Naruto: The Top Ten Social Death Scenes in the Beginning Editing

"A lustful fairy?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen touched his chin, thinking.

When he mentioned the word lustful, he thought of him...emmm, his disciple Jiraiya!

And he, Sarutobi Hiruzen, was the representative of Konoha's great Mitsumasa, how could he be a lecher?

But Sarutobi Hiruzen may not have seen Jiraiya for a long time. He usually sends a letter almost every three months to tell him about his current situation.

"It's true that you're lustful, but you can't be an immortal, right?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen shook his head, feeling that he was a little distracted.

The appearance of his disciple does not look like the demeanor that an immortal should have.

Pure land.

[Hate, why are Konoha’s keywords so strange? The lustful immortal...]

Tobirama covered his head, he had no clue at all, how could he possibly guess this.

[Minato, do you know who the lustful immortal is? 】

Senju Tobirama looked at Namikaze Minato and asked.

Because when Minato died, he was still very young and the Hokage, so he must have known a lot of things.

[Second Generation Sir, to be honest, I'm not sure, but when I see lust, it reminds me of Jiraiya-sensei. 】

Minato said with some embarrassment.

[Well... Mr. Jiraiya is a writer, the kind of writer who is not very serious. As a result, Mr. Jiraiya often lacks inspiration and will go outside to collect materials...]

[How to obtain materials? 】

Senju Tobirama didn't understand.

[For example, go to warm the soup, spy on other ladies, and then stimulate the inspiration in your mind...]

Minato was very embarrassed, Jiraiya-sensei was his master, it was embarrassing no matter how he thought about it.

[Asshole, how could Konoha produce such a lustful ninja? Who taught him? Damn it! 】

Tobirama's face turned red and he yelled loudly to divert others' attention.

[Speaking of which, Jiraiya-sensei also has a great relationship with you, the second generation! 】

Minato looked at Tobirama, the expression on his face gradually became weird.

[Jiraiya-sensei is the disciple of the Third Hokage, and you, the Second Generation, are the master of the Third Hokage, and I am Jiraiya-sensei’s disciple, so the relationship is more complicated. 】

It took Minato a long time to figure this idea out.

The anger on Senju Tobirama's face froze, and it turned out that he was also involved.

If we have to go back to the origin, it is also the truth of his Senju Tobirama's failure to teach Sarutobi Hiruzen properly.

[The Third Hokage has a total of three disciples, each of which has its own characteristics. 】

Namikaze Minato decided that he had to make a small report.

【What characteristics? 】

[I remember that Tsunade is also a disciple of Hiruzen, right? As for the rest, I didn't care. 】

Qianju Tobirama spread his hands and said.

[The disciples taught by three generations have taken over pornography, gambling and drugs...]

[Jiraiya-sensei is Huang, Tsunade-sama is gambling, Orochimaru-sama is poison...]

After hearing Minato's words, Tobirama silently looked towards his elder brother.

Tsunade's gambling addiction is inextricably related to her eldest brother. It can be said that Tsunade can occupy this title thanks to his eldest brother's persistent teachings when he was a child.

[But I just suddenly remembered that maybe the name Lustful Immortal refers to Teacher Jiraiya, because Teacher Jiraiya signed a contract with the toads in Mt. Myoboku and learned the art of Immortal from it. 】

[So the name Lustful Immortal can be used by both Lustful and Immortal. 】

Minato said.

[Does the monkey know that Jiraiya has learned the art of immortality? 】

Qianshou asked.

[I don’t know this, but I guess I just know. After all, this is considered a big deal, and Jiraiya-sensei should have reported it to the third generation. 】

……

Konoha.

"The lustful immortal, the lustful immortal..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked thoughtful. He was thinking carefully about who in Konoha was worthy of this name.

Ebisu is too weak to deserve the title of Sage!

And he, Sarutobi Hiruzen, had just died, so it was unlikely that it would be him this time, so he was ruled out.

Then it seems that only Jiraiya is left, so the lustful sage is referring to Jiraiya?

"I remember Jiraiya once told me that he learned the art of sage. The art of sage seems to be an allusion to the word sage?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen likes to think about problems while smoking, because at this time his thoughts are the calmest and most accurate.

"In that case, let's try Jiraiya first. After all, you can make mistakes at least four times!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen made his decision and said loudly: "The candidate for the fourth social death should be Jiraiya!"

Oh, my dearest disciple, your master has also experienced the feeling of social death, so now let master let you experience the scene of social death!

The corners of Sarutobi Hiruzen's mouth curved slightly, and when he thought of Jiraiya's shocked gaze, the curve of his mouth became more and more curved.

"It turns out that the lustful immortal refers to Jiraiya...but then again, who is Jiraiya?"

Naruto looked at the other three people blankly, Sakura, Sasuke and even Kakashi looked shocked.

Naruto was unhappy. His teammates all knew who Jiraiya was, but he didn't. Doesn't this comparison make him appear ignorant?

"boom."

"it hurts!"

Sakura punched Naruto on the head, and Naruto immediately covered his head, squatted on the ground, and cried out in pain.

"Naruto, all the six years you studied in the ninja school were in vain? Jiraiya-sama doesn't even know who he is, but you still have the nerve to say that you will become Hokage in the future?"

Sakura said without mercy.

"Then do you know who Lord Tsunade is? Then do you know who Lord Orochimaru is?"

Sakura continued to ask questions.

Naruto covered his head and shook his head blankly: "I don't know..."

"boom!"

"Sakura, it hurts!"

Naruto covered the big bump on the other head and said with tears in his eyes.

"Tsunade-sama, Orochimaru-sama, Jiraiya-sama!"

"These are the legendary Sannin that the Ninja School has carefully talked about!"

"You actually don't even know this, but you still brazenly said that you would become Hokage in the future."

Kakashi also covered his face and looked at Naruto's helpless emotions.

If it hadn't been for Morino Ihiki's psychological tactic at the end of that answer, and if it had been carried out in a normal process, how could Naruto have been selected!

"But maybe this is also luck. At any rate, luck can be considered a part of strength."

Kakashi tried to convince himself.

"Sakura, from now on, you can teach Naruto these common sense lessons. If Naruto is unwilling to learn, he will stay in the village and be a D-class thinker for the rest of his life, and help the old lady find a cat for the rest of his life."

"Yes, Kakashi-sensei!"

[Congratulations to Konoha for this group reward for the correct answer! 】

[Next, let’s enjoy the famous scene of Jiraiya, one of the three ninjas! 】