Ninja MOBA: The opening team girl Hua Naruto

"Boom..."

After a loud bang, the blue side's crystal hub exploded.

[The game ends. 】

As the canyon prompt sounded, the scene in the canyon changed drastically.A huge stage rose in the center, surrounded by steps like seats.

There is no doubt that the punishment for the blue side has begun.

With two "swish" sounds, the five players from the red and blue sides turned into five blue and red rays of light, landing at the center of the stage and seats.

Then, white light formed by the consciousness of countless people in the ninja world came from all directions and fell on the seats on the steps.

In an instant, the entire seat on the steps was filled, and the ideologies of countless people were transformed into their own appearance, with expressions of excitement on their faces.

The entire blue side is a very famous existence in the ninja world. Now they can see their embarrassing appearance. How can they not be excited?

Just kidding, if it weren't for the moba space, it would be rare to see these strong men make a fool of themselves once in a lifetime.

If you miss this, you will really regret it.

Everyone was in high spirits, and they all said to the people next to them:

"Hey, what punishment do you think they will encounter this time?"

"As long as it's not wearing stockings and dancing on the pole, I can accept it."

Someone said weakly: "Actually, I still really want to see them wearing stockings and dancing like this..."

"You're playing really perverted!"

"Perverts are indeed perverted, but Shunshen Shisui dances in black stockings. Don't you want to see it?"

"What are you people thinking about every day? How can you be more perverted than a pervert like me?"

Many people on the seats were chatting, but Zhisui and others on the stage only had deep fear in their hearts.

What kind of crazy things are in these people’s minds?

Let us five big men wear black silk and dance on the pole. How can they be more dogs than dogs?

"It's better to let me wear this than just let me die!"

This is what Zhisui and others thought in their hearts.

Sitting in the center of the seat, Shen Yunhan was startled when he heard the conversation between these ninjas. Then he laughed and said in his heart, "When it comes to torturing people, it's you."

"Dear administrator, what is the punishment you have set for them?"

The voice of the moba space elf sounded in his mind.

"If so many people think about it, then let them wear it..."

He was about to obey everyone's wishes and let Zhisui and others wear black silk, but suddenly his heart was shocked, and he suddenly thought of other punishments.

A few playful smiles suddenly appeared on Shen Yunhan's face. He looked at Kirabi and said in his heart, "I remember that you like to talk very much, right..."

He communicated with the moba spirit in his consciousness.

"Khilabi raps 'Just because you're so beautiful.'"

"Ai and Fugaku are playing basketball next to each other, and Shisui is dancing. As for Ohnoki, let him finish with a clip."

"Understood, respected administrator."

After the space elf replied, the moba space prompt sounded.

[The random punishment has been determined, and the red team is now informed of the punishment content. 】

After the moba prompt sounded, the punishment content appeared in Shisui and others' minds.Looking at the content of the punishment, Shisui, Ai, and Fugaku's expressions were normal, but they just frowned, feeling a little embarrassed.

On the side, Ohnoki and Kirabi, their faces were as black as the bottom of a pot, and their hearts were filled with anger.

"What the hell kind of punishment is this!"

Kirabi and Onoki cursed in unison.

Then the two of them looked at each other, both thinking that the other's punishment mission was the same as their own, and they couldn't help showing a look of sympathy in their eyes.

But at the same time, he was gloating in his heart.

"Hehe, although the lyrics of this song are terrible, so bad that I can't even watch it. But if I let this old guy Ohnoki rap with me, his tongue will definitely be bitten off by himself."

"Haha, it's funny to think that a big cloud ninja like Kirabi speaks in this so-called clip tone."

In this way, while Kirabi and Onoki were gloating to each other, four huge speakers were raised on the east and west sides of the stage, and then a huge display screen was raised in the middle of the rear.

"boom--"

The entire Ninja Realm Canyon darkened, and the neon lights on the stage shone brightly.

The players on the blue team all had their hair parted in the middle, with necklaces around their necks, a black turtleneck sweater, gray pants with white suspenders, and high-top black lace-up leather shoes.

The audience was shocked by their sudden change of clothes, and stood motionless in their seats with their mouths open.

Shen Yunhan, on the other hand, was sitting in the MVP's seat, holding back his smile, his face almost cramping from the pain.

At this moment, Qilabi, who was 1.9 meters tall and had a middle parting, appeared in his hand with a microphone, and with an uncontrollable force, he used Lei Dun to rush to the center of the stage.

Ai and Fugaku, who also had middle points, appeared on his left, both holding a basketball. One had lightning on his body, and the other had fire on him, facing each other.

To the right of Kirabi, the center-parted version of Shisui, with green gas on his body, stood with a look of despair.

On the back, there was not much hair at first, but now it is suddenly thick and parted in the middle. Onoki, who is 1.3 meters tall, is floating in the air with a look of despair.

At this time, a noisy accompaniment sounded from the speakers. Kirabi held the microphone, followed the accompaniment, and rapped quickly:

"Just because you are so beautiful baby, Ang!"

"Just because you are so beautiful, oh, baby, uh!"

"Ang, just because you are so beautiful baby!"

"Ang, just because you are so beautiful baby!"

After Kirabi chatted, Ai and Fugaku started playing basketball.

The two of them moved in the same pace, both dribbling while sliding backwards and forwards, and the basketball made a "pong" sound.

"Chicken are you too beautiful?"

In the middle of the auditorium, Senju Hashirama on the far left said in confusion because Kirabi was chattering too fast:

"What kind of lyrics are these? Is it talking about a beautiful chicken? What's so beautiful about it? Is it because it tastes better after it's cooked? It's indeed beautiful."

"I really don't know whether he sang about roast chicken, steamed chicken or chicken soup. I think it should be roast chicken. Yun Hanjun has made roast chicken, and it's really good!"

Not far away, Naruko in the audience muttered, thinking about Shen Yunhan's roast chicken that time, and couldn't help drooling from the corner of her mouth.

"Roast chicken? Where can I find roast chicken?!"

Jiraiya and Choji both yelled, and saliva flowed from the corners of their mouths. However, unlike Choji who simply ate, Jiraiya had a slightly more lewd look on his face.

On the stage, the sound accompaniment became more and more noisy. Fugaku and Ai were dribbling with fire and thunder, and their dribbling became wider.

The middle-parted hair moved again and again, and the faces of the two middle-aged men also raised their eyebrows again and again, biting their lips with their teeth, looking extremely strange.

Shisui on the side also began to move, turning his back to everyone, following the music, pushing his shoulders back and forth.

"puff--"

Seeing this scene, Shen Yunhan wanted to laugh, but he still endured it.

He thought this scene would be happy, but he didn't expect it to be so happy.

At this moment, Kirabi's rapping voice came again:

"You walking towards me make me so ready to move."

"I've never felt this way before."

"causeigotacrushonyouwhoyou."

"You are mine, I am yours, who?"

"I have never felt this way before. Should I eat butter as soon as possible?"

In the audience, Senju Hashirama heard Kirabi's chatter and muttered: "Do you mean eating butter after eating roast chicken? Is that delicious? Aren't you tired of it?"

"I feel like I should brush the butter on the roasted chicken before eating it, right?" Naruko muttered.

Dingci, who was not far from her, also nodded and said, "Yes, brush it before eating."

"Butter?!" Jiraiya was surprised and said, "And there is such a good thing?"

"Where is the butter?" Kakashi not far away asked.

"whoosh"

On the stage, Shisui bent his left arm with his back to the audience, straightened his drooping right arm, slipped his steps, turned around and faced the audience, his face turned into an intoxicated look due to the force majeure of the moba space.

But in fact, he already felt that he was about to die of embarrassment.

"I didn't expect that one day I would do something like this in front of the entire ninja world..." Zhishui's heart was filled with depression.

On the other side, the basketballs in Ai and Fugaku's hands were already filled with thunder and fire.

They flap their hands, slide their steps, pass the basketball under their hips, flap and slide again.At this time, there were sounds of fire and electricity around them.

"I feel that although our actions are single, our punishment seems to be simpler than their punishment of Shisui and Tobi." Ai whispered to Fugaku, who was passing the ball under his crotch with him.

"More than simple? We are simply simpler." Fugaku responded in a low voice and thought to himself, "It would be best if I were not allowed to make such a shameful expression."

As the leader of the most famous Uchiha clan in the ninja world, he couldn't bear to have him make such an expression.

At this time, the accompaniment became more intense, and the basketball in their hands stopped moving. They held it in their hands and gently threw it to their chests. Their arms shook like an electric shock, and the basketball moved along their chests to their other hands.

Then, the two of them threw the basketballs in their hands to the ground. Both basketballs bounced into each other's hands with a "bang".

Following the music, the two dribbled the ball again. Originally, each of the two basketballs had only one of the two lights, fire and thunder, but now both the lights of thunder and fire lingered on the basketball, looking very dazzling.

"It's kind of cool!"

Many people thought this way when they saw the basketball with thunder and fire.

On the other side, Shisui, who was dancing intoxicated by the force of the moba space, jumped again, and the straps on his body fell off, but he still danced intoxicated.

"I'm so numb. I won't be the only one who speaks in that so-called clip voice soon, right?"

Ohnoki was floating back and forth in the air because of the force majeure of the moba space. He wanted to look panicked, but he could only look intoxicated because of the power of the moba space.

"One more look, one more look, and it will explode!"

"Come closer, come closer, and you'll be melted!"

"I want to take you as my own babybae!"

"No matter where I go, the person I will think of is you, youyou!"

Kirabi's chatter came again.This part of the rap was faster than the previous one, which made Hashirama, Naruko and many others stunned.

"Want to exploit you as chicken fat? Despicable and despicable?"

"No matter where you do something wrong, you still have to think about shit, okay?"

Hashirama and Naruko repeated the lyrics they heard, becoming more confused and muttering one after another:

"After eating chicken, you still have to fry it into chicken fat? This is really not very particular."

"You extract the wrong oil and still poop? This is terrible."

On the stage, Kirabi was still rapping.

After Ai and Fugaku exchanged basketballs, they both spun in a circle and then started spinning on their index fingers.But after a while, they started playing basketball again, and their expressions became even more strange.

On the other side, Shisui was intoxicated with dancing. He suddenly jumped again. After a set of dance moves, he held the connection between the sweater and the lower abdomen of the pants with one hand, stretched out the other hand, and kept twisting. .

"What should I do to you?"

"Uh everyone is looking at you."

"My heart is always uneasy!"

"Oh I'm terminally ill now."

"Am I having sex with Pinru?" When Kakashi and Jiraiya heard this in the audience, their eyes suddenly lit up, and they thought of some amazing scene.

The other male audience members all laughed in unison, while the women all spat, secretly scolding Kirabi for being immoral for singing such a shameful song in broad daylight.

"eheh, are you really crazy because of you?"

"I'm not this kind of person."

"Because you have become a strange person."

"This is the first time I've become like this."

"No matter how I try to deny it."

When Kirabi sang this, Shen Yunhan in the audience finally couldn't help it and burst out laughing.

When he smiled, others also laughed, because Kirabi's rap was so funny.

Looking at Shen Yunhan in the audience, he thought silently in his heart, "I'm so drunk. My rap skills are actually limited by these lyrics. Baga ya road, kuo nuo ya road."

In fact, there is nothing wrong with the lyrics of this song, and Kirabi's rapping skills are also very good, but only just good.

If you want to rap the lyrics of this song clearly, you must either have a strong rap ability and find a way to sing every word and fit it into the accompaniment, or slow down the accompaniment and speaking speed.

Otherwise, if you sing too fast, it will sound like a weird rap.

Kirabi's rapping continued, and the lyrics at this time had entered a relatively slow time period. Everyone didn't sound as weird as before, but they still couldn't help but laugh.

Ohnoki, who had been floating in the air, gradually changed his face as Kirabi was about to finish speaking. By the time Kirabi finished the last word, his face had turned purple.

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