I Am the Protagonist

"and many more!"

Everyone looked back at the person who yelled these words in doubt,

"Logan? What's the matter with you?"

At some point, Logan smoked his cigar again, exhaled a puff of smoke and said slowly:

"Why do you have to stab the chrysanthemum?"

"Yeah, why?" xn said,

Everyone looked at each other, then smiled awkwardly,

Steve turned around, aimed at the werewolf's right buttocks, and stabbed hard.

"Aw~ woo~" (罒w罒)

Everyone listened to the werewolf's ecstasy howling, and couldn't help thinking about it. At this time, Tony in the sky asked curiously:

"What's going on? You found a she-wolf for Black?"

Steve rubbed his head with black lines all over his face,

"Who of you go up and cover his mouth for me."

The result is not waiting for the heroes to make a move,

The werewolf began to twitch, and then the body began to "shrink" changes, the hair and claws on the body shrank back one after another,

Finally the werewolf lay on the ground, his body had returned to normal size,

But fortunately, he did not run naked because of the drastic changes in his body.

He was still wearing his unchanging "combat clothes": a white sweater on his upper body, large patterned pants on his lower body, and the steel combat boots on his feet also fell off smoothly.

Just when everyone was about to breathe a sigh of relief, Black suddenly turned around and raised his head, meeting the eyes of everyone,

"Uh, hello, everyone!"

Blake had just woken up, his brain was still in a chaotic state, looking at the people surrounding him like monkeys, he was dumbstruck.

"Why are you all looking at me like that?"

Black turned around and was about to get up, but just as he was about to get up, he fell down again,

"Oops, what happened to my ass,"

"What did you do to my ass?"

Black clutched his butt in horror and looked at the crowd behind him, crawled forward slowly, trying to get rid of their encirclement,

But every time Black took a step, everyone followed closely,

"What are you doing?"

"I warn you, although we are a team, but whoever dares to do that to me, I will make him regret coming to this world."

Everyone saw that Black had misunderstood, and several black lines appeared on their faces at the same time.

At this time, the thick-skinned effect was reflected. In the end, Steve bit the bullet and stepped forward and said:

"Blake, we don't mean any harm, it's just~"

Seeing that Steve was always hesitant to speak, Blake felt uncomfortable, and immediately urged:

"Just what, are you talking about?"

Steve also went all out, took a deep breath, and was about to say what was in his heart,

"Forget it, I won't listen to you."

Hearing Black's words, Steve, who was about to say it but swallowed it back, almost choked.

"Logan, tell me."

Hearing Black calling himself, Logan smoked a cigar with a melancholy expression, and said slowly:

"Boss, that's what, that's it."

"The spear of mind is stuck in your ass,"

"Puff~呵~"

Logan glanced back at Natasha, glared at her, then rubbed his cheeks that were a little sore from laughing, and said:

"Cough~cough~, what, boss, turn around and lie down~ Let us help you pull it out."

"Pfft, hahahahaha!"

The people behind Logan couldn't bear it any longer, and all laughed out loud.

Even Steve couldn't help covering his mouth and twitching, and Logan even hugged his stomach and laughed loudly.

Blake was stunned for a moment, and touched the buttocks beside him with his hands,

"Who can insert it!"

When he touched the thick and long spear of the soul, Black immediately roared loudly,

At the same time, I also know why my butt hurts so much, the emotional reason is here,

Blake raised his head with difficulty, seeing that everyone was only laughing, no one admitted at all,

At this time, Black wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in.

"Oh, let me die,"

"It's so embarrassing, my life is so wise, it's just ruined like this!"

In the end, Steve suppressed a smile and stepped forward, stepped on Black's other buttocks, grabbed the spear of the soul with both hands, and pulled it out violently.

"Well~,"

Blake gritted his teeth to keep himself from screaming,

"Are you out?"

Steve looked at the spiritual spear growing on Black, and responded with some confidence:

"Uh, this, hurry up, get down!"

"Patton,"

"Pff~, I understand, puff~ hahahahaha"

Logan turned into a "bodyguard" again, cleaning up the surrounding enemy soldiers for them, so that they would not be disturbed by the enemy.

Barton chose to dial Sol's communicator,

"Sol, come down, hahahaha"

"what happened?"

"You'll know when you come."

Sol glanced at the communicator suspiciously, and rushed to the ground again full of doubts,

At this time, the number of Chitauri army has been effectively controlled,

The enemy army in the sky was crazily harvested by Venom and Black and Hulk who turned into werewolves for a long time.

I don't know how many enemy troops have been killed. At this time, the Chitauri army on the battlefield has already disappeared. There are not many left, and there is no big wave.

Saul came to Steve's side, looked at everyone suspiciously,

"Steve, Button said you were looking for me?"

"Yes, there is a physical work here that needs you to do."

Steve took a step aside, revealing Blake moaning on the ground behind him,

"Big brother?"

Sol was about to ask about the cause and effect of the matter, and he had a lot of questions in his heart:

Why did the spear of the mind go to Black's ass just after I left for a while?

Are people on earth having so much fun now?

"Stop talking, quickly pull out the thing behind me."

"Ah? Ah! Here we come."

Tony, who was flying through the air, saw this scene, couldn't help dialing Black's communicator and joked:

"Oh, this must hurt!"

"Tony~, you~ your grandma's."

Thor stepped forward to hold the spear of mind, and stepped on Black's ass with his whole body,

"Brother, I'm coming,"

"and many more,"

Black hurriedly found a worn-out steel plate, put it in his mouth and bit it firmly,

"Old (good) (la)."

"Get up~!"

"Uh~ oh~ oh~ah~"

Sol struggled to pull it out, and with Sol's continuous force, the spiritual spear stuck in his butt was finally slowly pulled out,

"Puff~呵~"

This time it is not laughter, but the sound of the spear of the soul being pulled out,

Sol turned around and handed the Spirit Spear to Natasha, and Natasha took it with a disgusted face.

"Do you need a hunk to take you up there!"

"Sol, get the hell out of me, or I will make you never see Jane."

Saul glanced awkwardly at Blake at his feet, jumped down quickly, and flew away with Natasha.

Blake stood up slowly, rubbing his ass painfully,

"His grandma, if Sol has the ability, don't run away."

Natasha, who drove to the instrument, approached the Rubik's Cube with the Spear of Mind, and saw that it really did not issue a protective barrier. Natasha knew that what Dr. Eric said was true,

Then under the command of Dr. Eric, aimed at the energy conversion device under the Rubik's Cube,

Seeing that the wormholes in the sky began to close because of his actions,

"Hey, I can turn it off now,"

"Did you hear me, I can close the portal now!"

Steve: "That's shutting it down."

Tony: "No!"

Blake: "Wait."

Steve: "What are you waiting for, the Chitauri army is still pouring out now,"

Tony: "A nuclear bomb is flying this way, and it will explode within a minute."

"I want to try to send it where it should go."

As a result, Jarvis' voice rang in Tony's ear at this moment,

"Sir, at this moment, the energy of the battle armor is extremely supportive for you to come back."

"Then save some energy for turning corners!"

Tony in the battle armor tried to calm down his mood at this time by taking continuous deep breaths,

You know, what he is facing is a nuclear missile that can destroy an entire city at once,

As a former leader in weapons research and development, he knew very well what it would mean if this missile exploded here,

After Tony calmed down quickly, he looked at the nuclear missile flying at a high speed not far away, and said half-jokingly:

"Jarvis, we always try to know where our limits are!"

Black, who also heard their conversation, was about to activate his combat boots to help, but he glanced at the dilapidated steel combat boots under his feet.

"Oh, my boots,"

"Who did this, I must kick his ass hard."

Everyone pointed their fingers at Black,

"→_→"

Black clutched his buttocks and moved aside, but everyone's hands moved with him,

Blake said righteously:

"When is this? Shouldn't you be worried about Tony's situation at this time? Who still has the time to think about these little things!"

As he said that, Black ignored everyone's speechless eyes, and picked up the two combat boots with his butt pouted.

To put it together, Leng put together two scrapped combat boots into a barely usable combat boot,

Black held the extra reactor in his hand and held it tightly in his palm,

"Tony needs it."