The second young master of the Uchiha family

"For a cow, stir-fry the shoulder and tender shoulder with beef and onions, grill the upper brain, rib eye, and tendons, and fry the sirloin and fillet directly in butter. The ribs are black pepper, and the other parts of the meat are just sukiyaki. burn.........."

Arriving in the capital of the Fire Country, Sasuke originally wanted to ask the restaurant to roast a few cows to stuff the loli snakes, but the store bluntly said that they couldn't do it even if they paid for it. It would take a day to prepare the marinating and roasting, so Sasuke had no choice but to withdraw. The next best thing is to divide a cow into several parts to eat.

He originally wanted to see what the scene would be like when a loli snake eats such a huge creature.

It's a pity... Loli Snake Maruton can only be kept as a reserved item until he returns to the Uchiha clan.

Because beef processing also takes time, Sasuke ordered some snacks and paid for it, then sat back in the big box and said to everyone: "The usual steak, but because the store's technology is not up to par, it takes an hour to wait before it can be served. As for the food, I ordered some pre-dinner snacks to fill my stomach.”

Xunhui stood up and made a cup of tea for Sasuke, while Loli Snake studied the contents on the menu.

Konan was still taciturn, while Miroku sat aside slightly awkwardly. Only Uzumaki Shirazuki looked coquettish, ogling Sasuke crazily as if to hint at something.

Sasuke didn't want to pay attention to him at first, but seeing it almost twisting onto the long table, he could only ask: "Huh?"

"Little Sasuke, the fragrant phosphorus is almost here..." Uzumaki Bai Zetsu said with a coquettish face: "You should fulfill our agreement now, right? It's just shit..."

"Come here, let's talk in private." Upon hearing this, Sasuke, with black lines on his head, motioned for Uzumaki White Zetsu to come over, and they squatted in the corner with their arms around each other and started talking in a low voice.

Although the voice of the secret conversation was very low, everyone present was not an ordinary person.

They all heard Sasuke's wonderful metaphor.

"Pooping feels like picking your nose. Although you don't have nostrils and mouth, you still have eye sockets. When you have diarrhea, you stretch out your index finger and push it in. Normally two fingers. If you have constipation, I recommend three fingers or a fist." Sasuke He gestured with his palms to explain the layers of shit to Bai Jue.

"Is that so?"

Bai Jue heard this and stretched out his hand to try, then asked doubtfully: "If this is the urge to defecate, what does it feel like when you have hemorrhoids? What is the difference between the feeling of giving birth and the feeling of having a bowel movement now?"

After experiencing a different kind of experience, combined with the usual scenes of peeping on others when they go to the toilet, Uzumaki Shirozetsu roughly understands what it feels like to have a bowel movement.

But what replaced it was not satisfaction, but a desire for knowledge about other curious things.

Sasuke thought for a while and said, "Well... I actually don't understand those things too well. Hemorrhoids are more common among middle-aged people. Maybe you can ask those uncles."

As a medical student, Sasuke certainly knew how to describe the feeling of hemorrhoids, but he chose not to say it, leaving Uchiha Obito to satisfy his curiosity about White Zetsu and let him experience how perverted Uzumaki White Zetsu was.

The pitfalls of childbirth and hemorrhoids are reserved items for Uchiha Obito to answer!

"Ask more middle-aged people around you, or uncles who are almost middle-aged and have been sitting for a long time." Sasuke patted Bai Zetsu's shoulder with a serious look, and sat back down to drink tea as if nothing had happened. Xia Baijue was alone in the corner thinking about the answer.

"what!"

An idea flashed in Bai Zetsu's little mind, and he turned to look at Konan who fit Sasuke's description.The next second, the detonating talisman was directly sealed on its face. Xiaonan clearly didn't want to answer Bai Jue's obscene questions, so a detonating talisman was sewed on its slanderous mouth.

Xunhui paid no attention to the quarrels and looked forward to meeting her daughter with joy.

She just heard Bai Jue say that her daughter was now outside the capital of the Country of Fire, and she would be able to reunite with her mother and daughter soon.

…………

"Ignore their tricks, Miss Miko, what are your plans next?"

Sasuke ignored Bai Zetsu who was being carried out by Konan, sat down next to the miko Miroku and said: "If you don't have a place to stay for the time being, why not stay at my house temporarily?"

"Although my family is not considered rich, there are still some simple guest rooms. Moreover, I just learned from Loli Snake that if there is a huge amount of chakra as a guarantee, the immortal mode can remain for a long time without being petrified. ...If you think so, Miko-san, there are quite a few ninjas around my place."

Ichikishimahime's face was full of questions, and she was confused about the nickname Sasuke gave her.

Loli snake?Do I look that young?

Maitreya glanced at the people around him, as well as Inaba Tenwei who seemed to have something to say, and pondered for a moment before saying: "The Ai family would like to thank Master Inaba again for his kindness, and please give me more light in the near future. I will move out as soon as I find a new place to stay." ."

She could clearly sense that Inaba wanted to ask for something, but she didn't say it outright for unknown reasons.

Of course there is no problem in staying for a while, but she made an agreement with Inaba Tenwei in advance that she is a widow and an old mother with an eight-year-old child, and she has no interest in participating in the great revival plan of the Inaba family.

"So good..."

Sasuke nodded, completely disapproving of Miroku's words. When you get to Konoha Village, you can leave whenever you want?Don’t we, the Leaf Village barrier, have no respect for face?

She just stayed at home, studying how to teach herself the basics of the Sage Mode, and she left the Nanga Shrine to you to clean. In the future, you will be the witch of the Uchiha tribe!

The function of a shrine is not only for you to worship gods, but also for festivals, red and white... Anyway, from birth to death, food, clothing, housing and transportation are all related to the shrine.

No shrine is complete without a miko.

…………

"Eh? Where is Uzumaki Abiren?"

While they were tasting the pre-dinner food in the restaurant, the sliding paper door of the private room was suddenly opened. A mass-produced white Zetsu with thick green hair on his head looked into the private room and asked with a strange expression on his face, "But Sasuke?" You are welcome here, please sign for it! The Caoyin Village Express has spent a total of 300 million taels."

With that said, it opened the sliding door completely and pushed the timid girl it had been holding into the box.

She had short red hair and wore a dusty black short-sleeved shirt and shorts. She looked like a tomboy. She looked at the box with dull burgundy pupils and shouted as if she couldn't believe it: "...Mother?"

The moment he saw his mother, Xiang Ling's mind was almost blank, and what unfolded in front of him was unexpected.

Sasuke ordered the Uzumaki White Zetsu to save Karin, and it actually told the White Zetsus to save Karin.

However, after the order was passed down through the layers, the original meaning of safe, secure and stable rescue was lost.

It fell into the hands of Bai Jue who was on a mission. After determining the target, Bai Jue directly filled a sack with fragrant phosphorus and left.

That is to say, there were many people in the capital of the Fire Country, and there were quite a few ninjas wandering around here. Bai Jue released the fragrant phosphorus from the sack and walked it on a lead, so as not to attract the attention of those nosy people.

Xiang Ling thought that he had been kidnapped and sold to some remote country to be used as a blood bag, but he never expected that he would finally see his mother... and have a happy reunion.

"Mother...wuwuwu."

Xiang Lu threw herself into Xun Hui's arms and cried loudly: "Xiang Lu misses you so much... They all said that you are dead and there is no way you will come back from the battlefield in the Kingdom of Ghosts..."

"It's okay..." Xunhui hugged Xianglan, looked at Sasuke who didn't speak next to him, and sighed slowly.

It can't be said that it's completely fine...but at least the treatment is much better than that of Cao Yincun, from a public blood pack to a blood pack exclusive to one person.