Ninja MOBA: The opening team girl Hua Naruto

"Pfft, you shameless snake, hahahahahaha!" Jiraiya burst out laughing.

Tsunade on the side also couldn't help laughing.

This, the title of "Deceitful Snake" is really suitable for Orochimaru.Even he who created the Yin Seal only maintained his appearance, but Orochimaru not only maintained his appearance over the years, but also became younger and more handsome. This is really shameless.

Orochimaru didn't care about the two people laughing at him, he just turned to look at Shen Yunhan and said:

"Han-kun, this is a meeting between us Sannin, I believe you won't interfere, right?"

"Of course I won't interfere." Shen Yunhan said, then slowly pulled out the Tang Dao in his hand and said, "I can only insert the knife."

"Yun Han, as a man, you should not only be able to insert a knife, but also learn to insert other things."

Jiraiya suddenly said with a lewd expression.

"No one will think you are mute if you don't speak." Tsunade yelled at him angrily.

"hey-hey……"

Jiraiya smiled obscenely and did not continue speaking.

"Orochimaru, what do you want to do here?" Tsunade ignored Jiraiya and turned to Orochimaru.

"Are you going to do your cruel experiment again?" She asked with a stern eyebrow.

"Jie Jie, in fact, my original purpose was to come to you." Orochimaru sneered at me, glanced at Shen Yunhan, and said, "I just heard a huge noise outside the town. And then entered the town.”

"Now that I think about it, Lord Han must have caused the noise, right?" Orochimaru asked Shen Yunhan.

"No, it's Tsunade-sama." Shen Yunhan said calmly.

"Tsunade?" Orochimaru said, and then turned his gaze to Tsunade. A pair of snake eyes exuded a cold light, like a poisonous snake that had been hiding in a dark place for decades.

"Jie Jie, it seems that this idiot Jiraiya is sick again." He sneered.Seeing that Jiraiya was covered in dust, his hair was messy, and he was very embarrassed, he guessed the reason.

"Compared to me, you are the one who is sick." Jiraiya looked at Orochimaru and said.

"Haha, idiot." Orochimaru sneered at him, turned to look at Tsunade, and said: "I need you to heal my arm, Tsunade."

"Why should I treat you?" Tsunade asked sarcastically: "Is it because you attacked the village, or because you killed our teacher?"

"You should understand that what I have done is right for the village." Orochimaru said in a hoarse voice.

Tsunade was silent for a while, and then said: "Just give up, I won't help you treat your arm."

"Yes, heal your arm and you will definitely continue to attack the village." Jiraiya said coldly.

"You are indeed an idiot. Do you think I would attack a village where Lord Han is in charge?" Orochimaru asked Jiraiya sarcastically:

"Why are you still so stupid after so many years? Are all your brains used for those yellow wastes?" Seven

"Fart! That's a source. Do you understand the source? What do you, a deadbeat living underground, know about the beauty of the world!" Jiraiya retorted loudly.

"Eternal life is the beauty of the world!" Orochimaru's voice suddenly became louder and he said.

"It's obviously gambling!"

Tsunade also raised her voice.

Looking at the three people arguing, Shen Yunhan was speechless.

The leader of the three evil groups involved in pornography, gambling, and drugs is actually debating what is the beauty of the world?

If he had been in his previous life, he would have been amused by the three of them.

"Okay, I don't want to say anything more. Tsunade, help me heal my arm. I can help you resurrect the broken rope tree." Orochimaru didn't want to talk nonsense, and looked at Tsunade with a pair of snake eyes.

"Resurrect the broken and rope tree?" Tsunade was shocked, her beautiful eyes suddenly shrank, and her body couldn't help but tremble.

Duan had previously spoken for her in the village team's proposal, which made her very fond of him.And then launched a fierce pursuit of her.

The scumbag's routine, the same experiences, and the fact that Tsunade was still in the silly and sweet stage at the time, made him think of Tsunade as a like-minded friend.

And treat friendship with good friends as the relationship between men and women, and regard separation as first love.

Although it is stupid, it cannot be denied that this is a characteristic of many young women.

It is easy for them to mistake some feelings for love.As long as men are willing and trying to get along with them, many women will confuse it with love.

——This has nothing to do with rich or poor.

Fortunately, the relationship between the two was not too close, and Suan died on the battlefield. This was Tsunade's luck in her misfortune.

"You, can you really resurrect the broken and rope tree?!" Tsunade asked Orochimaru tremblingly.

"Of course." Orochimaru smiled proudly and said, "With my filthy reincarnation, I can resurrect anyone as long as there are suitable sacrifices."

"So, come on, Tsunade, heal my arm!"

Orochimaru smiled at Tsunade.

Tsunade's body was trembling, and her footsteps seemed to be moving.This made Orochimaru's snake eyes tremble, and his heart was filled with joy.

"Tsunade! If you do this, he will cause greater harm to the village!" Jiraiya said quickly.

"Jie Jie, Jiraiya, don't talk nonsense there. It's human nature to be able to save people close to you." Orochimaru sneered and said mockingly:

"If you don't want to save those close to you, you can't be considered a human being at all. Don't you think Tsunade is not a human being?"

After his words fell, Jiraiya fell silent.

Yes, they are all human beings, how could they not be willing to save those close to them?

If Jiraiya was asked to save his parents, family, and even Minato and Naruko, he would rather die.

"To be honest, you are both pretty stupid."

Shen Yunhan's indifferent voice came.

Orochimaru's face suddenly darkened, and he said, "Khan-kun, what do you mean?"

It doesn't matter if you say Tsunade is stupid, why do you say you say me, Orochimaru?

My Orochimaru's IQ is in today's ninja world. If I claim to be second, no one will dare to claim to be first!

Why does it sound like "stupid" to you?

Shen Yunhan looked at Orochimaru as if he was mentally retarded and asked:

"Are you a Shabi? Your arm is sealed, not cut off or dug out. Tsunade-sama can still reconnect it for you."

"Tell me, even if you are treated after being sealed, can your arm still recover?"

His gaze went even further.

Looking at this look, Orochimaru seemed to feel that Shen Yunhan had seen his brain being eaten by a dog.

Orochimaru was a little angry, but he had no way to refute.

Having said that, it is indeed a bit stupid.

Ignoring Orochimaru's anger, he turned to look at Tsunade who was still shaking and said:

"He has already said that his technique of resurrecting people is the reincarnation of dirty soil, which is the technique of the second generation Tobirama-sama. Tsunade-sama, as the granddaughter of Lord Tobirama, you should know what the reincarnation of dirty soil is. ."

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Shen Yunhan: The three ninjas are somewhat involved in that, I said, it seems it is time to implement nine years of compulsory education like the ninja world.

Youlong: Ah, yes, yes.

Youlong then coded out the words on the computer.

——The legend of the ninja world in the future. When he went to the toilet once, he was suffocated to death because he couldn't find the toilet. Then Zoin opened the kaleidoscope in anger, and Naruko could escape in seconds.They shouted in unison: We want to create a world full of toilets.

The era of ninjas is over, and the era of big toilets has begun!