tang Sanzang is Tang Sanzang, they are no longer the same.

He couldn't guarantee that the other party would be able to stick to the bottom line if he went a little too far.

After all, this Wu Mei Niang is comparable to a beauty in the world.

I don’t know if the clothes he wears are deliberately dressed up, and even the career ditch can be seen.

Li Xingyun even deliberately looked away several times, otherwise he really wouldn't be able to stand it.

"Then Mei Niang, are you in better condition now? Do you still have headaches?"

"Hey, there's still a little bit left. If the wind doesn't go well with you, you can read it for a while, maybe it'll be fine later."

"Okay Mei Niang."

With this beauty by his side, Li Xingyun didn't reject her too much.

Compared to staying with those bald donkeys on weekdays, the current situation is better.

Dozens of minutes later, Wu Meiniang still found various excuses to stay here and refused to leave.

Instead, she chatted with him.

Interesting stories about the palace, foreign tributes, and the appointment and dismissal of officials were all told.

Fingers also traced his hand from time to time.

This woman really understands.

These techniques are used to perfection.

But who is he?

He had many wives, and they would not succumb to Wu Meiniang's methods so easily after experiencing the world.

But it is enough to show how good Tang Sanzang's concentration must be, and he can resist this temptation without having experienced the world of mortals.

According to his memory, although Tang Sanzang was a monk, he was indeed attracted to Wu Meiniang and other rich ladies.

However, he can firmly suppress unwanted thoughts.

It’s awesome!

Almost an hour later, Wu Meiniang stood up and prepared to leave.

Naturally, she did not dare to leave the palace for too long, otherwise it would be difficult to explain to the Holy Emperor.

Li Xingyun stood up to see him off and walked out of the door. Wu Meiniang reluctantly waved goodbye and agreed to come see him next time if something happened.

My dear, you are still too naive.

It is estimated that it won't be long before the King of Tang Dynasty sends him to the West.

In the dead of night.

In the silent palace, Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, wearing a golden dragon robe, was lying quietly on the bed.

Suddenly I saw a shadow floating out.

It slowly floated outwards, and finally disappeared in a mist.

When this phantom appeared again, it came to a very strange and dark place, with eerie wailing sounds everywhere.

All the ones like him are floating, and no feet can be seen walking on the ground.

These people, like him, were all in a hurry.

Tang Taizong Li Shimin didn't understand why he appeared here.

I wanted to say hello to those traveling with me, but got no response, so I followed them involuntarily.

After walking for a long distance like this, the black earth and pale sky were surrounded by mist.

I don't know how long it took.

A wide river appeared in front of me.

However, the river water was dark green, and there were several wooden boats on the water, and several people in black coats were waving to them.

"Everyone is on your way!"

Li Shimin only felt extremely gloomy and wanted to escape.

But when he heard this voice, it became even more difficult to control himself, and he couldn't help but get on the wooden boat, which was rocking, while other people like him stood around quietly.

silent.

Even the man in black who was ferrying the oars said nothing, staring straight ahead, as if trying to find a way out of the fog.

I don’t know how long it took, but they finally landed on the shore and continued to walk forward. A wooden bridge appeared in the distance. However, the wooden bridge seemed very crowded, and many people were even squeezed into the yellow river. Just like this It was washed away and submerged, completely lifeless.

Li Shimin couldn't help but sweat for himself, just as he was about to walk towards the bridge.

The scene in front of him suddenly changed, and a large group of "people" appeared, eying them eagerly, with black air and blood-red aura all over their bodies.

He, the King of Kings, recognized these people instantly.

He saw the enemies who died in his hands in the past, the rebels in the sixty-four smokes, and the ghosts of the grass bandits in the seventy-two places. They were all blocking the road in front of the bridge.

"Jie Jie Jie, I didn't expect that the respected Lord Tian Khan would also have such a day!"

"Hahaha, let me just say, so what if I am the emperor? If I die, I will be no different from an ordinary ghost."

"Emperor, do you still remember us?"

Seeing these people, after all, he was also the Khan of Heaven, and he quickly calmed down.

"It's just a defeated general. Where is this and why are you here?"

"Haha, this emperor is so old that he doesn't even know that he is dead. This is the city of Jiuyou Hell that wasted its time!"

"Did you see that the bridge in front of you is the Naihe Bridge?" The leading spirit pointed with an extremely arrogant attitude, his eyes full of satisfaction.

"How could I die? I have a long life, how can I be compared to defeated generals like you!"

"Tch, this old emperor is still here talking nonsense, thinking he is in the human world. Come on, brothers, kill him."

The dark souls swarmed forward: "As long as we are here, you will never be reincarnated when the emperor gets old. Just stay here as a lonely ghost for the rest of your life! Or become the food for our brothers, haha!"

"Come on!"

Li Shimin called loudly, but no personal guard appeared.

At this moment, he finally panicked, but he still stood up straight, just when these spirits were about to attack him.

A black ink pen swept across the sky.

These black souls were easily ejected.

They all fell in front of the Naihe Bridge, and some even fell directly into the yellow river water and were submerged silently.

"Hey! I'm here, the judge, so you guys can't be so arrogant!"

He has a black gauze hat on his head and a blood-red coat.

As soon as this person appeared, the flying brush easily eliminated more than a hundred souls with three strokes, five divided by two, and asked his men to escort them back to wait for processing.

Then he walked up to Li Shimin and looked him up and down.

"Are you the current emperor of the human world, Emperor Taizong Li Shimin?"

"It's just me. Is this hero in charge here?" Li Shimin naturally looked at his skills in a different light. Judging from the temperament exuding from his body, his ability was definitely not small.

"I am the judge of Jiuyou Underworld. You can call me Judge Cui. I am in charge of some affairs in this city of futile death."

"Judge Cui, I obviously still have a long life, so why did I end up in this underworld so quickly?"

"Don't worry, Emperor Tang. I'm here just for this matter."

"Oh." It seems that there is a secret here. After all, only you know your own body.

There are no serious illnesses or short-lived symptoms at ordinary times. There is definitely something strange about coming to this underworld.

Li Shimin quietly waited for his explanation.

According to Judge Cui's next explanation, it was he who initiated the Xuanwu Gate Incident that led to the tragic deaths of many unjust souls.

Under these layers of injustice, his soul finally left his body and was dragged into the Jiuyou Underworld.

Judge Cui has already vouched for Emperor Tang and King Yama, and promised to resurrect the souls, but he will then hold a "water and land ceremony" to redeem the souls who died tragically due to the Xuanwu Gate Incident.

Li Shimin finally figured it out and immediately urged Judge Cui to bring him back to life. He didn't want to stay in this ghost place, not even for a second longer.

Judge Cui naturally agreed readily.

After successfully resurrecting the soul.

Getting up from the bed, Li Shimin looked around and saw a piece of paper left by the urging officer, with the words "Water and Land Dharma Assembly" written on it, and realized that what just happened was not a dream.

But I also feel extremely lucky to be able to return to this world again.

Little did he know that Li Shimin had stepped closer to the "trap" they had set.

So on the second day, the entire imperial city became busy.

An urgent court meeting was held to discuss the holding of the Water and Land Dharma Assembly.

The changes in the Xuanwu Gate have always been a pain for His Majesty, and naturally many of the great gods below him dare not mention it.

But now His Majesty has brought up the past in front of them. The reason for holding the conference is also to allow those souls to be saved.

Most of these ministers support this, and only a few hold objections.

On the afternoon of the next day, Li Xingyun was urgently summoned into the palace to meet with Emperor Taizong Li Shimin.

Finally, he was given the important task of opening the forum to give lectures.

The journey westward is finally about to begin.

Two days later, Li Xingyun sat on the stage and recited the Sutra of Rebirth and Death, talked about Anbang Tianbao Seal Script for a while, and proclaimed the Scroll of Encouraging Cultivation of Gong.

The old monk disguised as Avalokitesvara finally appeared in the distance, walked up to him, patted the altar, and shouted loudly: "That monk, you can only talk about 'Theravada teachings,' but can you talk about 'Mahayana'?"

The fish finally took the bait!

Li Xingyun pretended to bow humbly to these two people: "I don't know how to do this."

Guanyin pretended to be an old monk and said: "Your Hinayana teachings cannot save the dead, but can only lead them to be pure and light. I have the Tripitaka of Mahayana Buddhism, which can transcend the dead and ascend to heaven, save people in trouble and escape suffering, and cultivate an infinite lifespan." , can do nothing without coming and going."

While they were talking, a Sixiang inspector hurriedly reported to the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty: "The master was talking about the wonderful Dharma when he was pulled down by two scabies monks and talked nonsense."

Wang Ling came to capture...

After being taken to the temple, Guanyin explained: "What your master teaches is Hinayana teachings, which cannot save the dead and ascend to heaven. I have the Tripitaka of Mahayana Buddhism, which can save death and escape suffering, and live a long life without deterioration."

Taizong was very happy and asked: "Where is your Mahayana Buddhism?"

"In the great Leiyin Temple of the Great Western Tianzhu Kingdom, where I am the Buddha Tathagata, I can resolve hundreds of grievances and eliminate all kinds of disasters."