Pokémon: My Pokémon has a billion points of abnormality

In the past two days, Chen Ye also looked for Li Zhi, but the other party was not at home.

Presumably he hasn't returned from his mother's place yet.

So Chen Ye didn't ask Li Zhi to go with him.

As a result, when he arrived at school, he found that Li Zhi was already lying on his seat.

And many students have already arrived in the class.

Some of the students also had their own elf balls in their hands or on the table.

A few people even released their elves and put a wall in front of everyone.

And the types and potential of these elves are not bad.

It looks like it was bought for a lot of money.

Chen Ye ignored the others and went straight to his throne, the last row by the window.

And Li Zhi was next to him.

"Crack! Get up, Dazhi!"

A vajra palm that was not weaker than Dazhi's iron sand palm was slapped on Li Zhi's back.

"Ah! Help!"

Li Zhi woke up instantly as if being attacked by a beast.

A strange cry attracted the doubts and attention of many people.

But when they saw that it was Chen Ye and Li Zhi, they all smiled and continued with their own business.

On the other hand, Li Zhi.

Beads of sweat slid down his cheeks, and it looked like he was in a bad state.

His distorted facial features also made Chen Ye, who had a cheap smile on his face, freeze in his heart.

"Is this a nightmare? You shouldn't be so scared..."

Li Zhi took a few deep breaths, and he calmed down when he realized that the person who took the picture was Chen Ye.

"You really want to scare me to death..."

"What's the matter, you, are you scared?"

"Don't mention it, haven't I been called by my mother these few days... You can't imagine what I've been through these few days..."

"so serious?"

Chen Ye looked at Li Zhi's expression of lingering fear, and wondered in his heart.

"By the way, isn't her mother a doctor? She's afraid of going to a hospital like this?"

But when he was still wondering, Li Zhi said.

"It's not like you don't know how dangerous the block my mother guards is...it's near the secret realm..."

"I thought my mother told me to go to the elves... and it turned out..."

"result?"

Chen Ye was a little speechless at Li Zhi's sentence.

But Li Zhi said it directly, and burst into tears.

"Daye, my mother is not human, she actually threw me into the forest and asked me to find eggs myself!!!"

Li Zhi cried and hugged Chen Ye directly with his hands.

"If my dad hadn't found out early and brought me back, you would never have seen such a lovely brother like me again!"

"Ah this?? Such a reckless mother?"

Chen Ye figured it out this time. He co-authored it for a long time. Li Zhi's mother is a patrolman, and his father is a doctor.

Sensing the gazes from the people around him, Chen Ye patted Li Zhi and asked.

"Don't cry, don't cry, big man...what about you?"

"What about here...?"

Li Zhi looked down at himself in a daze, and then looked at Chen Ye whose face had begun to distort in a strange way.

"I can fuck you..."

……

Elf: Scallion Duck (Level 0)

Gender: Male

Attribute: Fighting

Potential: c~b

Characteristics: Bravery (Using normal attribute and fighting attribute moves can hit ghost attribute Pokémon, and will not be affected by intimidation.)

Carrying props: none

Basic skills: pecking, splashing sand

Inherited Skills: Feather Dance, Feather Perch, Divine Bird Onslaught

Skills taught: none

Skill Disc: None

Status: robust

Remarks: Scallion Duck likes to hold scallion-like stem plants and use them as important weapons, like knives, to cut off debris.It cannot survive without the stem.Therefore, it will desperately fight against opponents who want to snatch the stem.This also makes them generally live where the corresponding plant grows with the stem they hold.They also often fight for territory.

"Fuck? Duck with green onions in the Galar area?"

When Chen Ye saw Li Zhi took out the unremarkable elf egg that was still in the incubator from the bag, he was shocked.

Dazhi's luck is not so good.

"This characteristic, this potential, this skill... is going to be invincible..."

Chen Ye didn't know how much Li Zhi had suffered during this period, but at least the result was worth it to him.

Sensing Chen Ye's dumbfounded expression, Li Zhi asked in a panic.

"What's the matter, Daye, my bastard can't do it!"

Chen Ye calmed down, smiled at Li Zhi, and said nothing.

"This elf egg looks like dirt, it must be a piece of garbage when it hatches."

Surrounded by a few kids from the same class, Zhang Fang walked in through the gate.

The moment he entered the door, he saw Li Zhi come out with the elf eggs, and at the same time found that many students were showing off their elves.

This made him, who wanted to be the first to install the wall, very depressed.

You must know that the elf in his hand was chosen for him by his gym owner father, so the quality must be nothing to say.

So without even thinking about it, he laughed at Li Zhi loudly.

Li Zhi hadn't come out of his sad and flustered feelings, and still had a mournful face, turning his head to look at the speaker.

On the other hand, Chen Ye, who was at the side, was full of hostility and directly confronted Zhang Fang, who was invincible.

"Zhang fart, why is your mouth farting again?"

With Chen Ye's words, the atmosphere at the back of the classroom instantly became anxious.

"Chen Ye! You..."

"What are you, you say that Dazhi can't do it? Can you see it? You bastard!"

Chen Ye was still complaining, and Li Zhi also came out of his emotions, but when he heard Chen Ye's words, he immediately wanted to stop him in a low voice.

"Daye...Daye...Brother Ye! It's okay, let's stop talking...I feel like you're scolding me..."

Where did Chen Ye hear Li Zhi's persuasion, he was so angry that he couldn't stop at all.

You put it here and think that my 25 years of stalking skills have grown in vain?

Dare to say that my brother can't do it?

Let me tell you, no one in this world can scold my brother except me!

… ten minutes later …

Zhang Fang was left speechless by what Chen Ye said.

The younger brothers behind him were even more ashamed, each of them behaved awkwardly, and they all wanted to draw a line with Zhang Fang.

Seeing that something was wrong, Zhang Fang kept trying to get Chen Ye to stop this mental attack.

It can be said that it can't be said, what else can I do, I can only find someone who is beneficial to me to save face.

Looking at Chen Ye's empty hands, he knew that he must not have a poke ball.

Immediately, Zhang Fang's expression changed and he shouted.

"Chen Ye! What's the use of you talking so slipperyly, you have the guts to fight me with elves!"

"Who is strong is the last word!"

After all, Zhang Da waved his hand, and a red and white ball fell to the ground skillfully.

A red light flashed, and a body in blue and black with yellow stars at the head and tail appeared in the open space.

The loud and clear cry resounded throughout the classroom and attracted everyone's attention.

"Meow!"