Konoha: Start with a bowl of noodles!Ninjutsu is all about stealing

What can we do to make each other happy?The answer is - fighting beast!

From ancient times to the present, beast fighting has been a popular form of entertainment for people.Audiences watching beast fighting can experience tension and fun in the fierce fight between beasts.

And now, Hanyu Kamso's elephant is going to have a good fight with Konan's tiger.

Hanyu Kamso shouted: "The time for the beast battle that I have been waiting for has finally arrived!"

Xiaonan used jiaoya to push Yuyu Kamsang away: "I don't want to, don't be too reckless. This tiger is often sick and has a very weak constitution. It needs to be fed carefully."

Hanyu Kamsou put incense on Xiao Nan's penis: "Xiao Nan, you believe me, with my ability, I will be able to feed it like a piglet."

"It still doesn't work. You have to calm down and don't treat me like you just did."

Hanyu Kamso picked up Konan's crotch and placed it on the elephant's trunk: "It's okay to calm down, but you have to use your crotch to help me calm down. Think about what you did when riding a tricycle yesterday. of?"

Xiaonan suddenly realized something: "Isn't it right? So you used my penis when you gave me a spa yesterday?"

"That's a unique therapy. It's normal for you not to understand. Don't worry about the past. Your task now is to calm the elephant trunk."

Xiaonan complained: "No wonder you put a towel over my eyes. It turned out to be to hide it from me. You are really annoying." As he said that, he plucked the elephant's trunk with the tips of his toes, which were covered in white silk.

Hanyu Kamso wished that Konan would be like this: "Good guy, you are quite good at it! Keep going, don't stop."

Xiaonan used the elephant's trunk as a punching bag and used jio to push it back and forth.The elephant's trunk is like a rattle, twisting and turning.

Hanyu Kamso complained: "Hey, can you be more careful? If you keep doing this, I will have to take some special measures."

"What special measures?"

"Arm and make the elephant's trunk as granite."

Xiaonan was helpless: "You must not be armed. I won't make it difficult for you, I will just be gentle."

"Xiaonan, can you use both hands to hold up the elephant's trunk at the same time? Hold it upright, and then stroke it upright."

"But this action is too weird, and my vagina is sore to death."

Hanyu Kamsou smiled and said: "What's weird about this? You can play with my elephant, and I can also see your tiger. Killing two birds with one stone, isn't it beautiful?"

"I really can't figure it out, where did you learn these things?"

"I once had the honor to read a book, and I gained a lot of knowledge. If we have time, let's study it together. Hey, Xiao Nan, you can't stop your jio, you have to keep helping me straighten the elephant's trunk."

"When will this trunk calm down?"

Kanso Hanyu brought out the nonsense literature: "Calm down when it's time to calm down."

"It's better not to say this."

"You might as well not ask. Xiaonan, keep working hard and focus on attacking the tip of the elephant's trunk. It likes that best."

Although Xiao Nan is thin, Jio Ya is really strong.It was like a vise, quickly emptying Hanyu Kamso's health bar.

Hanyu Kamsou has reached his limit: "Xiaonan, you are really talented. Your hands can fold paper, and you can stroke an elephant's trunk. You are really a born artist."

"You're going to make fun of me when you're so annoyed." Xiaonan got angry again and stepped on the elephant's trunk hard.

It was the moment she stepped on that became the straw that broke the camel's back.

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The elephant was so happy that he burst out a lot of nutritious fruit mushrooms with his trunk.

Seeing the nutritious fruit mushrooms splashing around, Xiao Nan felt disgusted to death.She complained as she went to the bathroom: "My hands are all stained."

Hanyu Kamso hasn't recovered yet - my god!This is too fatal.Even a tough guy has to admit defeat honestly in front of Xiaonan!

Xiaonan shouted while cleaning the mess: "Why didn't you say something before the elephant's trunk burst? It makes me miserable every time."

Hanyu Shenso took a breath before saying: "I was also embarrassed by you. You have no skills at all, it's all emotion, but you can kill me. Is this the legendary saying that there is a way to win without a move? "

"Anyway, before you explode next time, you must tell me in advance so that I can be prepared."

Hanyu Shenso smiled evilly and said: "What are you preparing for? Are you ready to catch the nutritious fruit mushroom?"

Xiaonan was speechless: "Did I say that all of you boys have this kind of virtue? Why are you so inappropriate?"

"My moral character can be considered upright and upright. Without further ado, I'm going to feed your albino tiger." As he spoke, Hanyu Shen Cang regained his composure and once again stretched the elephant's trunk to its maximum extent.

"Xiao Nan, this albino tiger has never eaten, right?"

"Uh-huh."

"No wonder he's so thin. He looks hungry. Come on, I'll make sure he's well fed today."

"Don't feed it too much. If it's too full, it's better not to eat."

Hanyu Kamso tapped his big white teeth: "Okay, I'll give it two appetizers first. The first dish is snake sashimi."

"What dish?"

"Snake sashimi. Tigers are omnivores. It should be reasonable to occasionally hunt two snakes to eat. Snake heads are very fresh ingredients. It's perfect to use this as an appetizer."

As soon as Hanyu Kamso placed the snake sashimi in front of the tiger, he smelled a faint smell of the sea.But this smell is different from other sea smells. It is not so fishy, ​​but has a mist-like fragrance.

Hanyu Kamso is also an old animal researcher, but he has never smelled this kind of smell.

"Xiaonan, do you clean the tiger often?"

"At least once a day, this is beneficial to the tiger's growth."

"Well said, after all, washing is healthier. Okay, tiger, I'm going to feed you some snake sashimi."

Hanyu Kamso carefully stretched the snake sashimi towards the tiger, but the tiger didn't seem to want to eat.It is indifferent to appetite.

Hanyu Kamso asked doubtfully: "You tiger is not very enlightened! Do you have anorexia? You are not active in eating, and there is something wrong with your head. Get rid of the snake sashimi quickly."

However, the tiger still refused to cooperate.

"Hey, you disobedient little tiger, then I won't consider your feelings." Han Yu Shen Cang inserted the snake's head, and the tiger instantly started eating it deliciously.

The sound of the tiger eating the snake head sashimi is very loud, thorny, thorny, thorny.

The snake heads fed by Hanyu Kamso are so fresh that the snakes are not even dead yet.The half-dead snake head kept struggling and swinging around, making the tiger very angry.

"How come your snake head looks like a rubber band? And it seems like there are a lot of poisonous nights."

"Don't worry, the snakehead's poisonous night will not hurt the tiger, but will cure the tiger's anorexia."