Douluo smeared your face!
Chapter 1: Passing through
Tiandou Empire, Fanos Province, Holy Soul Village.
At dawn, a dilapidated small yard of a farmhouse came into view.
If it weren't for the smoke rising from the courtyard, it would be hard to tell that this was an inhabited courtyard.
When Zhang Yifan woke up, he found himself lying on a wooden bed. When he opened his eyes, he saw a thatched roof above his head, and a wisp of breeze hit him, making his body tremble.
"What's going on? It's so cold?"
Zhang Yifan couldn't help but shiver, and then.I realized the change in my voice, which sounded like a child's voice.
"I'll go, what's going on! Why have I become smaller?"
Looking down at his body, he saw that his arms had become shorter, his legs had become shorter, and his figure had become thinner, giving him the appearance of malnutrition.
"wrong!"
Zhang Yifan suddenly opened his pants and took a look, then patted his chest with relief.
"Fortunately, Xiao Fanfan is still here, otherwise it would be fine if he turned into something else."
"S~"
Then Zhang Yifan felt a pain in his head, and there was a memory in his brain that he didn't have before. As he sorted out this memory bit by bit, Zhang Yifan also understood this physical message.
The owner of this body is also named Zhang Yifan. He is about 5 years old and almost 6 years old. He is an orphan. His mother died in childbirth. When Zhang Yifan was young, his father encountered spirit beasts and died when he went hunting with people in the village.
He himself grew up eating hundreds of meals, but due to long-term malnutrition and being naughty, he went to the river to take a bath a few days ago and developed a fever. Finally, he died at home yesterday.
It is quite depressing to say that after Zhang Yifan graduated from university, he went to work in a company, but that company did not treat people as human beings at all. Because the Chinese New Year was approaching, the leaders did not rest at the end of the month and worked overtime to achieve performance, which led to Zhang Yifan I have been working overtime intensively for three months.
At this time, on the other side of the underworld, Guizhao, who was worried about his performance, happily found Zhang Yifan and took his soul to report to the underworld.
Zhang Yifan got out of bed, moved his stiff body and looked around the room carefully. Except for a wooden bed and an earthen stove that no one had ever used, there was no other extraneous thing in the room.
But when I think about it in the blink of an eye, Zhang Yifan is just an orphan with no father or mother. Except for the village elder Jack who comes to visit occasionally, no one takes care of him. For a child who is almost 5 years old and almost 6 years old, it is already amazing to be able to do this. .
"Cuckoo..."
very hungry!Only then did Zhang Yifan remember that this body had not eaten for nearly two days. If he did not eat anymore, Zhang Yifan could only pray for another time travel.
He touched his pockets and saw, well, it was cleaner than Zhang Yifan’s face. Think about it, where did his family have no money?
Well, I didn’t have money to buy food, so I had to rely on my own hands to fill my stomach. After thinking about the river I went swimming in before, I remembered that there should be a lot of fish, so Zhang Yifan picked up the kitchen knife at home. I found some materials in the yard to make a simple harpoon, and used a small iron wire to make a simple fishing rod.
After struggling early in the morning, Zhang Yifan finally set up a bonfire by the river and put two of the three fish he caught on the shelf.
After waiting for a while and seeing the fish on the fire being roasted, Zhang Yifan grabbed one of them and started chewing in large chunks. Within a short while, the roasted fish was completely destroyed.
After destroying the two grilled fishes completely, Zhang Yifan couldn't help but murmured to himself.
"The fish in Douluo Continent is just more delicious than the fish in the previous life. The wild fish is not polluted. Unfortunately, there is no seasoning, so the taste is still much worse."
Thinking of this picture, Yifan couldn't help but feel a little disappointed. After eating, he walked back to the river in a blink of an eye, washed his mouth and went home with another fish that had not been grilled. Make a simple fish trap and put it in the river. If you are lucky, there will be fish to eat next time you come.
On the way back, Zhang Yifan couldn't walk as fast as when he came. After all, when he came here, he just wanted to get something to eat quickly, and only after eating here was he in the mood to see the familiar and unfamiliar environment around him.
The entire Holy Soul Village looks quite primitive. I don't know if it is because of this village or because it is like this in the current era. After all, in Zhang Yifan's opinion, even his rural hometown in his previous life was much more prosperous than here.
Along the way, Zhang Yifan was surprised to see many farmer uncles conjuring a hoe or sickle out of thin air to work in the fields.
"Is this the so-called martial spirit? It's really magical. I don't know what martial spirit I will awaken."
After seeing the magic of Wuhun, Zhang Yifan couldn't help but sigh in his heart, and then heard a lot of news about the awakening of Wuhun along the way.
"The village chief grandpa just came to our house to inform my father that the martial arts awakening will be held in three days."
"I heard that the soul master from the Wuhun Palace has come to help us awaken the Wuhun. I don't know what Wuhun I will awaken. I'm really looking forward to it."
"Yes! I heard from my father that my martial spirit should be a sickle. After all, my father and mother's martial spirits are both sickles."
"Well, as long as I awaken my martial soul and gain soul power, I can become a soul master. As long as I can become a soul master, I can make a lot of money."
"Yes, yes, soul masters are the best..."
When Zhang Yifan was approaching home, he saw a stooped old man walking out of a blacksmith.
"If I'm not mistaken, that old man should be the village elder Jack."
As soon as Old Jack walked out of the blacksmith's door, a little boy with blue hair and face followed him. Zhang Yifan didn't hear clearly what was said between them because of the distance.
Well, after seeing old Jack leave after chatting, Zhang Yifan immediately followed him.
"Grandpa Jack."
When Old Jack heard someone calling him, he stopped and looked in the direction, and saw that it was Zhang Yifan calling him to ask.
"What do you want Xiaofan to do with grandpa? I haven't seen you in the past two days. Are you going somewhere to play?"
"I went to the river to catch fish these past two days. Isn't this a way of honoring you with the fish?"
As he spoke, Zhang Yifan handed the fish he was planning to take home for dinner to Old Jack.
Old Jack did not accept it, but smiled and rubbed Zhang Yifan's head with his skinny hands and said with a smile: "Grandpa understands Xiaofan's wishes. You'd better take this fish home and eat it yourself."
"Grandpa, when I came back, I heard that the martial arts spirit would be awakened in a few days, right?"
"Yes, in three days the soul master from the Wuhun Palace will come to our Holy Soul Village to awaken the souls of the children in our village who are over 6 years old."
"Then grandpa, can I also awaken my martial spirit that day? I'm still more than a month away from turning 6 years old."
Old Jack touched the beard on his chin and hesitated, but did not answer Zhang Yifan directly.
"Xiao Fan, actually you don't have to be so anxious. You can wait until the next time your martial soul awakens."
Zhang Yifan did not answer Old Jack, because he knew that the awakening of the martial spirit in three days would be the beginning of the plot, and he did not want to miss the blessing buff from Blind Fighter Russell Yuntao.
As we all know, the time traveler of flowing water and the iron-clad Su Yuntao, do you think which time traveler has a garbage spirit after being awakened by blind Dou Russell Yuntao?It can be said that, except for those who are born with their own systems, all the other awesome and powerful martial arts were awakened by Su Yuntao for you. Otherwise, if you try someone else, can you still have such a martial spirit?
In the end, Old Jack agreed to Zhang Yifan's request, but he had to ask Song Yuntao about the specific operation. After all, it was not Old Jack who helped you awaken.
Zhang Yifan's fish was finally given to Old Jack. Of course, it was forced. After all, Old Jack knew Zhang Yifan's situation, but after putting the fish into Old Jack's hand, he ran away as quickly as possible.
In the next three days, Zhang Yifan had no time to spare and started a training program as follows: 10 squats, [-] push-ups, and [-] sit-ups each, and a [-]-kilometer run.
I don’t know if it’s for psychological reasons or because there’s no shampoo in this world. Zhang Yifan’s hair has been feeling itchy for the past three days. But thinking about it, it’s probably because he washes his hair without using shampoo. I think the process of making shampoo shouldn’t be very complicated. Difficult, it should be possible to restore it in this world...
However, Zhang Yifan had dreamed about such things as the system and golden fingers in the past three days, but those things only appeared in dreams. After waking up from the dream, he still had to face the cruel reality and live.
However, Zhang Yifan has also carefully analyzed that his advantages are to first understand the important plots. Moreover, Zhang Yifan has watched Dou 1 and Dou [-] and knows most of the core plots. Not to mention what things can help him become stronger, such as souls. Any piece of knowledge such as cores, soul guides, souls, battle armors, and mechas is more than [-] years ahead of the world. As long as Zhang Yifan dares to use it, it will set off a revolution in Douluo Continent.
Of course, Zhang Yifan still understands the principle that sin has no background and talent, and the only person he can rely on is himself.
Zhang Yifan was still a little tempted at first to get close to Tang San and learn from him the secret knowledge of the Tang Sect, but after secretly observing Tang San a few times, he gave up this plan.
Because what Zhang Yifan saw in Tang San's eyes was a kind of indifference and deep wariness, revealing a maturity that was extremely inconsistent with his body.
Zhang Yifan believed that as long as he got close to Tang San for no reason, this little boy who looked just like the other boys in the village could easily kill him.
Afterwards, Zhang Yifan slapped himself hard on the forehead. He thought that what he had seen in the past, such as getting close to Tang San, and then learning all the secrets of Tang Sect, was simply misleading. You know, In the original plot, when Tang San first arrived at Notting College, he became murderous when faced with the provocation of two guards. You can imagine what kind of thing Tang San was.
……
At dawn, a dilapidated small yard of a farmhouse came into view.
If it weren't for the smoke rising from the courtyard, it would be hard to tell that this was an inhabited courtyard.
When Zhang Yifan woke up, he found himself lying on a wooden bed. When he opened his eyes, he saw a thatched roof above his head, and a wisp of breeze hit him, making his body tremble.
"What's going on? It's so cold?"
Zhang Yifan couldn't help but shiver, and then.I realized the change in my voice, which sounded like a child's voice.
"I'll go, what's going on! Why have I become smaller?"
Looking down at his body, he saw that his arms had become shorter, his legs had become shorter, and his figure had become thinner, giving him the appearance of malnutrition.
"wrong!"
Zhang Yifan suddenly opened his pants and took a look, then patted his chest with relief.
"Fortunately, Xiao Fanfan is still here, otherwise it would be fine if he turned into something else."
"S~"
Then Zhang Yifan felt a pain in his head, and there was a memory in his brain that he didn't have before. As he sorted out this memory bit by bit, Zhang Yifan also understood this physical message.
The owner of this body is also named Zhang Yifan. He is about 5 years old and almost 6 years old. He is an orphan. His mother died in childbirth. When Zhang Yifan was young, his father encountered spirit beasts and died when he went hunting with people in the village.
He himself grew up eating hundreds of meals, but due to long-term malnutrition and being naughty, he went to the river to take a bath a few days ago and developed a fever. Finally, he died at home yesterday.
It is quite depressing to say that after Zhang Yifan graduated from university, he went to work in a company, but that company did not treat people as human beings at all. Because the Chinese New Year was approaching, the leaders did not rest at the end of the month and worked overtime to achieve performance, which led to Zhang Yifan I have been working overtime intensively for three months.
At this time, on the other side of the underworld, Guizhao, who was worried about his performance, happily found Zhang Yifan and took his soul to report to the underworld.
Zhang Yifan got out of bed, moved his stiff body and looked around the room carefully. Except for a wooden bed and an earthen stove that no one had ever used, there was no other extraneous thing in the room.
But when I think about it in the blink of an eye, Zhang Yifan is just an orphan with no father or mother. Except for the village elder Jack who comes to visit occasionally, no one takes care of him. For a child who is almost 5 years old and almost 6 years old, it is already amazing to be able to do this. .
"Cuckoo..."
very hungry!Only then did Zhang Yifan remember that this body had not eaten for nearly two days. If he did not eat anymore, Zhang Yifan could only pray for another time travel.
He touched his pockets and saw, well, it was cleaner than Zhang Yifan’s face. Think about it, where did his family have no money?
Well, I didn’t have money to buy food, so I had to rely on my own hands to fill my stomach. After thinking about the river I went swimming in before, I remembered that there should be a lot of fish, so Zhang Yifan picked up the kitchen knife at home. I found some materials in the yard to make a simple harpoon, and used a small iron wire to make a simple fishing rod.
After struggling early in the morning, Zhang Yifan finally set up a bonfire by the river and put two of the three fish he caught on the shelf.
After waiting for a while and seeing the fish on the fire being roasted, Zhang Yifan grabbed one of them and started chewing in large chunks. Within a short while, the roasted fish was completely destroyed.
After destroying the two grilled fishes completely, Zhang Yifan couldn't help but murmured to himself.
"The fish in Douluo Continent is just more delicious than the fish in the previous life. The wild fish is not polluted. Unfortunately, there is no seasoning, so the taste is still much worse."
Thinking of this picture, Yifan couldn't help but feel a little disappointed. After eating, he walked back to the river in a blink of an eye, washed his mouth and went home with another fish that had not been grilled. Make a simple fish trap and put it in the river. If you are lucky, there will be fish to eat next time you come.
On the way back, Zhang Yifan couldn't walk as fast as when he came. After all, when he came here, he just wanted to get something to eat quickly, and only after eating here was he in the mood to see the familiar and unfamiliar environment around him.
The entire Holy Soul Village looks quite primitive. I don't know if it is because of this village or because it is like this in the current era. After all, in Zhang Yifan's opinion, even his rural hometown in his previous life was much more prosperous than here.
Along the way, Zhang Yifan was surprised to see many farmer uncles conjuring a hoe or sickle out of thin air to work in the fields.
"Is this the so-called martial spirit? It's really magical. I don't know what martial spirit I will awaken."
After seeing the magic of Wuhun, Zhang Yifan couldn't help but sigh in his heart, and then heard a lot of news about the awakening of Wuhun along the way.
"The village chief grandpa just came to our house to inform my father that the martial arts awakening will be held in three days."
"I heard that the soul master from the Wuhun Palace has come to help us awaken the Wuhun. I don't know what Wuhun I will awaken. I'm really looking forward to it."
"Yes! I heard from my father that my martial spirit should be a sickle. After all, my father and mother's martial spirits are both sickles."
"Well, as long as I awaken my martial soul and gain soul power, I can become a soul master. As long as I can become a soul master, I can make a lot of money."
"Yes, yes, soul masters are the best..."
When Zhang Yifan was approaching home, he saw a stooped old man walking out of a blacksmith.
"If I'm not mistaken, that old man should be the village elder Jack."
As soon as Old Jack walked out of the blacksmith's door, a little boy with blue hair and face followed him. Zhang Yifan didn't hear clearly what was said between them because of the distance.
Well, after seeing old Jack leave after chatting, Zhang Yifan immediately followed him.
"Grandpa Jack."
When Old Jack heard someone calling him, he stopped and looked in the direction, and saw that it was Zhang Yifan calling him to ask.
"What do you want Xiaofan to do with grandpa? I haven't seen you in the past two days. Are you going somewhere to play?"
"I went to the river to catch fish these past two days. Isn't this a way of honoring you with the fish?"
As he spoke, Zhang Yifan handed the fish he was planning to take home for dinner to Old Jack.
Old Jack did not accept it, but smiled and rubbed Zhang Yifan's head with his skinny hands and said with a smile: "Grandpa understands Xiaofan's wishes. You'd better take this fish home and eat it yourself."
"Grandpa, when I came back, I heard that the martial arts spirit would be awakened in a few days, right?"
"Yes, in three days the soul master from the Wuhun Palace will come to our Holy Soul Village to awaken the souls of the children in our village who are over 6 years old."
"Then grandpa, can I also awaken my martial spirit that day? I'm still more than a month away from turning 6 years old."
Old Jack touched the beard on his chin and hesitated, but did not answer Zhang Yifan directly.
"Xiao Fan, actually you don't have to be so anxious. You can wait until the next time your martial soul awakens."
Zhang Yifan did not answer Old Jack, because he knew that the awakening of the martial spirit in three days would be the beginning of the plot, and he did not want to miss the blessing buff from Blind Fighter Russell Yuntao.
As we all know, the time traveler of flowing water and the iron-clad Su Yuntao, do you think which time traveler has a garbage spirit after being awakened by blind Dou Russell Yuntao?It can be said that, except for those who are born with their own systems, all the other awesome and powerful martial arts were awakened by Su Yuntao for you. Otherwise, if you try someone else, can you still have such a martial spirit?
In the end, Old Jack agreed to Zhang Yifan's request, but he had to ask Song Yuntao about the specific operation. After all, it was not Old Jack who helped you awaken.
Zhang Yifan's fish was finally given to Old Jack. Of course, it was forced. After all, Old Jack knew Zhang Yifan's situation, but after putting the fish into Old Jack's hand, he ran away as quickly as possible.
In the next three days, Zhang Yifan had no time to spare and started a training program as follows: 10 squats, [-] push-ups, and [-] sit-ups each, and a [-]-kilometer run.
I don’t know if it’s for psychological reasons or because there’s no shampoo in this world. Zhang Yifan’s hair has been feeling itchy for the past three days. But thinking about it, it’s probably because he washes his hair without using shampoo. I think the process of making shampoo shouldn’t be very complicated. Difficult, it should be possible to restore it in this world...
However, Zhang Yifan had dreamed about such things as the system and golden fingers in the past three days, but those things only appeared in dreams. After waking up from the dream, he still had to face the cruel reality and live.
However, Zhang Yifan has also carefully analyzed that his advantages are to first understand the important plots. Moreover, Zhang Yifan has watched Dou 1 and Dou [-] and knows most of the core plots. Not to mention what things can help him become stronger, such as souls. Any piece of knowledge such as cores, soul guides, souls, battle armors, and mechas is more than [-] years ahead of the world. As long as Zhang Yifan dares to use it, it will set off a revolution in Douluo Continent.
Of course, Zhang Yifan still understands the principle that sin has no background and talent, and the only person he can rely on is himself.
Zhang Yifan was still a little tempted at first to get close to Tang San and learn from him the secret knowledge of the Tang Sect, but after secretly observing Tang San a few times, he gave up this plan.
Because what Zhang Yifan saw in Tang San's eyes was a kind of indifference and deep wariness, revealing a maturity that was extremely inconsistent with his body.
Zhang Yifan believed that as long as he got close to Tang San for no reason, this little boy who looked just like the other boys in the village could easily kill him.
Afterwards, Zhang Yifan slapped himself hard on the forehead. He thought that what he had seen in the past, such as getting close to Tang San, and then learning all the secrets of Tang Sect, was simply misleading. You know, In the original plot, when Tang San first arrived at Notting College, he became murderous when faced with the provocation of two guards. You can imagine what kind of thing Tang San was.
……
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