I Am the Protagonist

Then I just saw Blake take out a washboard from the bag,

Yes, you read that right, it is a real washboard!

"Oh, what luck!"

"I thought this great invention would be at the bottom of the list!"

"Natasha, come forward to receive your gift!!!"

Natasha, who was hugging little Diana at this time, froze for a moment, and looked at Black with some doubts,

"mine?"

"Of course!"

After getting Black's definite answer, Natasha hugged little Diana and walked over, and Loki, who was using magic to make Diana happy, followed naturally,

Natasha looked at the washboard in Black's hand, and asked with some uncertainty:

"Blake, are you sure this is a gift for me? Why do I feel like it's more like a loot you just snatched from some nursing home?"

"Hey, am I that kind of guy?"

Hearing this, Hela behind her nodded first in agreement, and then the other superheroes around also nodded, expressing their affirmation to Black!

Even the little Diana in Natasha's arms nodded cooperatively, imitating everyone's tone with a cute and cute face, and said in a childish voice:

"Yes Yes!"

Seeing her daughter's extremely cute appearance, and Blake's emaciated, unspeakable appearance, Hela smiled unconsciously,

But the smile on Hela's face happened to be seen by Black, who was always watching her!

That smile was like a ray of breeze, gently blowing over Blake's heart: like a spring rain, nourishing his heart recklessly!

This can't help but make him fall into obsession for a while...

"Black? Black! Black!"

Until Natasha's soft call, he woke up from the reddish dimple,

"Got it! What's the rush, what's the rush in broad daylight, really."

Then he turned around and said softly to Hela behind him:

"Honey! You're still so beautiful when you smile!"

"Bah, Dengzizi!"

It's just that there is a hint of shyness in the tone this time, which makes people's imagination run wild!

Then Black stood up the "washing board" in his hand, and there was a fingerprint identification system in the groove on it,

Then Blake motioned for Natasha to put her hand up,

After the collection was completed, Black directly smashed the "washboard" in his hand towards Natasha,

"No!"

"Natasha!"

"stop!"

"Blake!"

Amid the exclamation of the crowd, the "washboard" in Blake's hand did not hit Natasha's head,

Instead, the moment before touching the opponent's body, the entire washboard seemed to turn into a liquid, and instantly flowed onto Natasha's body.

It ended up forming a pink bellyband shape on the outside of her dress,

Natasha straightened her proud figure, feeling the sudden extra "belly pocket" on her body,

And this action can't help but make all the superheroes present feel a burst of anger!

"Wow~oh~~~!" (?5?)xn

Then Black nodded in satisfaction, pointed to the "highest point" of this "gift" and began to explain it:

This set~ well... Let's call it "Battle Armor"!

And this set of armor is still added with a small amount of Asgardian mysterious metal, and it is jointly built by Black, Banner, Tony, Norman and many other heavy-duty veterans!

The armor is equipped with nanotechnology inside and uses the neural sensor mode, so the armor has strong ductility, and it is particularly breathable and cool when worn on the body.

It even comes with a heated massage function!

Of course, when this set of battle armor is worn on the body, apart from its amazing defensive power, it no longer has the slightest characteristics...

(Massage service does not count!)

But if you take it off,

It will automatically be in the form of a washboard, and in addition to washing clothes in this form, it actually has another function,

That is - flying!

It is equipped with four micro-turbochargers, because of the addition of some mysterious rare metals from Asgard,

Its performance is also surprisingly powerful, and it can easily hold a weight of five or six hundred kilograms for continuous flight.

And the front part of this washboard can also attack the enemy similar to laser rays,

The attack ability is not weak at all, it can easily penetrate a three millimeter thick alloy steel plate,

Natasha looked at the "washboard" in her hand, and then with a thought, she turned it into a bellyband mode again,

Because this is the second operation, the battle armor also appears smoother, and it flows directly into Natasha's clothes, and she wears it with her personal equipment!

"Thanks! The size is just right!"

After finishing speaking, he still did not forget to wink at Black, so scared that Black hurriedly looked aside,

Just intertwined with Hela's eyes,

I saw Hela came to Black's side with a face full of indifference, and asked in a cold voice:

"Tell me, how do you know her size?"

"Where? Wife, where are you referring?!"

"Don't play dumb with me, and don't call me wife."

Seeing Hela's unfeeling expression, instead of panicking at all, Black smiled happily,

He quickly raised his hand to pinch Hela's delicate cheek, and explained softly:

"Ann, I checked it with my own perception field, there is no rust! After all, we also have wives!"

As he spoke, he didn't forget to take a look at Hela's strong capital that didn't lose to Natasha!

At this time, Hela also noticed Black's gaze. Even though she was wearing clothes with a high neckline, under Black's gaze, she still felt as if she was standing naked in front of him.

"Bah, you're a big pervert!"

"That's my wife, you are too charming, it's hard for me to hold back my husband!"

Hearing that Black was still going to continue molesting himself in front of so many people, he immediately raised his hand and was ready to attack Black's head.

It's too late to say, then soon!

Just when Hela was about to succeed, Sol suddenly stood up, grabbed Hela's wrist with his hand, and pushed it back directly.

"Sister-in-law, you are wrong..."

"Shut up..." x2

Seeing Sol's sudden attack, Black and Hela said coldly at the same time, and then they looked at each other without saying anything.

Instead, Hela said to Saul:

"What nonsense are you talking about, a defeated underling? Be careful that I will beat you too!"

Seeing Hela's unreasonable appearance, Black couldn't help but take a deep breath, and sighed:

"She is really kind to me!"

In fact, what Blake didn't know was that Hela didn't hit him simply because he felt that the other party's body was too hard, and her hand felt a little painful when he hit him.

And this is still in front of the child, she tried to behave as normal as possible, otherwise with her personality, she would have fought with Blake and the others for [-] rounds!

But Thor didn't know this, seeing that the other party was about to make a move, he quickly summoned Thor's Hammer,

After all, he just suffered a secret loss at the opponent's hands, this time he can't fall into the same person's hands twice again!

But when Thor's Hammer flew into his hand, he found that Hela's movements also stopped suddenly, her eyes fixed on Thor's Hammer in his hand,

At this time, Black on the side also noticed something was wrong, stepped forward and asked softly:

"What, do you know each other?"