I Am the Protagonist

In S.H.I.E.L.D.,

Nick Fury was worried about the safety of the captain and others, so he resisted the pressure from the government, turned on the satellite positioning system, and found the four of them.

But when they saw the pictures exported by satellite, they felt bad all over.

It wasn't until he saw Barton completely fell asleep that Fury's heart, which had been restless for a long time, finally recovered from the chaos.

My heart crazily complained:

"Is this still the capable man I have worked so hard to cultivate?"

"Is it still retreating and thinking about what people were born with? Is this how you think?"

Fury closed the screen with black lines all over his face. At this time, his face was blacker than coffee beans.

In the end, he sighed slowly, with a helpless smile on his face, and gave the order:

"Agent Hill, go find some tight-lipped guys,"

"Go get our heroes back..."

"By the way, go and see how that old fellow James is doing!"

The previous arrangements were all normal, but the last one made the people around them deep in thought.

But Hill spoke skillfully and said:

"It's still the same!"

"Well, go ahead, I can rest assured that you can do things."

"Okay, boss."

After Hill left, Nick Fury came to the window on his own, looking at the scenery outside, wondering what he was thinking.

In the vast and boundless universe,

Black was still cleaning up the inexplicable excrement on his feet, and Tony, who came back from fetching water, complained helplessly:

"Blake, are you okay, it stinks."

Hearing this, Black was not happy, and directly grabbed the water in Tony's hand, and then retorted:

"How can it be so fast? Don't you have to wash it with water? Also, this stinks, and I didn't step on your shit. I don't hate it yet. You hate a ball."

"I just said what's wrong with it being stinky, besides, what is it if it's not stinky!"

"He's a bit choked and vomited~ Actually~ Actually, it's called a heavy-flavored incense! Ugh~ You know a dick, roll away."

Tony looked at Black suspiciously, not knowing what kind of madness he had started, and then said:

"I don't know which bastard it is, so unqualified, he defecates everywhere, why, doesn't his ass have a gatekeeper!"

"Oh, no,"

Dodging the stone thrown by Black, Tony asked angrily,

"Why are you crazy? I'm here to defend you. Why are you throwing stones at me?"

"Why should I beat you, I'm the fucking bastard who didn't check the door ←_←"

"Uh→_→"

I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air~

I am most afraid of sudden concern from friends~

I am most afraid of memories suddenly rolling~

Tony took the lead in breaking the embarrassing scene,

"Since this is your masterpiece, you must have been here before and know how to leave!"

"This is what I said, so many days have passed, and the climate is not acclimatized, how do I know which lump I stepped on?"

Tony fell silent again,

Just when he was most prepared to use his remaining limited ability to activate Jarvis to check his whereabouts,

"Yo, isn't this Blake?"

"What, you stepped on Ollie again!"

not far away,

A local aborigine carrying a hoe and covered in dark green, who can speak fluent Northeast dialect, came here briskly,

If it weren't for the difference in body shape and color, just listening to the sound, Black would have thought he had returned to his hometown.

Hearing the other party's words, Black hurried forward and covered the other party's mouth, and dragged him aside sloppily,

"I warn you, don't tell me what happened before,"

"Otherwise you'll be the one to look at!"

Tony has been circled, because he is known as almighty, and he is indeed a blind spot in Chinese.

But although Tony doesn't know how to do it, he can tell from Black's behavior just now that they know each other.

This means that the other party can take them out,

"Blake,"

"Huh? Tony, wait a minute!"

Hearing Tony calling himself, after being perfunctory, Blake turned his attention to the native in front of him again,

Immediately afterwards, he grabbed a big tree next to him, pulled it up without hesitation, turned around and threw it out,

Then he turned around and glanced at the native who had been frightened into a dark green face, and Black threatened:

"Do you understand!"

The aborigine nodded quickly, indicating that he understood.

Blake patted him on the shoulder happily, and brought him in front of Tony,

"Blake, do you know each other?"

Blake glanced at the native who was holding each other's shoulders with him at this time, hesitated for a moment, and said:

"Looks like you know me,"

"What does it mean to know each other? You forgot, yesterday you were at my house peeking at my sister-in-law's arrival!"

Hearing that the other party exposed his old background again, Black quickly cast a chokehold, smiled and said in Northeast dialect:

"Don't talk nonsense, I happened to pass by at that time, and I happened to see the beautiful scenery, I stopped to enjoy it, and your sister-in-law happened to be there, that's all!"

"Hey, it's all about peeking at my sister-in-law taking a bath!"

The native looked at Black with a look of disdain,

How could Blake bear this anger? When he was about to teach him a lesson, he was actually stopped by Tony.

"Blake, don't do it yet, we might still count on him to take us out!"

"I know!"

"Then you still...?"

Tony pointed to the brick-shaped stone in Blake's hand, motioning to ask him how to explain this,

"This? Can't you understand their language?"

Tony nodded as it should, expressing that he really did not understand what the other party was saying,

This was a shock to Blake.

He never imagined that Stark, who is known as a genius, would still have this moment. He would not know the Northeast dialect in Chinese,

But this kind of Tony Stark is real. If he knows everything and is good at everything,

Wouldn't that really stop giving others a way out?

Seeing that Tony really couldn't understand their language, Blake acted as a translator for free, but deleted all the words that were not good for him.

At this time, the natives who were watching the excitement came to Blake's side curiously, looked at Tony with sympathetic eyes, and asked in a low voice:

"Blake, what are you gesticulating with him? Is your friend a weaker mind?"

Blake turned around and looked at the innocent and curious native, then smiled evilly,

Translated this sentence intact to Tony,

Tony looked at the native in a particularly "friendly" way, his face turned dark green,

"Blake, why is your friend staring at me so fiercely all of a sudden?"

"Oh, yes, why didn't I find out!"

"Are you blind, you can't even see such terrible eyes?"

Hearing the native's question, Blake's expression changed instantly from the gloating expression just now.

"Hey, no, why did you show such a scary look?"

"No, wait, you guys don't do that,"

"No, don't come here!"

After counting 10 minutes,

Tony and Black sat panting on a big tree that was broken by Black kicking in the middle,

Tony glanced at the native who was still twitching on the ground, and poked Blake with some confusion,

"Is he all right, won't we beat him to death?"

After Blake glanced at it, he replied calmly:

"Don't worry, what's the point of this, they have no other advantages, the only ability is that they are particularly resistant to beating!"

With that said, Black stood up straight away, walked up to the native, kicked his ass,

"Hey, don't touch porcelain, get up quickly, or I will do it again!"

As soon as Black finished speaking, the native raised his head and looked at Black,

Immediately jumped up, stood at attention automatically,

Black stepped forward and patted the other person on the shoulder, asking about his doubts:

"Da Zhuang, how did you get here?"

The native named Da Zhuang glanced at Black, and saw that he was no longer angry, so he relaxed.

Then he walked straight to the tree stump beside him, and sat on it.

Pointing to his feet, he said as a matter of course:

"Of course I walked in with my feet!"

"But didn't you say before that no one of your tribe can enter this forest except me?"

This is the key to why Blake was able to exchange food for the house.

After the pleasant "interaction" just now, Blake can be sure that this is the local indigenous Da Zhuang!

Black stepped forward and grabbed one of Da Zhuang's arms, then stretched out the other hand, and took out a bottle of milky white liquid from the inner pocket of his clothes,

Then he returned to the big tree and drank it on his own,

"Well, that's the smell, my childhood - the cool smell!"

Then he asked Da Zhuang:

"Didn't you say that as long as you go in here, you will lose your way and you will never be able to leave here?"

Da Zhuang looked at the bottle in Black's hand with distressed expression, and replied depressedly:

"correct."