Meiman: Get a Ghost Rider at the beginning

"It's endless, it's endless, you bunch of bastards, go to hell~"

In a world filled with the smell of sulfur, a figure shining with golden light was using his ultimate move to torture the ugly creatures below over and over again.

The ground was covered with mud of flesh and blood, and the smell of burnt meat was everywhere in the air.

Aunt Surprise is on a killing spree here——

When she first came here, a group of hellish creatures thought she was a fat sheep and tried to kill her because too many ants would kill an elephant. However, they found out that the opponent was not only an elephant, but also an anteater, directly crushing many ants.

Many hell creatures were afraid and wanted to retreat, but the big bosses in hell knew about it. They drove a dense cannon fodder to exhaust Captain Marvel to death. However, after fighting for three days and three nights, they still did not exhaust Captain Marvel to death. It was better to fight the cannon fodder quickly. Gone.

The disheveled Captain Marvel was very angry. It would be great if he had the ability to time and space, why would he be trapped in this ghost place?

She has no spaceship and no time and space magic, so she can only stay in this place where birds don't poop. She can't get out no matter how hard she fights. The key is that this place is not very clean. Her body already stinks, and bathing is a problem.

[Hello, beautiful lady, it seems you need help]

A voice suddenly came from the void, and Captain Marvel was stunned for a moment. A handsome middle-aged man wearing a suit and hairspray appeared in front of her.

"Oh, what kind of help can you give me?" Captain Marvel smiled.

"Haha, I can give you any help. Of course, it only requires you to pay a small price..." The handsome middle-aged man said politely.

After fighting for three days and three nights, without food or water, I'm afraid the opponent's physical strength and spirit have reached their limit, the middle-aged handsome man thought with squinted eyes.

"Of course there is no problem, but I want to ask first, were you the one who drove those cannon fodder here these days?" Captain Marvel twisted his neck and began to hold the knuckles of his fists, making a clicking sound.

"Wait a minute -" the middle-aged handsome man said something bad, "I wonder if there is some misunderstanding between us?"

Captain Marvel's extinguished golden light began to flicker again, transforming into a super race state.

"No misunderstanding, I'm very angry right now, and I want to find someone with good endurance to relieve my anger..." After saying that, Captain Marvel smiled charmingly.

The handsome middle-aged man took two steps back and said, "Wait, we can discuss something if we have something to do..."

boom! !

A golden light flashed, and a mushroom cloud slowly rose from the hell...

----

Roger didn't know what was going on in hell, because he was not like Kang, who wandered into hell every three days to steal.

He rarely even throws garbage into hell. After all, he is always the one looking for trouble, not trouble looking for him.

The sand sculpture Star-Lord woke up, and it turned out to be Pinocchio No. 1. He saw him while walking on the ship, and then picked up the fruit knife and stabbed Star-Lord hard in the body with a grin on his face.

As a result, after the transformation, Star-Lord's body was surprisingly strong. The fruit knife only punctured a bit of skin, and no blood even came out. Then Star-Lord was awakened by Pinocchio's tireless killing.

Then the arrogant Pinocchio 1 was grabbed by Star-Lord's clothes and brought to Roger. Fortunately, Star-Lord was curious and didn't kill it, otherwise the matrix that can produce puppets would be gone.

"It, don't worry about it, it is our boatswain, and will be responsible for producing puppet sailors in the future. It has no other ability except that it likes to kill people, but it is very weak and can't do anything except a fruit knife." Luo Jay threw an ion gun at it.

As a result, it didn't know where to aim the bullet when it fired, and in the end it injured itself. Its marksmanship was inferior, so only a fruit knife was suitable for it.

Seeing that Pinocchio was such a badass and so aggressive, Roger had no choice but to give him a fruit knife to play with...

"Oh, why don't you lock it up? Wouldn't it be bad if you accidentally hurt someone else in the future?" Star-Lord dropped Pinocchio.

After Pinocchio regained his freedom, he picked up the fruit knife and bared his teeth at Star-Lord, and ran away angrily. Before leaving, he did not forget to raise the fruit knife and threaten Star-Lord ferociously, as if he was swearing to kill him next time. Got him......

"It doesn't matter. Anyone who can be hurt by such a weak puppet is extremely unlucky. He will die even if he drinks water." Roger said nonchalantly.

Star-Lord: ".........."

After chatting randomly for a while, Star-Lord remembered that he was looking for Roger.

"Well, BOSS, where is that woman? Was she beaten to death by you?"

"do not know......"

"Don't know?" Star-Lord looked questioning.

"I sent her to hell~" Roger said with a shrug.

"Hey, isn't that just dead..." Star-Lord sighed. The revenge for killing his father was gone, and he felt a little empty.

"Ahem, I have to educate you. Going to hell is going to hell, and dying is not the same thing. Those are two different things..."

Roger coughed and began to explain.

In this world, hell is a separate dimensional world, not a concept, and the hell lord Mephisto is the nominal boss of that dimension, because the hell dimension is composed of several pieces, Mephisto It is the largest piece of land.

In addition to hell, there are many more dimensional worlds in the back, including the "Beholder" Shuma Gorath.

The Crimson Lord, Cytorak.

Vishanti, the dimensional world of the trinity, Agamotto, Osutu, and Hogs,

The dimension of the "God of Dark Magic", Sissos.

There is also the famous dark dimension, Dormammu.

Among them, the power of Red Tank comes from the dimension world of Crimson Lord, while the power of Scarlet Witch comes from Sissos.

With that said, it should be very clear.

"So, is it possible that that woman is still alive??" Star-Lord opened his eyes wide and asked in disbelief.

When he was still on earth as a child, he had heard about hell and heaven. Bible stories were everywhere, but he never expected that they were true.

"Remove the possibility. Unless Mephisto goes down personally, the probability of defeating her is zero." Roger patted Star-Lord on the shoulder comfortingly.

"Your father-killing enemy is still here, work hard, young man."

Star-Lord: ".........."

"If you want to avenge your adoptive father, work hard to become stronger. I put his body in the food refrigerator of the spaceship."

Star-Lord: ".........."

Hearing that his enemy might be the type that could punch through hell, Star-Lord suddenly felt as if he was sunburned and had no energy all day long.

The scene of that woman punching through a small mothership with her fist was vivid in his mind. Star-Lord didn't think he could defeat such a tough woman in his life. He couldn't even survive in a vacuum.

Roger parked the spacecraft on an uninhabited asteroid, used projection magic to make a large bucket, and then directed many puppets to open the cans and pour all the stolen protein powder and drinks into it.

When Unit [-] was finally summoned, Unit [-]'s eyes glowed brightly. Without any command from the pilot, it picked up a large drink can and drank it in one gulp. He didn't forget to burp before saying goodbye.

Boom! !

After eating, the huge machine No. [-] actually lay down on the ground and fell asleep.

"My boss is getting more and more individual and seems to be getting wiser." Roger touched his chin.

From being a pure machine at the beginning, to the later battle with Amit, Machine No. [-] showed a hint of intelligence like a beast, and now it has the IQ of a two or three-year-old child.

When communicating with it, its thinking is blank, its thoughts are very pure, full of curiosity and confusion.

However, it was as sleepy as the child, so Roger had to try his best to get some specialties from the barren land for it to eat. After all, it is normal for children to grow and eat in addition to sleeping.

"Now that we're full, it's time for us to set off. Po, let Unit [-] go to sleep in your belly."

Roger could also put Unit [-] in a storage space, but that would not be good, because a dead-like storage space would not be good for the growth of a newly born intelligent child.

Put it in Abao's belly, give it a better room, and then have a lot of puppets watch anime with it to create a good growth environment.

"Brother Jie, where should we go next?" Star-Lord asked.

"Do you still have to ask? Of course it's Jie... I want to borrow the goods from the Cree. They bought a lot of specialties from the barren land. Let's go to them and borrow some." Roger said matter-of-factly.

The kind of borrowing without repaying——

"Little ones, set sail, we are ready to go."

Chirp Chirp ~ +100

Many of the puppets were more excited than Roger. As long as they had work to do, they didn't care. Roger was still thinking about whether the Slit Girl could use it, but her IQ was like a repeater, forget it... ..

And the Angel Bell doll......

However, this loli doesn't have much IQ and doesn't really listen to her boss's words. Moreover, her killing method is more troublesome. First, she needs a mirror, and second, she needs the other person to have a sense of fear. Otherwise, she won't kill unless these mechanisms are met.

"When we return to Earth, we must collect more strange stories..." Roger murmured to himself.

I don't know why, but Roger wants to collect these strange things more and more.

The Black Pearl, after sounding its flute, began to set sail——

Only Star-Lord rolled his eyes. Who doesn't know that the universe is a vacuum and cannot transmit sound. This whistle has no effect at all except shaking the ears of his own crew...

"At the vending machine, pay attention to the optical brain. If there are any traces of Kree people, please notify me. We will follow quietly." Roger said.

[Received BOSS. 】

"Star-Lord, use your expertise to see when the Kree people will set off." Roger turned to Star-Lord and said.

"Okay..." Star-Lord said weakly.

"Don't be discouraged, young man, do you know who your biological father is? Your biological father is no worse than Aunt Marvel." In order to cheer up his number one brother, Roger didn't mind spoiling the story.

Sure enough, after hearing about his biological father, Star-Lord cheered up and asked curiously, "My biological father? My mother said he is dead?"

Roger chuckled, "How do you think you got your strength on the day Yondu died? You are a descendant of the Celestials. Do you know about the Celestials?"

Star-Lord shook his head, "Never heard of it..."

Roger raised a can of Barren Land drink, "Does the shape of Barren Land look like a skeleton?"

Star-Lord nodded, "It's not very similar, it's just that. Many people said that it was the head of an unknown creature. It was chopped off by a more powerful person in the universe, and then tens of millions of years later, meteorites continued to hit it. , it formed a planet, but it can still be seen that it is a head.”

Roger patted Star-Lord on the shoulder and said meaningfully, "That's your father...

Father?His mother is an authentic Earthling. How could he have given birth to himself if his father was so old?When I think of the intimate scene between ants and elephants...

Star-Lord thought about that scene for a moment, shuddered, and shook his head, "Impossible, absolutely impossible~"

Snapped!

Roger hit Star-Lord hard on the head. He was worthy of being an interstellar drifter. His thinking was different from others. The first thing that came to his mind was reproduction.

"What are you thinking about? Do you think the people in the Celestial Group are all that stupid?" Roger rolled his eyes at Star-Lord, "They use clones that are the same size as the people on Earth, or they have shrunk the main body, do you understand? "

"Oh, that's it. Let me just say, um, no, Brother Jie, you said that Barren Land is my biological father?" Star-Lord asked with his eyes wide open.

"It's not a barren land. The barren land is another group of gods. Your father is still alive and well. You can see him when there is ape dung one day..."

Roger remembered that the other party wanted to turn Star-Lord's son into a battery.

"Then my dear dad..."

"Don't ask, I don't know, I haven't seen it..."

Star-Lord: ".........."

Well, knowing that he has a father as powerful as a planet, Star-Lord finally cheered up. At least he felt that as a powerful tadpole as big as a planet, his potential was not bad.

As long as you practice seriously, you will one day become as big as your father...

When the time comes, have you ever seen a fist as big as the moon? With one punch, it doesn’t matter what Captain Marvel you are, it will crush you to death from all directions.

"Eat well, exercise well, and eat more fortified drinks if you have nothing to do." After saying that, he threw a can of barren drink to him.

Star-Lord looked at the drink, and the corners of his mouth twitched. When he thought that this thing was of the same race as his father, and that he was its heir, Star-Lord felt his stomach churn a little.

[BOSS, I found a message that the Kree spacecraft has set off and heads towards the wormhole of TXE-51. 】

Suddenly, the vending machine reported news of the Kree cargo ship to Roger.

"Why do they run so far away? Isn't this wormhole closer?" Roger asked puzzled.

[BOSS, according to the information found on the Internet, it seems that after the tentacle star was robbed by BOSS, everyone knew that there was a powerful star thief near this wormhole and did not dare to come]

Yes, there are networks in the universe, but most of them are local area networks and are not connected to other civilizations. For example, the three major civilizations each have their own networks, but they are not linked to each other and do not give hackers of other civilizations the opportunity to attack.

The vending machine is linked to the barren dark web, which is used by star thieves and businessmen to read some insignificant cosmic news.

Roger: "......"

"Bah, there are still three major civilizations. A mere star thief is afraid. Let's catch up~"